Chris Crocker -- Make-up is my friend!

[alleywebkinz123]

You got some on your teeth

[madieisawesome1]

ew!!!!



[turdmen111]

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[nitsudg]

Chris was making fun of Make Up tutorials that was infultrating Youtube at one time and making money through partnerships.

[teenfiction1]

hide the kids!!!!

[Zaljubljenaa97]

Aaand I just think YAA should die.

[gnjkdrf3567]

that makeup looks like the way some girls in high school now look.

[TheScarySquares]

gayyy



[ashleybear3031]

"IM PRETTY" HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[TheCrazyBsm]

j...jus....t a little make up yeah

[kupkakexxabby]

Ohmygod O.O

[JaeJaeDog15]

Lol umm chris not trying to hate on u or anything but where u drunk or something when u made this????

[12yearoldpics]

Iw it went in her mouth!

[foozemusic]

WTFFFFFFFf is this a joke? Is he for real?

[alleyboo1107]

Haha "thnk u make up industrayyyy" hee-hee love u chris lol

[lolfaghole]

juggalo

[mrboydell]

I just absolutely love this vidieo thanks chris

[ashleybear3031]

I come here to laugh..................... :P

[mudcatbaseball85]

chris cocker.. stop wasting everyones time making dumbass videos... good lord we all become a lil more dumb everytime we just see these pointless videos....LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

[123lizemo]

um... did you say a little bit of lip balm?

[MrXxxTessaxxx]

No i am confident:) just UNFUCKINGCOMFORTABLE WITH YOU ON MY SCREEN!

[sportaygaltiffy]

omg.. what is that?

oh wait its chris :/

[KelliexRawr]

All he needs is just a LITTLE bit of lipbalm, he sais... Wauw...

[kevinmanu4ever]

Ur a guy do not make up

[jennywongyennee]

its the joker!

[ninjabubbledinosaur]

this made me wanna trow up!!! looks like shitty blood!

[Navyboy4000]

boy?

[MMFxC]

umm you got a lil something there

[SunStar515]

@MMFxC yeah... a lil around ur mouth.....and chin ._.

[charAnimeFreak]

LOL

[lira1o]

shit thats alot of lipstick........

[iEatFishBabies]

Hahaha "I'm pretty" XD

[ChemicalAtTheDisco]

This never gets old

[lumariee20]

@ChemicalAtTheDisco sooooo trueee

[BullsNay]

i cant breathe ..! xD

[Lozza269]

I LOVE YOU! :)

[Tellarfire]

Uh...honey, you seem to have a little something something on your lip...

[sarahmiyako2282]

yuck!!

you are soooooooooooo disgusting what is wrong with you and why are you saying the f word on your parents you freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

little bit of lip balm or more like a dozen cases of lip balm

[MrsLoveyHearts]

Just wasted a whole lip Gloss!

[mindmyentertainment]

I think that the lip gloss dropped because he is holding a camera without a mirror and it is hard to put on make up on without a mirror

[jstmeandreea]

Oooh God.....this is not pretty....really..it's not pretty..:O:O i'm scared

[katieskaterkat]

did u give ronald mcdonald a blow job

[angelsinheaven12]

dont be silly!!! you look pretty without your lip balm !!!

[Jpipooly]

Why so serious?

[TheAwest3]

oh my shit balls i think im in love! hahah <@:)

[xxlidiaaxx100]

UR A ASS

[gamerben10]

aww did little chris get in mommys make up again

[opaulobastos]

cokehead

[jah19100]

ur a freak lay off the makeup clown, a little bit of lip gloss my a**

ur scarring all the children leave america and go to canada they gave us jb we give them u

they need some gays there

[TheBobi555]

@jah19100 :DDDDDDDDDD right but jb is gay too...xP

[allisongirlfriend]

A white boy trying to be a black girl..... That's new.

[fluttershy100]

girl(or boy) you dont need make up to be beatiful its the inside that counts. just make sure that your heart or lungs or viens and all thats inside your belly looks pretty

[heavenstaci]

i luv u chris crocker u are so down to earth for a boy/girl

[hershynina]

...

[TheBobi555]

Ah damn!! Dont use MaX Factor...:/ For one fucking lip gloss they kill about 2 monkeys,or maybeness too test it on rabbits and mouses but this world....is so cold so i havent got hope that someone read this and said too : OMFG yea right its true so-Chris you're a famous piece of shit :] <---- Bye

[ibecindy3]

Um, sir. You're waisting perfectly good makeup that could've been used by a pretty woman.

[HorrorSlasherBLO0d]

that accent, so fake and retarted

[lenahirsch4]

Cringed at 'blossom'. HAHAHAHAHA

[831Isabelle]

that's my mom right there

[Ilovemodelhorses]

Lol

[lolfaghole]

i love your lipstick what color?

[lolfaghole]

ahahahhaa

[Lizpet5]

you are who u are && ur so funny . f the haters :)

[Lizpet5]

LOL this is sooooooooooo funny. <3333

[TheLastKeyblade]

wow man.....u are discusting......

[FeyenoordRotterdam97]

fucking tranny

[Jazmine123xx]

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS O_O!!!!!!!!!!

[luckybloo]

@Jazmine123xx  LMAO Ass hole!

[undertakerpitt]

@Jazmine123xx i totally agree

[AllyTehWolf]

Oh wow, I remember talking to him with everyone on stickam, and him start to put that on his lips, and then run behind the curtain to make the video. lmfao. I love how random he is.

[Kawaiiutauloid]

was he thrown at a wall as a baby?

[AnimeGirl5445]

for the love of god please tell me he is jokeing

[Emibakesthosecookies]

@AnimeGirl5445 He is. He is trying to say that the make-up industry says that people can't be happy with who they are unless they are wearing alot of make-up. That there is no such thing as natural beauty.

[AnimeGirl5445]

@Emibakesthosecookies oh thank god TT^TT it looks like he was sucking on a turn (no offense chris)

[Emibakesthosecookies]

@AnimeGirl5445 Surprisingly he gets that alot XD

[bieberhater8]

LMAO

[EndlessElectricity]

Aw, you're beautiful (:

[Ejhekk18]

Lol at 0:04 I was like DO NOT WANT

[Delikett]

That was making me sick....ewwwwww

[NicholasCoolBot12]

Please... Dont Get A Close Up.

[HunterNFoster58]

was he dropped?

[ricangodess52897]

umm please dont ever do that again that messes up ur true bueaty so please dont ever put ur make up on like that again please

[Anaisthelittlehunter]

OMG HE IS EATING THE LIP BALM RUN LIP BALM RUN!!!!!!!!! :OOOO

[chasingsummer4eva]

im eyes are burning

[sierrasagleek]

LMFAO-33333

[Miyoyable]

You put a little lips on your lipstick

[tommyx211]

Ya your nit cute with your dame Mack up

[WeRockYourFreakinSox]

I think your lips are leaking..

[imsocooleo1]

It's a parody everyone, calm down!

[usbreanna11]

hahahahahahahah chris your funny!!!

[Roxxxy216]

jesus woman... err... man?...

[rebeccajuarez1965]

honey i really love ur eyes and ur eye make up but i can do my own lips

[TheGacoShow]

What the freak did I just watch O.o

[bluevelvetchair]

Belch..

[beast4life11]

1:05 I think he's crying cause the lip gloss is in his mouth XD

[beast4life11]

2:28 You're pretty??

[SandLsing]

If he were actually paying attention to what the bottle said before he ruined it, it's not lip balm it's lip gloss! Sorry! Im all about makeup!

[gabriuz9]

???

[prokiller980]

this is joker after all the budget cuts.

[KawaiiCutieify]

Little bit of lip balm....2:17 ?

[Bananazald2017]

haha woww

[Loony021]

you look like a shit version of the joker

[stephanie11435]

How does it taste??

ROFL

[87ToriBeth]

He said makes me feel sexy like salsa lessons ...... Lol Funny !

[RLMfool]

I am Scared for life

[guppygup17]

thumbs up if while watching this , you had a sudden urge to put lip balm all over your mouth ....

[yourmom3453451]

You're a very pretty clown.

[saraarias30]

lol , funny!!

[JoudyisFreakinAwesom]

ur freakin eating the max factor ,, and no thats not pretty u actually look like Joan Cusack =)

[dancrgrl9]

im soo sorry hun but the lipgloss got in your teeth and its kinda gross

[jrl555777]

I THINK HE'S HIGH LOOOL.

[Shelberz98]

He's making a fool out of himself, and it's gross.

Like, have some self respect.

[coquitah]

this is art!

[xXKittyTVXx]

i know this is a joke but Chris actually comes with a good point here ..

[BieberGagaPerrySwift]

Ew.

[jacoblui]

You're eternal Chris Crocker, baby!

[ParamoreCanBeLuv]

omg your..lips

[NineTailedFoxHollow]

Ya. Makeup's your ONLY friend.

[thechulaaaa]

Wow I can't believe how different Chris use to be ;D

[TheMiranderrRight]

C'mon.. i just fucking ate bro.

[panosfye]

please tell are you on MDMA ?

[casiravi]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA! Heidi Montag much?

[NightKillerx3]

verdammte scheiße..der macht mir angst.

[sonicxracer]

this video is a TRUE parody of the industry and i love it

[aysenurnilufer]

is there sth on your lips ?

oh no , ı think ı saw sth just for a sec ...... sorry my bad ....

[LoZxZetas]

Uglyness shall be with u

[Feliciadawn2110]

I love chris but this vid. was gross

[TheSoundtrackGenious]

HAHAHA!!! Ronald McDonald! <3

[Fudg3Browne5]

That isn't a little bit...

[luka98able]

hahahhahah

[The101Creepers]

.....Help

[Jasmineisuremohero26]

damn o.O isnt he one sexy ass bitch??? XD nah jk i love chris crocker!!!

[mrsbieber1ize]

i watched this and i was all wtf is this guy doin tryna get intoxicated r sum shiyt

[ger6111]

"....im pretty" @ the end is the best!!! lol

[DinosaurzGoMoo]

He was trying to prove a point. He was showing how much society has fucked up our minds. Like when he said "Thank you to the make up industry for making me realize that I can't be happy with myself."

[SpArK4GrL]

I'd throw up if I got THAT MUCH lip gloss in my mouth...

[PamelaEvaMoore]

hey, you've got a little.....

[aletwilight1405]

Please don't be mean, your comments suck ass. Chris is a wonderful person. He's so brave and you're a bunch of assholes that don't even think of how's life being gay. Its harder than you think and i'm not a lesb but o know gay people and they're all heeroes becausee they fight for who they aré not like you fucking cowards. What a shame for ya. Love ya Chris

[thegirlinhotpink]

Like if you kept staring at his lips

[SceneQueenNathalie]

Chris you crack me up (: <3

[123Brownielove]

people are crazy...

[JDchase07]

god this make me wana puke

[poeguy96]

your fucking ugly cc

[nicoleisthecooliest1]

i dont care what everyone has to say about how weird she is. I LOVE YOU CHRIS. <333

[Pudalougie]

U r awesome Chris!

[101luvjustinbieber]

Eww

[bagleman64]

his real name is chris beiber... justin's momdad

[rjandkc]

wtf is up with ur lips?....

[Antonio275ful]

u crazy.

[TheDarklego12]

what the fuck sia you are so ugly

[Bojo167]

WTF!!!!!!!!!¡!

[Sizzables]

what in the hell is going on

[Besties2141]

Oh god !!!!!!!

[Anthony4482140]

She uses it as lip bom and tooth paste

[fergusthepotatohead5]

dont zoom in please

[anolds24]

Why so seeeerious?

[occellot]

omg mum i wanna hire that clown

[rouchxox]

WTAF! this made my cousin cry... yur not a natural beauty your a natural ugly mother fuker

[sonicxxx159]

eww

[Anthony4482140]

i didnt know angelina jolie looked looked ugly

[Anthony4482140]

no one cares about your confedence

[Virtuosoproduction]

HOLD THE *&^% ON..... ARE YOU EATING SOMEONE'S CORN HOLE......???? IS THAT SHIT ON YOUR MOUTH.....LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Virtuosoproduction]

YOUR MAMMA IS MY FRIEND....

[elena1dmngz]

I like that it makes u feel pretty but.....wow

[caseychan83]

XD

[fergusthepotatohead5]

r u a clown? or is that blood?

[EpicMusicMaker1126]

@fergusthepotatohead5  Both

[TeamRainbowD]

Is this a demon

[matthewmouse1]

r u a boy or a girl ???

[xxStrangeCloudSgirlx]

@FunnySocksRight bitch please you mother fuckig tranny stop flirting with him and get a mother ficking life you ugly piece of shit nobody likes you do get ofer it!!k hun(:

[SOVisDaBest]

@xxStrangeCloudSgirlx ill fink youll find i like him so parr mateyyy!!

[xxStrangeCloudSgirlx]

@SOVisDaBest ok then?



[Xochitl1sawyer]

If god wanted gay people than he would make a way for them to have sex

[LaurenCruger222]

At 1:09 the max factor crap dripped all over!!!!!

[FunnySocksRight]

Um ya Im not hating Im judging ^_^

[shadow17334]

lol wow canu do my up for halloween i wanna be a clown ahhh you beat me thare D:

[cottancandy5324]

uhhh wtf

[FunnySocksRight]

Ummmm your nasty and i hit on gay guys all the time and some I've made straight Bitch!

[TheParamoreGirl100]

@FunnySocksRight Hey.....why don't you stop hating someone you don't know. You think anyone cares about hateful comments? You have another thing coming if you think your making a difference by typing ONE comment out of a 100000000000000000000 other comments. So why don't you stop judging and hating, because you don't need to make anyone else feel as bad as you do on the inside.

[megagleestar101]

No affiance but yea i have made bad comments on ur other videos but this time I'm goin to try no b rude but u put way 2 much lipstick on im just saying !!!

[Buckskinhorizon]

X(  ew.....well, i wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway. thanks chris |:(

[TheXCookieLoverx]

I think you are a natural beauty, But hun you put on to much lip gloss in this video :x

[RasheemTheFastRapper]

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