This one time I went to Scotland. It rained non-stop and was freezing cold. Everyone is overweight and has false teeth. All the men are transvestites and the women look like men. I was attacked by a swarm of midges and thrown out of a pub for saying that the Loch Ness monster didn't exist. Everyone is constantly drunk and there is a very high level of MS due to the horrible weather. I couldn't sleep at night due to the constant bagpipe noise. I am never going back.
This one time I went to Scotland. It rained non-stop and was freezing cold. Everyone is overweight and has false teeth. All the men are transvestites and the women look like men. I was attacked by a swarm of midges and thrown out of a pub for saying that the Loch Ness monster didn't exist. Everyone is constantly drunk and there is a very high level of MS due to the horrible weather. I couldn't sleep at night due to the constant bagpipe noise. I am never going back.
While he doesn't sound Scottish not sounding like your Grandad proves nothing. I have had an American tell me my accent was fake because he had a Scottish friend who sounded nothing like me, there is more than one accent in Scotland you meet someone from Glasgow they don't sound like someone from Shetland.
You are from USA right? Don't all British guys spell the "a" like "a" and in America you spell it more like our German "ä". ^^ But for an American guy, great job, keep going! =)
YOU DONT SPEAK SCOTTISH i love scotland and i really dont thinl you are funny sorry i am going to live in glasgow and the accent is a lot stronger than yours and more BEAUTIFULL
Haha no offence but you sound nothing like a Scot. I don't even know what you sound like, so it's your own made-up accent. I'm Scottish and I actually found this hilarious, so well done on that.
@natemess8 Only the people in the north of Scotland have that accent LOL ! Such as Inverness,Aberdeen,Lassiemouth and Elgin etc. So if you were to talk to me in that accent i would probabley think you are from the north of Scotland. + Don't listen to all of the people saying its not good. It's a very good accent from the north of Scotland. Too everyone ! Not evert town,village or city in Scotland has to be a Chavy/Nedy glaswiegen accent! :) Thanks :D !
@130awesomeness Scottish speak normal thank you but they have an accent and that is their charm and he claim that he speak scottish and then insult them on their accent that is not good plus he don't sound like them
@newroza75018 wow i posted that comment a year ago haha well i am glad someone saw it, i think Scottish accents are awesome and this guy is totally ruining that for those who have no idea what Scottish people may speak like
come tae scotland and get yer b aws blootered ya wee wank stain, thats no how we speak ya wee fanny. you sound more like an irish man ya wee welt. youd get yer baws burst tae fuck uwur here!
When are these fannies gonnae learn they cannae imitate a Scottish accent? This sounds more like an Irishman takin the piss out of the American accent lol.
lol same thing happened to my dad, he was outside the pub and said you want a fag to this guy who was here for business and he goes what the fuck you call me?! haha. by the way, awsome teeth :D
Come to glasgow learn Scottish and stop trying to talk garlic u cannae talk Scottish u just a fucking wank stain and an a wanna be scot get off YouTube
Scots we try to do it because we LOVE it, don't get pissed off please :) even if we don't get it right, let us dream :) maybe with the practice we'll be able to make it properly one day :P so please don't be all mad for such thing, we're not taking the piss but just apreciating your culture.
@RJREID1992 Haha. Finally somebody who shares an opinion with me. Ah, well, what can you do? People will always post their ignorance up for everybody to see. Quite sad really.
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This one time I went to Scotland. It rained non-stop and was freezing cold. Everyone is overweight and has false teeth. All the men are transvestites and the women look like men. I was attacked by a swarm of midges and thrown out of a pub for saying that the Loch Ness monster didn't exist. Everyone is constantly drunk and there is a very high level of MS due to the horrible weather. I couldn't sleep at night due to the constant bagpipe noise. I am never going back.
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This one time I went to Scotland. It rained non-stop and was freezing cold. Everyone is overweight and has false teeth. All the men are transvestites and the women look like men. I was attacked by a swarm of midges and thrown out of a pub for saying that the Loch Ness monster didn't exist. Everyone is constantly drunk and there is a very high level of MS due to the horrible weather. I couldn't sleep at night due to the constant bagpipe noise. I am never going back.
karezza6 1 week ago
where are you actually from???
forkihalei 2 weeks ago
From the Ameriscottie Parish.
cannoir 1 week ago
erm, what was the accent? I couldn't quite grasp it, you're very attractive though (sorry)
forkihalei 2 weeks ago
WTF?.... lol
Billsounds 2 weeks ago
Its worse than terrible!
gmaccruyff55 4 weeks ago
if this is what u think we sound like then your obv not all there in the head this is the most pathetic scottish accent attempt av ever see
johnston1888 1 month ago
Hy, i´m from Germany. I love this "Aye" very much, its sexyyyy :D
Linyana 2 months ago
hiya im from Scotland and you sound more Irish than Scottish but good try tho :)
mikeyp0131 2 months ago
irish faggot
MrPyperrr 3 months ago
Hey im from aberdeen scottland and i should know your speaking irish and rubbish
wwebinweevils 3 months ago
Fuckin 'ell! What the the fuck did you do that for???!!!
TUBULARRRGH 3 months ago
Don't try this again I'm scottish and this was embarrassing
miniparkourninjas 3 months ago
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1994MissPaige 3 months ago
Im scottish with irish parents, you sound more irish! How did i end up on accent videos.....
TheMartybhoy 3 months ago 2
Your Scottish accent is quite rubbish...
romana1990 4 months ago
comprehende? *entiendes
Faridale 4 months ago
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While he doesn't sound Scottish not sounding like your Grandad proves nothing. I have had an American tell me my accent was fake because he had a Scottish friend who sounded nothing like me, there is more than one accent in Scotland you meet someone from Glasgow they don't sound like someone from Shetland.
Cybopath 4 months ago
raise ur voice or get a better mic.. couldnt hear a thing ( raised my mac book's volume to full)
ba77ar90 4 months ago
@Taiginator agreed
MICKYMAVYT 4 months ago
haha, sounds like you are from india and trying to talk Scottish.. lol
karro00794 4 months ago
You are from USA right? Don't all British guys spell the "a" like "a" and in America you spell it more like our German "ä". ^^ But for an American guy, great job, keep going! =)
Gorkii89 5 months ago
YOU DONT SPEAK SCOTTISH i love scotland and i really dont thinl you are funny sorry i am going to live in glasgow and the accent is a lot stronger than yours and more BEAUTIFULL
newroza75018 5 months ago
it sounds like my balls
muazpeja 5 months ago
it's like the sound from munich germany ;)
Jetty4life96 5 months ago
wow people quit being so rude!
he's only trying the accent because he LIKES/admires scottish accents enough to want one. he's not trying to insult anyone.
anyway... thanks :) i liked this video it made me smile
jessicalily28 5 months ago
Ok you are a total asshate the accent sucks more cock than yoou do
mcneill749 5 months ago
Are you smoking sum1s arsecrack what the fuck is that?
Munn1991 5 months ago
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Munn1991 5 months ago
ur no talkin scottish yer talkin mair ae a irish acsent
lewisdavidmurray 5 months ago
Haha no offence but you sound nothing like a Scot. I don't even know what you sound like, so it's your own made-up accent. I'm Scottish and I actually found this hilarious, so well done on that.
heymeggie 6 months ago
are you wearing a false teeth?
learning8165 6 months ago
aye yer shit
aye ye are shit stop trying to be scots ya cunt
sotefb 6 months ago
aye yer shit
sotefb 6 months ago
sounds welsh/scottish/irish o___O
MsLiamz 6 months ago
Nate your hot but nooo on the accent. Not even close.
ialwaysbesingin 6 months ago
this man is hilarious, he's made up an accent of his own :')
ShootingStar1595 6 months ago
That is the best indian accent ever.
Niwood1 6 months ago 17
@Niwood1 haha! brilliant
KillMrFist 6 months ago
Spaniard
JaimeinUK 6 months ago
it sounds more like austrailian accent
LivLiv35 6 months ago
Scottish people I know don't talk very fast. Your accent sounds more like Brad Pitt's character in Snatch.
dpoet77 7 months ago
do even scottish people even talk fast?
MrSkycity007 7 months ago
@MrSkycity007
yeah we speak very fast
can depend where from to how fast
rockchickfairy 7 months ago
I wish to congradulate you; you've invented a hybrid of Irish, Scottish, and American with a little British thrown in here and there!
ryandvy1 7 months ago 19
@ryandvy1 I call it Isab.
jjovereats 1 month ago
bro im a kiwi and even i know thats irish lol...X
LaughOutLoudWithMeXX 7 months ago
Oh My Goodness.... That's Irish :/ Well, part Irish, part American, part... swaheli?
1robyn5 7 months ago
@natemess8 Only the people in the north of Scotland have that accent LOL ! Such as Inverness,Aberdeen,Lassiemouth and Elgin etc. So if you were to talk to me in that accent i would probabley think you are from the north of Scotland. + Don't listen to all of the people saying its not good. It's a very good accent from the north of Scotland. Too everyone ! Not evert town,village or city in Scotland has to be a Chavy/Nedy glaswiegen accent! :) Thanks :D !
kieranW397 7 months ago
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kieranW397 7 months ago
thats irish.
TheDonolys 8 months ago
kinda bad irish sorry mate
Salvonaman 8 months ago
It sounds more Irish to be honest... I'd do you though
lukeisareilly 8 months ago
it sounds indian hahaha
Sophaayx 8 months ago
thats Irish ?!
xxAiMEEBAiRDxx 8 months ago
no afence but u sound nout (yep im scottish) like us scots u speak irish irish are fast not us
nexisgamiing 8 months ago
Haha dae u fuk sound Scottish mate
MairiLouiseMcmahon 8 months ago
yer maw!
Pleiodes 8 months ago
Am gonna find this wee cunt and stab him tae death. Fuckin wee faggot.
TheWackadooFuckhead 8 months ago
Prick, you need to get out more often!
marlinstown 8 months ago
That sounds Irish.
MsBeautifulBlossom 9 months ago
sounds irish to me. its very quick sounding.
macthecomedian 9 months ago
Well that was offensive...
scotland369 9 months ago
ur cute
lol "it's very scottish...sometimes"
lookitspink 9 months ago
i think thats irish, NOT FUCKING SCOTTISH
moooooooooo99 9 months ago
your hotttttt
ChanaLouX 9 months ago
it sounds like you're trying to do an Irish accent and failing... o.e
fakeaccountbtw 9 months ago
ha... 'quite rubbish' is right!
Holisticpage1 9 months ago
Ur hott
remaininglife1128 9 months ago
i don't get it, everyone is saying "they" don't talk like that, wouldn't they talk like any normal person would?
130awesomeness 9 months ago
@130awesomeness Scottish speak normal thank you but they have an accent and that is their charm and he claim that he speak scottish and then insult them on their accent that is not good plus he don't sound like them
newroza75018 5 months ago
@newroza75018 wow i posted that comment a year ago haha well i am glad someone saw it, i think Scottish accents are awesome and this guy is totally ruining that for those who have no idea what Scottish people may speak like
130awesomeness 5 months ago
Youre just embaressing
ziroytle 9 months ago
Your a pure headbanger !
TheLivilion 9 months ago
you tried but failed no scottish person i know speaks like that haha lol you do sound more irish at a push
scottishlassie2011 9 months ago
N we all dnt talk like wat yer daein hen come doon tae see wee jimmy … tats like people from glasgow bt i do love hw they talk
100percentscottish 9 months ago
Okayy u dont sound scottish bt we do speak fast lol
100percentscottish 9 months ago
Wonderful!!!
DJDAVIDSWIFT 9 months ago
wow, ur using stereotypical UK slang, ur accent is gash, u sound more like a poofy irishman
devoursouls 9 months ago
even if ye managed tae have good accent, yer teeth be too white
alalalalalong09 9 months ago
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fuck off u cunt
betrayal77xboxlive 9 months ago
come tae scotland and get yer b aws blootered ya wee wank stain, thats no how we speak ya wee fanny. you sound more like an irish man ya wee welt. youd get yer baws burst tae fuck uwur here!
darthpaul 10 months ago
Ha! Comprende? LOL
minwoo503 10 months ago
you sound irish :P bad irish.
whowhobug 10 months ago
Sounds like Pikey...
anordic 10 months ago
eh mate, yae sound like an Irishman, we dinnae talk like that in Scotland, we dinnae talk fast either -_-
Twitchie3 10 months ago
When are these fannies gonnae learn they cannae imitate a Scottish accent? This sounds more like an Irishman takin the piss out of the American accent lol.
LynnieG85 10 months ago
gorgeous you! love your teeth and accent :D
malewar 10 months ago
Never heard someone from scotland talk like that, and im from scotland.
RejectionsHD 10 months ago
im sorry i cant understand at all...
yanghee7303 11 months ago
lol same thing happened to my dad, he was outside the pub and said you want a fag to this guy who was here for business and he goes what the fuck you call me?! haha. by the way, awsome teeth :D
T1NAxTH3xGR8 11 months ago
get ti fuck
frannyandzander 11 months ago
am from scotland and that didnt even sound scottish :S we dont talk like that mate ! and obv. fag means cigarette !! :D hahaha
N1col3B33xx 11 months ago
you're handsome dude.
duclaw1987 11 months ago
its shite
aimsteroo 11 months ago 2
What a handsome homosexual Irishman.
TheXand19 11 months ago
you seem so american to me
knarisa 11 months ago
I dont even know wit yer accents ment to be mate i dont even know :/
Daisyloubolton 11 months ago
You just fail life XD
holz96xxx 11 months ago
ur so cute, I hate ppl that speak slow lol since i speak really fast lol
aikisaku 11 months ago
Come to glasgow learn Scottish and stop trying to talk garlic u cannae talk Scottish u just a fucking wank stain and an a wanna be scot get off YouTube
djdarlo 11 months ago
Sounds more Irish
fartseller 11 months ago
Scots we try to do it because we LOVE it, don't get pissed off please :) even if we don't get it right, let us dream :) maybe with the practice we'll be able to make it properly one day :P so please don't be all mad for such thing, we're not taking the piss but just apreciating your culture.
tziuriky86 11 months ago
noooooooooooo not fucking scotish ye sound more irish (whitch is no bad thing )
boabmax 11 months ago
you dont sound one bit scottish :L! god sake imgettin pissed aff way folk trying to do a scottish accent stop Ripping US scots :O
MairiLouiseMcmahon 11 months ago
Omg, that sounded Irish lmao !!
MsMyrisha 1 year ago
Prick keeps deleting my comments
MrHulio1985 1 year ago
Ha, that's cute!
checkerbordom 1 year ago
AHHH I love your accent ahhhh sooo sexyyyy
OddlyUnusual 1 year ago
hahahah perfect.. scottish peaple talk so fucked up!
TheRazwacko 1 year ago
Fuk you we dont talk like tht
bob1999199 1 year ago 2
dude your scottish accent is horrible your an embarrassment to my country
TheBubbles625 1 year ago 3
ermm kinda embarrased for you, if you were in scotland and you spoke like that... you would be in trouble quite offensive to say the least!
If anything it sounds like a bad irish accent.
edinstew 1 year ago
lmaoo it sounds like a mix of irish and american amerish haha keep preactising. but its not that sterotypical :)
bradleyy2kaii8 1 year ago
wat that doesnt even sound the bit of scottish!?
89lalita89 1 year ago
This is a fuckin fail. As a Scotsman myself, i'm pissed off.
18scotslad 1 year ago
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jbkm22 1 year ago
its fuckin knobs like you that hink ye can dae oor accent, thats no a scottish accent at a pal. Away and bile yer heid if yi hink thats guid
66scotland 1 year ago
WEDONTTALKTHATFAST ! :D
XbeebethybooX 1 year ago
Do you have Skype?!?!? Would love to chat!
jenangel69 1 year ago
You have really nice teeth but you don't sound Scottish.
cookiemonstrously 1 year ago
you sound like an incredible douche.
spoilermdc 1 year ago
this guy needs to take his meds
jamielinda1 1 year ago 2
that is not scottish lol
starshine921 1 year ago
ummmm, dork much? lol
BrandiKBeddingfield 1 year ago
what is your number? ; p
sgtfuckup 1 year ago
That aint Scottish or Irish its pish thats what it is!
hellraiser917 1 year ago 2
That's Irish bawjaws :/
VivalaryMan 1 year ago
Sorry are you irish?!
princessgirl32 1 year ago
Are You Sure That You Moved To Scotland and Not Ireland
MrPayne235 1 year ago 2
Lol I dont think you sound scottish :D
But good try.!
Ridaste 1 year ago
i like it good!!
cocoisCRAZY1 1 year ago
Don't EVER talk like that in Glasgow... you'll git chibed!!
Nolaboy74 1 year ago 71
@Nolaboy74
i agree
AlBhoy93 1 year ago
Can I kiss you back please ?
xxmentalladxx 1 year ago
epic fail xD
shnucki 1 year ago 3
thtz irish u idiot!!! ur a disgarce to scotland!!!
relaxwoman 1 year ago
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Epic Fail - They dont talk that fast...
tzagify 1 year ago
Phu!!! iam from Norway and can tell you thats not very god schottish accent!!!! Try more in front of your mmmeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrooooorrrrrrr!!!!!
wildnorviking 1 year ago
pish.its irish.fail
allyboycaley 1 year ago
Thats a mix a mix of scotish and irish
TheTrueSoundOfBass 1 year ago
Shite. Ye canna spik scattish yive gat yer knickers in a twist get yer erse aff a you tube!
gagaandcherylcolefan 1 year ago
i like listening but volume is bad
mccoysuper 1 year ago
you sound irish, im scottish and i talk noooothing like that
jessicapezzaclare 1 year ago
youre hot. but you need to stop with the scottish accent :P
sistaz1 1 year ago
wtf mate if you where in scotland u'd probably get beat on the spot HAHA how can you be in irland and not know you are ther? LOL
jj1aa2mm3ee4ss 1 year ago
this is absolutely irish accent
savanyucukor1313 1 year ago
This guy is a "fag"
tronized 1 year ago
mate. im from scotland. and i dont believe i speak with an irish accent.
livings118 1 year ago
you sound swedish lol! cute x
SuperYellow1989 1 year ago
Irish accent, compreende?
xpownz 1 year ago
lol
Izzybizzy123456789 1 year ago
Chase that leprechaun dude.
pissantsoldier 1 year ago
O shait?
ShinyHagge 1 year ago
I reckon the only place that that would pass as a scottish accent is in Celtic park
matthewJmaloy 1 year ago
thats irish mate
calderposse 1 year ago
u sound irish :L
randomforever22 1 year ago
this is very rubbish actually your quite obviously amerrican
sarahstoneham5 1 year ago 2
ur irish , stick to it, u are no way close to scottish, leave it to us,....
"ya weee fag"
harryfivelive 1 year ago
@harryfivelive haha thats feffin hilarious!!!!
Izzybizzy123456789 1 year ago
not scottish love :)
irish maybe.
StaceyMitchellx 1 year ago
What part of Scotland are you supposed to be from... Dublin?
RJREID1992 1 year ago 73
@RJREID1992 man, Dublin is Ireland's Capital city, so what are u talking about?
Mindaugas7100 1 year ago
@Mindaugas7100 He said that as a joke, because the uploader sounds more Irish than Scottish.
PalerLaze 1 year ago
@PalerLaze Ahhh i see now, sorry for that i got your point, good one :P
Mindaugas7100 1 year ago
@RJREID1992
Theres no place in Scotland named Dublin, i think your thinking of IRELAND, two different places
bbwmegg1 11 months ago
@bbwmegg1 exactly.. He sounded Irish.. it was a joke?
Bexi222 11 months ago
@bbwmegg1 wow.. really?! haha. its because he sounded Irish. It was a joke..?!
Bexi222 11 months ago
@bbwmegg1 that is the joke bbwmegg1
willracer92 11 months ago
@bbwmegg1 am from Scotland you cunt.. fuck sake some people just dont get irony
RJREID1992 11 months ago 8
@RJREID1992 Haha. Finally somebody who shares an opinion with me. Ah, well, what can you do? People will always post their ignorance up for everybody to see. Quite sad really.
Irishborne 11 months ago
@RJREID1992 dublin is in ireland smart ass
xaldinsbaby1 10 months ago
@xaldinsbaby1 That's his point....
unrealeck 10 months ago
@xaldinsbaby1 i think that was his point.
superjedheads 9 months ago
@xaldinsbaby1 *FACEPALM*
DontShakeItUp 9 months ago
@DontShakeItUp lol
xaldinsbaby1 9 months ago
you sound really irish.. its a good one aswell haha!
amymcintyreX 1 year ago
Your cute :D
tnnsboy18 1 year ago
thats tottaly irish =)) x
boabmctavish1 1 year ago
Aboot
iBuckeyesFan 1 year ago
you sound irish XD
jesskarockzfashion 1 year ago
you have to swear ........... thats scottish and bad scots talk
eggman94sharp 1 year ago