@ANTIMONcom and @ComradeNikolay incest and voyeurism too! jesus IS god, and so is the holy ghost. (whatever that is, a burning bush, a dove, a lion, a sack of shit, etc). god is raping a teenage virgin, jesus is having sex with his mom, and i don't wanna know what the holy ghost was up to.
@emailtheoldies sory, but i has to correct you. it is common believe that vergine Marie and the other Marie are two different women. at least in Norway.
@HelFKiernan thats what i said all they have is "god cant help it he needed to make a tree and tell adam and eve not to eat from it" sounds like a start of a evil plan to me lol
@a084123 It's a mutual relationship held together by love. In loving him, he gets glory. And with him loving us, we get the greatest gift imaginable. He may be greedy, but for the cause to share his love.
@ezrahite117 shut the hell up, just for reading those comments I'm gonna go have kinky sex with my boyfriend while cursing gods name and sacrificing a virgin to the devil.
@ezrahite117 Yeah, I can see God being really pissed off at us. Using the brain he gave us to reason, think for ourselves, and come to conclusions based on fact rather than myth. Thank the Lord he doesn't exist!
@GileadKid Yeah, I guess you'd be right if 0+0 = something. Great fact you got there. God bless you.
May the Lord bless you and keep you: May the Lord make His face shine upon you, and be gracious unto you: May the Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.
@ezrahite117 False logic. And typical christian response - I can't answer with logic and reason so will pretend I take the moral high ground by praying for the guy with whom I can't argue.
Why don't you read Numbers 31 and come back to us about god's "blessings and countenance and graciousness", and how loving and merciful he is. You see, unlike most christians, I've actually read the bible, and not just the passages a preacher has told me to read.
@GileadKid But how is 0+0= something logical in the first place? Anyway, my point with the "God bless you" and other blessing was not to annoy you, but to show you I care for you, that I'm not trying to instigate you, but just trying to put things in another light. And with the Numbers 31 verse, if you look at previous chapters before it and after it, you can see that God punished both Israel and Midian for "doing what was evil in the sight of the Lord"(idol worship, seduction). Would you punish
@ezrahite117 Since you are an early teenager, I'll go easy on you. To use your own example, let's talk about hell. Now if you have an unruly child, would you discipline them by showing them the error of their ways, tempering the punishment to fit the crime, and after the punishment tell the child that you love them and let's get on with life? OR would you lock them in the basement for them to be tortured for the rest of their lives? Because that's Hell.
@GileadKid That's very true, it would seem unfair. The punishment does fit the crime. But let's go back to the beginning of time, as I and other Christians know it to be. God gave us everything we could possibly need, but gave us one restriction: not to eat from the tree of the knowledge good and evil. He obviously would have done this for a purpose: so that man would not know of evil and be able to sin, punishable with death and separation from Him.
@ezrahite117 lol you got one part wrong why would he put a forbidden tree there in the first place i mean he could have made anything else that was not forbidden.so that would mean god had sin planed from the get go .if one person in a race did something bad to you do you take it out on all of them.hey so if god with his wisdom had started to think that maybe if i put a forbidden tree down there they wouldnt eat it .even if adam and eve did do it why didnt god forgive them and take the sin away
@ezrahite117 and funny how you say its not gods choice lol so he didnt create hell then.you saying he had no such will to make a sinful tree .so is someone controlling your god then.that would make more sense someone or something made god make a sinful tree and told him to put it where adam and eve can touch it.what does not make sense is making that sinful tree in the name of love knowing what was going to happen and dont say he was testing them rememder hes all KNOWING.:D
@a084123 No, I didn't say he it wasn't God's choice to create hell, I said it's not his choice to put us there; by either denying or accepting him, we choose for ourselves. God has given us free will, to do as we please. If he had not put the tree there, man would not be given the choice everyone faces: to obey or disobey Him. We, as man, chose to disobey and eat the fruit of the tree (which was not necessarily sinful) and thus suffered the consequences. In the epic poem Paradise Lost,
@ezrahite117 ok then when did adam and eve have sin then if the forbidden tree is not sinful then eating it dont make you sinful and also god already had angles that loved him why he got to have more thats greed dude
@a084123 They had sin because they disobeyed God. In disobeying God, they committed sin. That doesn't mean that the tree was evil, but the act of eating the forbidden fruit was. I've heard before that the Trinity is in a sense "a dance of love" and that God, in creating us, let us join the dance. Sounds weird to me. However, you are right in saying that God is selfish. He is very, VERY selfish. But he is perfect. That want to have love was not a selfish act, because he loves us in return, no
@a084123 matter what we do or is we curse his name, he loves us with an unconditional love, shown by his Son on the cross. He didn't have to do that; but he did. The definition for selfish in the Merriam Webster dictionary is "concerned excessively or exclusively with oneself : seeking or concentrating on one's own advantage, pleasure, or well-being without regard for others". The point here is that he did have regard for others (man) and wanted to share his love with man, while gaining glory.
@a084123 Also, the definition of greed in the same dictionary is "a selfish and excessive desire for more of something than is needed". Again, there is a problem if we are to call God greedy through this definition. The definition says that it is a desire for more than is needed. But God doesn't need anything, he is self-sufficient. That may seem against my own point, but think about this: What if God's intention for creating us was no more than to share the love, and to gain glory.
@a084123 John Milton illustrates man's free will and decision in this manner: "Sufficient to have stood, though free to fall." You see, without the tree there, we would have been puppets, completely controlled by God. He gave man the ability to make its own decisions, and gave us a second chance, through the blood of Jesus Christ
@ezrahite117 lol a second chance dont make me laugh he could have stop it along time ago if he wanted love no matter what he would just count on his angles not make a evil plan .If you still dont get it heres this when your all loving you dont think about more or do that person love me or not you accept them no matter what they do.His not a little kid got slap and wants the other to forgive him.Remember he has wisdom
@GileadKid Man disobeyed him, however, and ate the fruit of that tree. That may seem to be a petty crime, not deserving such a harsh punishment, but if you really think about it, it is just. That fruit completely destroyed man’s perfection, making what used to be beautiful creation intended to spend forever with God hideous and mortal, not the intention of what God designed us to be. Just one bite and our perfection was stripped away.
@GileadKid Man was cast out of the garden, and continued to go on living while life was not at all how it used to be. Some people eventually rejected God, and as the population grew, different peoples emerged (e.g. the Israelites). Throughout the Old Testament, God required burnt offerings of innocent lambs or goats to account for the sins committed by the Israelites. This innocence was satisfactory, but did not fully account for the sins permanently, just temporarily.
@GileadKid . But when we get to the New Testament, we see another lamb slaughtered. Innocent, blameless, faultless, and a MAN. The Word in flesh, the one to come, the Messiah. With his death, the crime committed was undone, and the grave was overcome. Jesus was and is a life raft. Everyone who believes and follows him is aboard that raft, but anyone who rejects him is sinking.
@GileadKid The reason I went to such lengths is to show that yes, anyone who has committed sin will spend eternity in hell, but it doesn’t have to be that way. Man cannot blame God for what man itself has done, but only itself. God didn’t want us to eat the fruit, and he doesn’t want us to go to hell, but we did it by our own accord.
@GileadKid In fact, God should be thanked because he sent his Son down to earth to be killed as a sinless man so that the debt could be repaid to death, and in doing so, he gave everyone a chance to partake in the free gift of salvation. Because no sinful person can regain that righteousness, anyone who dies without taking the free gift of salvation will go to hell.
@GileadKid It’s not God’s choice to lock us in the basement and to let us be tortured, it’s ours. I know you may bring up the argument of predestination, but first consider what I have said. If you’ve read this far, I thank you.
@GileadKid your children if they did something wrong, in order for their good in the future? I know I, though still an early teenager, would. If they did something wrong, it is punished justly, though a child's mistake and punishment is on a much smaller scale. Please don't take what I've said in the wrong way and be angered by it, but please consider what I've said, and feel free to spot holes in my arguments, but I don't what this to be an overly-heated discussion in which no one benefits.
I watched DarkMatters thing on the flood. I loved it, because it challenged my views though ultimately made me stronger in my belief in creationism. But after watching this, I can't say I'm feelin' much respect for the person. Mmm, disappointing. :/
@BehindTheVeil333 That's okay. Us logically thinking, reasonable atheists have little respect for the unreasoned and uninformed opinions on christianity by christians, either.
And speaking personally, I have no respect for creationists at all. Tell me; were Adam and Eve white? If so, how can you account for black, red, oriental, etc ethnicities? If their only offspring were Cain and Abel, who did they have sex wit to propagate the human species? Their mother?
John 15: 18-20. Yeah, saw that one coming. God bless you.
May the Lord bless you and keep you: May the Lord make His face shine upon you, and be gracious unto you: May the Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.
Why the need for an Immaculate Conception= The ancients thought the sperm was THE seed. They didn't know of the woman's egg as being the seed and sperm as the fertilizer. They didn't know of 23 chromozones from EACH sex to make a baby. So they thought God's "seed" was God only and not part Mary also. They just thought that the woman was a good place to hatch the man's "Baby-makine seed."
I love this... Ads by Google posted an ad for Erectile Dysfunction (it was misspelled) from some sleaze company... guess they are trying to get god to take Viagra or what ever they are trying to sell
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish? Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.
Watching this makes me realize something. Why is it that God, who is supposed to know EVERYTHING including THE FUTURE would instruct his followers to stone women women who had premarital sex when he KNEW that he would a) impregnate a young virgin making her look like she wasn't a virgin, and then b) have Jesus (aka, himself) tell people NOT to stone others.
LMFAO Religion is so ignorant... But it sure gives us some good laughs. If that's it's only purpose. They should show these cartoons in Sunday School LMFAO!!! =D
@HHH4ify so did you get thumbs up????hahahahaha... you got "reported"...thumbs farkin downnn 2 yur comment cuz this vid is so hilarious that i pissed my pants.
so this means god coveted joseph's wife and that would also mean that god broke one of his own commandments. there's a scripture in the bible that bastards cannot enter the kingdom of god someone pointed ths out to me. and also we are all his children ...well so was mary and he god her pregnant? that's incest.
@mmfhl, I'm not sure if you meant the background, or the old film look. I used a long photo of the desert for the background and scrolled it with the translate layer tool. But if you meant the old film look, that's just a ready made filter in Adobe Premiere.
So Ironic that i "stumble" upon something that is so KOOL and brings such Relief that i'm Furious at myself for not "finding" it sooner ... GREAT STUFF" and much needed .. THANX to Profmth for mentioning you in his "7000" vid and THANX to BionicDance for "leading" to me to him ! ! !
You're assumption is correct, that's how Jeffery started (good little angel). When I started animating Jesus, though, people saw the three together (Father, Son, and Jeffery), and assumed angel baby was the Holy Ghost. I kind of like the idea, sort of like "God's failed conscience". So, yes, maybe Jeffery has evolved into the Holy Ghost.
Respond to this video... hey dark matter u r so sweet to make such a video after a span of 3 months u made me to laugh so much thnks to you i hope to see your next hilarious videos
Awesome. Just awesome. I don't know how it can be flagged unless you don't have a sense of humor....wait, the votebotters and flaggers don't have any of that...
Kato
42lynchmob 3 days ago
hahahaha WTF
trazyliu 6 days ago
Man, the music is hillaruois ... or however that word its written
jolex7 1 week ago
Chasers already did that joke Chaser's War on Everything - 204 - What You Missed On Cable
insidejokesarelame 1 week ago
i told you i told you i told you oooh oooh ooh!!!!! lol
RegineWuzzHere 2 weeks ago
حسبي الله و نعم الوكيل
GO TO HILL BASTEREDS
الله يلعنكم
CompassionateQueen 2 weeks ago
@CompassionateQueen Go to hill? You mean, up there, so we can all be closer to your god? I rather go to the beach then.
Butchersniper 1 week ago
@CompassionateQueen lmao, learn to spell
roflpwned 4 days ago
This video was hilarious! Possibly my favourite DarkMatter2525 video.
31TeV 2 weeks ago
I freakin love Jeffery.
imshanedulong 3 weeks ago
I like the family guy version better
Terzos92 1 month ago
if god made marie pregnand without asking her, is not that rape?
ANTIMONcom 1 month ago 16
@ANTIMONcom Yes, yes it is. And she was a minor.
ComradeNikolay 1 month ago
@ANTIMONcom and @ComradeNikolay incest and voyeurism too! jesus IS god, and so is the holy ghost. (whatever that is, a burning bush, a dove, a lion, a sack of shit, etc). god is raping a teenage virgin, jesus is having sex with his mom, and i don't wanna know what the holy ghost was up to.
emailtheoldies 1 month ago
@emailtheoldies sory, but i has to correct you. it is common believe that vergine Marie and the other Marie are two different women. at least in Norway.
ANTIMONcom 2 weeks ago
@ANTIMONcom Yes. That is rape as she did not consent.
CrystalSnowfire 1 week ago
i agree with jesus at the end..
akayourmommasdaddy 2 months ago
666 likes LMAO
a084123 2 months ago 25
@a084123 DAMN, IM LATE
TSPOWELL89 1 week ago
I guess God forgot that he can created Adam from dirt. He decided to take the get a woman pregnant route.
vmelkon 3 months ago 2
@HelFKiernan thats what i said all they have is "god cant help it he needed to make a tree and tell adam and eve not to eat from it" sounds like a start of a evil plan to me lol
a084123 3 months ago
@a084123 It's a mutual relationship held together by love. In loving him, he gets glory. And with him loving us, we get the greatest gift imaginable. He may be greedy, but for the cause to share his love.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@ezrahite117 sorry but one with wisdom and power dont need love MAN do ;D
a084123 3 months ago
@a084123 Agreed. Because man does get it.
ezrahite117 2 months ago
@ezrahite117 shut the hell up, just for reading those comments I'm gonna go have kinky sex with my boyfriend while cursing gods name and sacrificing a virgin to the devil.
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@PirateDuckyy God bless you!
ezrahite117 2 months ago
Lmao god breaks his own laws he dont need us to do it
a084123 3 months ago
May God have mercy on us all. The comments on this video on show that we need it BADLY. God bless you all!
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@ezrahite117 Yeah, I can see God being really pissed off at us. Using the brain he gave us to reason, think for ourselves, and come to conclusions based on fact rather than myth. Thank the Lord he doesn't exist!
GileadKid 3 months ago
@GileadKid Yeah, I guess you'd be right if 0+0 = something. Great fact you got there. God bless you.
May the Lord bless you and keep you: May the Lord make His face shine upon you, and be gracious unto you: May the Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@ezrahite117 False logic. And typical christian response - I can't answer with logic and reason so will pretend I take the moral high ground by praying for the guy with whom I can't argue.
Why don't you read Numbers 31 and come back to us about god's "blessings and countenance and graciousness", and how loving and merciful he is. You see, unlike most christians, I've actually read the bible, and not just the passages a preacher has told me to read.
GileadKid 3 months ago
@GileadKid But how is 0+0= something logical in the first place? Anyway, my point with the "God bless you" and other blessing was not to annoy you, but to show you I care for you, that I'm not trying to instigate you, but just trying to put things in another light. And with the Numbers 31 verse, if you look at previous chapters before it and after it, you can see that God punished both Israel and Midian for "doing what was evil in the sight of the Lord"(idol worship, seduction). Would you punish
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@ezrahite117 Since you are an early teenager, I'll go easy on you. To use your own example, let's talk about hell. Now if you have an unruly child, would you discipline them by showing them the error of their ways, tempering the punishment to fit the crime, and after the punishment tell the child that you love them and let's get on with life? OR would you lock them in the basement for them to be tortured for the rest of their lives? Because that's Hell.
GileadKid 3 months ago
@GileadKid That's very true, it would seem unfair. The punishment does fit the crime. But let's go back to the beginning of time, as I and other Christians know it to be. God gave us everything we could possibly need, but gave us one restriction: not to eat from the tree of the knowledge good and evil. He obviously would have done this for a purpose: so that man would not know of evil and be able to sin, punishable with death and separation from Him.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@ezrahite117 lol you got one part wrong why would he put a forbidden tree there in the first place i mean he could have made anything else that was not forbidden.so that would mean god had sin planed from the get go .if one person in a race did something bad to you do you take it out on all of them.hey so if god with his wisdom had started to think that maybe if i put a forbidden tree down there they wouldnt eat it .even if adam and eve did do it why didnt god forgive them and take the sin away
a084123 3 months ago
@ezrahite117 and funny how you say its not gods choice lol so he didnt create hell then.you saying he had no such will to make a sinful tree .so is someone controlling your god then.that would make more sense someone or something made god make a sinful tree and told him to put it where adam and eve can touch it.what does not make sense is making that sinful tree in the name of love knowing what was going to happen and dont say he was testing them rememder hes all KNOWING.:D
a084123 3 months ago
@a084123 No, I didn't say he it wasn't God's choice to create hell, I said it's not his choice to put us there; by either denying or accepting him, we choose for ourselves. God has given us free will, to do as we please. If he had not put the tree there, man would not be given the choice everyone faces: to obey or disobey Him. We, as man, chose to disobey and eat the fruit of the tree (which was not necessarily sinful) and thus suffered the consequences. In the epic poem Paradise Lost,
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@ezrahite117 ok then when did adam and eve have sin then if the forbidden tree is not sinful then eating it dont make you sinful and also god already had angles that loved him why he got to have more thats greed dude
a084123 3 months ago
@a084123 They had sin because they disobeyed God. In disobeying God, they committed sin. That doesn't mean that the tree was evil, but the act of eating the forbidden fruit was. I've heard before that the Trinity is in a sense "a dance of love" and that God, in creating us, let us join the dance. Sounds weird to me. However, you are right in saying that God is selfish. He is very, VERY selfish. But he is perfect. That want to have love was not a selfish act, because he loves us in return, no
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@a084123 matter what we do or is we curse his name, he loves us with an unconditional love, shown by his Son on the cross. He didn't have to do that; but he did. The definition for selfish in the Merriam Webster dictionary is "concerned excessively or exclusively with oneself : seeking or concentrating on one's own advantage, pleasure, or well-being without regard for others". The point here is that he did have regard for others (man) and wanted to share his love with man, while gaining glory.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@a084123 Also, the definition of greed in the same dictionary is "a selfish and excessive desire for more of something than is needed". Again, there is a problem if we are to call God greedy through this definition. The definition says that it is a desire for more than is needed. But God doesn't need anything, he is self-sufficient. That may seem against my own point, but think about this: What if God's intention for creating us was no more than to share the love, and to gain glory.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@a084123 John Milton illustrates man's free will and decision in this manner: "Sufficient to have stood, though free to fall." You see, without the tree there, we would have been puppets, completely controlled by God. He gave man the ability to make its own decisions, and gave us a second chance, through the blood of Jesus Christ
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@ezrahite117 lol a second chance dont make me laugh he could have stop it along time ago if he wanted love no matter what he would just count on his angles not make a evil plan .If you still dont get it heres this when your all loving you dont think about more or do that person love me or not you accept them no matter what they do.His not a little kid got slap and wants the other to forgive him.Remember he has wisdom
a084123 3 months ago
@a084123 what?
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@GileadKid Man disobeyed him, however, and ate the fruit of that tree. That may seem to be a petty crime, not deserving such a harsh punishment, but if you really think about it, it is just. That fruit completely destroyed man’s perfection, making what used to be beautiful creation intended to spend forever with God hideous and mortal, not the intention of what God designed us to be. Just one bite and our perfection was stripped away.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@GileadKid Man was cast out of the garden, and continued to go on living while life was not at all how it used to be. Some people eventually rejected God, and as the population grew, different peoples emerged (e.g. the Israelites). Throughout the Old Testament, God required burnt offerings of innocent lambs or goats to account for the sins committed by the Israelites. This innocence was satisfactory, but did not fully account for the sins permanently, just temporarily.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@GileadKid . But when we get to the New Testament, we see another lamb slaughtered. Innocent, blameless, faultless, and a MAN. The Word in flesh, the one to come, the Messiah. With his death, the crime committed was undone, and the grave was overcome. Jesus was and is a life raft. Everyone who believes and follows him is aboard that raft, but anyone who rejects him is sinking.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@GileadKid The reason I went to such lengths is to show that yes, anyone who has committed sin will spend eternity in hell, but it doesn’t have to be that way. Man cannot blame God for what man itself has done, but only itself. God didn’t want us to eat the fruit, and he doesn’t want us to go to hell, but we did it by our own accord.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@GileadKid In fact, God should be thanked because he sent his Son down to earth to be killed as a sinless man so that the debt could be repaid to death, and in doing so, he gave everyone a chance to partake in the free gift of salvation. Because no sinful person can regain that righteousness, anyone who dies without taking the free gift of salvation will go to hell.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@GileadKid It’s not God’s choice to lock us in the basement and to let us be tortured, it’s ours. I know you may bring up the argument of predestination, but first consider what I have said. If you’ve read this far, I thank you.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
@GileadKid your children if they did something wrong, in order for their good in the future? I know I, though still an early teenager, would. If they did something wrong, it is punished justly, though a child's mistake and punishment is on a much smaller scale. Please don't take what I've said in the wrong way and be angered by it, but please consider what I've said, and feel free to spot holes in my arguments, but I don't what this to be an overly-heated discussion in which no one benefits.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
SUBTITLES PLEASE! FOR GOD!!!
reiherallendimarx 3 months ago
OMFG! Its a Sacred Rape Porn Video! Jajajajejejeje!
jthendrix 3 months ago in playlist Más videos de DarkMatter2525
I knew the christians were pro-rape baby.
Mammothviking 3 months ago
I watched DarkMatters thing on the flood. I loved it, because it challenged my views though ultimately made me stronger in my belief in creationism. But after watching this, I can't say I'm feelin' much respect for the person. Mmm, disappointing. :/
BehindTheVeil333 3 months ago
@BehindTheVeil333 That's okay. Us logically thinking, reasonable atheists have little respect for the unreasoned and uninformed opinions on christianity by christians, either.
And speaking personally, I have no respect for creationists at all. Tell me; were Adam and Eve white? If so, how can you account for black, red, oriental, etc ethnicities? If their only offspring were Cain and Abel, who did they have sex wit to propagate the human species? Their mother?
GileadKid 3 months ago
John 15: 18-20. Yeah, saw that one coming. God bless you.
May the Lord bless you and keep you: May the Lord make His face shine upon you, and be gracious unto you: May the Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.
ezrahite117 3 months ago
didnt god basically rape mary
philessexuk 4 months ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525
Silent film from back in the old days porn... Awesome stuff
girozone1 4 months ago
so god sinned?
DtownHooliganfun 4 months ago
Why the need for an Immaculate Conception= The ancients thought the sperm was THE seed. They didn't know of the woman's egg as being the seed and sperm as the fertilizer. They didn't know of 23 chromozones from EACH sex to make a baby. So they thought God's "seed" was God only and not part Mary also. They just thought that the woman was a good place to hatch the man's "Baby-makine seed."
baldone46 4 months ago
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I told you i told you I told you Man I told you. Hhahahahahhhaa. ROTFL.
rimidalvetarak 4 months ago
More! more! more!
rebobeeve 4 months ago
Mary was 13 at the time
TheGermanItalianGuy2 4 months ago
@TheGermanItalianGuy2 yep god is child molester
cfei12 4 months ago
I love this... Ads by Google posted an ad for Erectile Dysfunction (it was misspelled) from some sleaze company... guess they are trying to get god to take Viagra or what ever they are trying to sell
frame199 4 months ago
"Thy shall not covet thy neighbor's wife"
Oh,really?What did you do to Mary.God?
SleepingSun1985 4 months ago
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish? Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.
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youneekk 4 months ago
Jajaja Your best video by far. I loved the past-movie features and the miusic is hilariuos. By the way, wich music is it?
jolex7 5 months ago
No iPod playback? Awwwww.
SGTSlashRazor 6 months ago
Watching this makes me realize something. Why is it that God, who is supposed to know EVERYTHING including THE FUTURE would instruct his followers to stone women women who had premarital sex when he KNEW that he would a) impregnate a young virgin making her look like she wasn't a virgin, and then b) have Jesus (aka, himself) tell people NOT to stone others.
VigilanteNighthawk 6 months ago
Haha! XD And there's no such thing as 'virginity' either! xD
GinandWeedRule 7 months ago
....BLEH!
XD
LibraRises 7 months ago
That maury shit was super funny lmfao
BlackAndLiberated 8 months ago 14
I TOLD YOU, LMFAO GO JESUS GOD OWNS JOSEPH!
MHS032 8 months ago
LMFAO Religion is so ignorant... But it sure gives us some good laughs. If that's it's only purpose. They should show these cartoons in Sunday School LMFAO!!! =D
MRKSTE11AR 9 months ago
17 people are pregnant virgins
Alice89chan 9 months ago
Thumbs up if adult-sex-toys-videos-dvds-stores doty com brought you here.
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Fuckin sucks!!!! I'm gonna report this video. thumbs up if you agree.
HHH4ify 11 months ago
@HHH4ify don't be stupid if you don't like it don't watch but other people do like it.
xxpuaraxx 10 months ago
@HHH4ify so did you get thumbs up????hahahahaha... you got "reported"...thumbs farkin downnn 2 yur comment cuz this vid is so hilarious that i pissed my pants.
chinamanspeakenlis 7 months ago
Now THAT is worthy of a Guile theme!
MunkyDrag0n 1 year ago
Maury! very funny!
ceezmad1 1 year ago
should make a making of :)
loloynage 1 year ago
I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU. WHAT SON A WHAT WHAT? I TOLD YOU
altairx26 1 year ago
If there was no biological father to donate the Y-chromosome...
then shouldn't Jesus be a female?
;P
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
@SinnFein4ever Hmmmm, good point!
wahoo056 4 months ago
I always thought she got it from a toilet seat.
TVWriterGuy 1 year ago 5
lol total comedy nice.
Tethloach1 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!! the end was awesome!!!!!!
Triathlete5551 1 year ago
so this means god coveted joseph's wife and that would also mean that god broke one of his own commandments. there's a scripture in the bible that bastards cannot enter the kingdom of god someone pointed ths out to me. and also we are all his children ...well so was mary and he god her pregnant? that's incest.
gidgetgoes1128 1 year ago 3
More Sparkly than Edward Cullen LMAAAOO!!!
fuckeries 1 year ago 4
L.O.L.
Leshelou112 1 year ago
Oh yes "flight of the bumblebee" is the perfect song to represent gods sperm!
Castropher 1 year ago
Brilliant!
Jacksonstreet71 2 years ago
oh man laughing so hard
ministerofanger 2 years ago
Maury bit was world class.
ZandRTheFlop 2 years ago
Funniest fucking video on youtube.
bighugejake 2 years ago
HOLY SHIT! I haven't laugh out loud like that in a long time! ROFLMAO! Damn, WHY didn't I found your channel before, DarkMatter! You are awesome! :)
MrCoffin32 2 years ago
What actually happened is that I went back in time and raped Mary.Then I performed a hymenorrhaphy on her so she appeared to be a virgin.
sdrawkcabgnipytmi 2 years ago 3
LoL....for all those who believe in omnipotents, its a slap on their face.
The other possibilities could be
Artificial Insemination,
In-vitro Fertilization
:D :D :D
shrihara 2 years ago 2
i love the The Sperm Of God idea and the old film bit in the middle. and the fitting music.
good job 2525, i was lmao !
LowStackTom 2 years ago
Lol, this one is particularly awesome!
jonthed 2 years ago
i LOVED that effect during the sperm chase... howd you do that screen effect? that was awesome.
mmfhl 2 years ago 11
@mmfhl, I'm not sure if you meant the background, or the old film look. I used a long photo of the desert for the background and scrolled it with the translate layer tool. But if you meant the old film look, that's just a ready made filter in Adobe Premiere.
DarkMatter2525 2 years ago 2
Yep! In any modern life standard we would call that rape!
But we must not forget that according to this disgusting bible, when you rape a woman you have to marry her.
So I guess according to their immoral laws, this imaginary god did her a favour.
If Jesus ever existed as a real human, he was definitely the offspring of a rape, and that poor woman invented the story of god to comfort herself.
Post-traumatic hallucination.
eldadevata 2 years ago 19
@eldadevata Yep... jesus was a rape baby.. probably by some old nasty lonely guy...
Asalent 3 months ago
hey god<i want to ask you if your son sacrificed with hem self because he think the human kind are mistake <so why we are not in heaven now
anticopts 2 years ago
haha fantastic ending xD
Glo0myWizard 2 years ago
Jeffry rocks
itaye666 2 years ago 5
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Disgusting
ScarlettKnights 2 years ago
Remind me to never watch your videos in a library. I almost lost it. Too funny
IronOxideCorset 2 years ago 6
What? More powerful than Gandolf? How is that possible? He vanquished the Balrog!
BhangraCritic 2 years ago 47
@BhangraCritic Gandolf Hitler ?
arthasbr 3 months ago
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Hhahahaha! Fuck you.
Yeah this shit is really funny, but it's not good to lough the God.
OMG I can't believe.
I love video where "God" answers the questions abut the dinosaurs.
What sick bastards.
Hahahahahahahaaaa!
WishmasterTheDark 2 years ago
So Ironic that i "stumble" upon something that is so KOOL and brings such Relief that i'm Furious at myself for not "finding" it sooner ... GREAT STUFF" and much needed .. THANX to Profmth for mentioning you in his "7000" vid and THANX to BionicDance for "leading" to me to him ! ! !
lstntn 2 years ago
its the holy spirit, not the holy ghost
chipnchipper 2 years ago
So effin hilarious I can't stand it!!! XD
I want to fave all your videos!! lmao
paulusmagirl 2 years ago
This is such a great video response to my question. Damned hilarious. If I'm going to Hell I know I'll have great company.
sacredbunny246 2 years ago 4
HEATHENS REPENT!!!!!!!!!!
Jadabh2 2 years ago
God enjoys levity
gravitymindofgod 2 years ago
hahaha omnipotent = impotent no! loooool
LordHines420 2 years ago
"Why is the holy ghost called Jeffrey?"
WAIT - Jeffers if the Holy Ghost???????
I though J was just a funky little angel with a penchant for truth and decency.
Please, DarkMatter2525 - could you clarify this one?
amoxtlacatl 2 years ago 7
You're assumption is correct, that's how Jeffery started (good little angel). When I started animating Jesus, though, people saw the three together (Father, Son, and Jeffery), and assumed angel baby was the Holy Ghost. I kind of like the idea, sort of like "God's failed conscience". So, yes, maybe Jeffery has evolved into the Holy Ghost.
DarkMatter2525 2 years ago 13
Thanks, DM.
Personally, I'm not sure I like J as the Holy Ghost.
Basically, J is TOO decent to be God - or any person in the Trinity.
But heck - if it's a done deal, this is your work and you're the man. What you say, goes.
Still, check how the HG is described especially in Revelations. I think it yields some material for you to work with.
At any rate, I LOVE YOU WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
Go, J!
amoxtlacatl 2 years ago 2
@DarkMatter2525
pukeonmeforlife 1 year ago
Respond to this video... hey dark matter u r so sweet to make such a video after a span of 3 months u made me to laugh so much thnks to you i hope to see your next hilarious videos
pukeonmeforlife 1 year ago
@DarkMatter2525 I thought Jeffrey was you.
SheSaysSoIndeed 8 months ago
@DarkMatter2525 how dare you speak such blasphemy... "Jeffery has evolved" there is no such thing as evolution!!
just kidding... love your work!
dvolokita 6 months ago in playlist Answers From God
Jeffery is the perfect name. Its so hilariously mundane.
ghostofdayinperson 2 years ago
LOL
catharine1967 2 years ago
sooooo disturbing : ]
8peregrint8 2 years ago
That was really well made.
Twisted871 2 years ago
Great fun!!
Why is the holy ghost called Jeffrey?
plato12000 2 years ago
brilliant... and i appreciate all the in accuracies like the cacti. its just satire lol so it doesn't have to be all accurate..
***** for you
Aprilshowersss 2 years ago
One more thing, that dessert is from the soutwest United states, you can tell from cactus's.
tempemonkey2323 2 years ago
You should consider changing gods voice a bit, its hard to hear, also jesus' voice is a little high pitched and annoying....
Good shit though.
tempemonkey2323 2 years ago
I'd like to second that.
God's voice is a bit hard to make out, and Jesus's voice is a bit pitchy.
KaseyAkira 2 years ago
excellent lol , too much , gut busting,..lol
foxtrot77777 2 years ago
LOLOL...god can't get it up!
That was some good biblical porn nonetheless, thanks!
*lights cigarette*
CherchezMoi 2 years ago
Jesus looks like an undead zombie with those big black eyes... oh wait! He IS an undead zombie!
ndyt 2 years ago 4
lol
gaiyabum 2 years ago
What can be said about this... except... BRILLIANT AS USUAL!
Holden1971 2 years ago
What song is that? It's awesome!
AllTheGoodNamzWerTkn 2 years ago
That is Flight of the Bumblebee played on a trumpet-- No idea who the artist was, but it was the theme for the 60s GREEN HORNET TV show.
GoblinXXX 2 years ago
I had a vision of my brains exploding all over the place when I saw that sperm thingy going after Mary.
Man where do think of this stuff anyway?
You have some talent :)
fartwimp 2 years ago
Awesome. Just awesome. I don't know how it can be flagged unless you don't have a sense of humor....wait, the votebotters and flaggers don't have any of that...
gaiyabum 2 years ago
OMG!! I forgot about the Maury thing. Freakin' hilarious!
Arachibutyrophobe87 2 years ago 2
great great video
THEREIZNOGOD 2 years ago
i love how god's home video camera was subject to the limits of the "early days"
THEREIZNOGOD 2 years ago 4
LMAO. XD :,oD
Now I gotta go watch Kill Bill.
Hajalin 2 years ago
I told u !! :O
41566118 2 years ago 2
Laughing out loud this video is asking to be flagged.
Djarms67 2 years ago
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Djarms67 2 years ago
Dear Jesus,
Don't you think of Joseph as your father figure more than God? I mean when was the last time God payed child support?
DrunkenFist20XL 2 years ago 6
Haha, that's the best video on Youtube!
skylineaddict 2 years ago
5*
awesome!
bulbulxp 2 years ago
The old home movie was the best!
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
So it was rape after all?
Raptor302 2 years ago
Read the bible!
You won't find Mary conceding anywhere!
defcore108 2 years ago 6
Good schtuvin!
oexnorth 2 years ago
hmmmm sacrilege
poison1990 2 years ago
LOL
Funny vids, keep em coming.
Was that the song from the green hornet?
zenmonk420 2 years ago
Wow; I was suspecting that, but still very amusing.
randomdd123 2 years ago
This is seriously the best thing I have ever seen on youtube xD
SucculentJuniper 2 years ago
Hehe, 5 stars! Blasphemy is fun! : )
winterstellar 2 years ago 44