Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show (Episode 1)

[ValmeRibay]

This was the first show I ever watched on YouTube. Since this point on I started to understand what YT really is.

[Foss4932]

My favorite one. This show makes me laugh every time I watch!!!

[lokalllize]

this makes me cringe

[FearRipper74]

LICK POOP!

[spoonalisk]

This invigorating program of pleasures and delighting making happy in our eyes!

[TheMangoMovie]

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Showwwwwwww!!!!!!

[DMTLVlogs]

I'm too drunk to f clap clap k!

[UkeaOP]

I loooove that outro song. Plus whatever the heck happened before it.

[DJTriplestar]

Thumbs up if you love this in 2011. Fuck it's nearly 5 years ago..

[BlondiexPancake]

Thumbs up if DudeLikeHELLA Sent you here!

[L33Br34k]

WOW what the fuck just happened

[ducklordgabe]

I remember when i first saw this years ago on myspace XD I love this hahahah<3 =)

[itsallmostevil]

@ducklordgabe same

[clamzcoolio]

Haha, is this your wife? Because that's a really accurate Japanese accent.

[DarkAngelsBlackRose]

Make more episodes!!!! :o

[charleem]

Please to crap hands!

[Joentje94]

wtf is this shit?

[ahverypro]

whut?

[TheElectricBubbles]

Can you smell the freshness?

[ElodyTamTam]

@TheElectricBubbles For the good of humanity, please someone make a, like, four seconds video with just the "can you smell the freshness?" bit, to be pasted commenting FB pics of kite-high, shitfaced friends. Please. Thank you in advance.

[gagejoseph91]

...my IQ just dropped 30 points...

[SESdisciple]

"Lick Poop." Lmao.

[cayleenicol]

This is the stupidest thing ive ever seen. and i couldnt wipe the smile off my face. lmfao.



[TokedStokedMusic]

this is like the perfect type of crap to watch when you're stoned out of your mind

like right after you've marathon'd all of wondershowzen ... THIS.

[heyitscomplex]

I dont even

[berrysweet09ful]

hilarious!!!!!!!!! :)

[ItsCoreyLynxxYall]

They need Lady Gaga on this show!

[mer2329]

@ItsCoreyLynxxYall perfect matchup

[tigrecaido]

Is not fair, I want to watch more Kiko but here in Japan there's no chance to... even when all the other actual shows are as crazy as this one I can't stop watching these two chapters.

Does someone know where can I watch the rest of the chapters outside of the US?

[MissSallyCabbage]

Can you smell the Freshness... XD

[bdijkstra1982]

@MissSallyCabbage I heard "fishnets".

[IHateSchoolPeople]

it took me a while to realize that this was english =D

watching in 2011 huh?

[tigerlilybug]

Mista Lick-a Poop! hahahaha! Me n a frend were bored and saw this and started lafin our heads off.

[iPlauguey]

I remember watching this back when it was on myspace! RIP myspace

[midnightmagnifito]

Am I the only who heard "Please clap hand for Mr. Nincompoop"?

Funny.

[DalekHunter1994]

I'm so scared right now....more than when I watched The Impossible Astronaut(a FUCKING TERRIFYING episode of Doctor Who). But in a different scared. Like scared for my sanity...Good thing this isn't a 42 minute-1 hour long TV show. Nobody could take that.

[mickyenzo]

roflmao

[onlyonesk8]

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

[WoahxitsxMir]

i remember watching this with my friends a few years ago o___o... we would always sing that "talk to the hot dog..." song xD

[Enderamvs]

@WoahxitsxMir Haha I would do that with my friends too! This used to be the funniest thing ever to us.

[Naturality]

Kim & Greg's sexual games must be seriously creative...

[KonohanaVillager]

Just one thing : WTF ?!

[kevin4peace]

Damn... That theme song sure sounds like The Mothers Of Invention...

[aznjt]

she was 40 when this was filmed, Best looking 40 year old?

[TD9001]

Does the fact that she's Korean-American make this somewhat, I dunno, racist? `.`

[hiphoplivs]

@TD9001 well, no not really..because she's immitating a japanese woman..not a korean woman and even if she was japanese i still dont think it would be racist, have you seen the japanese prank shows? they can take a joke. If you haven't seen some of those shows go watch em funny stuff.

[twins385]

this show is funny and she is pretty

[gorgeoustinychicken]

this show MAKES MY LIFE. <3

[zigzagzom]

LICK POOP

[AUAirForce]

Stupid Asian.

[RandomClassicComedy]

thumbs up if u think the song at the end would make a goos ringtone!

[knightess5829]

o.o i want the song at the end

[drance10]

waffles

[Lunablades]

"dees iz vewy special time to-geder" LOL.

[ElodyTamTam]

@Lunablades Best part is "we have a very special guest-eh, he is pa-leo-nto-lo-gist-eh!". Always cracks me up. :-D

[PlatinumgamingHD]

like every second of the video makes no sense, even the title makes no sense, I LOVE IT! XD

[PlatinumgamingHD]

only in japan XD

[Meonlyme]

Oh man, this takes me back to elementary school and recess where we would sit around the class PC to watch funny online videos (just after the advent of Youtube). This was one I randomly found and had the whole class singing "Talk to the hot dog" many weeks after:D

[popper666]

She should seriously do some nudity. (beyond that: here's a valid consideration: just because she's Asian does not mean this is not racist) As for the show, I can't believe they got funding and such. It must have been a lot of work, though, so kudos for doing it and making the attempt and for what little success it garnered, even if it probably wasn't justified. (the set was pretty nice, too; and the costuming, etc.)

[ElodyTamTam]

@popper666 About the racist thing: if I laugh at something, it doesn't mean I find it stupid or worthless or something. You can also laugh at oaricatural, over-the-toppish representations of things you actually like. For instance, I absolutely worship the aestetics on display here, my first flat in Milan looked a whole freaking lot like Kiko's room (everything was red / purple / orange / pink, I even had the same plastic couches) and I still wear a dozen pink / purple flashy plastic bracelets.

[tejaswoman]

There are still mornings when I wake up with "Talk to the Hot Dog" in my brain on an endless loop. When, oh when, will they finally come up with an appropriate 12-step program?

[rick92rr]

woooow this is so old ='[ i used to be in high school

[FayeSkye]

I remember watching this so long ago and thinking "WTF..." I still think that.

[RareX]

ow brain aneurysm

[frogsoda]

@Davidlikecookies No It's Engrish.

[whatthefuck4567]

WHEEL OF FUN SPINNING ROUND SPINNING ROUND THE WHEEL OF FUN SPIN THE WHEEL, WHEEL OF FUN IT GOES ROUND AND ROUND :D !PUT ON HAT! XD

[FranzyXL]

i'm tottly tripping to this like 10 times a day

[AustoTheGreat]

"this is very.. special time together. -pause- lick poop... stand on head!"

always seems to make me laugh. lol

[mbcNOOFS]

wtf

[chakra25king]

30 seconds in and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[LeviTimes]

これは日本の普通のテレビ番組だよ。笑

[Orangeys]

It's hard to believe this is made by the same people as the guild...

[KayleDevanandAWSOME]

even on this, kim looks as smokin hot as ever....

[myXspaghetti]

my brain nearly split in two...

DO IT AGAIN

[rethinkOURreality]

Craig Benzine needs to take handstand lessons from this girl.

[bibboorton]

I fucking missed this. :)))))

[Mynameisnotooo]

I'd be weirded out, but then I realised this is a regular day in Japan.

[MultiRatrat]

cool but fake

[mjs3888]

@MultiRatrat Duh!!! It's from Mediocre Films, genius.

[levingthedream]

I love the ending theme! Where can I download it?

[gulllars]

I'm tired as hell, and i laughed my ass off watching this.

This is what i would imagine a japaneese version of a scene from The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy would look like...

You should add in the description, best watched sleep deprivated, drunk, or high XD

[EmmThree]

how the f*ck did i find this?????

[drakeishfyre]

I'M TOO DRUNK TO F...... K

[MiladyToxic]

1,577 people need to LICK POOP.

[shippem]

THis is spectacular!

[xXxStillSearchinGxXx]

I forgot how much I loved this :D

[alexiaanastasio]

omg love the hats. How do I become a guest?

[lolPantsProductions]

Man she played that part well.

[Darkmausi]

lets crap our hand for....damn i love this ^^

[BeginWithPilot]

She's so cute, omg.

[DamnIT900]

"Thatsa me!!!"

[Startwister]

F..k Sony! There are only two episodes left, I can watch in germany. All others are restricted. What the hell is going on?

[ElodyTamTam]

@Startwister I wholeheartedly endorse your question. We want more, like fourty-five thousand episodes more. For fuck's sake, Sony, just know your place. You ain't half as powerful as this show. Just GTFO.

[iluvagothkenny]

it's-a refreshing feering to be fert while watching the show! wheeee!!!!

[Fydan]

Can you smell the freshness?

[GNoodle]

PRINCESS ROBOT BUBBLEGUM

[LastZombieEver]

Ok...I;m officially confused...but...whatever...?

[CerberosNL]

Japanese people have an awkward sense of humor

[EmteeThotsRinny]

@CerberosNL lol this is american. the host is just "japanese." i think she's korean actually...

[SuicideOrSurvive]

wEirD??

[adambomb805]

too bad 2 girls actually followed that advice to lick poop. lol

[mrsfreak2you]

talk to hotdog it can read your mind

[lilmikehokage]

@mrsfreak2you LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

[spacecowboy5000]

Awesome that those two girls ended up do that show naked in the shower. Good times.

[Goatman1998]

This video taught me the meaning of life

[rageboyRM]

I think there was something weird in that Chineses Food I ate.

[FinalFrost]

So this is what Japanese acid trips must be like.

[assassin258]

@FinalFrost loool

[nathanieldurkin1]

@FinalFrost Because all Japanese programs are crazy and off the wall, when they get high they experience something truly bizarre...a calm demeanor with tea and cookies while holding a mature and sophisticated conversation about current events. Once they sober up, however, then its back to "gorgeous tiny chicken machine show." Naturally :)

[SeanKicking]

W T F ! ?

[RaguelAngelofBalance]

Kiko for the win!

[jimmjimm6699]

UM THAT WAS SO FRICKEN AWESOME

[Advandnaruto]

lol talk to the hotdog it can read your mind??!!!

[Fydan]

This is what I want my life to be like.

[MegatronSmurf]

i just i dont know

[SuperNumber19]

(:3) !

[eMeRaLd77884]

Why does the music have to be so catchy x.x

[RisingStandard]

ha ha, this is one of those gems you only can find by digging. Chceck out. Rising Standard channel

[jordanrocks94]

omg that was so disturbing and so enlightening at the same time 

[Checkerbabexox]

This is very special time together... Lick Poooooop... Stand on head!

[siesonekmk]

EPIC

[bringer96]

WTF!!!!!!?!?

[3811961]

Hahahahaha

This is so funny!!!

[MichieMouse1]

Where are all the other vids? like 3 4 5 and so on... D:

[tejaswoman]

@MichieMouse1 They're on the "CSpot" channel; episodes 1 and 2 were made by Mediocre Films partly as a sort of pilot, then when they were picked up by Sony for its Crackle/CSpot project, Sony made them put all future GTCMS videos on CSpot only. There are some great episodes, though unfortunately the view count went WAAAAAY down from the channel shift, so don't try to correlate the views with the greatness. :) If you look to the right of this video for the "Suggestions" column, you'll see them.

[warriorsleftnut]

i can smell the fishness!!!-wtf!!????!!!

[emzreality]

lmfao lick poop bwahahaha i'm dying

[MrGibsonian]

Kim you are so awesome...You have never made a bad video. I don't think you could make a bad one if you tried. I'm sure having people like Sean, Payman, Michele, Julie and all the rest of the amazing people you have helps with it as well.

Keep up the great work everyone

[DJTriplestar]

Dear mediocre films.

It's the year 2010 now. Been 3 years when i saw this video. Today i just had to look it up, the video is so authentic.

I love you for making this, it's actually one of the first random internet things.

Kinda regards,

~DJ Triplestar

[chimera15]

@DJTriplestar Yup, me too. Classic.

[Stoked1994]

@DJTriplestar lol that sounded so passionate and gay

[11wraith11]

wtf did i just atch

this is my seacond time watching it and i stilli have no idea what i just saw

[Darkslayer79]

LOLz this shit its funny and trippy as hell!!!!!!!!!

[fattybekah]

lolololol

[MonoCabron123]

I'm a fan of mediocrefilms, but I .. didn't really like this. She really gets on my nerves with that high pitched voice.

[barrentree]

Uuu.. couldn't watch this to the end. Her accent in Japanese sounds Korean, and her character is anyway really grating. But the production is good quality at least

[TheCutedancer100]

wow.....really wierd

[Andrexthor]

Asian accent makes me horny

[PCHavoc]

Why is this not on tv? these are all great.

[Mattybaird1]

ilu

[Wookie1234567]

I'm tripping out, man!

[kenlab77]

LMAO - It say... im too drunk to F**K

[gameraz19]

RANDOM =DDDD

[frangipanibum]

I love the end music XD

[AAustinWBornman]

yaye!!

[FlightSimGuy9782]

The Japanese Culture is so Cute and awesome. Lick Poop = Win

[wygorin1]

... sighh ... i taught english in taiwan for 7.5 years ... it wasn't quite thios bad ... but there were deffinettly moments... when my bosses were trying to get me to do dumb stuff like that... it was the childrens dances i hatedmost i think.... just show up hung over with a ttouch of still drunk though and the day goes by before you even know it...

[zackwickman468]

hmtag und nacht träume ich davon dass sich jemnd findet der mich vor meiner langweile erlöst^^

[alienkid]

2:59 = win

[sighau]

Where can I se the rest of the episodes ?

[alienkid]

On the internet

[Colaglass]

what does a paleontologist on a childrens gameshow? omfg, hilarious

[sakurastar2]

...What did I just watch?

IT WAS AMAZING

[PerfectPathetic]

Lick poop

hahaha

lol

[SharpSpoonful]

HAHAHA this basically sums up the Japanese.

[dunneh]

That song reminded me so much of a Shonen Knife song. x3

[dslieker]

The theme music MUST be done by Hemmoroy Rogers.

[Morag0]

I want back at least 4 min of my life...

I dont care about he other 11 seconds,...

[soundasleepx]

CAN YOU SMELL THE FRESHNESSSSU?

[Magzfoxy]

lolz. funny lick poop

[nergal666]

what's this?

[arare666]

THIS IS CHAOS

[apronlesstemplah]

@arare666 but given your username isn't that an undeserved compliment?

and what order could possibly come out of this?

[apronlesstemplah]

@nergal666 excellent use of sumerian(?) demon name -- at any rate mesopotamian

if sumerian more genuinely asian than this

[apronlesstemplah]

@nergal666 cannot answer your question

except perhaps with a conrad reference

[Jamzkangster]

WTF is this shit?!

[apronlesstemplah]

@Jamzkangster yes

[BluetorchQs]

lol so random.its great.

[DALSU]

racist jap bitch

[taijutsu36]

omg i could never stay smiling for that long

[fisssshy]

haha, that's so random

[soundasleepx]

This is fantastic

[CaptainCraigasaurus]

You told me it would make my life, it has.