Sesame Street: Cookie Monster's Sorting Song

[livinlvis]

The simple logic of Sesame Street. If only Congress had watched the program as children.....

[xXNoobman444Xx]

um....um.....I DON'T GET IT WITCH ONE IS IT



[HoneyMORTUARY]

"YOU SO SMART"

aaaww thanks xD haha

[Dunno721]

YAY!!!! IM SMART :D

[unnamedking1]

i am almost 12 and thats who i was for halloween

[Palkia792]

Haha.... Silly but funny

[UnleashedMercure]

I'm french, and i didn't understand what does he mean >< (my oral skills suxx)

Can you writte me what he is asking? please x)

[raffi19791]

@UnleashedMercure "Une de ces chose n'est pas comme les autres chose" C'est de differer lequel plateau a un nombre de biscuits different que les 3 autres. La chanson que Cookie Monster chante a des versions differents sur Sesame Street.

[Domineon13]

seriously, I won't let my child watch this... really disturbing

[yesiamawizardjonny]

Watch MoonFaker: Where's the plume?

This song was classic in that!

[barleymownipperkin]

I thought of this song when all my Scottie dogs were facing my husband, hoping to get a treat, and right in the middle of them was our pot-bellied pig (Angus) hoping to get a treat too, all butts were facing me, but they did not all look the same! I just started singing it out loud, never expected to see it on youtube! Thanks for posting!

[dudeyourtrolloled]

24 people thought it was the top plate : /

[ProThesaurus]

I actually thought this was silly because any of the cookies on the top right plate could be removed and therefor it wouldn't be 1 thing that was out of place. I completely forgot about the placement of the cookies on the plates... I am not so smart apparently.

[bigfaggykitty]

yay he thinks im smart

[TheCavScoutlastout]

our drill sgts sang this if someone in formation was fucked up hahaha damn i almost lost my bearing

[haleyannjane]

0:40

[EDWEIRDITUDE]

i was thinking at the he'd eat a cookie to make that thing like the other things.

[Unon1100]

It's the top left one!!!! The cookies are brighter!!!!!! Oh... It isn't? I guess I so dumb

[thegudgurl]

this is hard even for a monster.....lol

[ryltarcalmin]

I saw this video and at first i thought it said cookie monster's snorting song. XD

[julitamarie]

.'mmki,I.

[asdf1000000]

I'm a three-cookie plate and I'm offended.

[TheMinor2major]

I feel like this in high school

[zearpure]

ok....

[lunarsofi]

18 ppl didnt guess right XD

[baby99845]

@lunarsofi 25 XD

[lunarsofi]

@baby99845 omg LOL xD

[peko500]

i feel so smart now.

[noob87able]

oh hey! I wanna play the game now.... he is disguised jigsaw....

[Fi1988]

If you pause this at any point while he's singing, every single frame is hilarious!

[Luciferminusone]

What I meant to say is most jokes about people's race are meant to only be taken as a general rule of thumb because that allows exceptions to the rule which makes life wonderful.

Just like you should never run down the hallway at school but there are times where you should break the rules like during a fire or an armed intruder so you can get to cover but you need wisdom to discern that.

[layzergun]

You guys should sue Foo Fighters.

[h20incinerat]

this is clearly promoting segregation.

[ripe12345667]

You so smart! <3

[woog757]

Sesame Street:Promoting Musical segregation for decades :)

[GizkaFreechman]

17 people couldn't guess

[misenein]

@GizkaFreechman And you're also a fucking faggot with a completely cancerous and unoriginal comment because you don't have the brain capacity to make one.

[XmasScavengerHunt]

Surely you can both can see that a game like this is best played in the living room.

[oreowizard1]

Soooooooooooooooooong

[hoboyho]

Am I the only one or does the Cookiemonster sound like the Hulk?!?

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

that there plate of cookies just aint right!

*shoots one of the plates with 2 cookies and turns into a dead spy*

[soysaucenwasabi]

I think shows like this actually made me dumber. lol

[spawn22222]

I remember back in Elementary School, the bigger and popular kids would all circle around me, and chant this song while laughing at me and throwing rocks at me. No one would help, because I'm the thing that doesn't belong, and I always will be. Good times.

[Thandiwe15]

I'm surprised he didnt eat the cookie that was too much, Lol, hahaha

[thestealthor]

they should do this song with three hot chicks and one grenade! LMFAO WORKS PERFECTLY!

[omegaforceshockwave]

Boy's Latin's education program at its finest.

[applenick12345]

they are not cookies

[falonharper]

^-^ i remeber this I thought i was a genuis

[10qqz]

ooo ooo I know what it is! Usually there's a girlscout selling cookies, but this time is a big green pedomonster!

[Nonamearisto]

I remember this. lol

[whataburgerfan1]

They should do a "one of these things is not like the other" with three people holding American flags and Barack Obama.

[luv4chocolate7]

@whataburgerfan1 true!

[carloscm316]

hey cookie monster,after hearing you singing , I realized where all the trash metal singers influences came from .

[Rubberman202]

HOLY CRUD! I remember watching this as a kid! I'm crying nostalgic tears!

[HitTheGroundWalking]

I can only imagine how bad a kid would feel about himself if he ever got one of these wrong.

[XxdarknessluverxX]

Haha i sang this at the rascal flatts concert last week when Gary started beat boxing lolz

[brainfoodlunch]

aw cookie monster said I'm smart!

[thumpasaurusrex]

Those things dont look like cookies at all.

[Dellamorte81]

saw 8 - cookie traps - wanna play a game? ^^

[Laniebug36]

At first I thought they were waffles

[Dekobee]

This looks it's from 1969, but it's actually from 1992. It's from episode 3008, by then Cookie Monster evolved from being an Anything Monster, to being the real Cookie Monster. It's hard to believe since it feels like 1969. If you don't believe me, check on Muppet Wiki.

[hellojustmehere]

@Dekobee Sorry, but not quite right. It's early 70's. Muppet Wiki just says that 3008 is the earliest episode they know of that the clip appears in - they don't have info on all 4200+ episodes in Sesame's history. They're a great resource, but Muppet Wiki's not infallible either.

[arty6060]

COOKIES!!!!!!!

[SethiXzon]

I couldn't even figure it out when I PAUSED the video!

[TheTomReid]

This is simultaneously the worst and the greatest song ever.

[CrayolaAsylum]

Why Is it wrong to have more than 2 on a plate this is just gonna give Kids OCD and Perfectionism, Damn You Cookie Monster your so politically Incorrect !

[Katoop]

GOD DAMMIT WHAT'S THE ANSWER??

[ryhoyarbie]

Oh Cookie why do you care? You're just going to eat the cookies anyway!!! Does it really matter?

[ClamChowderPWNS]

So easy a caveman can do it.

[betress1]

did you know in some places they changed it from cookie monster to veggie monster cuz kids kept on asking for cookies instead of healthier stuff.

[soysaucenwasabi]

@betress1 I go down on hot chicks so does that make me a pussy monster? lol

[Coldwarwinner]

@soysaucenwasabi

No, it makes you a basement virgin.

[keemonta]

he didn't eat the cookies :-( what's a segment with Cookie if he don't eat the cookies?!?!?!

[fromfred]

you know what you so smart! love it :P

[asstreme2]

hurr, im a retard for not figuring it out

[SwordOfXealos]

Fuck! I got it wrong.

[dangerousDAM]

Wait what was different about that one?

[athull08]

When did Cookie stop saying I, and start saying me?

[Feerulace]

He should have devoured the cookies at the end!

[omfgwth89]

I'm "so smart"

[evilmagic100]

i need an hour cookie monster I NEED AN HOUR!

[Pikazilla]

bottom left

[prettichickXx]

Cookie Monsteer is the besssssssssst , u lovley thing xxxxxxxxxxxx

[GothicCookiez]

lol, this sounds so racist. XD

[cherrygda]

lmaoooo....i used to LOVE sesame street

[lauriecolson]

compared to this clip, nothing better "illustrates" the semantics of similarity and comparison in relation to vagueness

[CrazyRockDude1211]

The Pretender anyone?

[BuddyBoy600alt]

I remember this. This was on "Play-Along Game and Songs" VHS.

[americanidol434]

so epic

[RuinedEmpires]

yeah. that's prejudice. i hate this.

[kowen12]

He didn't even eat any cookies D=

[CrazyRockDude1211]

@kowen12 He steals 20,000 cookies every day when Swedish Chef is asleep. XD

[ShesMyMedicine]

Hahahaha thats awesome :D

[tehnamesseli]

you(r) so smart!

[Syrophrenikan]

i'm sorry but the entire time i was watching this i imagined it would be much funnier if the plate with three cookies instead had two chocolate cookies....

[Odb718]

That did not look like the real Cookie Monster!

his upper lip is all messed up, his fingers are dirty as all get out, and his eyes werent in their usual spot!

Imposter Monster!!

[MarioBro6494]

@Odb718 this clip was made in 1969

[Camdor5]

I was rockin the fuck out to this

[ericartmean]

dundundundun

[SisterKlon]

I never liked this song. Why should the thing not belong with the other things just because it's different? Why can't the nickel hang out with the quarters?

[Lizzilolaphobia]

@SisterKlon Because the quarters are nickelphobes.

[castro1change]

@SisterKlon, I think you have missed the point. The Cookie Monster is trying to teach children to discriminate, or to discern. The ability to discriminate between things is not only an essential life skill, it is a crucial survival skill.

[nacyaz]

@SisterKlon because it could be homosexual so that means it doesnt belong anywhere

[Muppephile]

@SisterKlon I was an outcast as a child, and this song never bothered me.

[Luciferminusone]

@SisterKlon It would be nice if the universe really worked that way but as the chiness ancient wisdom said a lake cannot be a lake unless it has bounderies.

That's the problem with people today is they think the slighest disagreement means that one is racists which is reverse racism.

[abe2517]

@SisterKlon - I agree with the sentiment, but the ability to discriminate is literally the basis of all rational thought.

[oreowizard1]

@SisterKlon that has nothing to do with figuring out the difference between 3 and 2..

[TopazSkillMauler]

i wonder what....

[mustange550]

Cookie Monster reminds me of one of my friends talks, acts and does just like him..

[openurmindnow]

He should eat the extra cookie at least

[NEUDude]

I just noticed something I never noticed before. During the part where the plates and cookies are shown close up, if you look to the very left of the screen, you can see the edge of the wall, and there's something behind it.

[GeorgeP97]

@NEUDude That's what the "other" thing is, not like the other things. The plates have cookies on, so they're basically the same, but the thing behind the wall is not like the other things :P lol

[MrRepzion]

I love cookie monster!! HAHAHA

[ninetailedfox96]

LMAO the older version of cookie monster looks like he had a stroke

[kev2594]

WIN

[RANMASAOTOMERS]

uh um IDK T.T

what is the answer

oo i knew it im so smart

[spidermonkeythegreat]

cute

[MrBulletime]

Cookie Monster was found dead in a club just outside of Miami. We dont know the cause yet...

Miami Police Department

"We are better then KFC Delivery"

[ErnieandBert1]

I like how Cookie sings this.

I guess it's just how Frank sang so calmly in a lot of the early ones.

[mkebza83]

I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv the Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster = Childhood Hero :)

[swapnillouiegene]

lmao they show this in my jr high school we were lerning median and we still are

[nachogod]

Damn it Cookie Monster GIVE ME MORE TIME

[tmbluedragon912]

@nachogod lmfao hahaha omg thank you for making my DAY!!!

[XxdarknessluverxX]

@nachogod It was too fast for me too =\ LMAO

[depechemode1992]

the plates on the right side are closer to each other than those on the left side! I FIGURED IT OUT~!

[noppe7]

i'm smart :)

[MaltheF]

the 3 plates with 2 cookies on is the odd ones

[losarman]

you mean are

[MaltheF]

...yes... LOL ^^

[LaurTheAlmighty]

I can't figure this out.. its too hard

[MrGuitarDavid]

i'd tap that

[kennylippiatt]

i guessed wrong =( still 5/5 for cookie monstah =D

[thedanperezvids]

wow he has lost a lot of weight over the years.

You go, C.M. !

[Radioh21]

i just love cookie mosnter!! :D

[Beckylicious456]

aww i luv him lol...

[LovexxMuzik]

COOKIE MONSTER! <3

[gubeym]

screw the vegie monster i want the coockie monster back.

[punxsutawneyphyllis]

Yeah, why can't they just say that it's only ok for him to eat tons of cookies because he's not a human or something like that.

[Sabored]

There was a rumor before the last season started that said that they we're going to change him into the veggie monster, but they aren't going to, they might as well just get rid of him if they do that.

[SisterKlon]

He just sings about how cookies are a sometimes food now. Encouraging children to eat healthy.. He tries to resist his urge to eat cookies, and it is quite entertaining.

[hoopersghost]

@Sabored : The "Veggie Monster" rumor is FALSE, even though it's re-surfaced practically every season for the past few years. Cookie Monster has kept his name and his favorite food; one recent episode even had him wishing for cookie trees to grow on the street. The real change is that now, he can't eat a cookie without some disclaimer about moderation or a balanced diet. Come ON, Sesame Workshop; turning the Cookie Monster into a nutrition fanatic is just plain sad!

[DjLuckyOnline]

It'd make total sense... but that'd mean they'd have to discuss other things like... what does the counting count eat?... definitely NOT like the other things. lol

[punxsutawneyphyllis]

lol. maybe he eats numbers.

[omfgwth89]

@DjLuckyOnline the count eats TWO...TWO SNACKS AH-AH-AH-AH

[apit2999]

gosh...my brain is too small for that

[AnnJemima]

The Foo Fighters' song "The Pretender" always reminded me of this song lol XD

[febot]

haha! That is so true!

[depechemode1992]

the singer of the foo fighters once said the same ;)

[BanditoXYZ192]

wow! now, how is anybody suppose to get that right!?

[nintendonerd11212]

in class i wasnt wearing my glasses and the light got on the smartboard and a screamed TWO!!!

[theCHKgroup123]

I did get it wong to i suck!!!

[jinxed43]

Anyone have the MP3 to this?

[orangeXpudding]

im so smart

i got it rite

[nintendonerd11212]

my teacher showed me this in algebra and hes like '' you so smart'' and hes all crosseyed while saying it

[theboss31423]

cookie monster is so hot

[Frogiful]

@theboss31423 dang straight, hes one big stud.

[grnhnuts]

son of bitch! this is hard!

[DaDaWgLLS]

I got it wrong. :(

[Shutesumfools]

i can sense the racist undertones...

[rounce55]

YES

[snogmyarse2890]

This definately brings back memories.

I used to watch this on an old sesame street vhs tape when I was little xD

[jheric619]

hahahah i remember when i watch this show when i was little...good times

[SpydermanGST]

Listening to "Pretender" by Foo Fighters and then listening to this is so much full of win

[poppoob]

Lol i swear ive been doin that forever

[poe1593]

holy shit!!! thats why i looked up this song i was listening to pretender!

[stillerrr]

Were you listening to the same station I was? DJ said the same thing.

[CourtyardSun]

He didn't eat the cookie to make it like the other things!

Where's the REAL Cookie Monster!?

[punxsutawneyphyllis]

When they turned off the cameras, he ate all the cookies...

[LancainS]

funny cookie monster..especially his eyes..hahah^__^

[ILiveForTheArts]

this is my favorite version of "one of these things" :)

[JazmineTheWerido]

Noooo... you so smart :)

[DrDoofenSmirtzz]

Man, you just can't forget these classics xD

[figgesich]

THE LEFT SIDE, the plates are nearer to each other^^

[figgesich]

epic win!