Glenngarry GlenRoss sales meeting

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

lemon' for tea

30 rock liberal douchbag

the mission of mercy is not Obama marxism

go fuck thine liberal douchebag

first prize is that nigger from snl

who swizzels

0thousand dont but friend or cars now with your devaluation of dollah! ff

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

liberal 2012 douchebags

/watch?v=RApvaQ0uGTw&feature=r­elated

elevator chair with a lemon

[MysteryEzekude]

My tutor played this scene in a lecture in front of about a hundred students at my university.

[CarlsonMeushi]

May I know what movie is this?

[TheJohnPhenomenon]

@CarlsonMeushi

Glengarry Glenn Ross. awesome movie.

[manalt5]

18 Academy Award nominations among the men in this scene with five wins. If Al Pacino would have been there it would be 26 nods and six wins. Pretty impressive.

[imahughjass]

I'm here from downtown.....

[cbfeeling]

And this is what's wrong with business: it's ALL about the money. Funny how a liberal plays this so well.

[MUFC127]

Fucking LEADS are weak? YOU'RE WEAK.

[jimdan76]

I do have those balls, hanging at every station where a closer is present. You are either able to persuade or not, CUT and DRY.

[theenforcer1977]

This speech goes to all the people in Michigan whining and crying about Gov.Snyder cutting welfare and unemployment. Stop crying get up off the couch and man up.

[CowardStern]

@theenforcer1977 Coming from a faggot with a fucking wop on his background like a black kid from the projects. Your ass grew up in the 80's/90's, you know jack shit about manning up fuckboy.

[theenforcer1977]

@CowardStern Better than sitting in a fucking park and begging for free stuff you will never get.

[CowardStern]

@theenforcer1977 No it's not.

Do you even get that I was insulting you? Jesus you're a fucking choad. I know niggers smarter than you.

[theenforcer1977]

@CowardStern Another internet tough guy. I will no longer respond to you stupid comments you fucking faggot.

[CowardStern]

@theenforcer1977 LOL coming from the turd with John Faggot Gotti on his youtube channel. Shut your fucking suckhole.

[existentialellie]

Fucking brilliant!

[Legba85]

I bet the original title was "Death of a Sales Man."

[ninjast4r]

@Legba85 Actually, It's Death of a Fucking Salesman.

[Legba85]

@ninjast4r In this perspective, it makes sense.

[christopherwiz]

I love this!!

[MrTxmadeTxraised]

u.s. army recruiting use to be like this. but when the suicides started to happen it all came to a halt. alot of command got relieved of duty and it was done. it has gottin' much easier on us and I AM glad that it is not like that anymore.

[Aulelia27]

@controversyking I totally agree with your comment - especially about him selling furniture - ie a product that is easy to sell for a longer sales cycle that requires attention to detail instead of hot leads.

[anthonyaferrara]

it works, trust me...

[shesemerald2011]

The fucking leads are weak? Your weak!

[rbud79]

the 16 people that disliked never did well in sales

[bradeffinpowers]

"Get them to sign on the line that is dotted. You hear me you fucking faggots?!" hahhaa outstanding.

[erikcharlene]

You came in here in a Hyundai!

[chrisgwathney]

Coffee's for closers only

[MrCc20]

Amazing. Who would ever dislike this. It's the way of the world baby.

[boxer12350]

Thumbs up if they got your attention now!

[BusinessGrowthExpert]

Such a great movie.

[Salvatore11G]

A B C, Always Be Closing!!!

[philipbourne]

Goose Bumps = )

[MySirensSoul]

one of the best CASTS of all time!

[okarma]

thumbs up if you carry a pair of brass balls in your briefcase

[FAILLAB82]

I use those lines @ work all the time, You must be a real small guy, where as my 7,3 has the knowledge and respect for me not to raise his BIG ass hand

[ttlms]

This was the movie -- the scene -- that made me take Alec Baldwin seriously. Just a little bit of talent in that room.

[jsmilgin]

"Fuck YOU! That's my name!" This is arguably Alec Baldwin's finest performance and one of the more memorable moments in modern film.

[YoungGrizzly82]

12 people got the steak knives instead of the cadillac....

[dmorles]

Put - That - Coffee Down!  ...Coffee is for Closers ONLY! lol

[deportivoamore]

I'm a part-time life insurance agent and it is tough at times to make a sale. It is all about closing deals and feeding your family. It is true... there is money to be made in this business. You can make GOOD money in commission sales, but you need to close the leads you get. My up-line (manager) likes me to see this and learn to get mad and learn how to listen to the clients. Everybody knows about insurance, but I tell them what it does. Leads are not weak. A loser is a loser!!!

[rarobins17]

Put that coffee DOWN! Coffee is for CLOSERS!

[alisterfolson]

This is great! I haven't seen this yet, but I need to...Boiler Room came from this, I see...wow. And the actors, too!

[o0xemas0o]

I've worked in sales for a while and can identify with some of this. Great movie!

I recently wrote a poem for a contest regarding how to shut down a door-to-door salesman: readership and, if it pleases, votes, will contribute to my university tuition.

Thanks!:

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[CZRXCZR]

Alec Baldwin's daughter disliked this video 11 times.

[ChristiaanL14]

@MrPatchesPal well I am still a student would have to be like a millionaire's son to own anything more then a "poser" watch. Anyway I doubt anyone other then the really filthy rich people own Rolex's if you get my point.... things like $7000 is quite allot for just a watch... so paying $2000 sounds more logic since IF it gets stolen it's not that bad to replace but yeah in this situation you probably want a Rolex

[Tansey81]

@musicguy550 - Well perhaps you're right ... but I wasn't talking exclusively about sales positions. I just think in general, some people in authority have it in their heads that the only way to accomplish things is to be a hardass and to put people down. And I have no doubt they've gotten this idea from what they see in movies. I am especially speaking about retail sales managers or low level restaurant managers, etc. The people you're talking about are probably more educated / enlightened.

[calloushuman51]

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[rarobins17]

Imagine if Al Pacino WAS in this meeting...how would he take this?

[jelassiterII]

Put that coffee down.... coffee is for closers. 

[ehiggin]

Hm,...maybe it's time to start looking for a new job.

[REXFERAL59]

i worked with guy who modeled everything he did at work after baldwins character, needless to say everyone hated his guts, his name was robin foreman , we used to call him robin foreskin.

[Tansey81]

@REXFERAL59 - I believe it. People are programmed by what they see on TV. They think they have to be a dick (like Baldwin's character) to motivate people, and that the only way to accomplish things is to be a cold-hearted prick. It's comical to see, actually

[gr2br024]

thats my name!

[tornmask]

the word is "SUPERB"! =0]

[TheProSeller1]

Want to be a closer? check out TheProSeller1 channel!

[odanak100]

so damn good, how many other scenes have this many caliber actors at the same time, not to mention it all meshes together, no overplay

[msinclair1991]

He carries a set of balls around in his briefcase. lol

[justice787]

Got dam!! Alec was raw in this one. "Ole boy said cause you drove in here in a Honda"

[dtotheconaway]

i watch this clip every morning before i go out and sell. and just when i think my leads are weak. i smile and know that i must be more like alec baldwin......whats my name? fuck you thats my name

[chikito72]

This is how Maddoff started doing what he did...

[jefferyleathers1]

Names with numbers that the prospect filled out are golden...A weak lead is a lead you didn't talk too.

[TheBermudaMan]

Good grief. When this guy bites the bullet, not even the worms will go anywhere near his corpse.

I'm quite content with my loser life, Mr. Blake. Thank you and enjoy your stay in Hell.

[pakmanishere]

@60TT7 YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT EASY ON THE FAGGOTS COMMENTS, I THINK THATS WHY U GOT BEAT UP..............LOL.

[drlove1972]

Alec Baldwin's daughter is in sales. He gave her a motivational speech similar to this one.

[lB00MxHEADSH0Tl]

hahahahahahahahahaha 3:48 actually 3:50 but its right on that part so i just give it a couple extra seconds

[deanmzi]

wtf I drive a Hyundai

[rotramel]

You hear me you fuckin' faggots?

[kenabis00420]

let's talk about something impoartant- PUT THAT CIFFEE DOWN! Coffee's for closeurs only. You thing I'm fuckin' with you?! I'm not fuckin' with you.

[kovalevisgod]

Fuck YOU...that's my name.

[skytree76]

Hey Alec, got time to give my employees this speech?

[6Ott7]

I tried doing this at work a few years ago ctrying to motivate my employees. I said the same shit Baldwin said here. Long story short, 2 of the guys got up and kicked my ass. So, don't try this at work.

[tempo1889]

@6Ott7  Did you fire them?

[6Ott7]

@tempo1889 Thats the part when i got jumped.

[thericcer]

@6Ott7 pussy

[6Ott7]

@thericcer I even gave you a thumbs up.

[victorrain]

@6Ott7 Did you swing out the pair of brass balls?

[ChristiaanL14]

@6Ott7 get a expensive BMW and expensive watch i.e Rolex,Omega, Taghuer and try then... just some advice

[LJD25]

@6Ott7 You are very funny...

[lavedon]

@6Ott7 I hope you fired them.

[snowzipp]

FAKE AND GAY

[sblock0906]

8 people did not put down the coffee

[1by1illknockuout]

I love Shelly Levene's(Jack Lemmon) face when he's saying the brass balls line. LOL

[1by1illknockuout]

The rich get richer, that's the law of the land. Who belongs to the BM..........

Dave Moss is one of the best characters in movie history. Ed Harris should have won supporting actor for 3 years in a row for this performance.

[ChephGordon]

Love this Clip so many classic lines :-)

" Good father, fuck u ... Go home n play w ur kids"

" INTREST, r u interested? I know u r bc its fuck or walk"

"were starting a new contest this week, 1st place is a Cadilac Eldorado 2nd place is a set of steak knives 3rd place is ur FIRED!! "

" Who am I? Fuck you, thats who I am. I drove an $80,000.00 BMW to get here n u drove a Honda thats who I am"

" you c this watch, this watch cost mote than your car"

"r u Levine? U call urself a salesman u

[jadenspop1]

@ChephGordon greatest line i used, listen they wanted to buy or the fuk would have never been on our lot, u think he is just bored , get a breadroute or start asking for the sale ,cause if u listen to me ur family will love me ur wife , kids u know why? cause u will be fucking rch, i gave u tools a pointed u in the direction of a money tree,if u r to lazy to climb it to where the big money is, at least pick up some ones on the fucking ground k, now do something

[Penlager]

Awesome clip.... so classic

[myworld559]

Put the coffee down!

[nosherz]

Realistic sales meeting my backside. In Hollywood maybe. Where's the stretchers, where's the intrevenous drips, where's the paramedics ?

[coachkfan1]

Lol @3:48. You f***ing faggots!

[jkiser1]

This is all fun in movies.....but in real life if you talk like this u usually get fired or your company closes down because people won't follow or believe in a negative, pissed off arrogant ass no matter how much money he makes....I've seen in real life and it doesn't work....at least not for very long.

[dylanskriloff]

@jkiser1

You aren't lucky enough to have seen it work

[FrenzyBoi123]

Hands up who's here because of NOFX?

[mrpwase]

The LEADS are weak.

The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? YOU'RE weak.

*riff*

[lB00MxHEADSH0Tl]

@mrpwase whats your name? FUCK YOU thats my name! haha this vid is awsome

[SKOTxFREE]

Wow this clip never gets old! My fave line Is: "Fuck you, That's my name! I drove in here in a 80,000 dollar BMW, and you drove a Hyundai, Thats my name!

Also:" See this watch? It cost more than your car." sales managers come in 2 flavors, either highly motivational or complete turds! If I remember the movie right the old guy goes in the Bosses desk and steals the leads and gets fired! The reason they get away with talking down at the employees is basically a trained monkey can be a salesman,

[RealRockandRoll]

@SKOTxFREE You can train a monkey to sell, but he would'nt last. It takes a natural talent to be successful in any kind of sales.

[vibovitold]

@SKOTxFREE ok you remember it right, but no need post spoilers around. the prize is you're fired.

[vibovitold]

@vibovitold no need *TO post

[amcanmike]

@controversyking YA COULD BE

[lilze96]

Gabourey Sidibe (Precious) A-B-C A-Always B-Be C-Cooking! Always Be Cooking! ALWAAAYS Be Cooking!

[amcanmike]

GREAT MOVIE ,GREAT LINES,SO TRUE.

[TheAdultChild101]

Sales managers are assholes. They take a big game, but they can't do shit. All they do is bully others.

[MrGenXer]

A-B-C A- Always B-Be C-Closing. Always Be Closing!

[bamboo1275]

this shit is soooooooooooo gangsta. i love it because its so true. hahahahaha

[krislindstrom]

Now this is a great scene....

[getclutch72]

THis scene with Baldwin (in his best performance) truly adds a great deal of weight and importance to the drama these men are facing, where their jobs are all on the line.

[linowilly]

Coffee's for closers!!

[venomus23]

Are you interested? I know you are cause it's FUCK or walk! - Great line!

[TheHockeyCentral]

Interest...Are you interested...I know you are because it's fuck or walk.

God damn I love that line!

[tedperez]

I am a salesmen. This movie should be mandatory in business school because that is what business is...the bottom line. "Oh yeah, I use to be a salesmen, tuff racket (sip)!" Great line.

[SpruikerSlayer]

Get 'em to siiign on the liiine which is dotted...YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS??!

[savykevin]

who belongs to the b m ... that says it all; money no more no less the only thing that counts as the message of this film; kill or you will be fired!

[edko426]

I sold health insurance as a field agent for 13 years. This is so TRUE. Anyone who sells shoudl see this movie.

[TheTrainingExpert]

copy for sales boot camp

[nicky2coats]

i don't give a shit what's at stake, if someone talks to me like that, his face is covered in blood before he's done talking

[TheHockeyCentral]

@nicky2coats And that's why business and sales isn't the field you should be in or getting into. If you can't handle somebody giving you serious shit without wanting to punch them in the face, than you're a pussy.

It's business. Get used to it, tough guy.

[nicky2coats]

@TheHockeyCentral ok fine. if you choose a profession where people can talk to you like that, you're a whore. if you're okay with that, you might as well be getting fucked for money, because that's business too and it's probably less degrading

[Xeper1979]

That pretty much goes for any line of work if you cant pull your weight you can expect an earfull and you just gotta be an adult and deal with it

[Salvatore11G]

Harcore training

[eSoonerm]

I drove an $80,000 BMW down here, THAT'S my name.

roasted

[chabalito000]

I love this movie.

[duvalCS]

Coffee is for closers ONLY

[phishphreak29]

my friend's mom made my friend and i watch this when we were little. I never laughed so hard when alec brought out the brass balls. keep in mind we were 9 years old. i still laugh hysterically when i watch it now.

[fadropblane]

@phishphreak29 your friend's mom wanted your balls...

[furmountain21]

Alex Baldwin may be a vomit-spewing liberal, but this scene is one of the best ever!

[rick9565]

Why can't he do this stuff when he's on Bill O'Reillys show?

[mistersmith6000]

He has hair...the rest are balding. the guy with the hair is not there cause he won the car. Always BE BALDING!! ALWAYS BE BALDING!! ALWAYS BE BALDWIN!!

[gifted67]

Go HOME AND TELL YOUR WIFE YOUR TROUBLES

[gifted67]

I have a boss like kevin spacey, he always tries to fuck us

[troy12n]

Coffee is for closers. I use this shit at work.

[noladarkness]

The LEADS.....are WEAK!!!

[gifted67]

@noladarkness

fuckin leads are weak - YOUR WEAK.

[ArnyVee]

3rd place is ... "you're fired!"

Gotta love this scene!

[ThataintGonnahappen]

Alec Baldwins BEST scene

[KingRegisIII]

And your name is "your wanting"...

[Tusc9969]

Well, they had to leave Pacino's character (roma) out of this scene in order for Baldwin's character to shine without being interrupted...because there is no way Roma would just sit there and take the insults.

[exthomes]

There's never been a better sales meeting in a movie EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR Baldwin stole this movie in 8 minutes. OUTSTANDING

[born2closee]

Fuck You, go home and play with your kids!!!!!!!

[Hopjumpskip]

wft is a Hunday?

[BAhern63]

@Hopjumpskip Hundai

[Hopjumpskip]

@BAhern63 oh, u mean a Hyundai...as in the car.

lol...u can fuck with me anytime Baldwin, oh wat the hey, lets all get fucked! LOL!;)

[RunTMCfan]

Nothing happens until something is sold.

[SpruikerSlayer]

Brilliant, best fucking meeting ever! "Only one thang counts in 'tis life...get them to saaaaign on the laaaaing which is dotted. YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKIN' FAGGOTTS!!"

[Notgonnagetus89]

I quote this shit all day at work. I hate my job the commission structure is shit. but i motivate myself with my paydoh. i make balls out of playdoh and look at my boss and im like " u know what it takes to sell software? it takes play doh balls to sell software."

[thesparitan]

the leads are shit. lol i love quoting it too.

remember second prize is a set of steak knives.

[juankenon]

@Notgonnagetus89

ABC my man, ABC. Hang in there

[Notgonnagetus89]

@juankenon Damn that was so long ago, im so glad im out of that job, I got like 4 other jobs since then lol Life is good

[jadenspop1]

@Notgonnagetus89 great line,u know what u faggots sell fuck u thats my name cause i drove an 80k$ bmw here u drove a hyundai ,huh u listening now

[apagoogoo]

set of steak knives. i still quote that, and i saw this in the theatre...

[loosey5]

What's the name of the movie from which this scene came from? I wan't to see it.

[WEkurtz79]

Ya,i think Baldwin would never do that if Roma(Pacino) happens to be there in the office.

[exthomes]

@WEkurtz79 YES

[pinkdinodude]

What's my name? Fuck you that's my name!! Greatest quote in that movie!!