loan bike...

[IamDustyy]

Haha entertaining but there's no way that's true. Especially what you said about his wife. I was lmfao.

[I3oSsTrAd]

That story has scarred me for life.....

[suzukiholdenman]

I believed that story untill you said you were gunna get jiggy with his wife hahaha

[Matty6660]

wow. that was some fuckin story man. i actually lol'ed because come on dude - that story can't be real... sounds like you just watch too much Final Destination ;p

[Matty6660]

wow. that was some fuckin story man. i actually lol'ed because come on dude - that story can't be real... sounds like you just watch too much Final Destination ;p

[D1rec7or]

FAKE!

[danmoto73]

erm i know, thats the idea, was a tall story :P

[D1rec7or]

like charlie and the chocolate sandwich then

"Oh, what a tiny little man,' laughed Verruca Salt as she saw the Oompa Lumpa. 'He may be small,' cautioned Mr. Wonka as he turned briskly on his heel, 'but he'll have a cock as long as a docker's tea break."

[whatis07]

well you cant say your mate had bad luck,

when your times up its obviously definitly up

[robinphillips]

This is a great vid Dan......... love it, catching up on things now ;-)

[yazidyusop]

keke... freakish story

[EatmyDust1311]

ive always said: if you want to live, dont spend your days relaxing at a computer looking at pictures, go ride a honda fireblade. safest thing in the world. i think....i hope. yeah, definately the safest thing in the world, nothing under 998 cc will do:)

[1ntempestivus]

ROFLMFAO

[Quentyn73]

What a bunch o BS

[skypejacker1]

Hmmmm im not sure weather that story is true

[moonlight97]

im going out to buy a wired keyboard and then im going to get my wife to look at that bike online ha ha.

[danmoto73]

LMAO :D

[URBANLEGEND1000]

Hahaha good luck to you!

[joewarcupinhull]

is it true that because the VFR has a V-Tech engine that it costs a fortune to service?

lmfao at the woodenchairs impression, u failed to mention ball sliding on the floor tho, :-P

[bleak28]

You have lost it. good though kept me amused

[RedDracon1]

reverse indicator switch lol nice prank. i bet it is a prank lol

[lauriejennifer]

LOL... Nice "American accent."

You had me going with the story for a bit... until I was like, "Hey, wait a minute..."

You were going to get my sympathy. :-P

[criticsview]

Wow a loan bike! Never even heard of such a service in Canada (where I live).

[spoonmonkey3]

despite the fact you have no reason to lie, i still dont believe that, at all

[gangsta078]

wtf :S thats crazzyyy, poor bloke :-/

[macca1088]

Death by computer....uhm.... Never saw that one comming

[8cuttlefish8]

LMAO at the BWOM music when u show the VFR LOLZ!

U fingering the hole was a little disturbing ;D.

*note to self* Do not look at fireblade pictures.

Good luck getting the whole shabang LMAO!

[billmaa]

Haha, "I feel all Americanized!" Loving the dyslexic turn signals.. Sorry to hear about your buddy..he must had a big mouth or a small mouse...and good luck with the whole shebang..=)

[simysimy9]

I thought that you can't scream if your jugular is cut because that means that you no longer have airflow out of your body.

[hiu62f]

I really should stop watching your videos when I'm drunk!

[brotherblonde]

I usually get a loan bike too. Instead of a nice orange/red Honda, it's a Chinese Zongshen! But I'm still grateful for a freebie.

Did you vlog the BJ??

[thesmellofnapalm22]

Well... I LOL'd anyway. Good luck! Cant wait for THAT video

[DumbDuck44]

you guys get loan bikes? nice.

and best of luck.... ;D

[Skr3wson87]

lol

[CJSNOWY]

lol, awsome man you can do mad things on a loan bike, lolhehe

[QVFR]

Hahaha yes! I laughed out loud when I saw what you got for a loaner. Gotta love those bikes.

[billmaa]

High Five to the mighty VFR!

[AnotherCopierOfM13]

Good luck man!

[ashf00t]

uh...I am so gullable sometimes!!!! You got me good Dan! And it isn't even April fools!

[bluenapalm123]

lol wtf?

[wr250400f]

hahahaha bilmaa and woodenchairs eat your hearts out :)

[rebelyell91]

Lmao I lovvved the cut the music with the red VFR

btw the UK is awesome for giving Loan bikes, Loan bikes are unheard of in the US

The whole "sha-bang" lol

Wow Dan, what a vulgarly violent, amazingly almost-real motorcycle/computer death story. :D

[hughes111]

Also, stop putting your finger in the hole you dirty man hahaha The loan bike doesnt seem to safe then lol

[hughes111]

I get the feeling somethings not right everytime i get on my bike haha!!! Loan bikes are fun, Ride it like you stole it Dan haha!!!

[dctim]

It's what you get for riding a Frankenbike and trying to hump it every 5 minutes

[mrphate89]

i thought u were telling the truth right up untill you wanting sex from his wife... ya bastard! i actually leaned away from the laptop too..... was about to say that has to be the most elaborate death in the history of deaths :)

[svengalie]

dot dot dot

[RedanWhiteRebel]

NURSE...... Dan is out of his bed and forgot to take his tablets again.

[o0obrado0o]

my dad used to have a fireblade, but he got rid of it for a gsxr1000 which is shexxxyyyy

[dctim]

Wow! Get a loan bike and upgrade. Nice!

[MrJohnTheBomb]

=llll

[mattyisagod]

7:37

The moment I realised the sad story was a lie.