The Survey

[dmd356]

Sounds like Doc from RvB

[IWillEatYourInsanity]

i think todd is gay

[twatskinable]

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaa

[xxxluverxxx12]

If you count the suckles xD

[Kaiserzel]

LOL

[p0k0p800]

I lol'd on the breast milk part

[mampuipa]

I never smile, when I watch his video

[GIG4NTOR]

i would say prolly about 13

[GIG4NTOR]

4:20

[elainexograce]

"how about tap water?"

"she only gives milk"

lol classsic

[wilsondominguito]

he sounds like johnny knoxville pretending to be old.

[djdj92396]

significant other??? hes definately gay

[Legopro2010]

good one dude it would be so awesome if you pranked me and i did not no it :)

[JTCowner]

"Significant other"

I lol'd more than I should have

[beastdogify]

i get this feeling he is baked when he does these LOL

[laluna7580]

"i tried once, and he pulled out a hair uhuhuhu" AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.OMG ROFL

[GH0STKILLER9515]

i tried once and i pulled out a hair lololololol he is the best lol

[thistleflowers]

LOL

[MegaHamez]

Suckels.. ahaha

[kobeallthewayful]

I like how the guys like "I'd love to talk to you" yet he doesnt give his phone number. LOL i understand why he didn't but just lol.

[Gibson804]

Haha this is hilarious Jack. You should do more prank calls.

[deusradix]

0:48 "how many children between 2 and 17 do you have on your asshole?" lol

[678peace]

@deusradix he said household

[KeepSkippin]

She only give milk!

[dyllpickle14]

It is hard to tellbecause of the suckles

[BerthFifa]

"My wife is giving breast milk..

Were talking bout the 9 year old"

[ConverseChucks123]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS <3

[2011cubana]

omg its funny how he says HELLOOOO  hahahahhaahha

[iamthelazerviking]

What an invasive survey, what is this "1984"?

[morikahjo]

"What about the 4 year old? Is he breast fed too?" "No..my wife doesn't like him so much..." O_O

[delicatelilflower88]

13 cans of soda lol

[Bunker191990]

It's Not A Boyfriend is it??

[HeYLeTsSkAtE]

cans of milk?



[jerbo11]

4:20!!!!!!!!!!



[youdevil6]

@jerbo11 420!

[h2oboy1000]

if you count how many suckles there are,then its hard to determine.....lol!!

[ChadFreemanMusic]

dont tell edbassmaster but i laugh more at your videos than at his!! haha keep up the great work man!!!

[curtisisadog]

GENIUS!!!

[MyFavoritePicturesOf]

lmao

[munkeynuttzz]

"tap water? she only gives milk" lmao!!!

[melvings]

WOW I FOUND THIS SO FUNNY FUCK U FAGOT... I HOPE U GET HIT BY A CAR I MEAN IT FAGGOT

[OPTIMUSGUYTHESEQUEL]

@melvings

u mad bro

[The1stPoster]

@melvings bro, you mad

[ReneeS67]

well whats your phone number haha ive done that one before lmfao

[elyisrad]

LOLOLOL WTFSDKJF

[xxkylie]

i died laughing when you said "suckles". hahahaha

[ericblr]

wow, you sound like James Stuart!

[StevenRtv]

call prank are my fav and fight pooker no much those i like nonsense call prank and fight lol the u describing people hahahah they look like wtf-__-

[AaronsEve]

LOL! My dad would love to watch this one!

[JellyPickled]

Damn. I used to work for a market research company and had to do these surveys, with almost the exact questions like health, income, children... it was the biggest pain in the ass when you had to talk calmly and not lose patience with people like this who were actually SERIOUS lol.

[nocturnal63]

You sound like James Stewart. You crack me up. This is soooo funny.

[EliteHershey]

oooooh kay....

[annpoop]

You sound just like Biff from back to the future in thies video!!! XD

[MrTalentSubber]

he seemed so relieved to say "bye bye"... lol

[mo0nbay]

@ToBaCa12 Lame attempt for phishing? Don't do it. It's a stupid scam.

[arnoldyanez13]

sounds like Jerry Seinfeld on the phone haha,....

[soerens94]

tapwater?.. She only gives milk....

[knotapunk]

You sound like Johnny Knoxville when he does the old guy mask.

[andy7dud]

"wats ur phone" lmao

[Hakudoshiii]

hahaha this guy is so damn awesome...He needs his own TV show

[fukup182]

suckles! lmao...

[tubefu87]

MORE PRANK CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DjKumar072]

you are awsom.. gud actor, keep it up, we are always with ya

[TheLJTurtle]

"i tried once, and he pulled out a hair uhuhuhu" LOL

[bhnub]

i watch his cheeks go in and out... wow

[jason333331]

That survey guy was a total moron, he should have known u were messing w/him, you are very funny , though. Thanks.

[youngstar898]

can i call you lmao ahahahaha

[VJStroud]

SUCKALS!!!!! LOL

[Bregowald]

@VJStroud it is spelled suckles, moron

go hang yourself...i'm asian I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!

[VJStroud]

@Bregowald WTF is your problem dude? r u okay? Go to your little dungeon and calm down you troll.

[Bregowald]

@VJStroud i dont like u because your white..do i have to spell it out for you, puke-skin? go die......

[93bumba]

@Bregowald wow what a tough guy...

[ATK101893]

@Bregowald Shut up 

[kmcilwain112]

"She only gives milk"

[crazyperson3245]

man its like 10:30 am here and everyones asleep except me right now and this fucking telemarketer for arthritis wont stop calling me because my dad has arthritis and she wants him to donate grrr

[TheBlacksheep2020]

oh my gosh! too funny!

[magico149]

lmao

[EskimoProfundo]

"How Bout tap water" "tap water?... she only gives milk" lol

[yourdumbanyway1]

in england now its 12:30am and i just burst out laughing and my parents are going to kill me!

[waderp]

i would crack up

[Biocharted]

i wonder how many ppl who call jack actually talk to jack hahahahaha

[rustlerbadass]

lmao the guys like "your talking about the nine year old" lol bet he was freaked out

[NoogahOogah]

Seems rather impatient towards the end there.

[edbassmaster1fan]

"It's hard to count the suckles!" GENIUS!!!

[BartSwinter]

Very Creative Jack...and very quick on the Wit! LOL...Are you and Ed available for Birthday Parties?

[Joker4King]

Suckles OMG LMAO

[HaliLuv97]

i tried once, but he pulled out a hair hahaha

[DYvideos]

Lol...your old man voice is epic

[coolgril1691]

it not a boyfrend is it? lol too funny

[17juliad]

i can just watch all of your videos for hours your so funny "suckles" hahahaha

[Knigh7mareStudios]

"Tap water? she only gives milk" OMGLMAO

[pvticetea600]

LMFAO "PRETTY GOOD HEALTH!"

[FutzAndTinker]

these kind of multiple choice surveys drive me up the f*king wall...so I don't give them the chance to waste my time.

[ndafastlane9891]

Your great at pulling these off dude, I sent you a message with a prank call my friend did that I think you could pull off even better.

[rockandroler96]

wow its good to have a great laugh i love all ur vids they are halarious

[xthrowdownx06]

I had the same survey, and I did nearly the same thing!

[chinchoweed]

god dammit, the video is 4:20 long I a gunna have to smoke some weed.

[skate4element96]

suckles

[dontstarepleasek]

how many sodas does he drink in a day...13...wow XD

[MsVileThePedophile]

LOL. You are *such* a creep and it's hilarious!

"It's not a boyfriend is it?" Hahaha.

[bequinta1]

rofl!! survey guy = totally pwned! Serves him right...

[Secretemo1234]

You sound like the Coach from "Home Movies" on Adult Swim lol.

[Seanbot10]

the guy on the phone is gay lmao... nothing wrong with it but he denies it when he says girlfriend or something like that

[best4bkp]

how many suckles!!!!

[saleemkalhoro420]

FUNNNNY

[alliancesucksbawls]

Weve got a 4 year old, a 7 year old, a 9year old, and a 7 year old.

[parodyboy499]

LOL literally

[andrew87804]

lmao so funny

[ItsIvanovna]

Sooo funny.

[KuckunniwiChan]

lol

[PrinceMio49]

This same guy called my house about 6 months ago,

now I know what to do.

Very funny.

[JustMia3]

Suckles!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

He said have a great evening like 3 times!!! LOL

[Tinarinkus]

omg, that's so funny!!!!

[Supportahol]

Pulled out a hair!!!! LMFAO! Jake...this place needs more like you man! Fuckin EXCELLENT stuff!

[fuckyouhassa]

watch family guy that's where he got that from stewie sucks on peters teet when peter thinks he's a woman peter also thinks he's pregnant it's a great episode and a great show.

[yellohmelon]

aw the survey conductor was really patient

[gonzobeads]

This won you a subscription! Haha. Freaking hilarious.

[daryou1]

suckles LMFAO

[JoyLynn1973]

OH MY goodness! OMg OMg OMg.

Falling off my chair at his reaction to 2:36 . Heeheeheeheehee!

[mudhens4ever]

Yep, you're good.

[SelfDestructionPro]

HAH, this is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on Youtube in a long time. Thank you for that.

[CarDoseS]

check out edbassmaster

[Dragon45348]

It's sickening that this video only has 7-8k views. It's sooooooooo much better than that.

[cutegirlamelia]

HAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAA

[nightmarereject]

DO MORE PRANK CALLS!!! but i love the pooter too!!!

[katt7979]

Omg i almost pissed myself lmao..This reminded of what my father always told me about one of his aunts .This kid would just whip the girls out ,mouth full of teeth .

[Gliktch]

1:50-2:09 = fucking win :D

[GMPNY]

When these people call me? I go on about how im an invalid & my family has left me home alone. Everytime they ask a question no matter what it is I have them repeat it cause I tell them Im not used to having people to actually talk to & its great to hear a voice LOL Some actually are stunned but go on with the survey LOL SOME actually try to find out where I am, but ofcourse I dont know my address LOL I always ask them what my number is so if I get to call out for help I can give my number LOL

[velvetinebunny]

"I'll put unknown." ROFL!!!!

[austin0985]

Spot on Jimmy Stewart impression!!

[baozeng]

i probably about 13

wow ok

lol lol ol

[MoParguytilidie]

"i tried once he pulled out a hair"

i couldnt even finish my sandwich i was too busy laughing

[IstinaBEPA]

reminds me of a family guy episode:)

[ItsBrittttt]

I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard!!!

[darkwoodmovies]

L O L

[fLiRtYcHiCk27]

SHE ONLY GIVES MILK!-------->LMA0

[wunderfool1973]

He said suckles, ROFL

[TheRingFan1994]

This is my fav. prank call you've made. Funny voice.

[MegaManZeroV1]

LMFAO!!! One of the best phone pranks I've heard in awhile.

[TheVanGirlsing]

"And if you count how many suckles"

Oh my gosh, I coughed up my cheetos on that one. You are too funny! TOO FUNNY!!!

Keep being awesome!

[silverfire7890]

oohmygodd hahahahhahahahaahha

"my wife is breastfeeding"

"i'm talking about the 9 year old.."

"yes that is correct"

hahahahahahahhaha, this is amazing♥

[Sammychannel]

hes good.

[jannahandfriends]

tap water aaahahhahah

[LyricsFromMyHeart]

hahahahaha HILARIOUS!

[Gordonboy2]

SHE ONLY GIVES MILK!!!! LOLOLOL!!

I tried once, but he pulled out a hair! This is too funny!

[thelamb777]

When he asked how many cans of soda does he drink a day?...I was laughing and yelling at you to say 10...And you said 13!!...Haha...Great work here...

[magicalangel0]

lol, i'd be so freaked out! hahahaha

[Akor2734]

I about dies when you said about 13 glasses hahahahahah!

[SlaveTraders]

Il call you at home

XD

[faygobear2399]

i'm going to die of laughing

this is friggin amazing . . .

[MmindfreakK]

Can you imagine how much these people talk about you once you're off the phone? xD

[MicheleandSamantha]

It's not a boyfriend, is it?

[: Hahaha

[CALIF0RNIAbound]

LMAO. I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS. breastfeeding.. haha.significant other.teehee.

[nepenthean]

why do girls say they almost peed their pants?

[2SidesOfAShinyCoin]

females have weaker bladders lol

[frostbite1444]

suckles...XD

[Sharingonsandninja]

ROFL BREASTFEEDING A 9 YEAR OLD OMG

I'm diein here

[zeitgeisthero]

one of the best pranks. so funny

[NWTwrestling]

haha, he probably thought you were hitting on him

[cantfakethefunkdj]

LOL

[JoshIsNotMyName]

pulled out a hair? lol i remember a clip like that from Family Guy

[kAshley92]

LOL 13 cans of pop a day

[ConnorCultist]

im doing this next time a telemarketer calls

[WeekendCranks]

HAHA!

[Fujimoto420]

"tap water? she only gives milk. . "

lmao thats awesome

[SammJDS]

suckles

[TY13RC0AT3]

great one jack!

[1tialoca1]

you were this guy's nightmare...bahahha...he was probly dialing protective services .."uh, how many cups a day? uh..." "tap water, she only gives milk" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SpazTekWarrior]

That was hilarious! The end reminded me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry picks up the phone and talks to a telemarketer. He asks the telemarketer if he can get her phone number so that he can call her at her house later that evening. She says no. Jerry says, "Don't you like getting calls at home. She says no. He then says, "Now you know how I feel," and hangs up.

[mercyf3ll2012]

omg brilliant........ :D

[vielsfrith]

I'm still breast feeding and I'm 25! My girlfriend doesn't mind...

[holydecay1313]

LMAO

[xJordy15x]

Pull out the hair hahaha

[bigmackb666]

That sounds just like the same guy that edbassmaster talked to as marlin woods about the orange starbursts......

[FarquadAnderson]

lol

Coach McGuirk

[JonBulwamp]

rofl! I hate telemarketers.

[ksmmayhem]

Great!