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  • lol, all these comments from butthurt people. he didnt hurt anyone nor was he making fun of him. he was merely taking advantage of the fact he could say the most random shit to the guy and he wouldnt understand it. he wasnt poking fun at him or anything. calm the FUCK DOWN !

  • Feel bad for the cop guy

  • This guy is a dick

  • Making fun of such hard working people, with great tradition and honor is so disgusting.... Japanese people are the best people in the world. Respect from Croatia

  • @CroAuslander

    They killed their own Samurai. They have no tradition or HONOR.

  • It's not interesting. I look down on this man.

    Don't come again to Japan!!

  • LMAO

  • LOL Fuck Japan, goofey-ass moutherfuckers.

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  • @InFiniteFinitity i think they have already been fucked enough the other month... :\

  • IM FREEZING DADDY

  • As a fan of Japan I should be offended and angered by Tom Green and his xenophobic, stereotyping millarky, but I can't help but find this funny.

  • @Terramax What exactly is there to like about Japan?

  • @FreshlySqueezedMango

    The people are the most friendly I've ever met, the locations are beautiful, their idea of a memorable night out is so much more interesting than the west's, the women are beautiful and elegant, their sense of humour is fantastic, people are always polite, I could go on. I'd do just about anything to live there.

  • @Terramax I could get all of that in the U.S.

    Don't act wapanese.

  • @FreshlySqueezedMango haters gonna hate.

  • @Terramax Memes, how clever.

  • @FreshlySqueezedMango

    Oh, yes, the food. The food is AMAZING.

  • @FreshlySqueezedMango sushi. shinto shrines and buddhist temples which are centuries old. castles. cool landscapes. interesting traditional music. most freaky ghost stories on the planet. samurai.

  • @zikten Smithsonian Institution. The Alamo. Mount Rushmore. The many war memorials. The Whitehouse. The Grand Canyon. The Great Lakes. Rich diversity. 4th of July. Navy Seals. Mix of cultures/lifestyles.

    Fun fact: Japan is responsible for Unit 731, which is arguably one of the worst war crimes ever next to Hitler's Holocaust. You could turn around and say we dropped nukes on them, but after learning what they were doing to innocent people, it hardly seemed like the wrong thing to do.

  • @FreshlySqueezedMango I wasn't saying they are better than America. Just was saying things good about the culture. You seemed like you were hating on Japan in your first post.

  • @zikten In all honesty, I was hating on Japan; with the exception of a few details (like the Buddhist temples you mentioned), it certainly is not my most favorite country. That's the glory of being human though; we have our own individual preferences, and we possess the ability to debate them.

  • Ironically, the guy's english is better than Tom's Japanese...so who's making fun of who? lol

  • @sonbuhitsunei

    We the Japanese don't need anymore Maple Leaf rejects "EH"!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    

  • he has some serious balls to do this lol. I'd be worried about getting arrested. you never want to mess with cops in other countries.

  • @zikten Who Cares It's Japan So It's Cool, If He Did It In Russia They Probably Beat The Shit Out Of Him Lol

  • @Tadddius actually that's an attitude that could end tragically. Japan is no different. it's not a good idea to mess with the cops in ANY other country. Hell, you shouldn't even do it in the US. But defintly not abroad. You don't have the same rights in other countries as a traveler. And yes, Japan CAN and DOES lock people up for stuff like this. You can get in serious shit. Did you know that Japan puts people away for years just for having a tiny bit of drugs?

  • @Tadddius the only reason probably that he got away with it is that he is a celebrity. if YOU did that, I bet you'd be in Tokyo National Prison or whatever right now. Serving 3 years for making fun of a cop. I doubt you would still be laughing.

  • Itsa too hardeh for me! <3

  • HAHAHAHHA he fucking rocks

  • They aren't even police .They are car park attendants/security gaurds.

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  • @MrBoobs457 thats ORIGINAL FUCKIN TOM GREEN x)

    do you know how much he was risking by taking that shot?

  • @MrBoobs457 I have a sense of humour and would like to watch the show translated :)

  • @MrBoobs457

    it's for a t.v. show alright? just settle down

  • Subway Monkey Hour ftw

  • at least he's not as bad as Andy Dick

  • i don't like it i bet he would never do that home.

  • @terrorzona78 yeah try actually living over there as a non japanese immigrant and you'll see japanese police true colors.

  • At the end while Tom Green is interviewing him toms probably like "Yayaya ok yup" .. Ok well thank you for your help.

  • When will Tom Green die?

  • This is guardman.

  • that cop was cool, like my grandad

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  • LOLOL....Can you teach me to make a campfire? I'm cold, Daddy.....HAHAHAHA

  • Tom Green is a f-in assho-e ..he thinks he's funny talking to someone who doesn't even understand what he is saying? thats cheap humor.. I thought I would check out more of his material but he's just stupid

  • @AlwaysaGemini lighten up will ya?

  • atot of people hate tom green

  • @maxpayne718

    a lot of people hate max payne... ;)

  • @maxpayne718 im sure they do :O why would he do something so mean as to make fun of the Japanese cops, they do more work than our cops in america XD

  • @maxpayne718 hate??????? what?? ES DEMASIADO GRACIOSO!!!!

  • @maxpayne718 well alot of people can go fuck themselves lol :)

  • @maxpayne718 no its only 100 people

  • @maxpayne718

    Typical "Maple Leaf" Clown in Japan "EH"!

  • @HarrietKikzAss stop it

  • @HarrietKikzAss wheres your humour?!

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  • @HarrietKikzAss you are clearly outnumber in your opinion, so i suggest you get off this video before it breaks your fragile little heart

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  • @HarrietKikzAss for sure

  • @HarrietKikzAss Get a sense of humor

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  • @HarrietKikzAss Well....Everyone's is different. Alot of people thinks he's hysterical, and I am one of them.

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  • @HarrietKikzAss

    Dude, if you go around smacking people until they "BEG" for forviveness you're more of an asshole than Tom Green could ever be.

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  • @HarrietKikzAss i bet if you watch other tom green vids, itll calm you down and soothe your anger......xD

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  • @HarrietKikzAss Sure u would guy. Only problem is that would require u to stop being an internet rambo which based on ur statement is probably impossible.

  • @HarrietKikzAss lol go an watch some little girls shows you little wapanese weeaboo

  • @HarrietKikzAss

    naaaah I dont tink so.you are manga geek,you cant smack anybody

  • tom green made fun of a parking lot guard...real cops wear a distinct insignia of the law...duh makin fun of an underpaid hardworking man is NOT my cup of tea

  • mean!

  • WHat a pathetic ENglish speaking ability

  • @EdinburghTiger cause there, they speak JAPANESE. NO ENGLISH. what a horrible comprehension ability...

  • US cops are almost never that calm.

  • that was great..

  • Tom Green might not be an american, in fact he is from Canadia, but as far as all japs go HE IS A DAMN AMERICAN!

  • @IauthenticI he's not actually that ignorant. it's just a facade.

  • @bellatrixlestranger

    What, the jap?

  • ''Ohhoo00OHHiaia campfayah?''

  • it's scary how people can generalize a whole nation of people based on videos on the internet...people need to turn off mass media broadcasts, and use their own brains, because there is a video you don' agree with in your country do you label your whole country with the same label you give the person in the video?+++labels are for cans+++

  • wow hilarious. what an imbecile.

  • Leave the poor man alone!!

  • @mp22bb they dont know that. they see white people and bam hes a american...

  • Subway monkey hour!

  • u know weaterher u undersstand English or not I assume the cop relaized Tom was joking around the way Tom was staring into the camera then

  • this is the reason why every counrty hates the U.S. haha

  • @WERDOME he isn't from the U.S so why would they hate the U.S?

  • @WERDOME and you my friend are ignorant and need a better education

  • what an ass haha that was so mean...

  • such a heartless person

  • That was funny?

  • LOL this is almost as immature as my shitty music hah

  • Yeah, that man isn't a police officer.

    He's a security officer.

    Most police in Tokyo will have a pretty good grasp of English...

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  • fail

  • Meet Tom Green - Master of the "man on the street" segment!!

  • he is a parking guard.

  • Come on this just doesn't seem right, i favor satirical comedy and all but disrespecting an authority figure in there respective territory and taking advantage of his good nature and lack of english proficiency just for the "fun" rather makes it tasteless. In my opinion, It's just plain depressing to watch.

  • @D001SPADE lighten up, its comedy, don't be such a politically correct tight wad, if it's not your taste then its not your taste, move on....

  • i'm freezing daddy

  • lame

  • thats not a cop!!!!!!!!!!!! in japan even garbge men have uniforms........lame joke

  • Japan is awesome.

  • Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling!

  • @AirborneNik LOL!

  • lmao fuck all u pussies that r offended and FUCK JAPAN

  • im so embarassed to like tom green that i got rid of this dvd... but ha its so bad you gotta laugh.. "daddy light me a fire!" LMAO

  • ¡Menudo tonto de los cojones es el Ton éste! seguro que no le vacila a un poli USA con la misma facilidad con lo que le ha vacilado al policía japonés (que no le entendía). ¡Vaya payaso!

  • ¡Menudo tonto de los cojones es el Ton éste! seguro que no le vacila a un poli USA con la misma facilidad con lo que le ha vacilado al policía japonés (que no le entendía). ¡Vaya payaso!

  • LOL

  • Wouldnt it be funny if tom green ran into hard gay. and an hour long epic ensued. or something

  • you all need to quit being so sensative.....this shit is funny as hell

  • fucking LOOOOOL

  • this is the same guy that aired his testicular surgery, pathetic shock jock attention whore.

  • DO A BARELL ROLL!!! Tom Green is an unfunny faggot that got raped by 4chan.

  • Saying stupid things to people who don't understand your language doesn't equal funny. Regardless of what nationality of people this is done to, it still just makes the foreigner jeering at them look like an ass. *shrug*

  • @ershnuff get fucked

    tojo sympathiser

  • @SlimeTron5000 *AHEM* Perhaps you didn't read my post correctly. I said "..regardless of what nationality of people this is done to.."-- that makes me a sympathizer not to any one country or nationality, but anyone it is done to. ANYONE. It is your ignorant mentality and the many like it that keeps the human race from ever progressing beyond its violent, discriminatory, self-destructive patterns. Humanity could be so much more, but morons keep focusing on stupid things like nationality and race.

  • @ershnuff Hilarious declaring me as 'ignorant' without skilled knowledge of unseen persons. I dare write that I enjoy pointing out TCP/IP fallacy. Tom's striking apt here is indeed courageous and should ever present plenty more fun satire; as a race is non existant. Of course humanity can be "so much more", so I advocate the Zeitgeist Movement. So if you are ever hungry next, you can munch on my cock. Thank you!

  • @SlimeTron5000 If your advocacy of this movement is true and we must work together to achieve this lofty goal for the common good of everyone, discriminatory statements such "Get fucked tojo sympathiser" should go, should they not? Making statements addressed to mass amounts of people who you deem "fetishists" will not help to achieve your goal. Your immature sexual jeers detract from any bit of credibility you might have had. Your ideal world will never come to pass with that kind of attitude.

  • @ershnuff Actually, I find your distaste for offensive satire (merits in its own right) offensive.

  • @ershnuff m8 just shut the fuk up its only a joke its comedy!!!!!!

  • What a prick. !

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJA 0:44 "CAMPAYA" JAJAJAJAJJAJAJA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This man fails to be funny.

  • Tom Green is from Canada,

    and every Japan fetishist who inhabits here: get fucked.

  • @SlimeTron5000

    I wish I could tell the police officer that he was making fun of him because it would have been so much fun to see the police guy beat that ass. Cops in japan are no joke, anybody who lives in Roppongi and drinks knows this.

  • hes a comedian their just jokes come on you Big japan fans take things way too hard when a joke is made about japan but fast too type in an anti-US comment.

  • baka gaijin any day!

  • @Metropolis2112 Riiiiiiight. I'm the one that looks stupid. For not understanding your retarded comment as a joke. When it wasn't a joke. It may have been exaggerated for the sake of humor, but it was very obvious you actually believed the actual concept. There's a difference between a joke and just exaggerating your true beliefs for comedic effect. Why can't you just accept the fact that you made an idiotic comment, and stfu? You keep defending yourself, which makes you look even dumber

  • @Metropolis2112 lol, okay buddy. Nice "cop" out. I love how fast an idiot can back peddle when he's on the defensive.

  • Oh, so it was a joke now. I see. I didn't see the "lol", or "JK" after your comment, so you know, it didn't appear that way. I wasn't aware that you could convey such a bold statement and then just leave it as such, and people could automatically assume you're joking. Then again, what's probably going on here, is that you realized how dumb you fucking sounded when you made that comment, and quickly used the "it was a joke excuse" so people wouldn't think you were an idiot. Well, too late.

  • @ZeImprofer LMAO, "Georgraphly handicapped" Jesus, are you fucking for real? How in the world can you call anyone else an idiot?

  • @ZeImprofer How in the fuck did you own anyone with any of your comments? You're calling everyone else idiots, and you can barely type a fucking coherent sentence.

  • @ZeImprofer It is funny. And please, Tom Green is from your country, you stupid fuck. What a smoldering fucking hypocrite you are.

  • @jbs3009 What in the fuck is a CVNT?

  • @Yukple Dude, IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO GOD DAMN BUTTHURT OVER THIS??!? PUT DOWN THE MATH BOOKS, AND LEARN WHAT A SENSE OF HUMOR IS and GET the FUCK over YOURSELF.

    Thank you.

  • @Metropolis2112 First off, no he wouldn't. Second off, you're a fucking idiot.

  • Wow you guys are bunch of fucking bitches its a joke from a t v show either laugh or shut up....fucking stuck up losers...cant take a joke?

  • im not going to lie this is fucked up. Why, He goes to another country and makes fun of people.

  • 2 every fuckwit that says this jap isnt a cop, he is in fact a cop, each police district in japan has diffrent clothing

  • I'm chuckling...

    'DADDY, I'M FREEZING'

  • lol he's too much.

  • I just lost the game

  • how could you make fun of that cute old man? lol

  • can i buy some cookies?

  • im freezing daddy

  • POBRE GRINGO WEBON HDP !!! ... CHEER !

  • Its a whole other country. Thats fucked up. Tom Green would do anything for attention but nobody likes him. If he killed him self still nobody would care.

  • @AirSoftDealerNy wrong...

  • poor guy he was trying so hard to understand, what an asshat. don't mock him, at least he knows some of our language unlike the idiot with the microphone!

  • props man, he speaks way more english than I speak Japanese.

  • I thought it was funny but he would might have been beaten down or something by a cop in the US.

  • Japan = awesome

  • @Goatoftheforest Yeah Japan is awesome. I have many Japanese friends and I went there for two weeks last year and I want to go there again. Many people in Japan were bad at English but all my friends can speak English fluently. The guys and girls that I asked for help and knew a little English were helpful.

  • I could'nt steadily log in to my youtube account to favorite this because I was laughing so hard.

  • LMAO im freeezin daddy

  • Man you guys who don't like this need to take it with a pinch of salt. The fact is, people everywhere from countries all around the world make fun of other people from around the world. It's not like Tom Green thinks he's better than the Japanese, there's an obvious language barrier and he's using that for comedy, and he'd do the same in a European country or an African country. Anyways, HILARIOUS! Make me a camp fire Daddy, I'm freezing! How is that not funny?!

  • there you go mr wong

  • people stop bitchen

  • seculity is my new favourite word

  • campfire = tempura

  • talk shit to some1 who doesn't underestand english... what a feat.

  • American people are so fucking low. There are no one in the world lower than Anglo-american. They go to another country speaking English and making fun of people. Borat, this guy. I have never seen other people with culture do this shit. Don't even call it humor. Damn, i wish Japan have a better understanding of American instead of Hollywood hype. I would beat the shit out this motherfucker.

  • @shootthedevil if you were to follow the early work of tom green you'd realize he's canadian, and has done FAR worse things to EVERYONE, mostly in the united states.

  • @sillydillydokieo Anglo-American (Canadian is consider Anglo culture) - it is crude. They prey on unsuspecting people and make fun at their expense. What these people promote is a bullying culture. People think it is fun to make fun of other people because some people are oblivious - doesn't being oblivious or slow give other the right to make fun of them. No wonder there are school shooting and you people are surprise. 

  • @shootthedevil Shut the fuck up grandpa. Get a fucking sense of humor you boring, lifeless piece of shit.

  • @shootthedevil 東條さん, how does 'get fucked' sound to you?

  • @SlimeTron5000 Tell that your mom, she got fucked last night.

  • @shootthedevil taken by my dad.