Portal 2 OST Volume 2 - I AM NOT A MORON!

[WheatDos]

You know what i hope there is in minecraft? Fire. I hope you play Minecraft and catch on fire!

[StraightFlame1]

@WheatDos I mistook it for an actual Minecraft hater comment.

[danielguys]

For some reason this reminds me of StarCraft 1... : / Like one of the old Zerg mission briefings

[WheatDos]

"PART ONE BOOBY TRAP THE COMMENTS BUTTON!!!"

[WheatDos]

well well well, welcome TO MY COMMENT!!! let me flag something up, according to the other youtubers right out there, the joke of booby-trapping the like button is a bit overused, so i'm gonna have to kill it, alright, as the reference demands. Also i took the liberty of watching the videos with comments of THAT kind,so i'm not gonna make the same gags. ONE PART PLAN is this...

[StraightFlame1]

@WheatDos Mind if i try to improve that?

Well, well, well. Welcome, TO MY COMMENT!!! Lemme just flag something up. According to the community, the entire joke of booby-trapping the dislike button is getting overused in 6 comments. I'm pretty sure it's a problem with the arrow. I think the arrow's to the knee, but just in case it isn't, i'm actually going to have to ruin the joke, as discussed earlier. So let's call that three comments, and then an irrelevant one, which should leave a leisurely

[StraightFlame1]

@WheatDos two comments to find out what's happening to the joke. Also, i took the liberty of reading the comments overusing the arrow to the knee, and i'm not gonna make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this. One: Do not feed the trolls. Two: Start commenting immediately. Three: Flame-proof shields for me. Leading directly to four: Flamewars, for starting on the forums you post on. You know what, this plan is so good i'm gonna give you a sporting chance and wait with commenting.

[CirqueDuFreak2000]

@StraightFlame1 ...only joking, of course?

[StraightFlame1]

@CirqueDuFreak2000 Yep. Goodbye. [creverness level at capacity in five comments] What are you doing? Stop commenting! I'll tell you why you should stop. The harder you try, the more you take the bait! Bloody clever, these trolls. Seriously. Woah! Ah! No! Don't! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! That sounded real. No, that was actually an impression of you. Because you just took the bait. I wanted you to point out PORTAL TWO = PO TA T O. That leads to false hope, and overconfidence.

[StraightFlame1]

@StraightFlame1 What's your favourite thing about Minecraft? Mine is Minecraft. Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Minecraft! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Oo. Oo. Oo. People. Let's go play Minecraft. Oh, play it cool, play it cool, here come the creepers. Help me, OP. OP, help. Minecraft gonna play Minecraft can't wait. Are we playing Minecraft yet? What's the hold-up? Goota play Minecraft. Gotta play MINECRAFT.

That's probably enough words replaced by ''Minecraft''.

[StitchChicksRule]

Portals are orange

Portals are blue

Don't call me a moron

Or I will kill you

heed the warning, luv <3

-Weatley

[paopao3rd]

portal 1 was about the cake, portal 2 was about potatos and lemons! i wonder what portal 3 (or portal 2.5 or somthing) food is gonna be!?!?! i hope its a potato shaped lemon filling cake!!! :D

[TheWierdo67]

GLaDOS: Yes...good job.

Wheatley: Thanks! We only had to pull that lever!

GLaDOS: What? No you press the bAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!

[CirqueDuFreak2000]

@TheWierdo67 I dunno if you did it on purpose, but you got their lines mixed up...

[Thoopje]

@TheWierdo67 Actually it was:

Wheatley:

Potados:

Wheatley:

[PieMister02]

this song reminds me of jeff the killer look it up if you want

[articunoluver1]

@gr13v0u5 i was reading all your comments while the music played. awsome.

[dlweiss]

This actually sounds more sinister than the soundtrack in the game: those deeper, harsher blasts of sound near the end really help the impression that Wheatley's suddenly losing his mind.

[DictatorOfJelybeans]

Actually..

Why do we have to leave right now?

[7995idan]

"GLaDOS: "No! What are you doing?! Get your hands off me! No! No! Stop! NOOOAAAGGHH!

Wheatley: "WOW! Check me out partner! We did it! I'm in control of the whole Youtube Website!

Hello Users! This is the part where I kill you!"

[nooblangpoo]

@7995idan GLaDOS: Look, even if you think we're still enemies, we're enemies with a common interest: revenge. You like revenge, right? EVERYBODY likes revenge! So LET'S! GO! GET SOME!

[Wegaskiller]

1 dislike in each Portal 2 soundtrack video...

Same guy?

[JackandSally4ever]

GLaDOS disliked this video. Unpleasant memories.

[ArielTV53]

COULD A MORON. PUNCH. YOU. INTO. THIS. PIT?? HUH??!? COULD A MORON DO THAT?!? ...uh oh.

[TheMindlessEmo]

"Yes, you are! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!"

[09961489]

what got me was the constant underground doors that say "elevator to surface".

[TheKillerman360]

Swearing glados(beeps)

[cubbear9]

it seems that if you really went that deep underground, it'd be a little hot

[TheBomberofPeace]

@cubbear9 The deepest that mankind has dug isn't even close to the lower mantle.

If anything, it'd be cooler where they were than above ground.

[cubbear9]

I was in the elevator and I was going up iwas all " Is that it?

but he started laughing meniacally, then i was like"yay"

then he smashed me down a hole I was like "well, now that's it."

[HeyItsJonaveil]

I still forgive him.

[nintendork2000]

@HeyItsJonaveil So do I. If they make a Portal 3, they need to have it where Chell goes to the moon and gets her portal gun, goes to Aperture and convinces GLaDOS to save Wheatley. After all, Wheatley did want to say sorry after you beat the game.

[gerokis]

@nintendork2000

I think of Portal 3 like that:

Chell goes out Aperture. She meets some old Aperture worker "not Rattman" who founded new division of Aperture. Chell is tested by him. After tests he shows

some strange fields of food, and activate some thing. That thing sucks them to

old Aperture. They escape from GLaDOS, and activate rocket. The rocket hits the moon. Wheatley and GLaDOS and Space Core megre to form corrupted bot. Chell fights her way into old nuke deposit, and destroys them.

[gerokis]

@gerokis

Chell and worker are flung out way back into new Aperture. Space Core is destroyed in process, destroying GLaDOS old body. Worker finds out that old body of GLaDOS destroyed morality module. That caused neurotoxine flood years, years ago. The duo rebuild GLaDOS body without corruption. GLaDOS and Wheatley rule

old Aperture. Wheatley says sorry to Chell, and GLaDOS says sorry to worker.

That is my opinion.

[Phazonaddict]

@gerokis That was one of the dumbest things I've read in a while.

[gerokis]

@Phazonaddict

maybe...

Valve can do anything... only thing Valve cant is to count to three.

[RemnantZX]

SO MANY GOOSEBUMPS!!

[thevivianrose]

chell:*listens to this soundtrack**cries*all these horrible memories are coming back*cries into hands*I should've said apple

[columbus8myhw]

Imagine if Wheatley sends you up... then all the turrets from the turret opera start shooting you because GLaDOS didn't tell them to do an opera yet...

[iamnotamouseok]

why wheatley whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyheheeeeee­eeeeee

[cybercobra2]

a simple feeble mind given godlike power in just 1 minute.. no wonder he went MAD

[iamnotamouseok]

@cybercobra2 absolute power corrupts absolutly

[colin9102]

This is where Wheatley fulfills the saying, "Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

[lilacpilgrim13]

From 1:29 on. Just... When I was playing the game and the music started to sound so beautfiul, even though I knew what was going to occur, I couldn't help but feel a mixture of elation and fear, and then the rug is pulled out from right under you when Wheatley breaks your heart into tiny pieces.

I mean when he turns evil and doesn't want to leave anymore. Yes.... that's what I meant to say. >_>

[whozurdadddy]

oh hi so how are you holding BECAUSE IM A SUBCRIER (LIKE LIKE) oh good my slow like prosion  made it in here so we have that.

[whozurdadddy]

oh hi so how are you holding BECAUSE IM A SUBCRIER (LIKE LIKE) oh good my slow like prosion made it in here

[6pixs]

@YukiChanXXD dude ... please get a life

[HTFDUDEHTF]

@6pixs

Are you retarded?

[6pixs]

@HTFDUDEHTF Do you really think that a 14 year old made "most" of these sound tracks for Valve?

[bigfatcarp93]

@6pixs He never claimed to. He said that he PLAYED them. Not MADE them.

[bigfatcarp93]

If Portal 2's campaign was a multiplayer match:

Players" W00t! WE WIN! Suck it, assholes!"

Wheatley: "Actually... why do we have to leave right now?"

Players: "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK."

[iamnotamouseok]

@bigfatcarp93 i was like D:

one walkthrough, the guy literally screamed "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U"

[Craft2Use]

Chapter 5 :

Boss Villain : GLaDOS

Follower : Wheatley

Character : Chell

Weapon : Portal Gun

Chapter 6 :

Boss Villain : Super Wheatley

Follower : GLaDOS ( Potato Form )

Character : Chell

Weapon : Portal Gun ( potato stacked )

[RabidDog22]

I really wish i could forget about Portal 2....

so i can play it again

[Vadkoubivadko]

@RabidDog22 That would be nice, really.

[ninjashot37]

@RabidDog22 <-- Ditto

[atlasbot]

it was glados body which curpted weatley becouse you know what the say absulute power curupts fast

[bigfatcarp93]

@atlasbot *Absolutley. Not fast, absolutley.

[PandaHero24]

I liked the beginging and Im like :D

Then it got dark and evil....and Im like :|

Then it got to the bottom of it and Im like: D:>

[jamessonic5621]

somewhere around 3 minutes- Wheatley: I AM NOT A MORON! GLaDOS: YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT! Wheatley: WELL HOW ABOUT NOW? NOW WHO'S A MORON? COULD A MORON... PUNCH... YOU.... INTO... THIS... PIT?!??!? HUH? COULD A MORON DO THAT?... Uh-oh... *Elevator breaks*

[YukiChanXXD]

me and my band did most of these songs for the assembly :))

[bigfatcarp93]

Chapters 1-5:

Main villain: GLaDOS

Sidekick: Wheatley

Chapters 6-9:

Main villain: Wheatley Supreme

Sidekick: POTaDOS

[ShinyPichu12345]

Wheatley: I AM NOT A MORON!

GLaDos: YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON WHO WAS DESIGNED TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!

Wheatley: COULD A MORON PUNCH, YOU, INTO, THIS, PIT?! HUH?! COULD A MORON DO THAT!!?!?

[poopskinTheLiar]

I like how this song goes from cheery to "oh fuck" in a matter of seconds.

[SpazzmaticTranslated]

You did nothing. SHE DID ALL THE WORK!! When she said that, I was like Damn right bitch I fucking did everything, tell 'em GLADoS! Then I realized that I am a guy in real life..........

[tyetnic]

How many people also thought at first glance that it said I AM NOT A MORMON!!

[TehSalomon]

Why is wazgul in related vids?

[poopskinTheLiar]

@XDrandomname: most of this fits more into backstory, but propulsion and repulsion gels were meant as diet puddings - a sign in old aperture elaborates a bit, according to the Portal 1-era aperture website GLaDOS was meant as a fuel system de-icer, and GLaDOS' morality core didn't really work. The rest is more or less right, though.

[zer0hak]

You are NOT that small compared to GlaDOS.

[Egth0ridon]

@zer0hak I think it's meant to symbolize her power

[poopskinTheLiar]

@frankthematon: Ah, right.

[poopskinTheLiar]

Wheatley's a moron...but he was designed by Aperture to be so. When has anything Aperture ever made been good at it's intended purpose?

[frankthematon]

@poopskinTheLiar Well, the turrets?

[XDrandomname]

@poopskinTheLiar

Portal gun

turrets

gels

arial faith plate

exurtion funnel

hard light bridge

GLaDOS's cores from portal 1

[Thathalonerd084]

@XDrandomname WRONG the repulsion gel was made to be a dietary suppliment by making food bounce out of the stomach.

[bond626007]

PART 5! BOOBY TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!

WHAT!? ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! YOU ARE JOKING! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!

[gr13v0u5]

Wheatley - "No! You - No! You're lying! You're lying!"

GLaDOS - "Yes. You were the tumor. You're not just a regular moron... you were designed to be a moron."

W - "I - AM NOT - A MORON!" *punches the lift with PotatOS*

G - "YES YOU ARE! You're the moron they built to make me an IDIOT!"

*Wheatley punches PotatOS through the glass*

W - "Well, how about NOW?! NOW, who's a MORON?! Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT! HUH? COULD A MORON DO THAT?!... *lift breaks* Uh, oh."

[gr13v0u5]

GLaDOS - "I know you."

Wheatley - "Sorry, um... what?"

G - "The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down. Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas."

W - "No... not listening, not listening!"

G - "It was YOUR voice."

[gr13v0u5]

Wheatley - "And don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know what you are? SELFISH. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here, and what have YOU sacrificed? Nothing. Zero. All you've done is boss me around. Well, now, who's the boss? Who's the boss? ...It's ME."

*ding*

W - "Ah! See that? That is a potato battery! It's a TOY for children! And now, she LIVES in it! *laughs*"

[gr13v0u5]

Wheatley - "This body's amazing, seriously! I can't get over how small you are! But - I'm huge!"

*starts laughing happily, then shakes with a maniacal laugh*

"...Actually... why do we have to leave right now? Do you have any idea how good this feels? I did this! Tiny little Wheatley DID this!"

GLaDOS - "You didn't do anything. SHE did all the work."

W - "Oh, really? That's what the two of you think, is it? Well! Maybe it's time I DID something, then."

G - "What are you doing? No! No! NO!"

[Exarian]

props to valve for managing to make an adorably dim witted character like wheatley completely and utterly horrifying.

[cavekilla367]

best part is 1:28 to 1:45

[MysteryNebula01]

O RLY? lol

[Eplemosen]

The part from 0:30 to 0:50 is so uplifting :D

[DaMooseProductions]

I get chills when the music changes from triumphant and happy to ominous...

[bononcrusher2]

I STILL say Core b9 was a better title.

[DeniableWhistle]

Man this theme creeps me out.

[322kittycat]

you should have more views and subscribers! :D

[SoulStarStudios]

1 person IS a moron

[StormCyberGalaxy]

@SoulStarStudios He's not a regular moron, he was DESIGNED to be a moron, and you just put him in charge of the ratings. *clap, clap, clap*

[EJRocky]

@StormCyberGalaxy

Oh good, the like button made it into this thing. So we have that.

[MrTitanic46]

@EJRocky Since we aren't watching anything- well, we are watching something, alarmingly loudly, actually- but sice we aren't busy other than that, here's a couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the sole purpose of building the DUMBEST moron who EVER lived, and you just put him in charge of all the ratings. *like* *like* Good, that's still working.

[Mber7560]

@StormCyberGalaxy He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of creating the DUMBEST MORON WHO EVER LIVED.

[LightRP]

@StormCyberGalaxy He might be a moron, but he's smarter than you and quite honestly smart enough to say that this song deserves more likes than dislikes

[TheBitmun]

Hot DAMN, Mike Morasky, can you write music.