Bill Maher : The Decider - "Let's Say We Did" (HBO)

[postalmeter]

Or Bill Maher has a dick that's so small it couldn't break a wet tissue let alone a condom.

[vonKressenstein]

It's long long been known that religious chicks are bigger freaks in the sack....

The only problem with many of them is that they hate to "plan it" so they never use birth control, and when they do it, they don't care if they get pregnant (and then they want to keep their mistake).

The pregnany rate for the "christian" abstainer (lol) girls is far far higher than the general population.

[Cioppa182]

according to this video, Maher lost his virginity when he was 17

[Catcherintherye11111]

a girl can easily have an orgasm if you're fucking her doggystyle in the pussy..........THE MORE YOU KNOW!

[BigMikeMcBastard]

@Catcherintherye11111 There is no such thing as "a girl". Some will and some won't, there's no catch-all rule for women and orgasms. Some won't ever have an orgasm from vaginal penetration and you'll have to actually work on the clitoris to get her there.

[postalmeter]

@BigMikeMcBastard

Some women are just stubborn mules when it comes to it, their sex drive varies a lot more than a man's-- that's so men will give them shit in order to have sex, since if women were equally horny then they'd do it for free.

So yeah duh they need more stimulation on average, especially before they get hornier when they're old and masculine-looking after they hit 30.

[BigMikeMcBastard]

@postalmeter I wasn't talking about averages, I was talking about the fact that some women just will not get off on straight vaginal intercourse, period, and you'll have to stimulate the clit to get her there.

Also, laffo at the idea of women getting "old and masculine-looking" after they hit 30. Natalie Portman is 30. Angelina Jolie is 36. Hell, Demi Moore is nearly 50 and she's still a fox. As a 31 year old you seriously have to reevaluate your attitude regarding women your age, I think.

[postalmeter]

@BigMikeMcBastard

Are you NUCKING FUTZ?

Screen-actresses, especially the top ones, are in the bottom % of body-mass index to begin with; and after that, they get more plastic surgery than a fucking MANAKIN, whether they admit it or not.

I think you need to get a CLUE.

It's a biological FACT that a woman's testosterone-level rises after age 30, and that controls not only the sex-drive but masculinity overall; so while they reach their sexual peak at 40, NOBODY CARES!!!

[zofspade]

@postalmeter ...Or women are much more repressed than men...

[kesterling2003]

even funnier when you consider this is a conservative making fun of the dolts.

a conservative that makes sense and the world didn't implode, who'd a thunk it?

Hey, I'm going to have to rethink this abstinence thing. It sure sounds like a great idea when Bill explains it. I'm all for oral and anal sex and think it's a great idea!

[seanyk111]

luckiest fucker ever.... 4th time for me....

[succmgmt]

His condoms never brake, because they're very loose fitting on him.

[BANBANBANBANful]

Eliminate The Abstinence Program.

[boomtao]

Well, mom, are you happy now?

[Wickerbasket]

*fist pump* anal.

[martinstatic]

He loves anal? Or oral?

[MrBaniboy]

i love this, i love this

[Slugg329]

Bill Maher needs to come to Chicago

[IssenKai]

anal...wut!!! abstinence clubs rules!!!!

[Heyitsjuliebean]

HBO you are awesome! You always put the best comedians on. Bill Maher, George Carlin, Will Ferrell..and so on..I have always bought cable for HBO! Thanks for posting...

[mtanti87]

So how much more likely are they to do ass to mouth?

[1337CMan]

@mtanti87 You never go ass to mouth!

[reddresshappy]

yuuuup true true.....tax dollers going to tell teens about what to do with THIER sex life..good luck trying to control ones SEX LIFE

[swishinyourwalk]

good thing he has a huge cock to make up for his teeny brain

[BlexxiBlade]

not funny.

[tonybeir]

bill dresses better than me... im 22

[jfuya2000]

the toaster!!! LOLZ!!!

[ErikJoeNoise02]

he´s bono vox when older

[fububalla]

Wow, I gotta start dating chicks that abstain!

[RandomTask90710]

lol

[fredflintstonewannab]

lol!

[fibbsabaddy]

here here

[chertzle]

@fububalla sluts are more fun

[RoyalRamirez]

@fububalla Emphasis on the "STAIN" Giggity!

[Arkansas2554]

i cant watch this video

funny video lets chat f5

[InuyashaCurrahee]

Bill Maher - "The idiot inside me"

[GuerrillaAtheism]

Check out Penn & Teller's episode of Bullshit on Abstinence.

[guitah4lif]

haha this is great!

[cadejigs123]

Lol Pump me

[herodotus53]

like the piston on an iron train!

[withoutthee88]

This shit is funny as fuck

[Link3106]

I love Bill Maher!