Hahaha, dude, the best part about this toy is that the song that it's playing is a Chinese children's song called "Mu Ya Dai Zao Ya" which is about baby ducks following a mama duck around. Fitting!
I am waiting patiently for the first action blockbuster to feature this toy, only the hero has cunningly replaced the harmless toy eggs with less harmless grenades instead.
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This thing needs to be destroyed before it multiplies and fills the earth. If I have to push of the timetable for Apocalypse just to get rid of these, I'm gonna be royally pissed.
"JESUS CHRIST WHY WAS I BUILT TO FEEL PAIN? JUST KILL ME ALREA- WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS POPPING OUT OF MY ASS?! WHERE AM I? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
I can see this thing has excellent programming, see how it acknowledges the wall it just went into and started in the other direction instead of just continuously hitting the same wall?
what kind of pez dispenser is that??
hyenapeptic 2 days ago
How could you ever get depressed in life when you own one of these?
FenderAddict 1 week ago
The dream of Sixx.
kji900 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a Vocaloid song
dumbasspauldentonkin 3 weeks ago
And now I wait for an action game that uses Amusing Duck (AKA Amusing Death) as a grenade-deploying weapon.
SoundwaveCooper 3 weeks ago
But you have to admit the lay egg IS true.
wissahdahmastah 3 weeks ago 4
0:34 always gets me
minxamo 3 weeks ago
I think he is firing lasers out of his mouth.
AanxSPHX 3 weeks ago
Why am I finding this so great?
cman456100 1 month ago
It's like a mentally challenged Roomba.
CrossedCelt 1 month ago
"Amusing duck eh? I'll be the judge of that."
"...Nope not amusing enough sorry bub. DISLIKE"
How anyone can watch this and not find it incredible is beyond me. Kids today...
Noxx55 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
more like AMAZING duck
bp3394 2 months ago 2
Ahahahah! Its butt opens and BAM! egg comes out.
EmmanuelORull 2 months ago
They said I could be anything I wanted.
So I became water fowl.
foxmcloud555 2 months ago
@foxmcloud555 lol da fuck?...lol
KoalKottentail 1 month ago
This is the best thing ever...
wazzmine 3 months ago
well that sure is some truth in marketing because that duck sure was amusing
Kodocha7 4 months ago
Lay egg is true? This toy has strong sense for playing!
cyberpolice9000 4 months ago 2
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SuperSoupable 4 months ago
Did anyone else notice egg laying stops the music?
RobertoCPR 5 months ago
You must really hate your girlfriend after she gave you this present.
Optikaliluznz 5 months ago
Creepy... I want this!
LetsRockDaHouse 6 months ago
Gaggle gaggle.
jmr48080 7 months ago
kind of...amusing.....sort of....
angelpichu1 7 months ago
oh god it randomly spawns eggs everywhere
Rillion22 8 months ago
la wuea satanica jajajaja
zeratulcito 8 months ago
I want one!
PsyR4T 8 months ago
oohhhhhh genial
newen123456789 8 months ago
22 people are resentful mammals
22 personas son unos mamíferos resentidos
mariochains1 8 months ago
22 guys don't wanna eggs
funkamv 8 months ago
You hate your girlfriend?
kmilopz123 8 months ago
toy series with strong sense for playing
Isntthisalreadytaken 8 months ago
LAY EGG
IS TRUE!
AviticusEstrael 8 months ago
best vid on YouTube... by far
RadBacon 8 months ago
Finally, truth in advertising.
It IS amusing.
DocWilyZ 9 months ago
this is probably one of the best videos ever, i need to buy this
etherealmistlc 9 months ago 4
This certainly is amusing
aplusbobbyrhino 10 months ago
Duck Rolled? And egg bombs coming from the duck butt.
kokody1995 10 months ago
I masturbate as often as I can squeeze one off and casually rub my boner when I can't blow a load.
RedlineNRG 10 months ago
@RedlineNRG no. just no.
blarlego 8 months ago
oh my god
VestigialThumb 10 months ago
That nigga poopin'
Mansurus 10 months ago 8
He tries to kill himself
Wardonoid 10 months ago
My absolute favorite part of this is the noise it makes when it bangs into the oven.
Rockview13 11 months ago 19
@Rockview13 I laughed way too hard. :D
Icetongue 10 months ago
OMG want :O
MrPivotjuggalo 11 months ago
Lmfao so much.. well it amused me for a moment hehe
kcwacey 11 months ago
Circuit bend that mother fucker
mattrehmhext 1 year ago
wait where the fuck can i get one
AhhGooLagoon 1 year ago
lay egg is true!
donkylips9 1 year ago
I need a remix of this asap
lolsamtown 1 year ago
Its really alive like Johnny 5!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrRiggyRiggs 1 year ago
i was literally laughing out loud at this - sensational! why the hell would 20 people dislike it?!
jacderida 1 year ago
I cant think of a single thing that this duck wouldn't be extremely useful for
jimmyPain2121 1 year ago
sabricks 1 year ago 27
You should circuit bend it and then videotape that.
aleemotomato 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I must have one! :|
Opals25 1 year ago
I must have one. :|
Opals25 1 year ago
Ram wall is true
QXZ 1 year ago
*bumps into stove, continues shitting out eggs* Mu Ya Dai Zao Ya! *plop plop plop*
SwimmingHorses 1 year ago 3
Oh my god! Is true! I
leprosyliz 1 year ago
Hahaha, dude, the best part about this toy is that the song that it's playing is a Chinese children's song called "Mu Ya Dai Zao Ya" which is about baby ducks following a mama duck around. Fitting!
riicchan 1 year ago 4
lay egg
Yamenade 1 year ago
WHAT a asshole!
mazikka1 1 year ago
Well, this duck certainly is amusing. I find it especially amusing how lay egg is true and how amusing duck has strong sense for playing.
lolmushrooms 1 year ago
@lolmushrooms
video was mor amuse than expection
regards
uncle dolan
Useless2112 1 year ago
That duck definitely lives up to its name.
LuigiGodzillaGirl 1 year ago
I can finally rest peacefully now that i know that lay egg is true.
ArsenicOverdose 1 year ago 4
He looks like he has a strong sense for playing.
pullahoko 1 year ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Is this the best thing u could think of to take a video.
Pathetic
davey6414 1 year ago
I am waiting patiently for the first action blockbuster to feature this toy, only the hero has cunningly replaced the harmless toy eggs with less harmless grenades instead.
Airlight 1 year ago
No child can resist D.J. Quack-Quack!
feelingEnjoy 1 year ago
@feelingEnjoy
LOL, that's exactly what this reminded me of
NausicaaRaine 1 year ago
I love this, I really want one :D
melibuggle 1 year ago
funny....good gift idea.
internetmall2 1 year ago
I like how the music and quacking distract you from the eggs popping out, so then you forget about them until you trip and get a concussion.
Hammin93 1 year ago
Dutch people would love this. Good Christmas gift idea.
fnatsy 1 year ago
i could sit and watch this laughing and clapping like a retard for hours
karmacop911 1 year ago
Possibly the best thing I've ever seen. I know what I want for Christmas!
DourifGirl 1 year ago 3
Fun fact: The link in the description now takes us to this video.
I found one on ebay last month, but like the idiot that I am, didn't bid.
LeapinAbys 1 year ago
Can't get the quacky tune out of my head now, thanks very bloody much.
qichina 1 year ago
Oh man, I'm literally crying from laughter here!
ThrilloVanHouten 1 year ago
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darkbug1234 1 year ago
I will give you quite literally £1 for this.
CWO01 1 year ago 69
fact: ducks hate life
killerdynam0 1 year ago
IT SHOOTS LASERS FROM ITS BEAK...
GOD SAVE US...
ZenithRise 1 year ago 60
@ZenithRise BEAK?? dyou mean bill Bill?
Splants 9 months ago
lol i remember having one of these when i was a little kid! :P
CinnaMint 1 year ago
@CinnaMint You were a very lucky little boy/girl.
qichina 1 year ago
@qichina I don't get why they're so sought-after. =\
CinnaMint 1 year ago
please... you must tell me where you got this duck. i absolutely MUST have one!!
bluefonzy 1 year ago
I honestly have watched this video every day since I found it.
JackBz 1 year ago 2
This thing needs to be destroyed before it multiplies and fills the earth. If I have to push of the timetable for Apocalypse just to get rid of these, I'm gonna be royally pissed.
TyrannicalDesertGod 1 year ago
I... WANT... THAT... DUCK! O_O
crescentrolls90 1 year ago
that is amusing.
theteamregal 1 year ago
REALISTIC EGG SHITTING ACTION
SASardonic 1 year ago 6
Advanced technology.
DrDot 1 year ago
Craps eggs is TRUE!!!
PiecesofEternity 1 year ago
That thing covers more ground than my Roomba
sn00ke 1 year ago 3
0.14 holy shit it IS true.
strangeclock 1 year ago
wow, living in the future...
also it's about time someone did this, it's the year 2010 after all ffs
LyRaLex 1 year ago
Oh god I just opened 4 windows of this, awesome
NausicaaRaine 1 year ago
DO WANT
Seriously this toy is beautiful
NausicaaRaine 1 year ago
Now that duck definitely laid an egg..
TheXboxModifications 1 year ago
Oh gosh, I want 3 of these.
nightslove 1 year ago
i think that duck had one too many vodkas
jammydodgers241 1 year ago
I want one, holy fuck.
broodjebamibal 1 year ago
this duck owns
sebmal 1 year ago
Huh. I guess egg lay really is true.
T4G0E 1 year ago
That was very amusing
Ambulanceo 1 year ago
this is why the cold war ended
TheTofuGod 1 year ago
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
inivonwini 1 year ago
that would be cool if real duck eggs haha my ducks love it tehy think its there mom
pokemonmaster123r 1 year ago
i want that for chirstmas D:
totallynoob96 1 year ago
wow... just... where did it come from? lol
meganisawesome 1 year ago
THIS VIDS THE SHIT#
woofycakes 1 year ago
Oh my god I love ittttt!!
I just want to follow it all around the house for days.
Theamusedchild 1 year ago
Amusing duck...or AMAZING DUCK??
Chikushou123 1 year ago 6
Any GF who buys her man Amusing Duck is a keeper. Break her heart and I will destroy you with the fury of a thousand suns!
laserstun 1 year ago 5
Replace eggs with mini-grenades
Replace cute song with a number station broadcast
?????
Profit!
Now you have a freaky explosive-deploying duck.
Persiana 1 year ago
@Persiana lol that would be scary as shit...
daveparkk 1 year ago
This is glorious
clawm123 1 year ago
You sir, have an amazing girlfriend.
needleonthevinyl 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you have now been duckrolled
barrentree 1 year ago
please please please I want one!!!
Neurotarkus 1 year ago
FUCKING DUCK EGGS! HOW DO THEY WORK?!
nikkolei 1 year ago 3
Gaggle gaggle!!
Spentbrass 1 year ago
the pinnacle of human achievement
steaknife56 1 year ago 7
очень смешно было ))))))
alikstr 1 year ago
...and that's how i was born.
Darkology123 1 year ago
Well I know what I'm doing next easter
Electronic duck spamming anyone?
jewmeistermax 1 year ago
LAY EGG lS TRUE
weds9994 1 year ago
LAY EGG IS TRUE
bbqnigra 1 year ago
Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NLHackingTeamExtra 1 year ago
I need that duck
EpochDreamerCT 1 year ago
I want that duck.
Cassandrabellex 1 year ago
WHAT
I WANT IT
Sunfalcon325 1 year ago
that's quacking!
blinkguy24 1 year ago
I didn't believe the box at first with their hysterical claims. But this is amazing.... Lay egg is true!!!
wrapasponge 1 year ago 2
i got duckrolled
kelep1992 1 year ago 5
I am 12 years old and what is this?
bbqnigra 1 year ago
epic
beatlesque93 1 year ago
WHERE MAY YOU BUY ONE OF THESE!!!!
conzaro 1 year ago
i just love how he walks into all the sides
DevilMayRise 1 year ago
Man I'm scared :O
1chris1o1 1 year ago
i bet that thing is japanese
grimtendo 1 year ago
Duck tune................ sudden painful QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, eggroll.
TehUltraChancellor 1 year ago 3
Damn, duckrolled.
BerraG 1 year ago
That is the best duck.
Pockypants 1 year ago
SEND TO FRIENDS!!!!
Ericanious 1 year ago
amusing duck is amusing
twisterrk 1 year ago
STOP NARCOTICS!!!11
secondju 1 year ago
LAY EGG IS TRUE
ragez0rs 1 year ago
I WANT THAT FUCKING DUCK
recognizeorange 1 year ago
Where can I get a girlfriend like yours? This duck is quite amusing.
tehDman 1 year ago
that was unexpected.
bob4life10 1 year ago
LAY EGG IS TRUE!!!
frankjohnson123 1 year ago
MOOOARRR
darkgear6 1 year ago
This duck shits out win!
timesovast 1 year ago
thats fucking hilarious
Lebowski69 1 year ago
I want this. Where can I buy it?
suppuration 1 year ago
didn't see that egg coming
barttool 1 year ago
OH SHI-
DUCKROLLED
Ebrainiac1 1 year ago
INDEED.
This duck is most certainly of an amusing nature.
XavierFox42 1 year ago
It's a retarduck, apparently
Forzatoadv 1 year ago
Activating duck translation program:
"JESUS CHRIST WHY WAS I BUILT TO FEEL PAIN? JUST KILL ME ALREA- WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS POPPING OUT OF MY ASS?! WHERE AM I? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
braztaz 1 year ago 48
@braztaz That actually just made me burst out laughing. Thank you! Haha
Irisfound 1 year ago
@braztaz: I think your program is broken. Mine says:
IM A DUCK! IM A DUCK! SUCK MY DIIIIIICK! IM A DUCK!
LOOK AT THESE FUCKIN EGGS
(repeat)
MybIlya 1 year ago
@MybIlya Touché. That shark comic fucking rocks.
braztaz 1 year ago
I can see this thing has excellent programming, see how it acknowledges the wall it just went into and started in the other direction instead of just continuously hitting the same wall?
stevejoe11 1 year ago
lmfao it keeps smacking into the stove
AliciaMD13 1 year ago
that's 12 kinds of awesome
Soundboy6 1 year ago
Inb4 scratched floor. Enjoy your mother's rage.
Owneador1337 1 year ago
That'd be a cool thing in a movie if the duck laid grenades instead of eggs.
AGentertainment 1 year ago 5
You just have been _____Î
Marci124 1 year ago
this is just..... i have never seen anything like this its just so...
azumban 1 year ago
I want my fifty seconds back, kthxplzdie.
Macthecamp 1 year ago