Stimulus Bill Deal!? gnooze February 7, 2009

[hollywoodartchick]

U have an good point about how politicians involved in the legislative process have become increasingly immature when they don't want a rival to look good.

It seems China just sets its own terms with everything. Thanks.

[louis12346]

Founder of Muslim TV network beheads wife

The founder of a TV network aimed at improving the image of Muslims in the United States didn't help his cause after chopping his wifes head off.  Bridges TV, the station with the goal of improving the image of Muslims in the United States,y. These were the guys on the front lines of shutting people down who said anything negative towards Muslims. Do they do more damage by ignoring the heads rolling on the floor than those who point out the bad ones?

[jer4703]

she give me big stimuloose in pants.

[raoulhery]

good to see u back! great job

[leotomazus]

NED TRAVEL GIRL

[JCwasaJew]

Good stuff, funny, and it doesnt hurt that your sexy as hell....

[chena3]

funnie girl made video

too cool ..

bears like vodak

classic ..

woof ..

[geekyvince]

I thought it was good. Yay a day off to catch up on the youtube vids,

[kalipzo7]

Hey Marta, good work, keep it up!

[stargirlsusan]

Your episodes are always good!

just keep on doing ya thing

5*

[PiFan7]

The "cowinkydink" in the Russian accent sent me right to the floor laughing. Thank you!

[justinv3]

Awe, Marta, Your episodes are always going to be good! All you got to do is be yourself. You are an aswesome entertainer and I'll always be here watching your stuff! It doesn't matter if its one a week or once a month. Thank you for all your effort!

[P00P0STER0US]

There's absolutely nothing wrong with leaving another comment and 5-start rating just because you noticed a video in your favorites. I don't feel dirty at all.

[ddlsr]

Well done reaching your 3 episode goal. Thanks, enjoyed them all! :)

[Panpiper]

Measure it in tiddly winks... LOL

You are likely far more right than you realize. :-)

[jdjdbig]

"Just stop thinking about it so hard...Stimulus...OK...Come'on­..."

That's what SHE said!

[SonomaDave1]

Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh...why DOES China speak like a black person. Thats a pretty good question.

[throwcrayon]

i love your vids gnooze ^.^

[Ender1zero1]

They might not all be good, sometimes news works but your delivery always make me smile so Thanks

[Jascx]

why does china talk like a black person?

[anmoose]

Crap! Now we all have to buy tiddlywinks to keep up with the economy. And I'll bet they're ALL made in China.

[poprocks889]

LOL

"WE MEASURE IN TIDDLYWINKS!"

[NewChristianSoldiers]

Bush used SCARE TACTICS then WASTED $350 BILLION of your money giving it to FAILED BANKS and rebates but NOTHING HAPPENED!

Now Obama uses SCARE TACTICS and wants to WASTE $850 BILLION MORE giving $5.2B to ACORN, $50M for Art, $126M for afterschool snacks?? WTF?

Why not give money to people directly instead? Each Family would receive over $20K wouldn't THAT be a BETTER?

Too bad YOU"LL NEVER see this money but your GRANDKIDS GET TO PAY FOR IT!

SPENDING $850B is FUCKING RETARDED!7u

[2004JETTA]

Great show Do you like in LA? Or would you rather live somewhere else?

[seneca67]

The China thing was precious, lol, "measured in tiddlywinks.." lmao! ty I think the PRC and our own State Dept needs to hear that.

[Imagitv]

These keep getting better. Keep up the good work.

[knutervalve64]

Always better than good Marta they are always fantastic

delivering the news with a great attitude what a twist of adventure and {{WHOA}} packin some serious chrome there ..

i think you should shoot down some of the commenter s here.

love gnooze

some truly negative audience below me here im going to investigate a few of them its always interesting what ya find

[mangobanna]

We measure it in tiddlywinks!

Oh, Marta, I adore you!

[librano]

Come on now.... They're always good :D

[VierasMarius]

'gratz on #3 this week!

[MillionthUsername]

The Russians want to help get US military equipment to Afghanistan? Did I hear that right? Well, of course they do! That's where empires go to wither and die and become irrelevant. I'll bet even the Taliban would offer to help.

For stimulus, I think they should blow up everything. That way we'll have jobs for everybody for decades to come. Can't miss.

Nobel prize in economics right there.

[genmama1955]

Great show Marta. Where ya been?

[iniksbane]

That's because we measure it in tiddlywinks... priceless

[scottmhoward]

vodka and guns and bears and chickens and pugs?! Is there anything the gnooze DOESN'T have??? ;)

[slavedragon]

The question is: do they have the choice what kind of housing they "get" and do they have the opportunity to better themselves. To what standard are we talking here? Seems apples and oranges to me. Track homes with 70 year mortgages with 3 families in them doesn't sound like much of an American dream to me.

[kalaway]

what was that weird picture of the beret wearing guy with the little girl? creepy!

[CommentorX]

You know, we poo poo China's economic situation, but at least their citizens all have housing. How many Americans got foreclosed on this week?

[hounddog21]

Great show,

Also that top is more professional looking than those t-shirts you wear.

[DarkMaverik]

What ARE Tiddlywinks?

[CommentorX]

This looks like a job for ... Old Man!

Tiddlywinks is a game where players place small plastic chips or "winks" onto a mat. By pressing one side of the disc with a larger disc, you could make the wink jump onto the other player's disc, or into a pot.

The game was first played in the 1800's, but became an American pop culture fad in the 1950's, when plastic became cheap to produce. It faded with video games. Variations include "Antz in the Pantz".

My job is done here.

[citizenkong]

when you do your russian accent. . . . oh baby!!!

[ExtemporaneousKay]

"That's because WE measure it in tiddlywinks! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Better than good! :D Really awesome, keep up the good work!

[redbrest]

Great Job N 3 is beta than 2 cuz we get to see U more. N we like U ; )

[lisasimpson]

They are not good, they are great!!

[SeizureChords]

I was going to say they are Good but My Buddy Lisa here is right, Go Lisa Go Lisa Go Lisa Haha Best News is Aplle pie news!

[Gamefr3Q]

You Pwn.

[Squirelbutt]

Cowinkydink.. lol

[loppydisk]

all three episodes were good. they can never be any bad shows when you are doing them.

[Moviebro]

You did it! Nice work as always.

[drocloce]

Keep the 'cut, beautiful!

[albinwonderland]

You know you've watched too much Gnooze when you yell 'TOP STORY' on cue , without ever having seen the episode before .

[roylionel]

3 eps 3 cheers! Keep it up. Go Marta! (& Brian)

[marijanjohnson]

i need cum

[angelis021]

When the chinese laugh, it does sound kind of maniacal.

[mike8494]

Great Job marta your the best :-) Mike....

[sac2ase1]

Good job :)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.Please place the weapon down,and step away from the piggy bank. Please send the weapon (through Russia) to Afghanistan.I think our troops need more weapons.

Get a stimulus check,and buy another waepon (on credit) to help the economy.

In fact,buy a Chinese made weapon,help them too.

now,don't you just feel all global and stuff?

[daddioux]

more cowinkydink news, please

[oojamaflipper]

cowinkydink.. hahah where did that come from originally? i thought i wass the only one who said it! hha

[ujdo]

Too long? You just moved here a few years ago.

Armed robbery, yeah that's just about it. Got to pay off all those contributors and special interests.

Uzbeck, Smoozebeck.

;)

[jx14aby]

I think you're right - too long in LA isn't healthy.

[jx14aby]

Oh, and a big "thumbs-up" for your sponsor: "Find Your Russian Beauty Today!" Great spot!

[Northern5tar]

They don't even know where the last "stimulus package" went, only that its all gone, and now their ready to spend more of your money.

Well actually that would be your children's money. Or your children's children. Your children's children's children.. ?

Next to God and time we now have a third infinity. Its name is debt. And its hungry. lol

[Loreki]

That laugh was adorable was what it was.

Must resist temptation.. to stalk people.. i see on.. the internet... bah! :)

[louis12346]

Obama Demoncrat Stimulus they Charge for Hookers on their public credit cards,pay no taxes. Where do I sign up,computerize all of your health records for future Rifd chip help economy?I tried to spend my way out of slump too hooker wants cash no free beer watsUP?

[louis12346]

• Engineered a fraudulent housing and debt bubble; • Illegally shifted vast amounts of capital out of the U.S.; • Used privitization as form or piracy - a pretext to move government assets to private investors at below-market prices and then shift private liabilities back to government at no cost to the private liability holder. Its a scheme of the Illuminati/NWO/globalists to destroy U.S. sovereignty & usher in a one-world dictatorship! bubble is over, USA be de-modernized?

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

Marta is sooo hot! and fun!

[AimiriZ]

ah you give me a headache...

[oojamaflipper]

then dont watch

[AimiriZ]

i wasn't talking about the video... take your time seeing who people are responding to.

[oojamaflipper]

doh! sorry.. ur comment didn't appear as a response to another..

peace

[tenagliac]

Those "executive vitamins" are starting to work now. Notice how urgent he is to get trillions lined up for some un-nameable, untrackable, unaccountable stimulus. More "bushy" every day. Not even considering looking back & maybe prosecuting ?

Like they are acting like it's their job to fix it with infinite money.

[ThOverdrive]

I was flung here by a psm, and I liked it :)

[therealcaptobvious]

LOVE the piggy bank heist! China reports their economy in a more dismal fashion than it's really in. A few years ago, they and Japan declared a trade deficit with eachother in the same year. Oops! That ain't possible.They've got to make every excuse to keep the value of the Yuan low. Went shopping the other day and the store clerk was screaming about the cost of goods in that store. I felt like I was walking in a real life scenario that could only be written about in the Onion.

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

The more things change the more things stay more the same - more greedy politicians, more stupid presidents, more Liberal pork spending, more taxes...

The U.S. Government is a pile of vile hypocrisy simmering in the coagulating blood of the sheeple.

Anyone notice how Barack Hussein Obama is already getting gray and becoming more mean and uglier too. Geesh, Ain't even been a month yet and he's freaking out! $500 says he doesn't survive his last 4 years without popping.

[KlaxonCow]

Out of interest, why do people who don't agree with Obama, always insist on writing out his name in full?

No-one ever used to say "George Walker Bush" or "William Jefferson Clinton".

But the critics have always got to say "Barack Hussein Obama" in full, every single time - as if it signifies anything.

"Hussein" just means "good / handsome" in Arabic, a language used in many parts of the world due to the Moor Empire.

Just because you're ignorant, doesn't mean everyone's a terrorist.

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

Ashamed/offended by Barack Hussein Obama?

Your the typical whinny, hypocritical, mouthy and stupid Liberal - a socialist/welfare cancer on America, shit on the boot of freedom.

If you don't like me using a president's full name, then go cry to your momma - juvenile.

[Pie4246]

Socialism... a system by which everyone gets equal opportunities and chances. Surely the work of Satan.

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

"Equal opportunities " as the GOVERNMENT sees fit to control. Where no one is allowed to speak against the system les they have those opportunities taken away - and where all people are the just same - frak that crap!

Socialism as FAILED, just like Liberalism, every time it has been tried.

[KlaxonCow]

I asked you why you used his name in full.

I did not espouse socialism. I did not give any mention of welfare. I did not make any comment on any policies or ideologies whatsoever.

I simply asked you why, as a critic, you insist on using his full name.

It is a legitimate question.

Because, as I pointed out, unless you also said "George Walker Bush" or "William Jefferson Clinton" every single time then, contrary to your assertion, it is you who is the one who's being hypocritical here.

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

First off, I was replying to Pie4246's comment about socialism.

I choose to use "Barack Hussein Obama" because can. STOP WHINING LIBERAL SWNE!

[airborne373]

Who else would like to drink some vwoodka with Marta?

[TheDemonPazuzu]

Misery loves company so I say good to the news that China's economy is taking a plunge, too.

[Stupidwrthlsboy]

3 is a magic number.

its also a charm.

and a some.

its all good martha. thanks for making us laugh.

[djben1977]

Don't worry, your episodes are never good, they're always Grrrrrrrreat!!!!!!!!!

[Blargaldalien]

5 star great!

[nerdfighter4]

I liked the laugh at the end.

[batflies]

lol. i,m just leaving. scheming russians, buahahahaha...

[Qwijebo]

I think the only way to stimulate the economy is to have everyone pop a few Viagra. Sure, half of us will be walking around a little stiff, the other half will assume the other half has sex on the brain, but they won't be the ones with the big heads.