A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self concious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked.She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her,"BIG NOSE!"
haha that funny.xD
blackwolfone1 1 year ago
nice joke :D
BurnedScott 1 year ago
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self concious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked.She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her,"BIG NOSE!"
Atkinsmustache 3 years ago
Didn't understand a word this cyclops said
Atkinsmustache 3 years ago
Sorry. Get a new audio system. I can hear it OK. (Cyclops is due to a stroke. That causes my slow speech also.)
heathbug 3 years ago