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  • Oh Alex.......LOL you are sooooo bad!!

  • Duchess of horse stall!

  • If the moron Tampax charles didn't have the intelligence to use a secure line, to transmit that filth to his disgusting whore, just who does he think he is, demanding that people respect him and the detritus that he eventually dredged up from the depths of a gutter, to 'marry'. The imbecile undid all of the good that was done and the hard work that his grandfather, grandmother and then his mother did in rehabilitating a monarchy that was as close to extinction as it was in the days of Cromwell.

  • That was great!

  • absolutley brilliant comedy, alex ,hahahah!

  • hahahaha @1:50-3:05-end... QE2 in the pants... LOLOLOLOL ... ROCKAFELLA! Hahahaha

  • Btw I found this very funny... Wanker

  • @Richreeve75 I agree. I can't think of any country with a wider range of accents than England. There's only a select few who speak in this accent. In fact there's such a range that it's even possible to pinpoint the exact town someone lives. By this i mean that towns close to each other will pssess slightly different accents. Amazing...

  • Remembrance Day 1975

  • one thing that really bothers me about this guy is his voice and way of talking... his "b"s and his "p" sounds are very mouth-rolling or spitty? idk how to describe lol, and he just sounds fat, and like swine. but other than that idk.. im not sure if this guy is christian so idk :p

  • @nem700

    Hey, don't knock the English accent.

    The Royal's accent is NOTHING like most brits although I guess most people don't realise this because a lot of our newsreaders speak in the same uptight, through the nose way. These are just posh twats who must be seen to be speaking correctly at all times. lol

  • that is a spot on english accent

  • My Country is full of gullible twats! They don't know the truth if it came up hit them in the face! I've lost complete respect for these people!

  • My Country is full of gullible twats!

  • And people follow this kook , as if he has the "" real"" facts ???

    hahahahaha nutjobs

  • comeinandparkyourballs

  • Pretty much everything Mr Jones has to say makes me laugh, this no more than the rest.

  • This is as funny as hell. But at the same time Alex is dead right 99% of the time.

  • we awaken!

  • hahaha, "camilla parker balls" lol

  • Alex, you're pathetic.

  • @RockTo11 dont you got some boots to lick boy., i suggest u get to it

  • alex, alex, alex.....your rants are entertaining but you should really get your facts straight before you start embarrassing yourself....the queen had nothing to do with "dissolving" parliament in Canada a few years back.....the Prime Minister asked the GG to prorogue parliament to avoid a non-confidence motion by the opposition parties....the queen herself had nothing to do with it....

  • ahHAhAhHA

  • Alex, you are something else! You look just like Camilla and Charles! Hilarious!!!!!

  • I used to watch and respect what Jones had to say. However, realizing what a lackey to Israel he is, and watching this video's (beyond) immature behavior, I am done watching him. This is unfortunate since he has intelligent things to say at times. I guess that is what an over-inflated sense of one's self can do. ...

  • @sonlover62 I dont belive you are devoid of slack human nature, acting a little immature sometimes, and just making the odd mistake, but you expect a man behind a screen to be faultless.

    Does that not make his clearer about the controlled? If it isnt pre-packed like your pesticide ridden computer sorted apples, or your news reader on the news, you dont want to know.

    Sad.

    Alex Jones is ORGANIC!

  • @jaylc005 well said

  • Lmaooooo When Alex says "Attack them! Royal Guards!" Lmaooo I couldn't stop lol

  • Annoying and crass american,Makes me want to be a royalist.

  • @England5is5the5best

    They go and be one :)

    all the best to you :)

  • @jaylc005 Learn English instead of sucking american cock.

  • @jaylc005

    look man, no offence ment but i'll asume your probably a yank, so not understanding what i mean buy right wing religious loonatic is understandable, and im never gonna be able to explain it too ya for many reasons...mabe like most god fearing yanks you might wanna kill me. as for being asleep well i've been well aware of the stich up thats been going on for a very long time, and i agree with your mate alex in princaple

    merry christmas and stay cool

  • @loaf1767 Well then let this be a lesson :) assumptions are usually wrong, so stop making them, consider fact only if available and not presumption, its dangerous, and plain stupid.

    I suppose you still think US brits dont fluoridate the water?

    I suppose you think you have to pay the debt collectors ;)

    He isnt a right wing religious loonatic in my opinion, and your opinion seems to be very limited to me.

    Peace and merry christmas too! no beef, thanks for being human :)

  • ALEX IS A KNOBHEAD

  • This is funny. Alex's rants are always funny, but more importantly it shows how the royals are in a funny way.

    Fuck the royal family...bunch of glorified welfare recipients!

  • Haha fuck the royals.. scum.

  • this guy is an arsenugget. not sure what a looantic is though

  • I'd rather listen to KRS-ONE this.....

  • alex jones is a right wing religious looantic, however....has anyone ever noticed how camila always seems to look like she wants to be sick when shes around common folk...!

  • @loaf1767

    Lol.. no hes not haha.. so wrong. whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    but yeah, she does! strange.. if you watched what alex says about these people, both here and there, you understand he is right, and there are reasons why they feel sick around us, they know the shit we eat, the filth and germs we breath and they sinister experiements placed on us..

    But hey, alex is a lunatic right :)

    wake up. or go back to sleep, but no one will drag you along, cant make an inanimate object walk!

  • What a moron. the parody by thejuicemedia is nothing compared to this babble.

  • Prince Charlse showed no fear whatever. He could have gotten out of that car and walked through the crowd. He even had his window partly down, about 1/4 down.

    As much as you want to think what you want, Charles did not flinch, and wouldnt. It was his girl he was woried about.

  • @KombiPode

    SHIT, we have retards here aswell! The american dictatorship really has arrived!

    lol ;)

    save your words, you will perish, I only feel sorry for you.

  • ROFL at alex almost turning into bill cosby

  • HAHAHAHA!...Brilliant:P

  • ALEX JONES ALEX JONES ALEX JONES ALEX JONES

  • yes people believe alex jones and prison planet and infowars if theres a conspiracy theory on the internet it must be true

  • I smell fear, I don't think the elites are entirely thrilled with this cause. Ask me if a give a flying. Y'all scared for a reason too.

  • The Duchess of HORSE STALL.....QUEEN OF TARTS! Camilla is a whore and there is no place for royalty in todays society.

    Theya re a burden to society and are just glorified welfare recipients!

  • even Canadians think that they are just for show (THE ROYALS)

    They did shut down our government last year

  • Umm. Actually the queen didn't 'use' the governor general to 'shut down Canadian parliament because they didn't do what she wanted. Stephen Harper was about to lose a confidence vote in parliament. Which means Canada would have had an election. Stephen Harper chose to prorogue parliament instead of allowing an election since likely he would have lost his minority government. The governor general pretty much had to allow it. I still want to get rid of the monarchy, though.

  • @Alyks1 Harper had to ask the the Government General for his request, she could of refused it.

  • @freedom44ify Even so, what Alex said wasn't accurate. He made it sound like the queen stepped in and shut down the Canadian government because they weren't 'doing what she wanted'

  • @Alyks1 Ya your right, Alex does seem to stretch the truth. He always makes us Canadians look sooo venerable, and he thinks were all dumb down.

  • @freedom44ify

    you are not dumbed down AS MUCH..

    what happened to you ruthlessly sending marc emery too the dogs?

    I dont even smoke the shit, but that was wrong what you guys did, what happened to your sovereignty?!

  • @jaylc005 Hello.... I have no clue about what your talking about. Lol...

  • i dont care if what hes saying makes any sense or not its funny as hell XD

  • Funny. But sad too.

  • This is what people in the states should be doing to Wall St. and K. Street

    rattle that fuckin' cage

  • What a rambling idiot

  • @jhorsman2  eat shit and die!

  • @richkid89 @JimmyLeeXVL evidently this moron's viewers are as intelligent and well reasoned as he is

  • @jhorsman2 You fail at being informed of the truth.

  • Australia had the brains to drop the queen as a national figurehead. All anyone has to do is look at the money of their country to know whose debt they are carrying. In Canada here, we are only a couple of steps behind the British with the police state they are enduring now. Only a matter of time, class war anyone? Good impressions Alex, don't apologize.

  • Alex is on top of his game. "The Royals" as they are known, are exempt from taxes.Pure Bullshit. I'm Canadian, we need to end our involvement with the Queen Hag.

  • @dudefromtherock - you need to end your involvement with stupidity....

  • @fowzie777 Oh you have that all down pat, no worries now go lick Alex's balls lackey.

  • @fowzie777 in that case I will not converse with you...

  • This is fucking hilarious

  • I love the way he curls his upper lip when he says the word "prince."

  • Studying should be for free!!! Cameron and his gimp Nick Cleeg are liars!!!!

  • this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while... AJ is the coolest person alive

  • I salute the 30,000 student protesters that were rushing parliament that day!!

  • Above all it just royally sucks that.......................hes right . They really are that bad or worse.

  • Nice one Alex. That really cracked me up.

  • LMAO i am cracking up

  • This was classic!! the only thing Alex left out was a reference to the "Groom of the Stool". Don't think such thing exists? Research it!! Alex calls it spot-on, as most issues.

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  • LOL

  • Watch Disinfowars on youtube and learn... This guys a puppet of the illuminati... True people that stood up against the illuminati and were an actual threat, were killed or set up for false crimes. You really thing that the "Super Powerfull Illuminati dont have the power to take this guy out? They do but they dont want to because people like alex jones and david icke are doing exactly what they want them to.

  • LMFAO!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

  • Alex Jones tells you all about the how, discover the missing component, the who.

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  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOO

    ALEX JONES IS TOO FUNNY AND YET HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH!

  • What a fucking liar!!!!!! The Queen of England doesn't have the power to shut down Canada's Parliament..... That fat slob is pissed-off at Canadian customs for holding him for 36 hours at the border.....he was coming over to cause troubles and protest in our country...... stay on your side of the border you fat redneck SLOB!!!! Only kool aid drinkers believe his shit

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  • @freedom44ify - your comment is removed???? bahahaha......... the Queen and the Governor-General are only figurehead symbols in Canada..... neither can ''remove'' the government for whatever reason.you're a Canadian??? Then you had better brush-up on your History....... and next time you e-mail me..don't remove your comment from here.I want people to see how stupid you are.....

  • @jordache2006 Hello!!! Go brush up on your Canadian history. The Governor General can stop parliament from sitting and did when Harper close down parliament... he had to ask the Queen. Go get stuffed I can't believe your a Canadian. All you know how to do is insult people, you make me sick.

  • @freedom44ify - Harper willingly closed the Parliament...... and the Queen CANNOT dismiss a government....... neither can the Governor-General.they are figureheads only....... they have no political power at all..... keep drinking Alex Jones' kool-aid......

  • @jordache2006 Governor General, who represents the Queen as head of state, granted the unusual request to suspend parliament in Dec of 2008. Had she refused, harper would have to choices: step down or face a no - confidence vote. Go Google it for your self.

  • @freedom44ify - oh fuck-off already.......

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  • @jordache2006 - actually the queen, through the GG, CAN dismiss a government. it would be the last thing that they did as the very next government would push for a constitutional change that would eliminate the queen...but...constitutionally the queen has the authority to do it...

  • its like king richard from disneys robin hood!

  • Haha alex jones is brilliant, im from england fella and i love you, you've been fighting for years, much respect.

  • Americans’ worried about longevity in protecting our Constitutional Republic & Bill of Rights, that we fort & died for kicking Brits out. Whereas, others are envy, whom been railroaded by their own govt. America is the last stronghold on world stage, as True Democracy of its “People” Information a menace and truth the enemy, e.g. George Soros, guy who broke bank of England who’s appalled & exposed by Integrity of non-journalists. Listen to Glenn Beck

    radiotimeDOTcom/station/s_2178­0/WOR_710.aspx

  • Jones is a paranoid fool. It's not just as simple as 'it all goes to the bankers'. We wouldn't have such an advanced society if it wasn't for the banking system. Remember only so much gold can be mined.

  • If you want to learn something from a proper journalist who has integrity and courage then watch this

    watch?v=_zPOg__fyQg

    Alex Jones and his ilk with their bullshit just distract from the real evils in this world, making it even easier for governments and corporations to get away with murder

  • If this took place in the Bronx, in no doubt, their heads would have been off, and placed as hood ornaments with plenty of gun fire. The Brits are all unarmed with all bark and no bite...This video goes to shows that the Brits have no balls and that's why they are "Subjects" and do what they're told, just sheepole...Now let me finish cleaning my firearms so I can take my 10 yr. old daughter shooting. Tally-ho...

  • Prince of Puke  LMAO

  • We're missing the point here folks, banter is fine but, that car could have taken other easier routes to the Royal Variety Show, but they went down that route intentionally... why?... they knew the car would get attacked. I think this "rioting" is good for the royals business, keeps everyones eyes glued to the one hand while the other is doing... what?, thats the question, what are we not seeing here?

  • @SensibleStan Bang on Stan. Some bad shit is going on while we waste time worrying about engineered propaganda and arguing with debunkers- who ARE these people, and WHY?!?!?

  • when i first heard this i nearly wet myself

  • Cheer up Prince Charles! They only vandalised your car with a bit of white paint.

    It's not like they deliberately chased your car into a tunnel during the night and murdered you.

  • @leevi1234

    Nice, Well Said..The Brits’ are still in denial via their propagandized media that it was the paparazzi via accidental vehicular homicide that killed her, and not a Sanctioned Hit to avert liability… The Brit’s are so gullible; maybe from drinking to much tea…maybe they should switch to coffee…

  • 1:52 He sounds like my theology teacher from highschool.

  • This vid obviously supports terrorism...

  • @blackdigr lmfao.. naahh he doesnt support terrorism your government does

  • @blackdigr Video clearly depicts public sentiment of co-dependent populace who always received a free/subsidized ride. These people are going through withdrawals, similar as an alcoholic without booze; their (welfare) system has crashed. Soon in USA, when our system crashes you will first experience rioting from the disenfranchised & codependent, known in burning down their neighborhoods, i.e., South Bronx & LA in late 70’s early 80’s, Lock & Load, uncertainty may come to your neighborhood too.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that is classic alex jones. so they triple tuition for school and expect everyone to just remain calm? riiiiiight.........the only thing i don't agree with was the people throwing things at the car. vandalism is uncalled for imho. prince charles did look like a big fat **insert alternate name for a cat here.**

  • " the duchess of filth" LMAO

  • ROFL! He's always at his funniest when imitating the Royals. Everyone should see his broadcast about the "Groom of the Stool." Just hilarious.

  • he rarely has any fun, let the man unwind by taking the piss out of the royals

  • the problem is your manner alex .

    we know you have passion .

    but the way you act sir, i would smack my sons ass if he acted like that.

    i'd say you overplay the mocking to the extent it puts most people off listening to your messages

  • @weadone

    I think, given the dire circumstances free humanity is in, you need to lighten up a little. If my son acted similarly, I would laugh, pat him on the head and tell him to settle down, and laugh some more.

  • @babarishka if the man wants people to listen he should be more aware of his actions .

    and how he comes across .

    you can put your point across without the name calling and mocking .

    yes he does need to have a laugh. the things he.s put through, many would of gave up years ago.

    but all i said was if he wants to get the attention off the masses then act more dignifyed.

  • I am not defending HRH (by no means) but "his women" comments says alot about who is posting them! As in they have the same values as those they seem to attack!

  • ok, Alex Jones HAS to take his "british royal elitist" schtick out on the road.

    holy shiz, this gets funnier every time i watch it

  • @smp156 The Duchess of detritus

  • Favorited because of absolute hilarity. That Prince and his woman are textbook sissy royalty. Where are the princes who ride into battle gallantly? Only in fairytales?

  • The dutchess of garbage. made me laugh alex

  • Good impressions keep up the good work ole boy.

  • well that was a stretch!

    lol

  • Charlie boy is so mixed up,he's really not that bright:-I have said good morning to his mum and dad and with a father like that I'm not surprised he's so mixed up!!

  • As an aside:- if prince Charles is against these wars why is he so chuffed that HARRY calls in airstrikes on the afganistan population?

    He's also against the distruction of the rain forrests but at the same time is the champion of corparations that are distroying them! Errrr go figure!!

  • A wee thing is being missed on the parliment v monarch debate and that is:- when the land was taken from the people what was formed was a so called, "working class" which has been projected as a good thing but the question that is worth arsking is :- working for who? This happened with the coming of the textile mills in northan England and spread like wild fire!:/ this also links to the expansion of the tax system and with it imprisionment!

  • @anthonybarrett79 why do you support terrorism???

  • Love it when Alex immitates the English elite!

  • Oh and the three senior Uk police officers who killed "themselves" WITHIN THE SPACE OF 72 HOURS!(in may 2008) Ummm and one of those was atached to "protect" the dutchess of Cornwall !

  • Just a little aside:- the people in the UK did not revolt when "thier princess" (lady di) met with a little accident in a Paris tunnel, whilst been driven by a paid up member of the British int services ummm and of cause there's the case of the White fiat car witness who "aparently" shot "himself" in the head, TWICE yes twice! "Woops didn't get it quite right let's try again"!

  • To@LOTS OF NUMBERS

    The queen can take "advice" from the PM but are you aware that it's still LAW in the UK that the head of state (QE2) can have the PM exicuted! ummm i reconize this law goes back a bit and the "people" might feel a little upset if "thier" PM had their head cut (may be not if it was david perhaps) but the balance of power "may" not be with the one who's "giving the addvice"!

  • 94 palaces lmao

  • Freakin hilarious...and true too

  • On an aside:- it has been reported in the uk that the crown(royal family) will be taking a very healthy cut from the off shore wind farms:- as they are being built on "crown land" (to the tune of $50m+)!

    ummmm I'm not sure why the tax payer is needed to fund this frightened mafia anymore?!'

  • That'll be "Cornwall" alex was looking for and she doesn't own the place even though she might think she does!

    Err as for femininity being a weak thing:- I would like to remind alex that it's the lopsided male behaviour that has got us into this shit. No, what he is trying to describe is FEAR raw FEAR and by he'll they've got good reason to feel it!

  • LOL. Alex Jones should have been a comedian, not a commentator.

  • It's fun laughing at the royals methinks

  • haha...Alex you need to lay off the pot...too funny!!...haha

  • @ReinaValera1865 He doesn't smoke drugs...

  • love it!!!!!!!!

  • Nicely done Alex

  • That was entertaining. Need to mix truth and comedy to have a little fun sometimes.

    George Carlin was a master at it!

  • 2:08 Lol what the hell is he talking about with the mumbling....love that

  • LMAO! GO ALEX!

  • Way to discredit yourself Alex. Keep it up.

  • @OurBackToTheDark What Media is not discredited? all media is entertainment. Even the stiff puppets like anderson cooper, olbermann, etc. you like fake bullshit BBC and NPR zombie goverment zionist news? Royals are miserable. Alex was accurate and funny.

  • @vikingluv7 You are clearly a moron.

  • @OurBackToTheDark way to discredit himself exposing self appointed royalty who've stolen all your money, land, statutes, rights and water. Yeah Alex way to speak up for our water. the sheeple dont want fresh water. Fucking nut job

  • @SherrieLeaLaird Obviously I am not concerned that he has chosen to "expose" royalty. I take issue with the ad hominem style that also makes him look like a clown and someone who is not to be taken seriously. Will you grow a brain.

  • @OurBackToTheDark ' Not concerned about exposing royalty" 'take issue"

    'ad hominem" 'look LIKE a clown" who is this the F*cking queen herself. Um buddy boy...welcome to the truth even if it's in a rough and tumble TEXAN....too bad. Uppity

  • @SherrieLeaLaird It may well be true, the Royals are a bunch of snotty, bumbling throwbacks, but that does not justify it's stupidity. Likewise, if someone was to mock Alex's voice or style of speech to discredit him, it would be equally redundant.

    It seems as if you were mocking my explanation in those quotations. You are obviously a fan of attacking speech and sentence structure, though I may have misunderstood.

  • @OurBackToTheDark I am not mocking you. I am quoting you. So you can see. We are fed up with self appointed royals. Based on what they do to us...us impersonating their voices is the least of their worries. Stolen water.

  • Alex Jones should consider comedy, or voice acting!!!!!!

  • charles's marriage to camilla is proof that he likes men

  • terrible

  • @thatBirdiegirl ::...it is strange...isn't it ;)

  • LOL!

  • Got a little carried away with that impression, huh?

  • Charles once said 'I wish I could be your tampon" to Camel a....looks like he's ready to hide up her and looks like she's about to drop her tampons on her lap. Nothing could be sweeter than watching self appointed royalty faced with their slaves despisement. They are so out of it they think they are loved and admired...Stealing all the water is something they BRAG about. They think we applaud them in shock and awe.

  • i ask myself how could it be that members of the Royal Family can cross a anounced demonstration, needed no Scotland Yard nor CIA to be informed....in times of facebook and twitter everybody could get that information ? ...that would lead to the question if this wasn't all "staging"....? I believe nothing ...but if i would, i would consider no more less as a fake ....as well as the Wiki-Leaks.Story sounds to me like that kind... of "Satires' from Ephraim Kishon " ;)

  • @031doolittle

    "the Wiki-leaks" lolWUT?

    You provide no back up for that claim apart from the fact that you think it might not be true.

    Wikileaks is an amazing organisastion.