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  • mr walkway, mr walk down me, Im the walkway......lead me to the building....fuck you ....lmfao

  • Hippster douchebag movement...LOL!!!

  • It's dan deacon, and he's not on any drugs. He's just rambling about shit in a closet.

  • He was making fun of long island guys - he's from Babylon - flipping the channels and commenting on every channel

  • its sound like a combination of the Fuggedabuddies and rick shapiro

  • i like da original better, i quote it 2 my frienz all da time

  • kinda sounds like christopher walken. D:

  • Hell yea,lighthouses rule!

  • 'The audio track was originally recorded in 2003 as a class project by the American musician Dan Deacon, just talking about random things on TV channels in character of a stereotypical Long Islander. '

  • Not my Chair, Not  my Problem. Lmao (:

  • I don't buy that he was sober!!

    Of COURSE he's going to claim sobriety! No one wants to willingly, publicly admit they were on LSD! That would be like condoning an illegal drug!! ;)

    I would imagine it could possibly even get them sued, or in legal trouble...

    It definitely makes a better story that way, but either way, I love it!! :)

  • @shadytori and nobody ever condones illegal drug use

  • ~ No WAY. Nooo--WAY.

    What is this gabage?

    ~ What is this??!

    I'm king of the trees, I'm the tree-meister...

    I count on them!!

  • Hes actually watching TV with the sound off and narrating.

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  • Cocaine is one hell of a drug

  • @icanmyshoetie The dude wasn't on cocaine, he was on acid.

  • @XMrRottenHeadX actually it was crystal meth he said..

  • @icanmyshoetie I was LSD bro.

  • no way no way what is this garbage - yeah right - whose chair is this? not my chair not my problem that's what i say......love it. love opie and anthony too, used to listen to them on local radio in boston. get real.

  • Yeah right.. yeeeaahhh right.

  • sounds like Joey the Falzone workin on his car on long island

  • This guy sounds like my friend when he's talking subconsciously while busy. 5 minutes later I repeat to him what he said, and he laughs really hard when he realizes he was saying stupid shit like

  • actually people who are experiencing a trip are very eloquent.

  • classic

  • seahorse seashell party!!!

  • Haha Seahorse seahell hahaha!!

  • o&a> howard

  • you honestly think someone on acid would be this eloquent? dan deacon and liam lynch planned this shit out

  • @urbindex One Hes was narrating Muted Tv comecrials .. Second To make such a statement about Being "eloquent" Just goes to show everyone .. that you My Friend have obviously NEVER Taken Acid..

  • My friend showed me this is so funny!!

    "who paid for that floor? Not me, never pay for floor again, no way, not once not ever."

  • Can't believe Norton didn't compare this to a Colin Quinn rant

  • not my chair, not my problem.

  • This was actually the work of Dan Deacon...look him up. Contrary to popular belief, this isn't some random guy on acid.

  • What is this garbage ?

  • Stoopid dresses.

  • I can't watch this without laughing. Ever. My throat is always sore at the end.

  • I used to like Opie and Anthony, but then Opie turned into "Hampton's Opie". I miss the old Opie and Anthony, not this "Hampton's Opie" crap.

  • @bwilliam614 What's "Hampton's Opie"?

  • My mates have done acid, and ive seen them, the can barley stand up, for fear that the floor is the sea, lava, hell etc lol, they never sounded this cool and clear lol

  • Treemeister! Hilarious!

  • Watch TV, on mute, on acid, and you to can rant like this!

  • No Way...

  • lead me to the building fuck you.

  • i love seashell things

  • quote from the video

  • @biz20 best. comment. ever.

  • O&A Suck. Lead me to their show FUCK YOU

  • light housees RULE

  • Whose chair is this? Not my fuckin chair. Not my chair, not my problem that's what I say

  • this guy thinks hes captain knots!

  • seahorses forever

  • seahorse seahell!!

  • wait no its liam lynch

  • johnny hammersticks

  • Lighthouses Rule, you don't like the Lighthouse, you suck.

  • IF YOU DONT LIKKE LIGHTHOUSES FUCK YOU

  • mr walk way, mr walk down me i'm the walk way.

  • still cracks me up after all this time. Glad my kids are away. What a howl.

  • This is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life! I could listen to it for a hundred years and still laugh

  • hes on acid

  • stupid dresses..stupid flowers...i love sea horses hahaha drinkin outta cups..bein a bitch..fukn goin kuraaayyaayyzzaay..

  • 6,5,4,3,2,1...bullshit!

  • I'M THE TREE MEISTER.

  • funny as hell

  • Little kid in the background fuckin goin crazzzzzaaayyyyyyyyy!

  • Thinks hes gotta goin' Bossanova.

  • "whos this guy? mr. balloons... mr. balloon hands. no way, no way. get real. mr walkway.... mr. walk down me. i'm the walkway. lead me to the building." LMFAO ♥

  • mr. walk way mr walk down the way...lead me to the building-FUCK YOU...haaaahaaha stupid dresses

    this is funny as hell

  • First time I heard this I was drunk at a party but laugh my ass off everytime. Who bought that floor, not me not never hahaha

  • im in love with the sea horses, they are fuckin unreal... sea horses forever.

  • The cups we have drank pretty good.

  • look at this guy..mr ballon hands.........................­.............no way. no way hahahahahahahaha fucking fantastic, thats a dude i wanna chill with

  • For the record, Dan Deacon wasn't on acid, wasn't locked away in a closet when he did this, nor was it recorded by a friend. It was done for a school project in back 2002. He was watching tv with the sound off, commenting on everything, like a stream of consciousness -- intended to characterize typical Long Island culture (where he is from). The audio track was carefully crafted and heavily edited for effect.

  • @examplesdotcom that makes it so much funnier

  • not once. not never! not my chair not my problem, thats what i say! lighthouses rule...if you dont like lighthouses you SUCK!

  • Transcribe Audio, lol.

  • lead me to the building- fuck you..

  • drugs give you the ability to put anyone in their place, why i love em

  • "whos chair is that, who brought that god d*mn chair here? its not my char, not my chair not my problem, thats what i say"

    "seahorses, forever"

  • he is quite obviously shit talkin on chat roulette... still quite funny but def not sittin in a closet trippin.

  • @BPfau09 It was a project for one of his classes in college.

  • @BPfau09 Haha this is long before chatroulette my friend....

  • My sister named her pet rat Tommy Noble.

  • johnny hammersticks. hammerin away like tommy noble

  • @dillononeill123 a dude jerkin it on chat roulette

  • seahorses for eva!

  • Johnny Hammersticks

  • I better fist. I better Fitiliskt. Bardnt. Patterscumfpt. Patalilitle kid in the background fucking going crazzzaaaaay.

  • who payed for that Floor NOT ME.

  • Not my chair, not my problem!

  • BARNDT!

  • little kid in the background fuckin going crazayyyyyy.

  • its sounds liek hes like people watching outside

  • thinks he's captain tying knots ! HA !

  • 5 6 4 3 yeahhhhhhhh right!!

  • who paid for that floor!?

  • @RedWings4Life33 I'm not paying for no floor, ever again.

  • lighhouses rule

  • FuckinG goiNG CrAZZiYyY

  • Lead me to the building, fuck you

  • johnny hammersticks hammerin away ova dere

  • fucking going crazzyyy!

  • SEAHORSES FOREVER

  • if I ever herd anything thats tripping on acid that is acid cause thats shit ive said before

  • of course hes going to deny being fucked up, you guys are dumb

  • I dunno. I've seen other clips of dan and he seems like someone who wouldn't be afraid to admit it if he did acid, given all the other craziness he's into.

  • lmao

  • drinkin out of cups bein a bitch!!

    luv it!

  • Not now not ever!!!

  • nopewho's chair is that? who brought that chair here? thats not my chair... not my chair not my problem thats what i say

  • Acid, Closet... where did you guys get that info?

  • from what i've heard...this is just a recording of some guy sitting in a closet on acid

  • "Not once, not never!"

  • Mr Walkway Mr walk down me Im the walkway lead me to the building fuck you!

  • Not my chair, not my problem....Im in love with the seahorses!!

  • Kid in tha background going caaarazzaaayyyy

  • Not everyone has the time to find out every fucking story like you, who gives a shit. "Dumbassess" coming from the kid with the shitty name. Eat a dick.

  • @kryptonsucks its posted everywhere, i figure everyone should know that.

  • @kryptonsucks .....shut the fuck up...you have no sense of humor

  • fuck you

  • seahorses forever

  • Sometimes i pry on them got like a stylaist

  • He had to be tripping, like someone said earlier.... he was speaking in tongues

  • Get real I love seahorses i love fucking seahorses

  • I love Seahorses

  • What's great is that these guys are the exact kind of guys he was riffing on and they don't even know it

  • the fuck u talkin about hes talking about indians and treemeisters

  • get real mr walk way

  • No way, Johnny havasticks..

  • why can't you assholes just let everyone enjoy this video? goddamn. just quit with all this "he wasn't on acid" crap and let people laugh.

  • not my chair not my problem, thats what i say.

  • This guy wasn't on acid, he was doing an impersonation of a typical Long Islander while flipping through the TV channels. Look it up if you don't believe me.

  • Can you send me the link so i can see if your right? Cuz i wanna know now lol. :p

  • Sure, check your inbox

  • sucking and going for jokes??? kinda like the two of you?? lame ...

  • actually, he's at the beach commenting on everything he sees. he's definitely on drugs. but he's not hallucinating. listen to the dialogue and think about it. it kind of makes sense. he just sounds stupid saying it. the walk way, the seahorses and seashells, the lighthouse, the balloons, the chairs, the knots, etc. and I know I'm right. my friend knows someone who went to college with the guy.

  • if he is at the beach... why is the audio sounds like he's indoors

  • Faggot indian in the teepee. Captain knots.

  • Pretty sure Dan Deacon wasn't on acid. In any event, this is just an audio track that Liam Lynch put a video to. The track is off of Deacon's album Meetle Mice, which is an album composed of polyphonic synth sounds, and random bits of other things

  • There is no way this guy was sober in front of a TV. NO WAY. You dont make up words and speak in tongues like that unless you're trippin hard.

  • i don't think any of you actually KNOW the real story behind this.

  • okay whats the actual story

  • show me where in my comment i said that i know the real story.

  • according to dan he was takin cough syrup to sleep and he didnt sleep he juss started hallucinating and rambling w/ a long island accent

  • Dan's Story is he was sober I call bullshit. the end

  • @silentbob8201 that's the point i was making. i wasn't trying to say he was tripping out on cough medicine, because i watched the interview and i know he wasn't fucked up when he recorded that shit. thanks for wasting your time coming at me, it does a lot of good because i agree with you that he was sober.

  • Hahah!.....inspiring people all over the nation to drop acid!

  • Still only .01% of the American population does this.

  • so i heard that the story was he was bored and muted the tv and rambled about what he saw. i dont know what to beleive tho.

  • So basically this guy was tripping on LCD, locked himself in a closet and his friends slipped an audiorecorder under the door and this is what they recorded. Then they made this video haha

  • LSD you mean? lol

  • its lsd yu faggit indian in the teppe lmfaooo jk

  • @that856kid you are correctooo.

  • king of the trees...bossn over......bein a bitch...

  • bossa nova

  • He's not on acid. He's got the TV on mute and he's doing voices for all the stuff he sees.

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  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @Akwardnight you're lame and very boring.

  • he's not tripping nor in a closet

  • @alex421 too bad he is both

  • WHOS CHAIR IS THAT????

  • not my chair

  • not my problem

  • is that jim norton near the end?? i dunno..not once not NEVA.haha

  • I'm trying to figure out why you all care so much... It's a funny ass video, why don't we leave it at that... and shut the fuck up. Nyquil, Acid, who gives a shit?

  • because nyquil doesnt make you trip.

  • I'm tryin to figure out why everybody is still saying it was acid, when all you have to do is watch the interview on YouTube with dan deacon, coming from his OWN mouth he says he was not on acid he was taking niquil and watching tv with the volume down, he wast on niquil thinking these things up he was talking about what he was seeing on tv. People shouldn't talk if they don't know what really happend

  • I cant find that interview

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  • he was not on acid or anything. It was all stream of conciousness stuff.

  • those too things aren't mutually exclusive....

  • wrong

  • you dont have to be on acid to say crazy stuff.

  • dan wasnt trippin, he was bored and sick... look up the interview