No Asians

[Herimia]

what are agents?

[Puaspaubzoo]

Hahahaha,,,, did u meant, no no whine cant. U fucking shits!!!!!! Fucking bastard!!!!! Fucking whine cants!!!!!haahahaha

[forgottenmaz]

haha, he meant to put 'no agents"

[Vinchypoundcake]

what the heck...

but actually the whole truth is that when asianas are looking for a flat, they're treated ABSOLUTELY unfair. fucking racist

[Thenecromancer626]

FCKED up old bastard!!!!! If I were there, I would of followed him home, snuck in his house and then slit his throat in his sleep!!! Asian revenge XD.

[oliphanten]

@Thenecromancer626 did you see the end? he meant agents not asians.....

[IainMcfly]

@Thenecromancer626 fuck off you will

[Linkage1992]

@Thenecromancer626 Idiot.

[JackofHats]

@Thenecromancer626 You fucking retard. 

[DaxHard]

Company's also are stereotypical watch my vid hahaha

[twilighter5678]

Does this mean that for all these years I have been so upset for nothing?

[votran333]

My friend is Asian. He's also an Agent.....

[ysshml]

ha ha funny

[xxbanyruuxx]

not to give away the funny bit, but this video clip is definitely not what you think

[MrStarbucks90]

White girls love big blk cocks world lowest nastiest  sad but true and they dare talking about asian every they suck dont tell me they dont eat blk sperm sad sad

[livvidd]

@MrStarbucks90 lol, what?

[phillyvinilli]

What country are Agents from ? Maybe Agentina

[JakikoChan]

They're just a buncha crooks.

[metamorfoza1000]

at that time ads were put through phone and I think the blame and blatant racism should go toward a person who wrote that ad

[RompYa]

LOL wat a fucking funny cunt. And guess what.... i'm fucking asian.

[The3rdHiltonSister]

i hate asians too. They eat dogs and have self hate...you ever seen two asians date each other? No. They go after the white people to "fit" in.

[doyouknowmeidont]

@The3rdHiltonSister wat a ignorant little bitch you are...lol..and besides it also go the same way for white people..why would they even bother dating asians huh?i see lots of white girls who wants to date asians so how bout u stick with ur cock sucking fulltime job and make it ur lifetime career

[SKULLxSNAPS]

@The3rdHiltonSister so what if asians eat dog... how about white people having sex with dogs and horses?? now go suck on a horse cock... giggles..

[coneshit]

@The3rdHiltonSister are you fuckng serious, you hardly ever see that. nearly all the time asians date asians. i dont know where you live but it must be a pretty weird place

[The3rdHiltonSister]

@coneshit

i live in fucking america...in new york city to be exact. Asians are inferior.

[coneshit]

@The3rdHiltonSister get a life mate. there no need to be jealous of another race. probably one Asian did kung fu on or something and now your hating on there race. racism doesn't make you kool.

[TheDrunkenMantis]

@The3rdHiltonSister You are a prime example of what is wrong with the USA.

Have fun with your economic crash you fucking hick.

[VanillaSnow23]

@The3rdHiltonSister I bet you're black or hispanic?

[The3rdHiltonSister]

@VanillaSnow23

im actually white  :)

[VanillaSnow23]

@The3rdHiltonSister Lol good for you. Anyways, no, don't flatter yourself. Lmao Asians in NYC...

[VanillaSnow23]

@The3rdHiltonSister I've seen you talking shit about British and Asian people. Lol you listen to Justin Bieber and your idol is Paris Hilton. Trash..

[Refeffect]

@The3rdHiltonSister You must be neglected by your Daddy ;or something in your shitty childhood or something. "Daddy.... Why did you ignore me!? WHy didn't you touch me!?" Fucking whore lol LOL!

[benz1980i]

This was very entertaining, thanks for sharing! To think that this newsreporter was coming over and interviewing him becuase he didn't want any agents moving into his house!!!! LOL

[nicholastan91]

lmao!

[sergi044]

It's his own house leave him alone, stupid ass tv reported

[plasmathunderdx]

If you own a house you're not obligated to rent it out. IF you do decided to is it not within your right to have conditions?

eg. Old couple wanted to rent basement, but to no one that blasts music at 3am in the morning? (the couple got flack for this in the newspaper)

Now who can tell me that isn't a reasonable request?

[youcancallmenoa]

@plasmathunderdx - you are either a 10 year old or a former member of the SS. The old couple in your example eliminates people according to their actions and not their race or appearance.

[jliu512]

Sorry, I said "No Niggers". That's what I meant.

[DANIELH23]

@jliu512 pfffahahahaha

[hankfletcher]

-_-

You mean to tell me, the song ISN'T "Secret Asian Man"?!

:D

[anthonymaw]

I guess something got lost in the translation....

[KingR3aper]

...Wait no you mean "AGENTS?!" ....his face when.

[kemita]

My entire family comes from KGB agents and we are deeply offended.

We are coming, with poisonous umbrellas

[goommm]

agent haha haha

[Gh0stH0rs3s]

"They're just a bloody mob of crooks."

[johnpaultx]

Hahaha

[turbis]

These damn agents taking our jobs and women

[parrampampam]

@turbis dey tuk ar jerbs

[papadioup8]

Poor agents:(

[DrBaronz]

if that guy walked away and ended the interview midway....guy branded forever lol.

[RedStarr2121]

hahaha O_O

[LivingRockPartiarch]

AGENTS... damn these Asian phone operators...

[Lamanar]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING YOU AUSTRALIAN MAN

[yakityyakblah]

This was either a misunderstanding, or that's the most clever racist to ever exist.

[essenceofcool]

Agent Smith from the matrix is gonna kill this guy

[mrpcpete]

LMAO!!! Oh my god.. that was hilarious!

[BiN253]

Eye zun

[jubbing]

LOOOOOL

[ericunderscores]

I'm pretty sure a conversation took place but all I heard was 1970s recording hisses.

[frieddimsims]

As an Asian, couldn't tell if Bruce Willis...

[GayForJC]

@frieddimsims try opening your eyes.

[Typhoon10UK]

@frieddimsims LOL

[ultimatebman]

@seros2010 What?

[MidoriKun135]

Don't get it twisted that was an Australian not an American

[papersplease]

Great vid

[BadBoyBoyzz]

someone put up subtitles for this please

[OneFatMinute]

Directed by M Night Shamalam.

[CinnaMint]

Poppin bottles in the ice like a blizzard

[ethusiasm]

lol, this is funny as hell.

[pk4l]

No Agents =O ... what a twist!!!

[EvoSpx]

LMFAO.

[nomsdeguerre]

@Handynasty... Cunt... U didn't even bother to watch the whole f ing video did u? The dude meant no AGENTS not ASIAnS u moron.... Yep, I am an asian, but not an agent...

[HanDynasty26349]

no asians? well thats fine NO MORE PS3 AND XBOX360 NO MORE WII AND NO MORE BLACK OPS AND NO MORE MORTAL KOMBAT AND NO MORE CALL OF DUTY FOR U FUKIN AMERICANS WE ASIANS MADE ALL UR FUKING GAME CONSOLES AND VIDEO GAMES U DONT LIKE ASIANS U GET NO COOOOOL AMAZING VIDEO GAMES U FUCKTARDS ASIAN POWER FTW!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT TO MENTION U OWE US ASIANS TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperNateclark]

@HanDynasty26349 did you even watch the end?

[WarrenKeingGaw]

@HanDynasty26349 fucking retard I swear, I'm Asian and I wanna slap you and lick your mother...

not to mention Asians didn't make the xbox360 or COD you dumb asian...

[HanDynasty26349]

@WarrenKeingGaw HELL YES THEY DID BITCH THE ASIANS MAKE THESE FUKIN GAMES

[PVumbe]

@HanDynasty26349 Whoaa. Dude. Chill.

[specialkrj]

@HanDynasty26349 lmfao fail.

[ultimatebman]

@HanDynasty26349 CoD, Xbox 360, and Mortal Kombat are all American.

[HanDynasty26349]

@ultimatebman you design them but who manufactures them? think about it closely before gogin up against me with facts i no wat i am talking about and no mortal kombat is asian game not american

[TichyTichyTichy]

@HanDynasty26349 "Mortal Kombat, commonly abbreviated MK, is a fantasy series of fighting games created by Ed Boon and John Tobias. The first four renditions and their updates were developed by Midway Games and initially released on arcade machines. The arcade titles were later picked up by Acclaim Entertainment for the home console conversion..." not sure where japan comes in, not that it matters, the US and Japan both make and manufacture great video games.

[ultimatebman]

@ultimatebman Mortal Kombat is definitely American. Also, you seriously need to work on you Engilsh.

[alfredyu]

@HanDynasty26349 hahhahaahhaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fuckin loser

[HanDynasty26349]

@alfredyu at least i dont own trillions of dollars in debt

[alfredyu]

@HanDynasty26349 dude u have some serious issue. I think u should stop playing so much video games and stop jerking off to Chun Li when she's doing the upside down helicopter kick. First of all, I am not from the states so I don't owe any money. Second, I'm asian myself so if you thought i am a non-asian guy that's trying to pick on you then you're sorely mistaken. Why don't you stop being so sensitive and actually try watching the entire video before jumping into conclusion.

[mike23984]

50 americans didn't understand this

[ultimatebman]

@mike23984 American here. I understood if perfectly.

[ernesdee2o916]

I wana move to Australia...

[joy2vic2000]

that was funny



[MrInception12]

1 Average Asian Person Intelligence = 100 average americans intelligence

[ultimatebman]

@MrInception12 Seriously, we aren't that stupid.

[MrHasnodong]

He sounds like a fuckin Irish guy, they were the one who instigated that Yellow Peril thing in the late 18th century cause some chinese people were taking some jobs

[shmuli9]

This is hilarious. I've misheard words myself: I used to think "Euthanasia" was "Youth in Asia" and I thought to myself in my kid's mind "well, of course there is youth in Asia", thinking Bananrama were singing "Robert de Niro's waiting, talking to Tanya" oe Chubby Checker was saying "Come on, little bitch, and do the Twist"...

[AntinuclearAntibody]

that is possibly one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen.

[ernesdee2o916]

so he mispell agency as asians

[AntinuclearAntibody]

@ernesdee2o916 wow you're really smart.

[ernesdee2o916]

@AntinuclearAntibody I just typed that out cuz some people wouldnt get it. i didnt type it out as a question. i meant it as a "watever" attitude.

[AntinuclearAntibody]

@ernesdee2o916 i got ya

[incognito84]

@ernesdee2o916 Yeah, that's the jist of it. I don't think he mispelled it either, it was properly whoever wrote that newspaper.

[Elfrania]

i love this guy. lol ... the end is so funny, he was trying to make things clear desperately.

[crlake]

No. The guy spelled it wrong. He meant no "Agents", not no "Asians". Even the reported had to laugh. Not racist, just funny.

[irundohc]

I like it that Australians themselves cannot understand each other sometimes...

Being someone who is not a native English speaker, this gives me great relief.

:D

[icekat83]

Oops. I'd be really mad if a newspaper did that to me. You'd think whoever did the ad would have checked it. You know it was an over-the-phone ad.

[Subdown1313]

what about asian agents?

[KnuckleBallz]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy]

Ah, a little Ausie Error there

[dirtylittleslurry]

haha that's funny!

[hurlux]

He didn't spell it incorrectly, those adds are placed over the phone so the person at the newspaper misheard him

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

These chinese buy then rent to the illegal latinos , neighborhoods change that fast

[Sky300]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...hahaha

calm down asian people, he's just stupid and spelt "agents" as "asians"

[55mautak]

@asianlvr70 You fine fuck using an asian name but for real,you just a piece of hispanic wet back fuck. Can't blame you for not exposing your self for being a useless and brainless human waste.

[suddendee]

@asianlvr70 A founding member is still a founding member. I wouldn't call anyone "stupid" with your grammar mistakes. Do us all a favor and go back and get your G.E.D.

[yotwongjai]

@asianlvr70 too bad homie cause i fuck latina and so what? u bitch ass need to go craw back inside ur mom vagina cause we dont want ur kind around here, call asian gook? well u wet back piece of shit atleast asian r smart, how many asian u know work for 5 dollar an hour? none how many hispanic work less hmmm.... im not trying to be racist to any hispanic, i have lots of hispanic homies and most of them r my best friend, i barely have any asian friends, so fuuck off and get a life dude

[ethusiasm]

"no asians"? "no agents"? lol.

[oakfire12]

I dont like 'the asian'

[yotwongjai]

@oakfire12 i dont like cunt bitch

[toodamfat]

hehe, this is some funny shit!

[rickardo004]

so if asians did this, it's ok right?

[zxaha1]

LAWL

[yarrowworks]

Gotta love Australians. 

[suddendee]

@SvenSvenSvensen It always confounds (yeah, I'll wait for you to look that up) me how people make fun of Asians, and yet, use youtube who was founded by an Asian. OWNED!!!

[mukaikof]

asians are so beautiful!

[1cactus01]

absolute gold, 10/10... LMAO, EVERY ONE NEEDS TO WATCH THE ENDING.

[realise3d]

I love how when it's resolved they have a laugh and a handshake... Aussies are great.

[kaleythao]

LMFAO ! hahahahahahahahahahah

[kolskebabs]

bloody asians, all they do is put a sign out the front.

[L3g3ndkill4]

46 people didnt finish the video

[redlightmax]

This vid has a better twist than The Sixth Sense.

[SaulMeyersz]

@redlightmax hey look its someone who's jealous of americans

[ultimatebman]

@SaulMeyersz Don't feed the troll

[aznghai]

lmao

[elbeasto71]

Ha, funny shiat! :)

..& yes I & his good self are Aussie.

[suddendee]

LOL! I was getting offended until the end :P

From an Asian (not agent)

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Only when racism dies will I shut up.

[JohnGaltHasSpoken]

lol, that was hilarious..

[GuitarGare]

AGENTS! Was he watching th Matrix? I hope he got his money back for the ad.

[SeanConnery69]

god I can't understand a damn word these damn british dudes are saying. Learn how to speak you damn blokes

[xishimarux]

HARDEN THE FUCK UP. Thats what I'm waiting for this dude to say.

[DuelinginRS]

this vid is hilarious haha

[stargateheaven23]

For everyones information. The narration at the beginning is a british guy named Denis Norden, but the actual clip is australian.

[Robstailey]

lol what a typo

[jmoseph767]

no asians, lol

[OhMyStuff]

Silly Britsh people!

[gillri]

@OhMyStuff lol silly ididots who cant tell what an english accent

[voivod]

Does every fucking YouTube comments section have to end up like this one? STFU, shitheads!

[1987Challenger3]

This guy is now my Hero

[peperonyandchease]

I couldn't understand a single goddamn word of this.

[mike23984]

@peperonyandchease shame, it was hilarious

[emjayxluv]

@peperonyandchease funny how i can understand everything.. cos im asian LOL

[jamkabi]

@peperonyandchease don't you speak english???

[specialkrj]

@jamkabi I speak English. I don't speak grainy crap footage with horrible audio.

[jimmyPain2121]

@peperonyandchease You don't understand it because your'e American and your literacy capabilities would not exceed reading the drive through menu at taco-bell

[Apeviar]

@jimmyPain2121

That's hyphenated in the states, my friend.

[MeteorPhoenix1127]

@jimmyPain2121 You're*

[jimmyPain2121]

@MeteorPhoenix1127 lol wtf are you talking about? If you'e trying to sound intelligent you've failed miserably .. I used an apostrophe on the first your'e but the second one is just your, not short for you are so ir obviously doesn't need one.... lol what an idiot

[BIuejay]

@jimmyPain2121 It's 'you're', not "your'e", you fucking idiot.

[sneeptheelite]

@555julianfairbanks

Australia is a Dominion of the Commonwealth, you moron. We are not British, we are Australians.

[MisanthropicSchizoid]

@QuantumQuacks Well I agree that it is wrong to engage in hostile and aggressive acts towards a selected group of people, like hurting other people or throwing garbage at them. Its wrong to treat anyone in a negative way and I don't believe in that. The point I try to make however is that we don't all have to like all people. Just because someone is a racist doesn't mean they are bad or that they are going to go hurt or kill someone. Our society takes racism way too seriously.

[heartsong09]

@MisanthropicSchizoid The very fact that a racist person harbors hatred or prejudice towards someone they do not know based upon something so superficial as 'race,' does not make them a good person in my book. Our society "takes racism seriously," because past human history has revealed its evils numerous times. Many people have been murdered, marginalized, and hurt due to racism in its many forms. For that reason, the majority of people find racist views deplorable (and rightfully so).

[gavinC72]

hahaha

[heartsong09]

@QuantumQuacks -- I was referring more to his inability to express himself without using racial slurs which indicates to me, a defective brain. No need to get all pedantic about it...

[eternallight351]

that's very funny agents becomes asians....guess he needs to enunciate more... :P

[MisanthropicSchizoid]

Ok so we are allowed to dislike agents but we can't dislike Asians?

WTF? We should be able to like and dislike whoever the fuck we want. Whats the big deal? So basibally if we aren't allowed to dislike a certain race, then we should also not be allowed to dislike anyone, no matter what their title is.

[heartsong09]

@MisanthropicSchizoid -- You don't get it...anyone is free to dislike anyone; however, it's illegal to publicly and openly discriminate on the basis of race. He possibly doesn't want an agent purchasing his home because they often resell homes for a greater price than what they purchased it for. OR perhaps he was emphasizing that he was selling the house privately.

[Qwertzytamine]

I guess he gave ad via phone and that's how the newspaper operator thought it should be =))

[VideoUploaderTester]

He's right, no nip, chink, gook, sandnigger, or curry-muncher allowed!

[KYONSUZUMIYA1]

@VideoUploaderTester : you are ungrateful ,do you know the creators of your tv sony ,mobile phone lg ,your videogame nintendo or your hyundai car, your daewoo ship and etc are asians ?more specifically japanese or korean? also i don't see something bad with all of the asian features,you can see in internet pictures or even here in youtube videos of pretty korean actresses like kim tae hee,song hye kyo or han hyo joo,and japanese draw good,for example they drawn sailor moon!more respect to them!