House MD - Funny Season 5 Moments

[juju0udon]

"Which one's House?" "-points- the big black guy"

[ADAMMMSaVaGe93]

Cuddy is so so so so adorable when she's playing with the ball on house desktop! at 2:44

[ADAMMMSaVaGe93]

admit it, admit it!

[whoseontrial]

'Wow, muscles and curves. My penis is so confused' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Papped1710]

ah the connery impression! lol

[raio20]

genetically modified for tastiness hahaha

xD

[DJStealthyMusic]

2:17 the best;

absolutely, although there need to be a man sitting between you and the toiletseat xD

[lockedzelda]

@DJStealthyMusic which ep is that from, do you know?

[DJStealthyMusic]

@lockedzelda no srry, can't help you with that :(

[KanahiChan]

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" XDXD

[cosm47]

Genetically modified for tastiness OMNOMNOMNOM.

[Clarestovold]

Drug dealer: "What do you want?"

Taub: (Looks around hesitantly) "I'd like to, uh, buy some cocaine please?"

XD

[Brandybuck56]

lmfao wilson is hilarious "you have -two- ties?"

that delivery was priceless

[SaraMSS]

LOL HOUSE IS AWESOME! 

[RapidCityJM]

"You manipulative bitch."

[TheYoma1996]

Slowly and painfully. :D

[MissHannahJanel]

does anyone know what episode 5:40 is? Please and thank you (:

[brownl83]

3.52 - 4.01

gotta be one of the best sean connery impressions ive heard! totally surprised me, LOVED IT XD xxx

[TheSalcuga]

4:26

hahahahahahahahhahahaha

[31operafan]

"I just explained to him I had his balls, and he's not getting them back." xD That's just great!

[31operafan]

xD "I'll just pee on the floor." I loved the way he said that, like it was no big deal.

[ambassadorDR]

hahahah this was sooo great @ (EdwardsBrunetteGirl) teriffic vid!! it was hillarious. lol at Taub--hi i would like to buy some cocaine please hahhaa

[mrEvans45]

from which episode is the scene that house shaves?

[housestalker1]

hugh laurie + wet t-shirt=YUM

[MrRyan2315]

What episode is 4:15-4:23?

Cause that part is the best scene in this video.

[liamp1994]

@MrRyan2315 the episode is "Let them eat the cake", House employs a hooker to play a prank on Kutner and Taub.

[hpotternut]

hes such a brat gotta love him :D

[Destroysall]

4:00-4:23 was hilarious!!!

[bellamig]

What episode is the thing with the balls and Cuddy sidding at Houses dick ?

[tetovo777]

The one withe the inhalator is the best from 4:25 to 4:44 thats the best part

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

you should have done the part from "Social Contract" where the dude spits out whatever he thinks, and 13 is abt to do the MRI and House sends Cuddy in...that is a priceless moment.

[blowtorchacurlyfry1]

what ep is 1:48 from?

[iGeForce]

Here is my impression of Foreman on the happiest day of his life:

:|

Now the saddest day of his life:

:|

Cameron: O.o

Brilliant xD

[EduardoElSexypants]

@iGeForce that was not cameron lol cameron doesnt work for house once taub is around.

the chick Was doctor hadley, more commonly known as 13 lol

[WolfGirl4489]

xD i love it when house does CPR on that woman and when she starts coughing the other 2 doctors get freaked out. xD

[Madara757]

no mr bond.. i expect you to die >:3

[Madara757]

umm ._. i would liek to buy some cocaine please :O

[Madara757]

house is the fucking man!!!!

[HABO2210]

muscles and curves. my penis is so confused XD

[52vegeta52]

lol

Cuddy "these walls arn't sound proof"

House "i'm aware of that"

[Seiklis]

could you play the full scene from 'let them eat cake' sorry just wondering is all

[31operafan]

*Guy presses on arm* Owww.

*Presses on leg* Owww.

*Presses on other leg* Owww.

*House pushes on other arm* OWWW!

[ninzi89]

@31operafan that s not his other arm which is painful actually that was his finger but he didn t get it

[31operafan]

xD The inhaler lady was classic! I loved the look on House's face when she showed him how she uses the inhaler!

[Lollocide]

@31operafan

I agree. It sums up the 'Someone just shat in my cornflakes' look.

[31operafan]

xD "Have you seen my balls? Giant one and the red one." Oh, House...

[XxOldFashionedGalxX]

4:14 - 4:23 may be one of the funniest things ever in House! No matter how many times I see it I still die of laughter!

Awesome choices, everything in this video are great funny moments!

[tylerap]

@XxOldFashionedGalxX same here!!

[isahfraga]

OMG...So funny

[iluvjoejonas1308]

@Vicki20 Let Them Eat Cake. One of the best episodes of season 5 :D. House new season on Monday!

[Steuerchen]

aah I adore this series =)

[krazyazn208]

shes on my jock LOL

[bloodmayft]

wich one of u is house? The big black one xD

[fillysunray]

Genetically modified for tasty *smacks lips*

[katrinabadina0]

I love that House's ringtone is Hansen ... mmm bop

[xrictina56]

what episode is 4:34 ?

[31operafan]

XD My mother told me about the inhaler lady. I LOVE House MD. Some of the things house says are hilarious.

XD Loved it when "Mmm-bop" was playing on his cellphone. That song is SO OLD. XD

[rossey05]

What episode is 1:44-1:49 please??

[Earthbender986]

1:48 y is wilson on the floor?

[iluvjoejonas1308]

@Earthbender986 Because House fixed his chair so it would break when he sat on it

[Earthbender986]

@iluvjoejonas1308 oh ya

[Motherload111]

6:06 what episode is this!?!?!?!!?

[iluvjoejonas1308]

@Motherload111 "Here Kitty"

[TheCoolProfessor]

4:15 is the best!

[LaLALaNd37100]

4:05-4:26 is hilarious

[HookedOnSonics518]

That inhaler lady was STUPID!!!!

[eviltrolldudets]

no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die :D

[Eedje15]

never mind i know it already it's from season 5 episode 23 house divided

[lol1143]

The inhaler part begs mocking

[Eedje15]

realy funny :D does someone knows which episode 6.28 - 6.38 is?

[CanaryKeeper]

I always laugh at the way House chucks Wilson's floor mat out the window. XD

House and Cuddy sharing an office will never get old. LMAO

That and Kutner and Taub's freakout...TOO MUCH FUNNY!!! lol

[4shoSAMsterLOL]

1:36! LOL...wilson totally missed. look at those priceless faces!! haha!!

[dxtr0]

5:08 i laughed so hard hahaha

[olimakiella]

4:47 - 4:55. It's like Flashdance but oh so much hotter.

[Psychicqueen]

Am I the only one who wondered about the cheetos bag being backwards in the vending machine at the end?

[yueaiyume]

Which is what House wants Wilson to admit at 1:35?

[ftnaav]

LOL 4:40 and 4:22

[TheChemi]

there would have to be a guy sitting in between you and the toilet seat but absolutely lol.

[ultraryanrules2]

2:14 LMFAO

[pupyup12]

i cant wait for season 7

[Lifestyles01]

No Mr Bond i Expect you to Die XD

[rupertseale]

i cant bellieve iv never come across this show before... wtfff its hilarious

[g4tech]

you seen my balls?

[bobbyewing311]

CUDDY WIN @ 3:10

[faceofboe910]

"Things need to get back to normal in your life, and what could be more normal than me screwing with you and you figuring it out?"

"You manipulative bitch."

Aw, what a sweet moment between the two! Too bad about two minutes later, everything GOES TO SHIT. *cue hallucination of best friend's dead girlfriend*

[sgba17]

Great Way To End The Vid =)

[communistpianist]

LOL 4:22

[zisisGIANENA]

4:40 aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahah­hahahaha

[friendfan06]

lmao his face on 1:47

[brokenxstitches]

LOL "hey wowah ouch what are you doing?"

"this is doctor house, he is too brilliant for introductions :)"

[ZeroTolerance4BS]

Definatly should have extended the clip with House and wilson and the broken bottle.. "Still not boring" was great

[demonchil2009]

anyone know a site i can watch this

[Minkeltje468]

which episode is 6:09?

[cindyfabulous]

cuddy<3

[joegirl2000]

wat episode is 2:38- 3:47 from

[sahinduezguen]

''MY BALLS! YOU SEE MY BAAALLSSS!!! giant one and red one!''

PRICELESS!!!

[Legba85]

@sahinduezguen Cuddy- "I'm sorry. Yeah, I had to tell him I had his balls and he wasn't getting them back!" That was priceless.

[cooliecool19]

no mr. bond i expect you to die

[EdwardsBrunetteGirl]

what episode is 2:20 ???

[redscorpy27]

@EdwardsBrunetteGirl I think that is from "The softer side"

[EdwardsBrunetteGirl]

@redscorpy27 Ohh thanks :D

[liamp1994]

@EdwardsBrunetteGirl Its from joy to the world, House makes a bet with Wilson that he can be nice to patients at Xmas, hence the labcoat, but she doesn't know she is pregnant so house goes back to insulting

[MissHannahJanel]

@EdwardsBrunetteGirl what episode is it? Because the one the poster replied it as isn't correct :/

[trysr]

4.39 - I guess Blondies arent the only dumb kind of women...

[MysteryGirl411]

Taub is awesome!

[Catman2030]

6:07 EPIC

[kattyen]

"You manipulating Bitch" XD

[memeej9]

first one xD

[TanuJones]

what episode is at 5:01--5:05

[LittleMissRainbow98]

I LOVE HOUSE!!!!!!!

[KanahiChan]

what episode is 6.07?

[UnfortunatelyMortal]

lesson learned, don't poke ceiling with cane ^_^

[nipponpaint99]

where is the fuckin funny part?! dammit 7 mins of my life wasted

[xXVi3t4lyfeXx]

@nipponpaint99 you have no sense of humor and clearly do not watch the show. Gtfo

[binhboong2008]

House:I made it! I made it! I made it! I made it!

Window: *CRASH*

[moondust9999]

@binhboong2008

he was saying admit it

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Are you using your inhaler right?

Do I look like an idiot?

Nope, why don't you show me how your inhaler works.

*applies inhaler spray to neck*

*innocently smiles*

[aglayanizenko]

wow muscles and curves. my penis is so confused. HAHAHAHA.

[TheGAMAW]

which episode is 3:53 - 4:02??

[moondust9999]

@TheGAMAW

let them eat cake

[rockdup99]

muscles and curves

my penis is so confused :))

[DevilSilver33]

@rockdup99 best quote ever xD

[WhiteRose226]

I would give anything for one night with Hugh Laurie.

[bodreddd]

@WhiteRose226 Married AFAIK. Too bad.

[chipsamy]

What episode is that in 4:22 ?? ROFL LOL LMFAO!!

[redscorpy27]

@chipsamy that's from seson five : "Let them eat cake"

[chipsamy]

@redscorpy27 thanks, is just so funny! xD

[Lyncherrr]

whatttt! at 2 minutes they cut that WAYYYY too short! "she looks pretty good for someone who just came off roofies."

[heartzandluvz]

Ao. Ao. Ao. Aooooooooooooooooooo.

[xxquillify]

THE INHALER SCENE. HAHA!

[204Blank]

That was great. Could have used a bit more Olivia Wilde. but it was funny

[JimRoot11380]

you didn't put the scene where he is dancing on "fight the power" which, I think, is the best, but it's really great ! :)

[Lucifer120793]

Which episode is the clip at 4.12 - 4.23 from?

[redscorpy27]

@Lucifer120793 that's from "Let them eat cake", season five

[Lucifer120793]

@redscorpy27 Thanks XD

[lyricyst]

ROFL that chick using her inhaler lol pure genius

[shadowmare97]

Have you seen my balls?

[kanimarisola]

what episode does wilson get arrested in?

[97lamborghini]

hilarious vid. i loved the part where House wakes up that "dead" girl and it scares the hell out of Taub and Kutner

[muzic252]

other than cuddy's ass that faces all eight sides of the bagua at once.........lol that was hilareous

[JeffVids1]

How many Episodes does it have every season of doctor house????

[Rosette46]

ahh, no matter what, the taub+kutner scene will always be my favorite.

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

2:25 what episode was that?

[alessandro357]

What episode was 4:30 from??? is so funny jajajajaja and house is not dressing the regular way jajaj

[SEHarpz]

"You manipulative bitch"

[iLaughAtYou42]

6:08

No, Mr. Bond, I expect your to DIE!

Eoisode plz?

[Kasiula1o3]

'do i look like an idiot?' XD

[DarkLordOfNightmare]

4:38

hahahahahaha

[MrJohnson20xx]

This is season five and nothing from "lucky thirteen"?

[tash815]

You know what scene should be here? From E12, The Softer Side, when Foreman pinches House's nipples to get him breathing again.

[nikam7]

at 1:08 does anyone know the name of the song when House picks up the phone please ?? (sorry for my english)

[tash815]

Mmmbop by Hanson, or The Hansons is what they used to be called.

[captaintom25]

@nikam7 MMMBop - Hanson

[whatthehell82]

Hi, do you know in which episode House said to Wilson "You manipulating bitch"?

Btw the way Wilson says "You have two ties?" just killed me hehe

[tash815]

Season 5 Episode 21. Saviors.

[sonicsmash89]

I kind of hit that last night

[HaloLvl43Legit]

4:30 4:41 I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life

[mermaid1900]

if only hospitals had a house wouldnt that be brilliant ! X)

[tdevil101]

@mermaid1900 i would fake illness just to see him

[inuyashaluver999125]

i would like to buy cocaine to

[redscorpy27]

That's from Let them eat cake, episode 10, season 5. :D

[AnimeVampire1324]

what episode is 4: 23 from? When they're in the morgue?

[amydumaslita]

wow muscles and curves my penis is so confused. lol :))

[MrDoug509]

Great collection but you missed the hilarious one where Kutner revealed he (not the cat) peed on Houses' chair (LOL). Plus I think Lucas is a great character.

[muzic252]

hehe "you manipulative bitch"

[whatthehell82]

Hi, do you know which episode was that?

[elsalvador131993]

what are the producers thinking they need to get rid of Lucas hes never been funny

he ruins the show with his stupidity

[xox4vr17Vixox]

"I would like to buy some cocaine, please?"

[RenardeBlanche]

@xox4vr17Vixox "Definitely not a cop."

[zisisGIANENA]

@xox4vr17Vixox epic

[Guffington]

My balls... have you seen my balls?

[Guffington]

Is that Dick Van Dyke he is impersonating at 3:55?

[redscorpy27]

He is impersonating Sean Connery, in Untouchables.

[Guffington]

My bad. I haven't seen it.

[birdieluva1531]

@redscorpy27 anthony dinozzo says the same in NCIS!!