Let's Play Ultima VII The Serpent Isle 16: Brutal Murder for Fun and Profit

[thedragonb0y]

Kiko has to be the most colorful hero I have ever seen.

He does all the things normal video game protagonists don't think of!

Guess the Avatar tax goes in many ways...BUA HA HA HA HA HA! ...*cough*

[adamg6284]

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[mimpone]

Avatar: damnit.. no more space for these halberds

Dupre: but m'lord..can't we just put them on top of eachother?

Avatar: WHAT!! DUPRE! OF WHAT WITCHERY SPEAKS THY! GIMME YOUR ARMOUR AND GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH....a Jill sandwich that is

[Dalxien]

Dupre: Is that virtu- ohhhhh forget it. :/

[sirdownloadsalot]

Once great soilders killed by goblins (And not kiko, no!) Are delivered by the brave, handsome, witty and dashing kiko, for a fair fund! So those brave goblin-not-kiko killed guards, may find piece. And if you THINK you saw kiko murder those guards, you are mistaken. And if you continue to belive the lies, kiko will give you the ultimate Avatar tax EVER. Up where the magic storms don't dare to strike.

[TheCastellan]

Profit via murder and slaughter, the Dick Cheney method of getting rich quick.

[Mgame1988]

Even pikemen pay the Avatar tax. With their lives and bodies.

[zerfsun]

dual wielding halberds? thats one tough guard

[PopcornSalt13]

"Skippy? O_o HOW DOES KIKO KNOW MY NAME?!" ~The reaction of any paranoid person named Skippy.

[abcdpup399]

So, are there any punishments to dying besides not knowing exactly where on Serpent Isle you're going to be teleported to afterward?

[Nightenstaff]

Step One: Rob lighting

Step Two: Kill guard for XP

Step Three: Grind guard into dust for 100 coins

I can't wait to see what's next!

Step Four: Burn down orphanage to impress girlfriend?

Step Five: Skin live puppies for cloak?

Step Six: Cast Armageddon spell when tavern wench takes too long?

[Durandal16]

@Nightenstaff

My god! How did you guess! It is as if you've divined the future actions of the Avatar exact!

;)

[Maverynthia]

That's just sick and cruel that not only do you kill them, you get paid for doing it too, and your not playing Assassin's Creed ;-; Poor unnamed pikeman, so many of you die in various games and fantasy novels already and now a CHAMPION OF VIRTUE is profiting from your death. ( ,_,)

[tungazzio]

Don't magic boots function as swamp boots in this game?

I'm not absolutely certain, but in the game I'm currently playing of it everyone seems to ignore swamp poison, in their magic boots.

That said, my save game is slightly messed up for reasons I do not know. Shouldn't affect the boots, though.

[storrs19]

Yes. Magic Boots offer the best armor protection as well as wording off all noxious things like swamps.

[DuskShark]

Kiko is the best Avatar ever in the Ultima universe.

[beverlymakenzie]

i wish i made a video cuz i made a horse mine inside the church,and made a chicken preach to people

[hyenalord]

Oh no! A fox! This can only mean one thing! That badmouthing fox from the last Ultima let's play has returned and intends on spouting off knife-like truth until the Avatar perishes!

[Bullfrog1983]

I could just see the other knights talking about the dead pikemen.

"Damn those goblins! They are becoming ever more bold attacking our two pikemen at the keep!"

Yeah maybe they should've kept more men there.

[Kruggy0]

"Let's Not Play Ultima VII The Serpent Isle In The Intended Manner 16: Brutal Murder for Fun and Profit"

[Kikoskia]

If it wasn't intended for that to happen, then why did they even put the mechanic in there to profit from the dead bodies?

[Kruggy0]

Temptation, of course! Same thing with the GTA series. Intended as a normal-life simulator, but the temptation for reckless driving and brutal murdering tends to overwhelm most players, just because they're technically able to. 'Tis sad to see...

[forgalzz7]

There are several dead or legitimately killed pikemen found near Monitor: One in Knight's Test, three in the Goblin camp, six in the caves near Furnace. That's a thousand Monetari.

[Xidusx]

@Kikoskia touché

[storrs19]

@Kikoskia Exactly. Just about everything in each Ultima is there for a purpose, no matter how odd or seemingly useless it may be.

[TheThreadWeaver]

And somehow it's virtuous!! Hurrah!!

[ZeLunatic]

EVERYTHING the avatar does is virtuous. because he's the avatar!

[RedGryz]

Ah, the Avatar. Baal's true heir apparent.

[emilysong2000]

And the Avatar finds yet another way to get rich quick through bloody murder. No one on Serpent Isle is safe.

[Crowley9]

Swamp boots - an important item, as long as you do not have magic boots, which have the same effect with added protection.

[PwnzorBob]

Well that's... exploitable.

And profitable.

[iniudan]

Ok Kikoskia's avatar sure straying further from paragon of virtue each time I watch him. (If he was ever even close to that paragon =p)