Put A Bird On It - Portlandia on IFC

[gk3278]

98 people didnt put a bird on it

[hyp3rmus1c]

"straight up got dust right in my eyes"

[Redmond208]

put a bird on it.......

[SuperChalek]

What-what did I just watch? O.O

[Spunky387]

did you see this bag before? i didn't.

[youvebeenerined]

The moral of this story is ...

Put a bird on it! ... But don't allow a bird IN it :)

[slackerchik]

I lol'd! Oh the irony...

[AwesomeGreenPerson]

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[taylored1D]

You straight up got dust right in my eyes

[rjhblog]

If only portland was actually like this, actually second thought..hell no.

[1904twenty]

Straight up got dust right in my eyes. Just paint the bird, or whatever it is you need to do and just don't blow on things.

[ohmersault]

did the bird really die?

[dh2776]

@ohmersault it isn't a real bird!

[carterclips2000]

95 people didn't put the bird on it

[smartandlovable]

this video is hilarious....PUT A BIRD ON IT......then birds come flying in and they kill a bird with a lamp,HILARIOUS

[Gmancrap]

Yawn. Boring...

[Katharine777]

put!

a!

bird!

on!

IT!

[SunfnishSailorPat]

Lucy: put a bird on it.

Me: No

Lucy: please

Me: what my answer before was

Lucy: put the freaking bird on the freaking wallet!

Me:O_O ............ ok.............

Next Day

Lucy: your wallet?

Me: uh... yeah... about that... (runs away)

Lucy: *pulls gun out and fire* I said to put the bird on your F***ing bird on it

[studlifyit03]

did anyone else think this was going to be a beyonce parody? "if you like it then you should've put a bird on it!" .. but i was pleasantly surprised. especially when the guy was poking at the bird with a ruler "please go away" hahaha!

[dancehobo]

did you notice this tote before... I DIDN'T

[rejinafloring]

YOU STRAIGHT UP GOT DUST RIGHT IN MY EYES.

[hattiedonna]

funny!.....except maybe I put too many fairies on things....and I don't even live in Portland...omg!

[bre22f]

this video makes me want to cause physical pain to a panda bear

[annieschrader]

Yep! Put a bird on it and it suddenly becomes COOL!! etsy.com/shop/bluebernice

[Classicwinter]

They probably own an etsy shop. XD 

[milascave2]

In San Francisco we like to put trees on walls, fish on the sidewalk, and piles of rocks on the beach.

[liquidfairy]

This is no exaggeration! I live in SF and it's worse here!!! Hahaha

[bitarstar]

"Please go away."

[voteforjoe]

@SleepingAtTheMovies the best part is that it's made by hipsters that aren't afraid to make fun on themselves

[atlien991]

@voteforjoe Best part?? Hmph..? Anyway, the most advanced hipsters are good at making fun of themselves. Doesn't change the fact that they are still neurotic. Just like the less advanced ones....

[Emhlovett]

I was happy yet now I am sad.

[Benignity1]

EEEEWWWWWWW!!

[kman22biker]

any get the message of this video?? like if u do!

[andyfetter]

"Straight up got dust in my eyes."

[Trill104]

This with Key and Peele are two shows that are single-handedly saving me from shooting myself in the face...

[SleepingAtTheMovies]

Hopefully Portlandia will make all hipsters shut the fuck up.

[CocoWhy]

I'm doing an assignment in art class

i'm supposto put a lot of detail on it

but i didn't know what else to add to it

so i put a bird on it.

[gnarly2DMax]

This looks a lot like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

[TheCoolerObv]

@gnarly2DMax No, no it doesn't. I can't tell if you haven't seen this show or if you haven't seen either...

[iamlith]

Out here in the east bay...I swear to god the motto is: Put 20's on it! Every normal car has been fitted with 20's. Got a 94 Jetta? Put 20's on it!

[Vampirategirl]

If you like it then you shoulda put a bird on it.



[fiveironfille]

I love putting birds on things, and I'm not even from portlandia!

[MrJerryRio]

The beauty of Portlandia is the on target portrayals of the quirky, obsessive and neurotic characters who exist in the matrix of today’s popular culture. 

If you like this kind of thing watch the JERRY RIO videos where he mines similar territory in a different way. Observational interactive humor on the streets of NYC.

[danvgeg]

I hate fucking birds.

They're fucking loud as hell.

[tehCrazian]

Is anyone else a sucker for exits like at 0:32?

[twingirlsister]

I've lived in Portland all my life, and honestly, this show isn't completely inaccurate. xD

[sdemogrrl]

This is my favorite!!

[dirtbikeman72]

I'm allergic haha then the girl gagging so funny

[youreviltwin26]

Haha! This show is brilliant! It's meant only for people who get it.

[MrMassey904]

86 people have never met an "artist" that actually does this.

[333mojo333]

@MrMassey904 Are any of those 86 people from Portland?

[expluto51]

Dumb!

[snlfankevin]

They totally should've said "we can put a bird on it" on the dead bird and actually put a bird on it. That would be even more hilarious

[TheZombiegirl08]

I think esla1527 maybe puts birds on things.

[WhitestButtEver]

Hahaha so indie.

[esla1527]

Wasn't that funny..

[moviemaker7007]

put a bird on the dead bird lol

[yondaime4000]

Portlandia and WKUK are the best modern sketch comedy shows, and Chappelle's Show

[MrLautski]

The blonde is hot.

[ayeayecaptain26]

@MrLautski so much slavery of the penis !!!

[Eppaljeck]

Press 3 For my thoughts on the video.

[328acb]

"what a sad little tote bag. i know! ill put a bird on it! did u see this bag before? ? i didnt. now theres bird. hehehehe its flying! its free!"

"spruce it up.. make it pretty"

[bridogz]

Eeeeeew Eeeeeeeeeeeeew!

[ORBuddha]

Is it ok if I didn't really think it was that funny?

[hecticman37]

84 people straight up got dust in their eyes

[hecticman37]

Please go away...



[FrenchHorn1000]

I actually love that store...

[IMeanVenusaur]

Hahah. My friend showed me this.... now we put birds on things.

[SoftTacoProductions]

0:57

best moment.

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

Cajuns have a similar phenomenon... it's putting Fleur de Lis' on things.

[teppetrizzle]

What a sad little tote bag. I know; I'll put a bird on it! Did you see this bag before? because I know I didn't.

[TheBridgeeee]

ewwwwwwww hahha

[Chocolatebears]

It's Fantastic

-Awesome Blonde Lady

[punkinhead197]

You straight up got dust right in my eyes!

[y2a8888]

lol im allergic im allergic

[sauceisaboss]

does anyone know the song at the very end?

[wolphintv]

@511Garcia Truly, pigeons are the best critics.

[lexilexi023]

(*)>

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/" I put a bird on it.

[Atomusk90]

Cacauo!

[cec427]

"what a sad little tote bag.. I know, I'll put a bird on it!" (:

[SickingerIndustries]

:52  BIRDCEPTION

[SnapCracklyPop]

Kris Allen brought me here, lol. "@KrisAllen PUT A BIRD ON IT! instagr.am/p/g6tcV "

[DrMeh3]

"gross!" LOL

[realelite9]

"straight up got dust right in my eyes" lol

[hillypooper1]

YEAH YOU'RE NOT WANTED

[MatthewMarkMendoza]

When life gets you down... PUT A BIRD ON IT.

[AdrianTheCowardlyDog]

Fantastic.



[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

i'm allergic i'm allergic!!

[Beejo5867]

Best part 1:12 "eeeeeewwwwwwwww"

And 1:14 "Please go away"

[weruletheschool]

straight up got dust on my eyes haha

[KayAndOasis]

Fuck birds, pickle that shit

[H0lyScheisse]

this show is brilliant

[Texamerican12]

I liked the blonde chick

[teresaherro]

we should put a bird on a jar then pickle it wait thats to over looks like i will be eating my breakfast cupcake eww it taste like sand hey maam whats in this oh just sand

[insideofmybrain]

this is the funnyest thing in the world and fuck anybodey who says its not

[lovelyjanedoee]

LMAOO "I'm allergic ! I'm allergic !"

[Iamthesheit]

The sad thing is that this show isn't even exaggerating what Portland is like..

[mattman9656]

I demand more shows like Parks and Recreation, Portlandia, and Arrested Development

[rasred232]

@mattman9656 AGREED!!!



[2291juju]

@mattman9656 try "better off ted" too!

[lonelygnome1]

@mattman9656 marry me. 

[Parallaxdnb]

@mattman9656 Forgot about Community



[mattman9656]

@Parallaxdnb I dislike the community.

[goGoons]

@mattman9656 "Community."

[drpeper1996]

@mattman9656 YES!! haha

[retro80s70s]

If you liked it then you shoulda put a bird on it.

[al12941]

we can pickle that!  dead birds, live ones...lol

[baconwiseau]

"Ewwwwwwww!"

[SinsiAlpha]

this should be the next "why not zoidberg

[StupidWizardFilms]

Bird Cutout? Put a bird on it!

[MrCouleursProduction]

Fred Armisen + Portlandia = Win!

[Ashleyinspace]

@2dum2liv

Season two starts tonight.

[MrCouleursProduction]

@Ashleyinspace Hallejuah!

[My1SongGlory]

Put. A. Bird. On. It.

[seashellxoxo92]

"EWWWW" hahahah

[Kambreeyah]

If you liked it then you should've put a bird on it

[liamselwyn]

"What a sad little tote bag" Hilarz

[liamselwyn]

"ewwwwww" - such an inappropriate response to the bird disaster. LOL

[ArthurAllblack]

This totally reminds me of The State!

[aerowindwalker]

So American just keep making videos like this and hopefully the economy is going to be fine.

[deathmetalhippy]

these are the two silliest people i ever saw, that is saying a lot being a lifelong MArx Brothers fan

[angieeeeeex3]

I'M ALLERGIC!!!!

[2dum2liv]

This show needs more Episodes! it left me wanting more! 

[bennifer96]

@2dum2liv new season starts friday 1/6

[gangofbabies]

Ma'am am I bleeding?

[goffrd137]

75 people gave this video the bird

[Nische987]

"betcha it's flyin all over the beach"

[dgary416]

0:52 yo dawg



[ore83]

me and my gf walk around randomly saying "PUT A BIRD ON IT!"

[giddyrobin]

My favorite part is "I am allergic, I am allergic".

[FFRxPr0ducti0nz]

oh wow...666 videos

[Nathanamerican27]

wow...666 videos

[MykeeMantastic]

Blooper at 0:55

[SarahBrookeWilliams]

Fred is so cute :3

[sheyemmy]

this makes me so ashamed to have ever driven thru portland

[SamiBebb]

@sheyemmy Or live there....

[rsnowden0524]

Birds are so OVER

[Kinesthetiacmusic]

@rsnowden0524 Oh shit I accidentally thumbs down your comment. I meant to thumbs up. sorry

[wolphintv]

@rsnowden0524 I love birds, and I love the whole Theropoda in general. But I think other Avemetatarsalins need more love in the artsy-craftsy community.  Why not put a ceratopsian on it? Or the lesser known but no less endearing azdarchid?

[bestmusiclists]

i uster to put birds on things, then i took an arrow to the knee

[JOYFULghost]

@bestmusiclists These lame arrow to the knee jokes should be considered spam, they're not even funny.

[MidKid7]

@bestmusiclists Did you uster to know how to spell, too?

[Spaceisneat]

@MidKid7 he used to know how to spell, then he took an arrow to the knee.

[FlintLockSniper]

its funny because that show captures how we are in Portland very very well hahaha

[phrumpster0]

Are there a lot of hot, blondette cougarss in Portland? Mee-ow!!

[SamiBebb]

@phrumpster0 Heck no. But there's alot of dirty bums, people doing meth and other drugs, teenagers getting wasted under bridges and people shooting people. Portland is ghetto, I dont like it.

[nuggz503]

I put birds on my penis

[ornjoos]

Put A Bird On It should be a meme.

[chainlinkspiral]

Birdception.



[yahyamoro]

The understatement of the year ...

[yahyamoro]

Ill put a bird on the forehead of the fool who thought of this video ...

[purpleglassify]

@yahyamoro wow.. u r jus sooooo cool.

[JoyGrenade]

Aww, GROSS!

[Lucky80026]

Thumbs up this is another video you can thank Cakewrecks for giving you the link to

[NataliesRevenge]

LMFAO!!! Wow that's the hardest I have laughed in a while...

[laurenvandixhoorn]

straight up got dust right in my eyes

[murphy456]

This is a beautiful show. I love it.

[bre22f]

dead bird?... put a bird on it!

[ratsocatso797]

wow, i have a lot of things with birds on them. that's very funny. Love this show.

[surfergrrl65]

That's just awful!  ha ha

[ragemanchoo82]

When the hell is hulu going to have WHOLE episodes of Portlandia and not just clips? HELLO! Portland is a hulu town, to boot.

[BEATBOCKS1]

@Jongho- Portland tries to be like Seattle. Everyone knows that all the shitty Seattle bands end up going to Portland. Name any famous artist/band from Portland and I will name 3 from Seattle.

[ragemanchoo82]

@BEATBOCKS1 Remember Seattle's slogan "Metronatural"? over $200,000 was spent coming up with that fucking slogan and in the end its just a parody of "metrosexual". It replaced the old slogan: "Drummer wanted". 

[ofMilwaukee]

@BEATBOCKS1 blitzen trapper?

[hateoutsiders]

oomg

[thecookiedevil]

before lisa graduated, she went to my school!