Best Witness Statement Ever - Eccentric Lady

[TheMichellie]

Mi amigos! Mi amigos!

[gabekoehler]

Off the chains

[berwinism]

God Bless Mexicans

[fionamills2k]

Omg she Is awesome

[HindiIII]

The ideal mother-in-law.

[softyballak]

How is this video funny. The song about this incident is funny. I happy that she is alive.

[WannaJoinMyWolfpack]

County Law, County Law...

[saranoid]

I love this chick. God bless her. She's adorable.

[GangstaNerdz]

Omg that's awesome x]

[luckystar12341]

Her daddy taught her good

[KittyLovesRainbows]

LOL!!! my God this is funny(:

[JTKomarynsky]

NEVER MESS WITH A ROBBER TRYING TO STEAL A PRECIOUS OLD LADY'S COFFEE

[ihasthecrazies]

She is so adorable..

"AHOhoHHAHAHO, why did I need coffee now?!"

"See, my little knee. N' then when I'm on my knees I'm backin'up, backin'up, backin'up; because my daddy taught me good, and I was backin' the hell out of there!"

[blodymerder2]

they shot the rubber!

[laxlegend93]

good thing they shot the rubber

[42j6th5v]

I think she had to much coffee

[DomTheAlbinoKid]

hmmm. why is there gum in her hair again?

[geekloverbitchhater]

i love this woman shes hilarious :}

[alicejenkins97]

Haha, it's so funny with subtitles on!!

[AnOriginalPenguin]

I do not believe that this woman can count to 2000

[RenzBeats]

I cant help but just automaticcaly autotune this in my head haha

[ezezuga80]

Who else thinks she looks like McLovin?

[TheKillerFishTKF99]

AWW HER LITTLE KNEE LOL

[jackdavenportsbaby11]

she's awesome

[sbsilvers1]

who drinks coffe with a straw

[RoyyPhenomenal]

I want to hug her so much!!

[papatoony]

Meth. It's what's for dinner.

[equperfection]

It's so weird listening to her talking without all the effects and background music.

[PersephoneArt19]

lady I like you

[treyn1987]

She looks like Ozzy Osbourne.

[xWaRpeDx]

Hilarious!

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

You can tell she at least got her coffee...

[chrisot123]

There are two kinds of odd people. Those that you have a gut feeling you should stay away from. And those that we see are completely harmless and truly good hearted people.

Thumbs up if you love the good-hearted eccentric people in our world!

[della1501]

ME IN 10 YEARS.

im 12.

[ShereKhan77]

@della1501 your gonna look old for 22..LMAO! maybe 40 years ;)

[beyfan4ver]

She's a good story teller lol that's the epic part!

[akidearest]

I cant listen to this without playing the autotune version

[monkeysatekailakelli]

i didnt know you could Choose not to faint.....but whatever, still funny.

[MrPlayLol]

her daddy thaught her good loled

[NikiStroodle]

Mi Amigos!

[Lolkid211]

LOL THE CAPTIONS ARE ALL WRONG XD LMFAO

[kkatrinamorenoo]

hahahahahah holy shit!

[noreenz62]

haha! She is too groovy!

[tsarb0mba554]

i drop to my knee see my wittle knee"' give it a monent........................­...hahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahhaahhahahahahahaahha­ahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahaha­hahahahahahahaahhahaha

[SIcKo0s]

LMFAO

[LessThanImpress]

haha turn on captions

[WogKiller88]

thumbs up if u like her gasp/ scream :P

[PsychOut1366]

mi amigos? :P

[sierra1820]

the rubber

[sbsilvers1]

They shot the rubbers hahah

[BitchinFlamingos]

Mi amigos! Mi amigos!



[IIDotDotCuurve]

Lol why do i like her hair xD



[MissSkittlezRawr]

Dey shot da rubber :D

[Kurana4390e]

Shes my hero! :"D

[singingrabbit123]

Everytime I hear this,the song is playing in my head

[stepanopolis]

im backing up,backing up, backing up, backing cause my daddy taught me good

[ohshittkailaaa]

Phyllis Diller.

[sweetiegrl41]

"and what I wanted to find out my friends there" xD haha

[thechichsterbailey]

she sounds like bobby from king of the hill hahahahah

[Kenny2k08]

She reminds me of my Government teacher

[iSingForeverx3]

I can't listen to this without hearing the song , too .

[bleachzeldaluzz]

captions are on drugs..

[shortymatt420]

I wanna see the security tape lol

[TheNameIsJordanByers]

You Go Girl! X D

[Mudelta14]

Jessica I hate you for having me watch this video!

[Najah971]

We REALLY needed to see the reporter's face when this woman was telling her story! I would have loved to see the reporter's facial expression when it became clear that this was not turning out to be an ordinary witness statement :)

[b0rn4danc3]

Haha captions crack me up

[JUNEBUG754]

lol i wuz singing the song

[hibooferris2324]

Those camera guys probably think shes crazy.!

[woooohoooocp]

the guy in the black starts coming down.......... COMIN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN SO IM BACKIN UP BAKCKIN UP BACKIN UP BACKIN UP CUZ MY DADDY TAUGHTH ME GOOD! sorry watch it without the song in my head :D

[radiantriot]

Is it me or do the captions not match anything what so ever...

[shywolfdemongirl2]

holy shit!! is tht my boyfriends MOM?!?!?! sure sounds n looks lik her only iwht black hair instead of bleach blonde..... sure as hell scts lik her too...... lol im ognna go up to marylen nxt time i c her n say hey mrs.phillips is this u when u were younger? XD

[CrazyChicsTv]

How do you count to 2000 twice but the actual robbery lasted about 20 seconds?

[NatassjaSantillan]

LOL!!

[biebsadweeb]

Stephen Colbert?

[25strawberrygirl]

@jadeshaffer818 she said, maybe i should faint, but i don't, so i'm thinking

[YoUrZnMiNe]

OMFG LMFAO, i coulden't stop laughing xD

[ZaChMoSs12345]

This makes me want to fall down and die, I laugh so hard...This is Nolynn Kaufman in 6 years...

[werewolves4eva]

You cant watch this video the same after you watch the backin' up song..... you just have it going through your head when your watching this...

[marilynnf17]

wizard



[jemswimgirl]

Okay dont get me wrong but this lady TOTALLY sounds like Miley Cyrus...... :P

[1missbieber1]

1:06 "They shot the rubber."

[werewolves4eva]

"They shot the rubber" now why would you shoot a condom?

[TrzMx]

Her daddy taught her good.

[danberner]

the song was so good

[westgoten]

Eccentric or not, she really has the ability to tell a story. Someone please give her a part in a movie or something. :D

[xXStrWbrrYsToneXx]

@westgoten For reelz..

[hinata67676767y]

the subtitles are a fail

[sillywillysmarty]

What's the last thing she says?

[NoisecoreSource]

And did she say "Oh my God, I'm going to have to fly all my friends dead."...Right away, I pictured her sitting next to a couple dead guys in a plane, on some Weekend at Bernie's kinda shit.

[Tanfeliz]

@NoisecoreSource "I'm gonna have to find all my friends dead." Although she would be great in Weekend at Bernie's.

[NoisecoreSource]

I highly doubt that she's capable of counting to 2,000...Especially twice.

[maritsacastellanos]

mi amigos mi amigos

LMFAO

robber-get down now

crazy lady-yes sir

lmfao

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

i bet shes not a witness. i bet shes a psycho hobo lady who carries a wagon with her garbage in it and has a smelly old cat as a pet. O_o

[fatblackandgay]

..and im backin the hell outa there <3

[SAINTSFANreggiebush]

He shot the um....Rubber? i see :|



[machimebug]

Captions somehow feel like Steven Moffat's planning sessions for the new season of Doctor Who...

[lookitsaTARDIS2]

@machimebug BAHAHAHAHAAHA!



[briidope]

lol its funnier with the captions on

[DeadLife999]

Funny

[CRAZYBOUNCER]

Funny azz fucken lady...she should do stand up comedy. Nice....

[danimaldanimal360]

Her daddy taught her to get on her knees and back up? why?

[TheNeil16]

@danimaldanimal360 judging by how this woman looks i dont wanna knw

[smuglysmugly]

pause at 17

ohh my god why'd I need coffee now??!!

[bhtruvreisl]

"an then im like, mis amigos mis amigos"..haha ohhh boyy..



[iieevv]

LOL Turn on Captions XD

[TheOneEyedHound]

It takes so long to count to 2000. Sigh.

[xoxolae]

thumbs up if you turned the captions on and got even more confused

[iloveadamlevine1999]

Pause at 0:19 Haha

[bamsgyrl]

"Cause my daddy taught me good" ???

[lays304]

If you turn on captions, this video makes NO SESNE, WHAT so ever

[shaneyboy04]

LOL The robbery lasted 26 seconds...and this bitch counted to 4,000 in that lil amount of time!!

[Ninety9Soulz]

She's awesome haha

[serenitygem]

lmfaaaaooooo watch it with the captions XD

[TheMJNews]

Best. Grandma. EVER.

[cnoemi07]

" Back it up Back it Up....My Daddy Taught Me Good" LMAO

[sauge1000]

lol she randomly says me amigos when the robbers are still there.

[socks188]

she told us what she did

[unowhatireallysaid]

she's cool and screw ya'll. She just dropped a lot of acid back in the day.

[DompoRules]

after listening to the song i just can't take this seriously XD

[itachilover911melt]

The captions are so wrong.

[l33sk8erboy]

You counted to 2,000 TWO times? And THEN said Me Amigos?

[KrazyK923]

The subtitles on this video are SO UTTERLY HILARIOUS.

[Scottydonaughty]

1 1000, 2 1000, 3 1000, 4 1000, et cetera.

[ProChasmGaming]

It takes 10 minutes to count to 2000 she did it in 26 seconds......... twice...........

[MrBJC1996]

thumbs up if u watched the backin up song before watching this! Or ur planning to watch it next!

[xXDOP3BOIXx]

your daddy thought you how to back it up?

[xXDOP3BOIXx]

Worlds Dumbest. send me here!

[MrxBuiscuitX]

LOL "See my little knee."

[FynecFox]

MI AMIGOS?! MI AMIGOS!!!

[peterpanmannnn]

Really bad transcription.

[popcornbabysitting]

Oh wow, put on the captions and read what it says......

[AtLastOnTheGround]

15 people don't see her little knee.

[sydneymilner16]

Pmsl

[MEGASTE100ify]

youtube subtitles are so shit lol

[tox0tes]

can someone explain what it means to shoot the rubber?

[TheDaniiDisaster]

AWH THIS LADY IS TOO CUTE!

[lebengm]

It's not nice that sometimes people find it funny if you have a different/"weird" personality.

[fatcat7399]

They shot the rubber

[darkitten1]

even if there is no music i still hear the song!

[zaowet]

mi amigos!! mi amigos!

[SparkleGrl123]

@kernelcode it wasnt my fault

[MrWackismzX3]

ive watched this so many times

never gets old

[xtdremzny]

"They shot the rubber"

[iAltereeego1]

Whenever I watch this I always imagine the song in my head.

[luizsanz19]

whenever i see this i always expect the remix song to suddenly start playing

[GeorgeMathewTV]

click:

1.smoking

2.handjob

4.pray

5.taking a shit

7.OLD LADY'S GOING WILD!

8.Tarzan

9.sneeze

XD

[071088s]

OMG It's Janice Joplin!

[TheInfamousThey]

Mi amigos, mi amigos!?! Oh theyre dead -_- .....

[SparkleGrl123]

Too bad your daddy didn't teach u how to talk in front of love tv:)

[kernelcode]

@SparkleGrl123 Too bad your daddy didn't teach you how to spell ;)

[1MichaelTV]

watch with interactive transcript XD

[Peacepuppy5]

omg this was TOO FUNNY!

[riochoa]

I wish she was my Grandma....

[97Haily]

And im likee oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH why did i need coffee noww?!!!

[shadow3555]

uh the closed captions are weird

[vav00m]

like #1337!

[LaurenHolliee]

Bit of advice, dont shout out Mi Amigos if ur in a robbery, hiding ... ;) x

[0azaleachan0]

Laughed my Fudging ass off for 5 minutes. And that is because we all think of the song and then looked this up while thinking about the lyrics when we watch this lady! :D

[daisylee3]

thumbs up if you ever heard an old lady randomly say "AMIGOS" in a store :D

[TinTinTeeNa]

pmsl she is too funny.... "then i hear BOOMBOOMBOOM, and im like Oh my God so then i back further and further away" lol blesss her

[LASeksyxoxo]

hahaaaa funny man ..... "maby I should faint.. but i dont..."

[dannykinz2897]

awwww...i love her..and i think she said me amigos so the robbers would think shes a different person or something..but idk but shes so sweet :D :D <3 <3

[PinkRawrDino]

0:58 "Cap cities ABC- against I did That I don't Mean he does that and he does nobody said" LOL

[SuperStickerz]

see my lil knee

[IHugShortPeople]

Is it weird that I don't think this woman is eccentric? I would hang with her. She's cool. lol

[MatterhornVore]

@IHugShortPeople Just because she's eccentric doesn't mean she's not cool

[SweetlySammie]

LMFAO YOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

[vampgay78]

hehehehhe.... she's good...

[thalyswizard]

GOD !!!!!