Talkin' Shite - How To Speak "Norn Iron"

[lostteen08]

i hate the NI accent XP [ i'm from the south so :/

[becky494]

Rofl. Ballex :L Ballix mate. ;)

[lilmisscvr]

London Derry is Derry ! some people just call is Derry instead of London Derry

[HugeSunnies]

ive watched this so many times .

never gets old.

;)

[WackyWoollie7]

this is soooo funny,I watch it every once and a while,and after 5 months its still funny :D

im really sorry if those negative comments and debates were are reason u didnt made the rest of the alphabet...

[Underpants08]

im from NI. and this is HALARIOUS. omg.

[AyeYirMa]

it's not a country but, very amusing x)

[pianosxheadphones]

it is a country.

[WARISHELL09]

Yeah it is a country

[Raelyan]

Cameracorder~! lol

I don't get why everyone's so uptight, seriously. This made me proud/ horrified of my culture. Awesome work

[AyeeUrma]

Jeeze, its only a video. And the majority of people from N.I speak like this anyway, including me and most people i know. xD

[siobhan121271]

lighten up people, he is only messin!!! I am from Derry and I can handle it so feck off uptight people!!!!

[topgun1863]

Don't you mean Londonderry? Only joking, no worries.

[Agnes135]

where's Londonderry, some where near Derry?

[kilmorebhoy]

i hate these wankers that are down with the local lingo. twats

[ElmoLolx]

He's only messin about lol he isnt mockin it ! Its just a wee joke calm down !!!

[RetroChick2121]

Is the Norn Iron dictionary an actual physical dictionary? and if so where would I be able to get a hold of one, because this is absolutely fascinating!

[WeOwnRandomness]

kwl im from norn iron u from belfast u sound like it

[whitehotmess]

haha! this is funny! =)) cool vid :D

[steardoll]

ha ha ha u talk xcatly lik me .....ur a rly good actor wow .....yeah lots of ppl rly cant understand us norn iron ppl nice vid funny

[kgmike16]

i say dander as "danner" lol

[SarahLev3]

"my diner is boltec love"

XD

<3 your accent :)

[OhYeAh2k8BbZ]

Right people this is VERY important...

Is it bake or beck?? as in "Shut yer .... big mawn!"

I say it's BAKE but my friends are trying to tell me its beck...

And I'm the sort of person who HAS TO KNOW and can't leave it either way XD

so PLEASSEEEEEEEEEEEE reply!!!!!! lol

[rockfunk4ever92]

ita bake lol

xxrockxx

[OhYeAh2k8BbZ]

THANK YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU lol!!

many many people on facebook and bebo etc have agreed so IM RIGHT lamo!!

Thanks :)

[1villevalo1]

where abouts in norn iron are ya from mate?

[ETFroxURsox]

u soo gotta put up another 1 lol

[BinCheese]

"'Bout yeeeeeeee?"

xD

[bubblegum904]

aach predy gud,

suma them he said sunded scottish or like a farmer or sumtin like dat.

[osomahoney]

Aaach, just a geg aimed at Ballymena area culchies. The fella's from Coleraine maybe.  Belfast is so much more . . . sophisticated: "See you, ahll bate the hed offaya ya _________________ (fill in the blank)."

[xMissRobynLeighx]

Mate Serious, Im From Northern Ireland (Belfast) And i Dont Speak Like That; Dont Get Me Wrong a Sey Aye Nal But a Dont Sound Like a Farmer When a Do, Are You from Like Fermanagh Er Sumfin? =S

[Greener262]

Offensive thats what this is

[penguinxxxx]

your northern irish urself... why do u change your voice to explain the accent... YOU HAVE A NORTHERN IRISH ACCENT ANYWAY WTF!?!

[Hannerrrrr]

Different places sound different?

Belfast would be more like what he quotes.

[SaoirseOnoraMurphy]

got to say, this has been the funniest fillum ive seen in ages!

A lot of ur words are glasweigen, ur area must have bn populated by glesga back in the day, or the annual piss-up ti belfast! lol :P

[mrcooban]

boouut yee lol

[leighmc04]

i live outside armagh, and this is toooooooooo funny, people should lighten up:-)

[ElasticGobb]

Lmao.

[tallish03]

we dont all talk like were a fuckin 40 year old smoker, ur shite at manipulating our language mate.."im afeared of u big man" - fuck off!

[claymoreman90]

thats not the new fake language of ulster scots..words like gulpin, gouteral, hallion,fornenst,etc make up this new fake language which is being flouted in a vain attempt to conjure up an identity for the scots sheepstealers who came to ireland.

[jemesens]

Hey... What's the real accent - the one you're explaining or the one you're giving examples?

[Lowi7]

ya get both, especially round areas of belfast but a general northern ireland accent is the one he's explaining with. Thats wat my accent is like =]

[SaxonLadyUK]

lmao I know people who talk like this. It's hilarious

[conzo21]

u r a fucking twat

[dtrjoey]

shut te fuck up. yur gay an need te put mer work inte that. ur mere o a makoie than nethn must try harder arsehole.

[JoanHenderson]

Haha! You sound a lot like Uncle Andy from Give My Head Peace when you say "My cars Banjaxed" :P

Nice Work (y)

[conordudee]

I am from norn iron and trust me we dont all talk like that.thats more scotish

[randomnessnes]

Do more!! Please. D:

[OhYeAh2k8BbZ]

HAHA this is sooo good! We actually do speak that way :S

BOUT YEEE!!!!

[ozbillybong]

kool mate fucken hilarious

[electricbootmagazine]

i don't kno if many people our age talk like that tho!! i have heard old ppl talk like this! or farmers

[ciarTDSsoITis]

wind your neck in you middle class muppet, hope someone recognises you in town and "bates the balleex outta ye".

[StoragedMelodies]

Lmao, I'm from Tyrone and alot of that applies. Although they usually add "Bai" or "Lawd" at the end of every sentence. And several "lak"s spread between lol. Well done, an excellent representation =)

[orla1mac1]

Sooooooooo SOOOOOO FUNI.

plz finish it bbe.

XOXOOXOXOOXO

[jumpdance24]

great

[gazthebhoy]

he's good,i come from dublin but have a lot of northern friends,we use a lot of them words but they sound a little different,i think a lot of them have an influence from scottish and irish gaelic

[Skateir]

Lies.... he talks shit. we don't farm u cultchie!

[AudioDaft]

oh and u spelt bake wrong

[AudioDaft]

this isnt normal northern irish, hes a cultchie

[fredwin88]

sounds like a thick west country accent a irish twang

[GOBRAGH2]

These phrases are great! Keep em coming!

[AdamDallas]

Fuckin beast, this video's ticket so it is! EYOOOO

[feckinstudent]

Deadly :D some of the impressions sounded scarily like a friend o mine from Armagh.

[jittertat]

"Fukawaiaff"

Lmfao, it's good to know the phrase is acknowledged. ^.^

[toalylawd2kaii8]

funny

[juliemusic87]

norn iron that sounds horible havent heard that one before i live in northern ireland too,

your too funny afeard of you big man lol

im laughing my head off this is really funny its real funny when girls say mon in here to this shop stacey love also wee is another word we use or wein as in child lol

[PsychoKiller24601]

Haha great..I gotta do one fer Cork...sorry... Cark....But I'm ehhhh gattin tonight so ehhhh sure I 'pose I'll do it some udder time...je naw?...talk to ye layter bai

[barrymcgee]

Well done mate, that's a cracker!

[glanzaclan]

i dont live in ireland mate i live in northern ireland alrite

[DesWombat32]

If I ever procure a video camera, I could finish this off, if you'd like, being a Belfast boy myself.

[CREATlON]

I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD.

"shut the fucking dour!"

FINGY - AH - FINGY

[bananacraig]

Some of them are the same as scottish but just a wee bit different lol. your so funny btw!

[freeklikeme696]

LMAO! this is brilliant :] (Y)

[GreenHairedGoony]

"shut that fucking dour!" xD

I adore your accent, I've been raised in England but have got a lot of fam from Belfast and they do talk like that, all you dickheads who say otherwise. It's just like any country or place not everyone talks the fecking same, depending on region on just however the feck the person wants te speak.

Ye sound a bit like Paddy from Shamless lol.

Upper class N. Irish though? Lol.

[Garethv6]

ireland is a small country.get it right.

[IrishPersonDeadly]

O i read that whatever its called a the right 'and corner and i see where ur comin from Mr VanWhylder bein a Roman Catholin livin in thee North all this political crap is wile borin Soooo whatever reigion ireland is ireland =]

[eddy187]

haahh get that cameracorder outa my face now

[TarynKelsey7]

Omg i Luv dat accent!! ahhhh i love irish boyz!!..eeeeeeeekkkk!!!! xxxxx Ly xxxx

[GrannyS84]

Great vid. You're cute!

[murf6]

No one talks like that In N.I

U rubarb :)

Die in a house fire:D

[adamski000]

beak is what you want, not bate, however i think you know that. you're a brave wee fella arent ye?! good job

you're clearly from Antrim mate? ive lived in England for th epast 9 years but you're pretty much bang on

[sillynornirishgirl]

hah im embarrassed by how many of those i use regularly my maths teacher loves to call everything wee buns and everyone awk hun or love :)

[topgezza285]

shit

[3hreefoot7]

well id say it would be more likely (in belfast anyway) being ' Ascared' of something/one

[kaybe14]

I love your accent! and this video! I really laughed a lot at "Fukawaiaff"

fair play to you, this is great :D

[WelshFromTheWest]

very good but want to learn the rest

[AmberValleyBNP1]

Excellent! Please finish the alphabet. Please, please...

[ClaraKlaxon]

HA, this is fucking hilarious

[D2Parton]

Where's the rest of the alphabet?! I love this video so I do but me housemates want the rest of the alphabet. It sort of helps them to understand some of what I say.

[DRSU1993]

Another word for dander would be jaunt and its bake not bate. My gran calls it a cameracorder too lol

[JustCope17]

This was very funny. My grandfather was from Belfast but I'm American, and visited N. Ireland for the first time last summer. Hopefully will be back again at the end of this summer.

[appleofyoureye22]

i love this

i love it

i love it

i love it

3 weeks later and i still laugh

[APPLEEVA]

I thought it was Bake not Bate

[TheVanWylder]

12/04/09

I've updated (and commented) for the first time since this video has been uploaded. Some of you may fancy taking a look.

[OhEidirsceoil]

your the one that made this a political thing. typical provocative unionist

[OhEidirsceoil]

its hardly for fun if your claiming part of my country for britain. if youd had said you were doing an ulster accent, whatever your view, then you could avoid the outburst from the true and indigenous irish. you wouldnt be even compromising your own beliefs. win win, situation

[randomrachael]

LOL IM FROM NORN IRON :]

[OhEidirsceoil]

you dumb cunt,people speak like that all over ulster-free and occupied areas both,as well as the rest of our country,from antrim to cork. the accents just change you knob. over a third of the province of ulster is free. where you live, the occupied area cant be considered a different country,its merely a part of a one of irelands 4 modern provinces.

[ciaransharkeyomagh]

Also people all over Ulster tend to be more civilised and have a better choice of language. They also have better things to do with their time than attack silly videos clearly made for fun.

[killer4293]

and fukawaiaff that one was a funny word but like the vid and all the words were kinda cool

[killer4293]

lmao at the example for "dour"

[animegalc4]

It isn't a Fucking country you retard.

[Trixibell6292]

being from norn iron... im pretty sure i dont talk with a country accent like that

[ShinDragonForce]

OMG your fuckinh hillarious AHA ,--My friend (L) , says some of those HAHAHAHAHA ...i LOVE HER SOO MIUCH ..she a rare doll ...not sure you say tha but she does :? hehe

[TrimTOODLE]

lol norn iron...

[IrishPersonDeadly]

its just a different type of irish accent there is loads ye spoon

[MusiicR0x]

lmao. you didnt say bersy for b!!

[st3even]

eh mate now bugas here think we all talk like that

its different from town to town...

[TheNicestThing112]

i love it, makes us sound class ;)

HAHA!

[soaply]

i'm from portrush and i recognise you, where you from???? Loving you stuff buddy, ....

[oxOMGxITSxMExo]

lmao

its all true as well like =]

lmao

sham ;)

[Irishproudness]

Ahh Fuck At was brilliant.

Yah have ta give is the rest ee it

[banjaxed73]

I've watched this vid a number of times now, and it still makes me laugh - I'll be watching it again, for sure.

Thanks for posting!

[weeJonnyboy2k7]

Hes got more country slang than Belfast slang lol

[sarahtheperson]

AYE!

that wuz good Laddy!

[ajackson623]

Banjaxed can alsoo mean Wrecked.. As in tired.. xD

[AthenaShadowraven]

I think I just fell in love.

[ajackson623]

Same.. :)

[niamhus77]

Banjaxed also means drunk

[osomahoney]

See you, VanWylder, youse are a quare eejit. Brilliant wee fillum this do. How 'bout some moor, por favor. For the unitiated out there, those who haven't had a little Lagan lerv or a tin below the gable mural, there's no better palaber than the lingo Norniron. VanWylder, where's yer "dead on" son?

[checkforapulsex]

is it weird.. i find him rather attractive...

[fenix182]

"Afeard" - Norn Iron

"Feart" - Scottish :)

We used most of those phrases in Glasgow. I love how similiar the Scottish and Northern Irish are

Nice work man! haha!

[DesWombat32]

I have just ONE qualm with this great vid.

How DARE you leave out craic? xD

[sarah1of4]

yeh how did u leave out criac?? 1 of the most used phrases.. s'craic!! love it

[thomas8608]

hi im a girl not thomas lol ne ways i think ur very cute im american girl i luv Irish accents! I watch this just to go yum. lol.

[brekketechie]

Where was this video when I moved to Coleraine? This would ahve solved amny a problem. And knowing that asking for a ride is a sexual term!

This is great!

[pinegrove33]

This was excellent and hilarious. You're a very talented "big man."

[ManoftheBeret]

Am I right in guessing that Chinkeys is a derogatory term? I know in the US, calling someone a chink is grounds for a kick up the arsehole, as you might say.

[sarah1of4]

yeh but its nt usually meant 2 offend.. probably does tho..

[edclayton2]

hahah man i cant believe i randomly searched and found you here ! download 08 ahahah!

[duke000222]

Very funny

[SmileyDevlin]

we can get on together. The Real IRA r not secterian! The father of republicanism was a prodestant. Its the UVF who take kill innocent catholics, skin pregnant women, kidnap people comin home from school takin them away an puttin a bullet in there head. History has taut us.... Ireland unfree shall never be at peace!

[DawnPage49]

The IRA are bad and i can name hundreds of reasons why. The UVF were bad too. The UVF are NOT all protestands and the IRA are Not all catholics.Ireland can be at piece if they'd just leave northern ireland out of it (Y).

[phoenix1916]

Piece or PEACE he he he!!!???????????

[DawnPage49]

jesus, have you took an attack? calm down, clam down and Please... sod off. (Y)

[dencam1234]

please,forgive me and my ignorance. the volence talked about here came about through governments.i and my family have met and became friends with families from different parts of ireland.we are the same. why can't we be happy together?

[NiallDunlop]

Scottish/English as in the "english speakin language" pillocks!!

[phoenix1916]

for a start Northern Ireland isnt a country, blew away in the first statement LOL!!! Ridiculous!!

[T0b03]

Northern Ireland (Irish: Tuaisceart Éireann, Ulster Scots: Norlin Airlann) is a country that is part of the United Kingdom[2] situated in the north-east of the island of Ireland. It shares a border with the Republic of Ireland to the south and west. At the time of the 2001 UK Census, its population was 1,685,000, constituting between a quarter and a third of the island's total population and about 3% of the population of the UK.

[phoenix1916]

It is NOT a country!!! Its an annexed provence of Ireland, annexed undemocratically and under the threat of violence by the British in 1921!

[T0b03]

The threat of violence by the british? i think thats a bit one sided right there u say its not a country only because u dont want it to be from the sound of it.

[phoenix1916]

Its NOT one sided Loyd George threated the irish with total war if they did not accept partition, how is this not a threat of violence????!

[Scoob505]

Its NOT one sided Loyd George threated the irish with total war if they did not accept partition, how is this not a threat of violence????!

[Bosco239]

Hi Scoob!

Great Point, one that it totally ignored by most. Even certian Republican when the subject of Collins comes up.

[Scoob505]

thank you. It is a fact nonetheless and anyone who ignores it is iignorant.

[DawnPage49]

Eh since when has northern ireland be under threat by britian? dear goodness i don't live in a country? well do i live on water!? hmm GEO-GRAPH-AY look it up ;] northern irelands a country, we're nothing to do with ireland! we're british ROFLMAO.

[phoenix1916]

Dont be a fool Dawn Purvis LOL!! Britain is a country, Ireland is a country, Northern Ireland is a partitioned part of Ireland Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!­!

[DawnPage49]

no0o0o0o0oooo WRONG lmao! did you do geography? no... guessed not.

[phoenix1916]

Yep just look at any atlas and u will see U;ster as part of Ireland!!

[9smellyourmum6]

haha i say fingy all the time lmao

[hardman8222]

What is the name of the intro song? its awesome

[humanpeanut]

shipping up to boston by dropkick murphys

[niamhus77]

Dropkick murphys shipping up to boston

[OhhMiiGawddX]

BRUTAL ATTEMPT:L

post another video, sayin 2 words

"Bout Yee"

and ul hav learnt how 2 say

"well hello there sir/madam, and how are you today":L

[animegalc4]

Keep ir lit

[rexusdiablos]

Go get laid you say? I will. By your colonist promiscuous mother,

[rexusdiablos]

You're an insensitive treasonous mongrel asshole. If you're of Scottish/English descent then inhabit their isle. There is little to be considered light-heated about what you decree. I wouldn't have to bring up politics if you were politically correct in the first place.

[rexusdiablos]

Fucking english pig! You said the 'norn iron' is hybrid dialect of Scottish and English. If there's no Irish then get the fuck off of our land. You absolute fucking pig!

[MEpianist]

go get laid

[dagenhamdave77]

loada oul ballix fuxake, gitta life wingnut

[MATTNPALMBAY]

fuk it....make IRL A WHOLE...

way funny vid though!!!!

fuk tha brits!

[irishkerry]

HA HA fucking class kiddo!!

[orllor08]

flippin hilarious!!!! love the granny impersonation. You should be on the stage

[ChibiHinata6]

this was humorous and entertaing to watch haha i live in the U.S and am very interested in visiting Ireland and love watching vids like this ^^ i wanna learn more!!!!

[henny262]

This is one of the funniest things ever. Ok, little bit of an exageration, but funny ha ha nonetheless.

I'm from Wicklow, and we say 'quern' down here. I heard you say it in one of the sentences....and here's me thinking it was just a 'Wickla' thing.

Maith thú mate, you should make part 2/3 . Very very good.

Aoife

[sputnicksweetheart]

he makes us all sound like pirstes with that belfast accent hes puttin on

[bioniccock]

Norn Iron is not a country it is part of IRELAND not england and not scotland...ur talking shit..

[scenaldio]

yawn. nobody has ever claimed that Northern Ireland is part of England or Scotland, you fool. get a life...and a world atlas to educate yourself. keep dreaming too.

[30packetsofketchup]

the "United Kingdom" by definition means that Northern Ireland is part of England and Scotland.

By the sounds of it... you just dont like it when an investment goes sour. The british sent all those lords to Ireland 800 years ago to take over everything and rule. Only they fucked up and didnt finish the job... now the remaining British Wankers are exiled to the north.

I think we hate Paisley as much as you do. The only difference is... he's not related by blood to us... he's one of you!

[chrisdorman]

this guy is comical, an absolute riot..

[irishstranger9108]

our country is ireland

[scenaldio]

why don't you make a video about accents in your country too then instead of making pointless statements.

[irishstranger9108]

Pointless Statement! My country is Ireland! This video is in an irish accent so why would I make a video about accents from Ireland when there already is one? your statement was pointless ya fukin spastick

[elpetrie]

This is absolutley brilliant haha!

[foreskins]

You're really feckin cute.

[msdm13]

I didn't want to say, but now you have - I agree :)

[foreskins]

Haha cant blame you.

[srjhunter]

Great Video! I was born in Lisburn but my family emmigrated to Canada when I was 5. Reminds me of all those years of being translator between my parents and other people, especially my dad. It still makes me laugh hearing all the terms and sayings, I Love Norn Iron!

[lauzi08]

any chance of us gettin to see G-Z any time soon ?

[Stephyhulkette]

Beautiful way to present the Norn Iron! Love it!

[wowfreaker]

hes so much right as im from N ireland i actiually dont use so much of it =p im well raised XD