Oblivion 50.000 Watermelons. Gift for the church.

[onokaoonokao]

so it's a church in harlem?

[unleashed68alx]

now you do the cleaning

[mrrandomstuff0]

o god its the green oze monster o its just alot of watermelons glitched very close together

[campaigner111]

TRIBBLES!!!!!!

[campaigner111]

All hail the Seedless God!

[suudzi]

its hardware burner :D

[CloneWarsrulz]

your so generous

[Coconutszz]

the gods are not pleased

[hawnkblade]

your charity skill increased. you should rest and meditate on what you have learned.

[ShupaNaraic]

*Insert Redguard comment here*

LOOOLZ I R SO EDGY



[randomkid5116]

"Excuse me, I have a gift for Akatosh."

"Yes, what is it?"

BOOM!!!

[TiigerIX]

So this is what a Redguard church looks like...

[ZOROARKxXAVIER]

now if only i could fus ro dah all of them...

[Larkrine]

It is simple. We watermelon Mehrunes Dagon.

[SpidarStar]

NEED A WATERMELON HERE

[PhotoSchnipp13]

For somekind of reason..you cannot do this with that number of objects.. My XBox360 fucked up at 270 !?!

[omfgwtfrulz]

@PhotoSchnipp13 Problem is you're using an Xbox360...

[PhotoSchnipp13]

@omfgwtfrulz NOTHING AGAINST MY XBOX360!!!

[omfgwtfrulz]

@PhotoSchnipp13 ... I've got one too, and yes they are pretty awesome. It's just Pcs can run things SO much better.

[AluminumHaste]

@PhotoSchnipp13 That's because you have an XBox, duh

[12qat]

Father Forgive me for i have sinned...

[12qat]

I've heard of the Fountain of Youth, but this is ridiculous.

[xG1NG3x]

"farther, we may have a small problem....."

[TheZkinq]

It's Raining melons HALLELUJA... IT'S RAINING MELONS HALLELUJA!!!

[sgt0pimienta]

ITS A MIRACLE

[norskenfranorge]

Making a youtube video showing he fills up a room with 50.000 watermelons on a comuter game. SEEMS LEGIT!

[mezzki1]

i bet the priest fainted when they saw this

[tattynatty21]

oh lawd

[Midnaslove]

Sheogorath: this pleases me greatly...

[TheShorttracker]

i don't get the connection between redguards and watermelons i see everywhere...

[marioretar]

@TheShorttracker they're black...

[TheRelentless95]

@TheShorttracker have you ever seen a redguard?



[Silverleaf4ever]

The gods are angry at the citizens for ever doubting that they wouldn't send a hero to stop the oblivion attacks...

[ORANG3L3MON]

I prayed to akatosh for melons long story short the church exploded The poor got fed yea they got fed....

[yourirat]

By the nine there are watermellons on the loose

[YOUNGDON72]

CHUCK NORRIS'S BREAKFAST 

[jackrosen1]

50.000 in europe is 50,000 in america >.>

[rommel175]

@jackrosen1 but 26000 in Ethiopia for some reason

[lightssmith]

1:32 bankai... Senbonwatermelon Kageyoshi...

[Enigmagenesis]

"The church is very greatful for your gift. Divines bless you Adventurer!" :D

[TheCakeIsALie1992]

He prayed for the end of world hunger.

[Drop980]

its like harry potter



[BertramVreiling]

Все бы вам арбузами померится - у кого больше

[p0ker14]

imagine having to clean that up...

[wafflemanwithhookers]

1:32 WATERMELON TUNNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Azmarov]

Wish there was a glitch like this in Skyrim. I'd fill people's houses up with kettles and cheese!

[SneakersBas]

i used to gift watermelons to the church. then i took an arrow to the knee

[CustardLemo]

I dont get it, im a massive Elder Scrolls fan, but why is everyone commenting about redgaurds?

[jeeziss]

@CustardLemo Redguards = black people. Videos about massive amounts of watermelons. HURR SO FUNNEH

[MegaSonicKing]

@jeeziss Umm no .There not blacks.I can make a black nord.And a white redguard.There not blacks.And your black.Black

[psychokilla423]

@CustardLemo because we all took arrows to our knees

[MegaSonicKing]

@CustardLemo Its a joke.Redguards like watermelons

[dadaYaWower]

ЕЕЕЕБАТЬ! твою то мать

For the english: SHIIIIT / FUUUUCK

[fatfail666]

PRAISE DA LAWD! GATHER 'ROUND MA' BRUDDERS N' SISTAHS!

[VelMidreamer]

50000 Redguards come bashing into the church even though it's not sunday...

[hyrdalisk478]

HE'S JESUS!

[TheOrentDevil]

Well... That's one way to end world hunger right there.

[CMG1210900]

Reminds me of the scene in Bellatrix Lestrange's vault in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2, lol

[lchigoKur0saki]

Looks like more than 50 watermelons to me.

[MrMattGillette]

yes......

YEEESSSS EXSHPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hydra046]

Melon Fountain!

[coolsnape]

priest: make a donation =D player:NO HAVE THESE MELONS!!!

[acebandit92]

We must go deeper...

[GrosshirnMomo]

The fire blasting away, the melons is such a cool thing. I need a screenshot of that!

[poisonisFunguy182]

you have repaid your crimes.you may now receive blessings again.

[dylad]

It reminds me of the monster blood from Goosebumps! :D

[MrKillerpanda7]

what spell was that?

[noblegamer47]

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[lovestarcandy1234]

and from that day the redgards only had one food supply ... waltermellons

[darkthorn10]

there is a attack on the chapel in anvil, they say the hole chapel was filled with watermelons.

[MarcoWeirdOh]

World hunger? Problem solved!

[Wolfrsmv]

redgaurds are become monks .

[OpticNipple]

praise the lord, it's a damn miracle

[JHoward393]

yay its raining watermelons! xD

[XCMAX10X]

O Rly?

[frylad1]

IT'S ALLLLLIVE!!!!!_

[Twitchyism]

From that day forth, nobody has ever seen a Regaurd outside of that church again.

[jamesrolton]

Damn that's awesome. I just made 20k watermelon vid and I thought I was crazy. Tried 100k and it froze my system (2x480's) Did you do anything special to get it to run? Does inside help? I had to cut out trees and certain lighting for mine.

Any help would be great, cheers!

[12Insomniac]

What language is watermelon called sandia?

[Kaesebroetchenx3]

@12Insomniac Its spanish

[manrayer88]

That's going to smell

[Filip1613]

take up a katana and play fruit ninja =))))

[epl4200]

ITS THE BLOB RUN!

[lorenc1000]

Ever since paster Brown came along...



[blackopsglitches216]

the power of watermelon compels you!!!!!!!!

[Tinzert]

:/ You can't simply assume the nine are redguards.

[alexchris32]

@Tinzert seen lots of comments like yours,but cant understand what yhey mean

[Tinzert]

@alexchris32 Redguards are black. Black people love watermelon.

[Tinzert]

:/ You can't simply assume the nine are redguards.

[Sparten942]

Blessings of Akatosh upon thee....?

[Jackbanne]

AHHEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

YOU GOT CHURCH IN MY WATERMELLONS!

[MrNudeypants]

I bet the redguards are pretty happy about it.

[TitaniumTourtiose]

there coming out of the f@@#$ing walls man

[yourirat]

ITZ A GRANADE MADE OUT OF WATERMELLONS!

[ChickenKieran]

You are sad

[SakarakiTheSlayer]

RUN THE WATERMELONS ARE ATTCKING

[l3awl3ag]

@krifo Can you do this with creatures e.t.c.? I don't really know how this sort of thing works lol, I'm just curious.

If you can you should try spawning as many sheep as you possible can somewhere in the imperial city. Like just out on the market district street.

[MrBeaver1997]

I can do that this in real life....you guys and your games

[relucifer69]

melons for the masses!!!!!!

[MrAnthony12342]

nice vid :) really funny

[TheFlyingRedPepper]

KING NIGGER IS NOT AMUSED

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

cyrodiil is over-encumbered...

[Gamesharked]

@HEROoFTHEhorde147 Lmao. Nice.

[kumflargin]

1:33 It's just like Moses

[IEntertainmentGuyI]

ITS RAINING WATERMELLON HALLLLEJUELAHHHHHH

[BERSERKTACTICS]

DO NOT let a Redguard see this...

[Just4dalaughs]

MELON ATRONOTCH!

[Just4dalaughs]

Slow Motion Tsunami... How Japan fell...

[buckeyeinblack]

People in oblivion tend to mass product watermelon.

[CCbundy]

We'b better not try another frontal assult those melons are dynamite!

[CCbundy]

Arthur: Good god look at these melons! Brother Martin bring out. . . THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!

[stavik96]

the redguards had done something wrong so the gods sent their watermelon giant to kill them

[MrDingoBeast]

I'm sure the redguards were happy.



[RoBlobEpicness]

What computer do you use? I want it. Now. NOW.

[minernoob90]

i want your computer.

[ToxicCheez74]

thats the secret in the alters....watermelons...omg really

[bilen7]

Imagine if oblivion had fried chicken being dupped in the basement.

[Halocommando]

and the gods will never be the same agin

[PulsereaperX]

this could feed a black family for 2 DAYS.....i keed i keed

[aewilson95]

Oh, this must be a nigga church.

[Tri117]

What are you using to record?

[foofighter455]

Inception



[symphoniac510]

He hath parted the watermelons!

[Shonic360]

where is this? im looking for a church so i can heal my deceases

[RiotTor]

@Shonic360 just look in any town,,,



[Rexwar31]

1:34 is just badass

[TheAllerman]

Open another youtube and:

/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU

ENJOY!

[xMBxDougyfresh]

how do u repent your crimes cuase i payed my bounty and then i tried to serve time in the jail i need some help on this one cuase i am level 40 but it feels like my guy is level 20 cuase i have been drained by being attacked and shit but if anyone has the answer please respond

[dremordrick]

@xMBxDougyfresh you must give thousands of watermelons to the church. Praise the nine.

[WolfQuestluver]

...And then,the troll was born on the alter of the nine.

[crashmidget15]

So this is where watermelons come from.... I thought people just grew them, guess you learn something new everyday!

[jary2591]

How Can You Get So Much Watermelons Plz Tell Me How To Do It

[chanosuprespacial]

ho no healthy food is in everywhere!!!

[grimreaperz97]

attack of the watermelons



[TheClownRaper]

watermelon hell

[ENelson75]

can i have a watermelon?

[hartr31]

Man: Sorry we ran out of apples, but here is 50,000 watermelons instead.

God: NO APPLES!?! FEEL MY WRATH!!!

[kupownyou]

LOL a little too much at once bro but still thank you for your offering

[ThePCgamer95]

can you tutorial how this was done?

[DasOmen02]

-end of video-

You: yay watermelons :D

Gaurd: STOP! U VIOLATED THE LAW! pay the court of fines or serve your time peacfuly, your stolen goods are now forfiet.

You: well i can give you watermelons...

Gaurd: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[Valdez5012]

Talos:WHat THE F!

You: YOUR WELCOME!!!

[820daisy]

Talos: what do ya want 2 eat

Mara: what is there

Talos watermelons watermelons, and hey wat do ya know....... MORE WATERMELONS

[EmbraceSeagulls]

lol not enough try 1000000

[EmbraceSeagulls]

lol not enough try 1 000 000

[XXCHRISXXCS]

watermelon sex ftw!

[XXCHRISXXCS]

iwish this to happen if i was in a church

[Terrorist12341]

LOL!!!

[Deadbabymuncher]

The red guard are pleased

[IloveXBOXable]

this should be a 5 gum commercial

[balthazar579]

For a second I thought "damn that's a huge mountain" then realized it was still going

[ProjectZirkel]

Thank you for your kindess...UM OK YOU CAN STOP NOW..... *gasp* i can't breathe ahhhh

[siggitiggi]

I bet that will satisfy those beggars... any chance you can poison them

[directorlog]

turn "water"-melon in to wine!lol

[Wikkiter]

Im playing the 1812 overture to this :d

[takezomiyamoto9]

nigger heaven mmm

[singethehedgehog]

god vomit is melons

[angrymarketing5]

Oblivion's physics engine is more stable than I thought.

[redbaron998]

Your Charity is appreaciated, that will feed alot of poor people.

[tjhornjacker]

*CHAPEL 

[eyescoldlemonade]

First all the priests and priestesses of the chapel were murdered, and now THIS!

[nosniktalord]

we can still see the floor-we need more watermelons!!

[TubeofDestiny]

fountain of watermelons :D

[0Gamerfreak]

pick up 50 of them then drop thatl make 50000

[Kapot121]

Repent your watermelons, wicked one!

[KneeOJustice]

if only this were possible in real life. Think of the pranks.

[mrliampep5i]

looks like green cum

[Vandius24]

@mrliampep5i what do you mean isnt cum normally green i mean mine is??

[mrliampep5i]

@Vandius24 ur children are going to be green (=

[wadad17]

OMG ITS ALIVE!!!! HURRY KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!

[TheBlackknight159]

the nine prase u 4 worshipping them with endless showers of fruit! :D

[MrJaden318]

the nine thanks you for your kind offers

[corporateCoffee]

you better pick that shit up!

[MrBlandandboring]

@xWhitexShoesx to honour the nine with his favourite food of course.