After Hours - Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?

[XxdescrtoxX]

i have my own apokalips f u all it wont happen for at least a tousand more years so jus leave it alone and if it dose happen it says appocalips that means the world goes bye bye with evryone nothing alive on earth and plus earth is sopose to be blown up destroyed kaaaaaaabooooooooom ok so this is over boom wont happen in hunderd thousands millions of years

[TrickRider58]

I love how all of impressions sound exactly the same.

[navoria]

Get in my goddamn van! LMAO

[hollowshinigami1000]

BONETOWN IS THE BEST APOCALYPSE!

[blivwah]

asbergas

[Mystic3517]

Fallout 3.

[violenceandpoetry]

CONTINUITY ERROR!!!

Romero's zombies ate flesh because of an instinctual need to eat. They did NOT eat brains, so Sorent's renewable brains idea would NOT work with Romero zombies, which for t purposes of this conversation are the only zombies.

[TheMagmagoblin]

@violenceandpoetry The zombies do eat brains, along with everything else, but the persistent idea that they only eat brains or walk around going "brains" shows how many zombie fans haven't even seen the original. A lot of them don't even know the main hero is a black guy.  And this movie has been in the public domain for a long time...I guess kids don't want to see anything b&w. But give Soren a break...from a comedy perspective "a renewable source of meat" isn't as funny.

[violenceandpoetry]

@TheMagmagoblin

I agree. However, they make entire videos picking apart a single flaw in a film, so I thought I'd put the shoe on the other foot, then break it off in Michael Bay's "movie concept generator"

[hail2dkingbaby]

To all of you saying that Soren would die first I say two things: Leon Kennedy and Chris Redfield. Check and mate

[CraigMetalHead]

@hail2dkingbaby Both Leon and Chris had training before hand and help from people who also had training... or Claire. Thinking about it, Leon probably shouldnt have survived. Where Chris only had to fight the contents of a single mansion and had better training and an entire team of equally trained individuals, Leon had to fight an entire city alone while also worrying about Claire (civilian), Cherry (civilian) and Ada ("civilian") being alone in various places around the city.

[StopMotionMichigan]

dude but robots would know you, would learn and kill everyone

[moonverine]

Swaim just won all conversations past, present, future, and sideways universe.

[Azrael666Azazel]

Robots could easily be taken out with an EMP pulse. You may be right about most people not being able to kill family, but there is the flight or fight response and I don't care how close we are you try to eat me and I take you out.

[cnphy]

Soren is so so so SO very good looking.

[thejohnykilroy]

Asspacolypse

[SilverSinspawn]

I vote zombies

[rtgomez90]

"This just in, north-high front of meteors. Theres meteors in six days it's meteor time."

LOOOOL

[BUKGYQ]

look, you're concentrating on the aspects of this woman that are... derogatory...

hahahaha

[Keinlicht]

why did my internet go down to 20kb/s just when i started watching this

WHYYYYYYYY

[emmahouli]

Soren needs to be careful of any Apocalypse,

jocks and sluts are the first to die

[themanclaw2]

"If the world ends in any other way than the zombie apocalypse, most Americans will kill themselves out of sheer disappointment." -Yahtzee (Zero Punctuation)

[graydamane]

the waitress was hot

[ntherewas1]

I'd go inevitable natural doom too.

[TheFinalVampireKing1]

Ha, What if pokemon was real?

[GiantPetRat]

"I want the weatherman to come on and say 'This just in: Nort- high front of meteors, there's meteors in six days, it's meteor time."

One of my favorite After Hours episodes. Damn, I wish they'd post more of these.

[hinata167]

i want a sureal apocalypes were you are in and out of realiity

[neviusprime]

You gotta love how flattered Dan is to be Goldblum

[Lamporre]

Clearly Michael is the only one at that table who has seen "Last Night".

[maximotheone]

normal zombies how to beat they cant bite through metal so where metal armour

robots are easy to kill EMP them and dead

meteor is the only thing i cant think to destroy unless we make some sort of missile

[KoyomiHiroyuki]

@maximotheone

Big-ass Meteor + Missile = Meteor bits hurtling towards Earth.

[maximotheone]

@KoyomiHiroyuki yh but they should burn up in out atmosphere and im sure that they wont be big enough to destroy the world

[grimmspottir]

This just in, north, high front of meteors, theres meteors in six days, its meteor time.

[Toyman1982]

Who drew the cartoons for this? i wanna save the jpg of them so i can beat off to them later :D or blow em up and put them around town

[RoversMaster]

I would love to see these people in an actual apocalypse movie.

[LastDanStanding]

maybe turn down the bass in the intro of... like all future iterations of this show? You are destroying the internet's hearing.

[MrSmileyPantsTB]

They left out HSOTD zombies...

[Dinyctis]

I like the waitress.

[loonanC]

I want this T-Shirt :P

[JimmySteller]

These guys should see Don McKellar's "Last Night".

[shittyfagg]

Shaun of the Dead was a great movie, it really was.

[TheDashingRor]

I respect that Michael Swaim is the only dude at the table not trying to show off biceps. He's more of a man for it.

[princesstamika]

@TheDashingRor You can't show off what you don't have. :P

Dan and Soren have killer guns. Giving the ladies a little somethin' somethin'.

[shotguntap]

@TheDashingRor He has none :P

[xel99]

that waitress is hot :)

[OrderofADD]

8 people are not able to murder their loved ones.

[termanedieter11]

Slow zombies are ga.. just kidding guys, I'm with Brooks/ Romero

[thearthurshow]

best part 2:20 to 2:35

[BLACKIESBOY]

"... To make a connection with someone... In the butt"

I almost fucking died.

[JetBlackNero]

im gonna spend my last days hitting on every women I see. *katie starts looking nervous* lol

[shittyfagg]

I want it to go exactly as in Shaun Of The Dead. Exactly like that.

[Reapz141]

Any Apocalypse would be easy,god is probably sending them to you so all you have to do is to commit suicde and end up in heaven.

[theyakkoman]

I, personally, woudln't want any of the apocalypses they talk about here. I want a Ragnarök! I'm talking an all out war between the nordic gods, human warriors, frost giants and Lokis kids. That's the way to go for me. Swords clashing on a battlefield. No slowing, boring zombies, killer-machines or armageddon. All out berserk war.

[RikiOhRed]

@theyakkoman If the Nuclear war doesn't turn out, Let's go nuts with some battleaxes.

[violenceandpoetry]

I've seen this six times and I just noticed the small print for the number is in Latin or somenthing...

[AwesomeMcTubbs]

jesus... who is that waitress whose voice cracks when she says "doesn't that kinda depend on what kind of zombies you're talking about?"

i think i love her.

[sonyslilhelper]

Against Romero zombies we'd be okay but against house of the dead zombies you'd be FUCKED. They can wield weapons, jump/climb, Throw axes with pinpoint accuracy,have the mental capacity to intentionally launch surprise attacks, and move at a moderate stroll (4-6 kph)

[RikiOhRed]

@sonyslilhelper Check out 'Bitmageddon.'

[blubanana16]

wll the weatherman is a METEORologist. puns ftw

[PirateEyepatch]

28 Days Later were not zombies. A zombie is a reanimated corpse. In 28 Days, they were infected living humans.

[emmahouli]

@PirateEyepatch They are O'Bannon's zombies, which was why they were ruled out,

[ERoBB1]

But even the Romero zombie isn't one type of zombie. They're fast in some movies, and even talk in some.

[BLACKIESBOY]

"Renewable source of brains."

Fucking great.

[Bioniclefan45]

I would've shot "Agents of Cracked" - Michael in the face if he was a zombie.

[GrundySolomon]

@Falor5151 You think i can find that on a T-Shirt?

[DWarrior4]

They should make a movie, shit is awesome

[ElysetheKraken]

So basically what Michael Swaim wants in his weather-based Armageddon is David Bowie's "Five Years."

[Bunnokazooie]

Lol on the bio, Swaim;s weapon of choice is "Musket"

[HarlequinWolf]

Whos the insanely hot waitress chick?

[SgtBaker25]

I love the character bios for D.O.B, Katie and Swaim. Just like on the old X-Men cards.

[fromdaghettowithlove]

A conection with people in the butt...

[ImGoin2Boston]

I love you Soren

[AnitoPictures]

Biblical Apocalypse anyone?

[Inigobalboa]

4:51 LOL

[magmos]

Actually, going by zombie and horror movie statistics, Soren is the most likely individual to die in a zombie uprising. I mean, handsome, jock like, has lots of sex, and is more than a little bit of an A-hole. He'd be lucky to make it to act two! Then Swaim would be next as the comic relief always dies to show how severe things are, then DoB due to a freak out.

[248productions]

@magmos I feel like Soren would be more like Tallahasse from Zombieland.

[magmos]

@248productions I have to disagree. Tallahasse was the definitive Crazy Awesome character. If ANYONE there fits that category it's Swaim. Soren is the egotistical jock that normally gets killed off early to show the audience just how dangerous the monsters are, or who makes things worse over some slight and screws everyone over.

[TheCyprusX]

Swaim just killed it yet again.

[kvn11rcks]

Swaim will survive the Zombie Apocalypse, zombies don't target androids, and his fellow robots won't touch him either.

[EyeWillRefuseYou]

This show is fucking hilarious

[Ploiken]

what movie is that at 2:40?

[mlovecraftr]

@Ploiken The movie is 28 Days Later

[Ploiken]

@mlovecraftr thanks

[anthypophora]

This just in, north...high front of meteors...meteors, there's meteors in six days it's meteor time.

[LegionIscariot]

I choose Ass Apocalypse.

[ThemDudesShow]

this episode was badass!

[franinconverse]

I can't decied who I want more... Soren or Dan... or both at the same time...

[Choomanama]

asspocalypse ftw

[Dinyctis]

Waitress was cute. Get in my van.

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

liv tyler is a whore for ritz crackers.

[248productions]

Screw you Dan. That waitress was hot.

[bobbleheadedsam]

the stripper!! ha i think im falling in love with you guys

[jek21]

Katie is a babe.

[britticus1232]

i knew she would be the stripper

[Sobrekay]

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel like sticking it in stuff.

[MigeulP]

0:20

I would totally watch a reverse-zombie movie. Zombie society is going along just fine when suddenly, a zombie-pharmaceutical company crosses a line zombie was never meant to cross and BAM! You've got an epidemic outbreak of humanity. Lead by Soren Bowie.

[ImGoin2Boston]

No one should've had a Teddy Ruckspin....

[Moog226]

You're not going to work tomorrow, GET IN MY GODDANMED VAN.

[TheMetalMask36]

Yeah... thats not how that song goes

Thats why mines the best

[ImGoin2Boston]

i want nothing more than to sit at that table

[frecklebutton]

"It's our inability to guiltlessly murder loved ones that will bring about our ultimate downfall." and, "In a world where tomorrow doesn't exist, indiscriminately sticking it may be his only hope." Haha, amazing quotes!

I am totally THAT geek-chick. At Steak & Shake or Whataburger at 2 AM with my 3 best guy friends, nerdding it out hardcore. Goodtimes.

[Halo4Lyf]

@frecklebutton Marry me? ;)

[BGBailen]

zombie apoc, hands down.

[argentino39]

0:56 looks like Swaim

[Maphisto86]

Seven people who disliked this episode are not prepared for the asspocolypse.

[nnpurple]

i want soren

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

Any one mind telling me why there's a fucking 1:30 long ad about dogs on this video?!

[248productions]

Damn that girl was fine. Daniel's an idiot.

[LordMooseifer]

Someone has got to make that "inability to murder loved ones" shirt!!

[OrderofADD]

2 robots, 4 zombies, and 1 asteroid disliked this video

[redbeast13]

I so want more of these!

[AceRockola1986]

haha call the number 1800 not rape. its a working number!

[TheUSK0]

3:58 . That's an amazing band.

[eclipsestorm1975]

Katie is so hot

[Halo4Lyf]

Are Mike and Katie a couple?

[BLACKIESBOY]

@Halo4Lyf

Apparently, they used to be... But very briefly.

On the other hand, I see Katie being totally moist for Soren... Seeing as how I'm moist for Soren.

[Tacom4ster]

I'm hoping for the Zombies, Smart Monkeys, or fighting an evil one world government as a rebel.

[Naunet177]

Soren is hot, but I still prefer DoB.

[donorleone]

bullseye goldblum

[levanquer]

MORE!!!

[Azrael666Azazel]

An asteroid would be bad though because there would be totally anarchy which would be worse than the zombie or robot uprising because we all wouldn't care about the laws or anybody else. So the pros and cons would be the same

[Azrael666Azazel]

Zombie Apocalypse: I could honestly say i could kill a loved one or a random stranger to survive. Though i do think many people will get zombified simply because they can not kill another human without remorse

Robot Apocalypse: Easier than the zombie apocalypse because most of the time they don't have a face or look human. I think a magnetic gun or a EMP pulse would be the best way for this.

Asteroid: would be fun if it is a guaranteed world killer. Though humans would try to survive.

[Noble6lives]

Get in my goddamn van!

[ninjaboonbab767]

Hide with me Michael

[JackandStephan]

Is it weird that Swaim's scenario made me even more attracted to him?

[JustusGregorius]

Swaim won this argument: ASSpocalips!

[lastspartan15]

This just in: north- high front of meteors- there's meteors in six days- it's meteor time.

[chocomog35]

'PUT ME IN YOU!' Gold, just gold.

[Zorbo88]

You must. make. more. This show is awesome.

[adept91]

Swaim wins, no question.

[ToxBoxProductions]

In case you didn't pause to read the Asspocalypse poster credits,

"Asspocalypse" a Mike Leigh film starring Danny DeVito, Danny Trejo, Randy Quaid, Paul Prudhomme, Carson Daly, Garrrry Shandling, Chris Tucker, Rip Torn, Al Gore, and Kathy Kinney as "The Girl"

[JustusGregorius]

asspocalips: we're all fucked!

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

1 800 668 7273 is a french office number. Press 1 for english instructions

[TrigaHappy803]

OMG there are so many different types of zombies...and the George Romero zombies would SUCK ASS because all the rednecks near me would kill all the zombies in a matter of a week, and BAM no more apocalypse. They also forgot a killer virus that is extremely contagious, not a zombifying one however.

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

@TrigaHappy803 how is that fun?! Unless it was a disease that killed through vomiting. Then it'd just be hilarious.

[RefusetoListen]

I love the fuck out of Cracked. Cracked should get in MY van.

[travman365]

Teddy Roxban!!!!! I had one of those! CREEPY!!!!!!

[SwissArmyLight]

NO JUDGEMENT!

FETUS SHMETUS!

IT WAS LOOTED!

"Get in my goddamn van!"

1-800-668-7273

1-800-NOT-RAPE

And that is why I loved Cracked so much.

[XHellRaiser]

yunno why the weatherman would say there's meteors coming? its cause he is a METEORologist lololololololol

[Gaffas93]

These are all awesome!

[LoneXIrishXRose]

GET IN MY GODDAMN VAN!

Also I love how Dan just says "Sure" after every pseudo-insult.

[GPMRnDn]

i want to make a video just like this one. also, make more After Hour's, theres only three right now, i want more.

[Vajrayana514]

@GPMRnDn 4 actually :) They did a Harry Potter one, it's not on youtube yet, but it's totally on the cracked website.

[Zake955]

yes

[TheClayMedia]

both zombie filmed were english made :D whoop deerrt is

[jameskennedy80]

Great, I wish they'd make more!

[RandomPath]

way to fuckin' go, dan >:( THANKS

[maticastiello]

Asspocalypse

[maticastiello]

Asspocalypse jaja

[maticastiello]

ASSpocalypse ! lol

[inlinesk8terboy]

"Speciality: Microsoft Excel"

[DevanLund]

Katie looks a lot cuter with a full set of bangs (and know that she doesn't have those blonde stripes in her hair). I've always had a thing for cute nerdy chicks.

[jpl10380]

... in the butt.

[DWSimmy]

Zombies can move as fast as their body will allow them to move. If it's a fresh kill of a healthy person in good shape, it could move quite fast.

Who cares anyway, it's not real

[SuperBlaine1123]

The waitress was hot. Why would you make her leave?

[alekschang]

@SuperBlaine1123 I know!

[ohmygodgasm]

I called that number , the not rape one, i got a vicemail for awoman with an accent asking me to leave a message for some company...

[CraigMetalHead]

@DWSimmy What? You think the Dodos didnt fight b back?

Well, you would be right... BUT the Dutch and the Portugese are pussies so that evens it out.

[unorthodoxJ]

@K1LLERSHADOW I've seen a few where the zombies still retained some of what they once were so say if a scientist got bit the zombie would likely be smarter than average and could trick you

Also the zombieland zombies were smart enough to camp in bathrooms now that I think about it

[Soundnous]

maybe even make a connection with someone in the butt. LMAO You know I'm right, ASSPOCALYPSE!!!

[bosshog7169]

This wasn't funny to me. It just seemed like an intelligent and reasonable dsicussion, which may mean I am a nerd. I only laughed when he said "in the butt"

[wblstudios]

Get In My Goddamned Van is the greatest commercial EVER.

[Shinakumiatsu]

@wblstudios That part to me just SCREAMED out: "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!"

[dd79302]

lol