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  • I always say if you are a citizen of the great USA born here or not as long as your a citizen but if your here illegal get the hell out of this great country and apply for a citizenship I hate illegals

  • PEOPLE! AMERICA=THE CONTINENT OF AMERICA, Americans are alaskans, canadians, people for the USA, mexicans, cubans, chileans, peruans, bazilians ect. PLEASE GET THE BASICS RIGHT!!!

  • @BadTeddies182 and black people as long as they were born here. their heritage shouldnt affect their title as Americans

  • Too right bro, White's can't say black or nigga. but "Black's" can use what ever. Watch how many people abuse me for this but read it carefully, it is not a hate comment, it's mere truth. Racism should be judged on how one race treats another race (Not the words they use, but the context they are used in) I can talk to you and say fuck 3 times in one sentence and not offend you (Racially), but then I could say something else with no cussing and be completely dissrespectful toward your race.

  • Yea, considering there are many whites that are African too, it's a bad classification to call black people "African Americans". Some black people" can't relate to European colonization", so that's why they call themselves African Americans makes no sense. What about all the nasty black slave traders that sold the blacks from Africa? They can relate to them? I wish all these black nationalists would look at the current state of Zimbabwe or South Africa before running their mouths.

  • african american is used because black people back then didn't relate to their european colonized country. dumbass. mostly colonized african countries were run by racist knuckle dragging murderous white slave traders. now, if you're talking about people who have emigrated recently, then they refer to whatever country they come from.

    you have blown this way out of proportion without any understanding of the fucking topic you fucking disease ridden flat headed nanook. i white btw.

  • @tomitstube stfu

  • I love that fucking honkey thing...

  • Dude is right. I'm black and make white jokes, my mate who's white and my gf make chicken jokes at me every chance they get. My mate and I both make eating dogs at my gf (she's Chinese). Are we politically correct? Nope, Do we hate on the race we make fun of? Of course not! Are the jokes we make funny? FUCK YEAH they are! lol

    People should chill and realize part of accepting differences is POKING FUN AT THESE DIFFERENCES. Kudos to this dude, too many white seem afraid to address this.

  • @deztructicus Fuck white people, and your chink of a gf.

  • loool whorewegian xD

  • i guess im a myth...

  • If we were to distribute tons of bug netting, we would be able to prevent millions of mosquitos from dying with aids!

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  • if 8 inches is a myth what do you call 10.5

  • I am definitely with you on this my brotha!! I have never seen color and will never see color. We are all Americans.

  • @therealtruth31

    im not im english but i get your point :)

  • In canada we dont have african Canadians.. there just canadians. We do have "native americans" but thats the closest thing. But I think that were not supposed to call them first nations now.. but we used to call them indians.. and then the natives... and now the first nations. Thats funny, its proven that indians were not the "first nation" on this continent. The first ones europeans made contact with i guess..

  • i dont consider myself african anthing..y? i have never even been there

  • hahahaha! I'm a myth! :D

  • @davettalashley

    And you didn't get to vote the day George Washington became president, and

    the person who made the word "African American" probably made it because it was a more, shall i say "Polite" way to refer to "Black people". You understand were i am coming from right? and the "People" made the "shit" up, just like the "people" made the word "Nigger" into a racist slurt, it came from meaning "a ignorant person" to a insult to african americans. Hope this helps friend :)

  • You were okay in the beginning but now, you're just a blatant douche. Piss & Moan much there, Doubting Thomas?

  • i love this guy haha

  • call me "pink"! haha

  • i see your message pinky

  • Im a black dude and i have ti admit i find this guy hilarious...he makes a fair bit of sense aswell...pretty much knows what he's talkin about

  • raceist jokes r funny im irish and the ammount of paddy irish jokes out there is class we even make them up about ourselves as we dont take ourselves to seroiusly unlike alot of other people fuck sake relax people

  • You're half-Norwegian, but where does your other half originate?

  • I'm guessing Your friend is probably a black preacher... Which is called Holy shit

  • FUCKIN PINK PIG, THERE NOW LIVE WITH IT. OH YEAH AND MILES MORALES IS SPIDERMAN AND ron paul sucks!!!

  • YUUUUUP!

  • I'm a Candian (canuck) of Italian descent (wop), I'm a wopnuck.

  • FLAGGED !!!!!!!!! BUT ANYWAY Africa isn't a country you stupid fat honky fag!!! die eating 10 cheeseburgers and watching child porn FAG.

  • @xxphantommasterxx Calm down, do you know anything about him? No,,,? *Gasp, then those accusations are wrong TURD BOY!! Fuck off

  • @xXLoneDroneXx1 the problem is you in this world it would be good if you all were euthanized you form a bogus "pan-white" identity which sees something in common with every pale skinned person on the earth in order to exclude and exploit human beings.

  • @xxphantommasterxx Did you not here what he was saying? Racism is the stupidest shit ever. I don't see why you are getting angry at him for saying Africa is a country. And no, it's people like you, who are the problem. You are in the percent that are the problem because you got butt hurt over a youtube video. Grow up.

  • @xXLoneDroneXx1 the problem is RETARDS LIKE YOU go after real racist like kkk remember them your family members huh, going after innocent Black people dosen't solve anything take responsibility for white people, stop blaming Black people for everything take responsibility for yourself stop wanting handouts.

  • @xxphantommasterxx My family isn't in the KKK, but nice try. I wasn't going after the 'Black Race' I was going against you. Just you, not because of race, gender or how ever you want to turn this into an attack on your race. I am talking about you, because you are an ignorant little child that wont listen to people telling you something. I wasn't blaming the 'Black people' everyone is to blame, not just white people, chump. Wanting handouts? I don't think there are hand outs on youtube. Nice try

  • @xxphantommasterxx Do you know what the most beautiful sight in the world is? A million blacks with another on each shoulder swimming through the ocean back to Africa. I could have made an actual argument that involved facts and a real base, but since you like spewing bullshit all over your comments I figured I would speak in a language you could understand. Blunt racism. I hope this makes you butt-hurt like the 3 year-old you act like and i hope you have a horrible day. Thanks for your time.

  • what about Ni**** ya see people will be super offended

  • @DOVAKIIN1000 what about dumb stupid peackerwood cocksucker fuck.

  • @xxphantommasterxx that might make someone mad iom not sure

  • You're not white, german, black, etc. fury... You're a fucking genious is what you are..

  • Howabout I'm an American of Hispanic descent????? Funny shit

  • @Immortalwounds187 A seal walks into a club...

  • Dude, oh my fucking god ive been saying every single god damn word you just said. Your awsome man. Video is flawless

  • THIS MADE SO MUCH SENSE!!!

  • You got this from Ralphie May, right?

  • I hate how white people have to insult themselves just to feel comfortable talking about racism. Also, 'black' is the more politically correct term for a black man because not all black people are or ever were from Africa, for example, Jamaicans. I am not a racist at heart, I just find it to be a very convenient outlet for frustration. Sorry about that. The thing that's pissing me off the most lately tho is the sensitivity about gay slurs. If I want to call someone a faggot, I can and will.

  • LMAO WHAT DO U CALL A WHITE GUY WITH A 8 INCH D*** LMFAO A MYTH

    CONFUSIOUS SAY!

  • amen

  • i agree and i am a black man its just stupid its just a label

  • Every culture/color talks about the next ..only the smart ones know how to laugh with it

  • Finally, someone with their head on strait.

  • I hate racism to my core, and you my friend, have made my day. You told it like it is. Winning.

  • Dude i wuld be the whitest person you know and i make jokes about white ppl

    For instance whats the similarity between a white person and a fence?

    they both get jumped

  • I went to an all indian school on a crappy reserve and everyone called me white-boy....lol

  • AFRICA ISNT A COUNTRY

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  • This is true.

  • Im black (african-american) lol and this is still hilariously true....this guy is winning.

  • This simply is NOT true. I've heard use the terms/labels>  "German-American", "Irish-American", "Italian-American " & "Polish-American". Never heard "English-American" & French-American", but I have heard the previous Terms/Labels, and they're All White.

  • 4:42 "car in the ditch"

    where those drivers chines?

  • Have you ever read through a comments section on a YouTube video and been so angry you wanted to break something? That is me right now after viewing a few pages of this videos comments.

  • @kylethelincey you mad?

  • @MysticDMBherb

    Slightly buttfrustrated. Its ok though, it happens.

  • might ocur 2 u 2 step inside a fuckin geography class

  • you're pink

  • Africa is a continent brah, get it right please.

  • @TehEdited So is australia but it is still a country, so is northamerica

  • @FkAsaurus Yes but, we are talking about africa?

  • @FkAsaurus ur so dumb m8 australia isnt a continent

  • @Mr0Pickles007 You are joking, Right?

  • poor bugger. must hav a small cok then. mine'z ova 8" n im white.. and africa's not a country dude.. LoL

  • your a legend

  • Africas a continent, not a country..

  • Totally true dude. You rock

  • true shit am black to

  • What's the difference between a black person and a dog standing in the road?......... You swerve around the dog! Hahahah!

  • @smacker299 Bahahahahahaha!!!!

  • actually im white and my cock is 8 inches

  • Hey, Africa is not a country. Just fuckin with you.

  • if a white person called me a nigger, id laugh in their face and call them "cracker"

  • racism is FUNNY!!!!

  • Why did the nigglet cry when he shit in his nappy? thought he was melting.

  • I have a penis. :)

  • he's the fat white nerd in the corner - Dat is indeed not offensive at all against: He's the tall black dude in the corner haha

  • Id rather be called black,. its a simple fast descrition i surely agree, no need to be offended by it. nun of us r black or white in color. whoever started the "afro to africam american shit was dumb" i agree. racist jokes are funny i agree. most jokes have a hint of truth. but there areeeeeeeee plentyyyyyyyy of good jokes about white people out there. lol u just havent heard. lool

  • looking in the vad ver vah, that fucking thing. good vid man

  • who gives a fuck, this vid is stupid

  • haha i feel u man its like wtf this stfu already ur born in america ur americain u move to america ur american

  • "Halfrican"

    Dude you're a genious, that;s goin in Freya's Favourites

    I report new content at our club at the office every week XD

  • whats the diffrence between boy scouts and jews...

    the scouts make it back alive from there camps :)

    I now its bad but its pretty funny sorry if any jews read it :(

  • @ElementalSquirrel You wrote ("now " its bad) not ("Know "it's bad) that is disrespectful and offensive to Grammarists.

    Your Joke is not funny... or is it...? scouts die every year during camps...... but they got to eat bacon ? So not as bad I guess....Sorry....... I feel evil writing that

  • @troutbloke i know i realised it after i type it cba changing it.

  • Whether a Black person sticks with "Black" or "AA" they are still segregated socially and politically. If you're TRULY worried that people think of America as White, do some research about what Blacks are facing in America.

  • no thumbs up! this is my chance......

  • good video.. you surprise me dude i like your video. you are expressing your honest opinions - i respect that. as an african-american a term named after two white guys - leo africanus and amerigo vespucci, i really don't know what to call myself. as a person in a interracial relationship racial jokes are funny between us because we don't say them in hate. if you get a chance check out my videos - how to laugh at racism

  • this guy is right!! respect!

  • OMG I'm fuckin 13 and have a 6.5 inch dick

  • @CoffinKid1 Gay/Racist

  • fatty

  • I want you to know that you just rock dude. Like this was the funniest thing I have seen in like a week. But at the same time I agree with you. Keep up the honest videos.

  • Funniest white joke i ever heard! Lol

  • love you man, completely agree with you.

  • They don't tell white jokes, but they probably tell polak jokes and all that crap

  • shut up u rejected peter griffen

  • he's that shiney, stinkin mo-fucker in the corner

  • PINKS AMERICANS

  • ur a homo

  • NATIVE AMERICANS FOUND THIS COUNTRY YOUR WHITE ASS ANCESTORS ARE FROM EUROPE

  • @jayblac LOL ur an idiot!! Native American didn't find it,,, Asians did... and anyway, Europeans found it first,, they landed in Chesapeake, va and the Clovis type tools were found on the east coast pre-dates the New Mexico ones by like 1500 years,, sorry, but it's recent find,, seems the ORIGINAL "NATIVE AMERICANS" may of been blue-eyed devils after all.. smoke dat in ur peace pipe

  • @Prowler609 Actually, they were Native Americans, but idk why they were called that cuz they WERE from Asia. They crossed a land bridge that later melted. I t had connected Asia and North America. So technically you were both right. It was definitely not Europeans. Amerigo Vesspuci said it was a whole new country and wasn't India but other than that, the famous Europeans weren't the first.

  • @18shbohl It is now well documented and widely accepted that Clovis type tools that predate those found in Clovis, NM were found in Chesapeake,VA that carbon date 1500 years older and are the same type prehistoric tools found in the caves of what is now modern day France. It is theorized that prehistoric man that inhabitant Europe 11,500 to 15,000 years ago ice hopped their way across the Atlantic, hunting along the way.

  • @18shbohl Bottom line-- both migrated here and neither can claim the title “Native American” oh wait,, I can claim that moniker BECAUSE I WAS BORN HERE!!! And that makes me NATIVE……. In short--- that dirty white European Devil was here long before Columbus sailed the Ocean Blue in 1492,, and before the earliest ASIANS walked across that “land-bridge”

  • @Prowler609 ARE you Native have any Native blood - only my people the Native Americans can rightfully fuckn say we are Native American fuck all the other cry baby race's_ bitches get over ur selves you don't see my people cryn or thinkn we need speical treatment blacks were enslaved for 300 yrs. well motherfuckers my ppl still are are were a dye'n race were all almost wiped the fuck out because of the government you ppl are so fuckn IGNORANT

  • @Jonathan982 sounds like ur cryin now

  • @jayblac YES!!! Thank you!!!!! Actually mine aren't, but thanks for telling everyone that, cuz they were kinda pissing me off! The people who found this country were Asian. They were Native Americans.

  • @18shbohl mane all of you all are FUCKN stupid Native Americans were here for the start noone brought us here you and everyone of you ancesters came and new ones still come and continue to kill up what was once a beautiful country you fuckn fucks

  • @Jonathan982

    im partly native, and seriously, what did the natives expect? a bunch of superior civilizations coming over to a rich land of gold and foreign vegetables and just leave them alone? HELL NO! and dont even tell me Native Americans wouldnt do the same to Europe if the tables were turned....

  • @jayblac And "Native" americans are actually from Asia...

  • @jayblac so? u found it and then europe found it so wat.stop complaing

  • @jayblac your BLACK im guessing?

  • @sheaskie4 yes i am and it you're not your

  • @jayblac actaully native americans are from asia

  • @jayblac Also george washington and crew founded the country ,lol no one finds a country

  • @jayblac Yeah to bad that we own this country now so who cares about the indians.

  • @michaeltenute its native american dumb shit

  • Hahah funny u shuld have a tv show

  • they should show this on tv, reality shit.

  • dude, you are the man

  • your fucking pink

  • AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY.

  • @captainfury2007:Ur half norwegian?U should get over here and become 100% norwegian.We`re the richest country in the world (every now and then we`re 2nd richest.Behind some tiny tax paradise) no poverty,no homeless ppl,free healthcare,free dental,guaranteed pention after 67.No having to work till u drop thanx to Bernie Madoff.Yupp,life is good;-) AND our niggers are under control.

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  • @1037478 Well,that depends.R u saying i should just call ANY black person a nigger,or a Escaladedriving,goldtoothed,cr­ackselling pimp dick a nigger?Bcoz that`s fine.Just level the playingfield and give me a tec 9 too.Or do u want me 2 call the black guy coming home after spending 10 hra. in a cubicle 2 support his family or a black guy coming home trom a year in Iraq or Afghanistan a nigger?Bcoz that i WON`T do.There r black ppl and then there r niggers.How about u?What r u?

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  • @1037478 I can see how i would think that,looking at it again.But no.There r black ppl and there r niggers.There r white ppl and white trash.I don`t care if ur black or white,if ur a mooching welfare-leach refusing 2 pull ur weight in society or worse,a criminal,re-offending WEIGHT on society i`ll label u 1 or the other.But i`m not a bleeding heart "i don`t see color d`oh" idiot either.I have black workfriends,gymfriends,but my "friend-friends" r all white.The 1 "breed" i TRULY hate is whiggers!

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  • @1037478 Continue-> Quick example:Mike Tyson was a black kid,became the unified champion bcoz he was an AWESOME fighter (btw,he was black) Then he became a nigger under Don King.And now he`s a retired black fighter(Best fighter 2 ever set foot in a ring,but that`s a whole diff. story)

  • @1037478 what happens in america down in the south, is the nigger gets mad and talks abunch of shit then he gets shot

    we callem what we want where i live in georgia, and they know better not to say somthin back! thats how it should be

  • @keredhtims1 lol bet ur a nigger yourself lol. get a life nigger

  • Africa is the origin of HIV

  • white people are anglo american

  • not really its kinda hurtful

  • lolol ababblalal that fucking honky thing

  • africa is not a country

    you are as stupid as a nigger beast

  • Africa isnt a county...

  • Hahahaha

  • Funny n true

  • Oh and people might think white people are better but hmm look at far blacks have came from nowhere. How many white people do you see on pro teams (basket ball foot ball all kinds of stuff) Look at all the blacks that have become doctors or lawyers or even scientist when back in the day they weren't even aloud to learn how to read. I think that's a huge accomplishment. I like whites and blacks. Don't think I'm trying to affend a certain race. I just don't think people should hate so much!

  • this guy is fuckin retarted... not because hes an idiot because hes taping himself while he drives

  • @joshsauter whats wrong with that..?

  • @SuperSwaqqedOut hes going to crash form looking at the camera and kill an pregnant woman with 2 other children and the father that are going to sunday church and he will live but they will die. thats whats wrong with that

  • your an ideot because clearly white people are more advance than blacks just look at american vs africa america is much better than africa and there are more whites in america than black and in africa there are more blacks and africa sucks. hmmmmm

  • White people are crackers! that means im a cracker! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Racist jokes are racist.

  • Good Video! Makes a very good point! One question..Lol.. When your driving down the road do people look at you wierd? Lol. Oh and I subbed!

  • racist hicks? whos racist now dumb ass

  • look i hate niggers but not black ppl there is a different...and if your a nigger you should get out of america!!!! again i'm not racist..(ok some times but every one gets a little from time to time) oh and fyi this guy is a nigger to me!!

  • look i hate niggers but not black ppl there is a different...and if your a nigger you should get out of america!!!! again i'm not racist..(ok some times but every one gets a little from time to time)

  • I'm not racist, I eat watermelon. lol jkkk

  • "technically you're not white you're pink" lmfao haha

  • u need to find something else to do with your time. smh...

  • Al Sharpton,Jessie Jackass,MTK is to blame...it went from Nigger, to Negro,to Colored, to Afro American, to Black, but i see no mexican's,whites,jews,chinese,­japanese or nobodyelse bitchen..im a racist and i hate a motherfucker that dont work or pay taxes... whooops could that be niggers and mexicans since the majority of walfare is black women with 9 fuckin kids. boarder jumpers (mexicans) that dont pay taxes but somehow still can fuck white girls and livehere free off of my hard earned pay.

  • I honestly feel everyone should SHUT THE FUCK UP and fix your ignorant selves....there will ALWAYS be dumbass racist hicks...the key is not to respond, but to rise above and dont give a shit...they work from a lower form of intelligence...so why associate with that and bring yourself to that level?? I dont know about you guys, but I enjoyed this vid....dam cars in the ditch hahaha

  • @mixedbreed19 Racist hicks? Dude seems to me your eating your own shit, thats pretty racist in it's self.