Marcus Brigstocke - Planet Corduroy (8of8)

[hahaha430]

I think its good for a dvd if the audience reacts like this. I can hear the jokes and it helps with the pacing

[MireWolf29]

Why can't we have more comedians like him in America? Instead we get Dane Cook and George Lopez!

[baddogblkn]

Fantastic comedy man, the truth can make you laugh. Marcus, may you enlighten and entertain many.

Peace, Love and laughter.

Peter

[ninjabob2456]

I may just start wearing Corduroy in homage.

[ninjabob2456]

Marcus uses the phrase Mother Fucker like a Boss.

[WTP2k]

Built up to a great crescendo. I've always loved Marcus from seeing him on various TV shows so was nice to actually see a stend up show he has done and I wasn't disappointed.

[mitchwilliams94]

that guys laugh at 2:36

[shadowsenzor]

I bet he watched bill hicks when finding his mark in comedy, class act, shame about the unmotivated, boring audience.. he deserves much better

[binashraf]

thanks for uploading, this is great

[catknight667]

I WANNA LIVE ON PLANET CORDUROY!!

[TheLindsayR]

@250Trojan unknown my arse bitch. Marcus Brigstocke regularly features on the Now Show on fucking BBC Radio 4. How exactly does that make him unknown? Uneducated prick.

[250Trojan]

11 thumbs down - that says a lot about this unknonw pile of shit. But this Youtube member loves him, so he must be a sad fucker

[Thetrue13th]

@250Trojan yeah I guess he is. As opposed to 250Trojan, who is a mighty champion for justice, and not, say, a souless cum-bubble whose only purpose is to troll videos of a random comedian.

[GuruXander6060]

@250Trojan Not as sad as the twat who's gone to the trouble of posting a very warming comment on each of his videos.

[ThinkingFox]

I love how he was looking at mic stand while saying "Thank you ladies and gentleman...you've been a....lovely..audience..". He probably thinking "I might as well have mic-stands as my audience". The people in the audience were dull.

[arnebjarnedunkdunk]

Deffo a Bill Hicks resemblance there! Love it! Never seen him before, right up there with the best! Really didnt deserve the tough crowd!

[davisgreen2020]

The brilliantly funny Marcus Brigstocke ! ´Deep thanks for uploading this and YouTube for not removing it ! His comedy is so true !!

[naughtynaez]

Tough crowd. I love this guy!

[Eggweg]

Maybe it's a room with the 80% of audience you don't want to turn up to a comedy dvd recording:- silent laughter types!

[Elsoddo]

I'm moving to planet Corduroy as soon as I turn 18!

[punkface4936]

The Funniest Stand Up I've Ever seen. EVER.

P.S I am Robo Deer, shoot me if you dare Fucker!!!

[04whim]

I love how when he shouts "then stop borrowing money, you're no good at it" he didn't even need the microphone :D

[xIVIERKSHOTx]

he is one of my best comedians. he is a funny guy

[killarklan]

he reminds me of bill hicks a little

[1nkheart1]

All the people moaning on the comments here that the crowd is crap is really getting on my nerves. I've been to the Shaw theatre, and it IS a tiny venue. How much laughter do you want?

Also, there's unlikely to be a microphone in the crowd, so it probably sounds quieter than it actually is.

Brigstocke, however, is brilliant.

[AGrimBloodyFable]

There IS no audience, is my assumption, its just 3 guys who have no sense of humor <.<

[JakenJragin]

I wanna take a rocket to planet corduroy. 2 problems though.

1. Finance. Can't afford shit, carol vorderman and her flying monkeys have all the money.

2. the rocket's heat impact upon entry of the corduroy planets' atmosphere would probably set the entire planet on fire. Ah well. These video links on this website should do nicely.

Thanks kalkenbrenner! 8D

[cardinalvincent]

I think it's really nice of Marcus to perform to peer groups like narcoleptics.

[eiresmif35]

Hilarious, all the ripping on the US got kinda tired though.

[Fireworkatheart]

No Marcus, they WEREN'T a fantastic audience, you should have told them so.

[davis3001]

Marcus Brigstocke ! Brilliantly funny even after nearly 3 year since it was done ! 14.05.2010..

[Fyralynn]

His audience is SO dead..

[cupomash]

Fucking audience should be shot.

[MrsMidas]

The audience give this no justice. It is obvious that he is a genius :)

[Uzrieal]

anyone know where i can get a corduroy jacket

[ratutevita]

Awesome how comedians such as this fella can shed light on how fucked up and retarded some of the shit that is happening in tes world today. good on ya brigstocke

[holcat27]

The audience were so frosty. I've watched this at least 3 times now in the past 2 weeks, and I was nearly dying laughing every time - they're either stupid, soulless, or Daily Mail readers (Which, come to think of it, is pretty much the same thing).

[ssjforcecell]

@holcat27 he just aint that funny, someone previously actually compared him to hicks?!?!? mediocre.

[Se1ander]

I need either a ticket or a map to planet Courderoy, because my friends......THIS planet is FUCKED in a little more then SIX BILLION tiny ways.....

[misspratchettfan]

That was beyond hilarious - I haven't been able to breathe for the last hour and frequently had to step away from my laptop. I've also driven my housemates effing mental by laughing manically to myself and they dont have a clue at what

Brigstocke ftw!! =D

[TheGuitarManUK]

certainly an enjoyable 90 minutes :)

[pinkally1986]

The audience do NOT do this justice!

[Mmmm01think]

"Do you mind if we wank in the eyes of you're pets." LOL.

[WillPG1212]

wow that was quality :D

and im not even british, but i was laughing during the whole thing.

thanks for posting :)

[elilichtenberg]

what is with this audience? i'm an american and i was laughing myself sick and this british audience sounds like its on thorazine!

[Mashureilly1]

That was the comment I was planning to make. I'm Scottish and I was pissing myself laughing at it. The audience seemed subdued. Pro Zac should be dealt out to the lot of them lol.

[rechord]

I do love Marcus Brigstocke and got some good belly laughs out of this, but being the archetypal middle-class PC person that I am, I couldn't resist cringing at the use of the word 'Pikey'. Surely you can't wear corduroy and be racist?

[themightytortilla]

He's using it to refer to "Chavs", not Gypsies. Last time I checked, Chavs were not a distinct race...

[MaxSafeheaD]

Gypsies aren't a race either are they?

[dexterccf2]

sadley they r now

[LichDoomFire1]

@themightytortilla they are not classed as intelligent humans (if you can class them as human)

[happyjellyfish]

"My telly's got a lot of spit on it"

XD

[30Galleons]

Jesus christ!, why aren't the audience laughing; he's funny!

[itissany]

I'm happy people weren't laughing too much between jokes, coz we got to hear more jokes!! U know how sometimes the audience laugh so much that it ruins the fun and continuity of jokes!

[Se1ander]

@30Galleons

I didn't think off it because I was laughing so hard, but youre right.

What the FUCK, is wrong with this audience!?!?!

[Dannflor316]

@30Galleons Cuz I reckon they're all Daily Mail readers! :P

[hitoshi316]

@30Galleons It's a British audience. The very people that have perfected "Stoic" to a degree that they can measure the Queens emotion by mere millimeters of motion.

[UNDIQUE01]

@30Galleons If he was in America, the audience would be in stitches...this Lonfon Audience are a tough crowd...freakin Brits...

[frusciante39]

@UNDIQUE01 to be fair this is just a shit crowd, this same set is on youtube at a different london venue and the crowd's much louder, it's just a tiny room. And the yank audience might object to the anti-american stuff no? Russell Brand got death threats for much more innocuous stuff than this. So rather that making rash generalisations, give it a little thought, London (Lonfon?) is generally considered to be the best place to be a stand up on the planet.

[LSSJBardock]

@UNDIQUE01 not really brits do have a good scense of humour but it is just that specific place he is that dont laugh

[albertusj]

@30Galleons Tough room...

[eigononinja]

that pig noise he makes is HILARIOUS!

[InTheNight5ky]

HAHAHAHA hit by an oncoming tree

[6Jebus9]

yeh, some of his material had me in stitches. that audience was shite.

[shearer4eva]

how wank is this audience!

[Badg3r001]

yeah, i noticed that as well, they were almost silent through out the whole thing,

when i saw him in Edinburgh, there was hardly a moment where there WASN'T a person laughing

[Briarstudios]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH the cock joke was pricless

[InternetArgument]

Afrommanjack, you are a shitty troll. Want some pointers?

[InternetArgument]

Good one.

[XConnorsMusicX]

you just askd him to eat YOUR cum are you sure hes gay?

[XConnorsMusicX]

1st grow up, you probs couldnt do anything even if you wanted to. secondly read your last comment and know that people are laughing at you not with you. idiot

[Dellazice]

I'm sure in some alien world, what he said made sense, but his flaw was this is earth.

[mfolan7]

this guy i so funny man an his political views are spot on

[l7487]

do you mind if we wank in the eyes of your pets??................hahahaha

[Badg3r001]

and also, wtf?

[afromanjack]

who the fuck are you calling a troll you ugly fuck. ur the troll. look at your fucking face badger boy. stick your fat hairy dick up my ass till i bleed you prick

[Badg3r001]

can i just say how nice it is, knowing there are such lovely people as your self festering on the interwebs =)

[Vortex289]

Interesting... so your standards are so low that you need to rape a Troll to get laid?

[megaman2000]

Im just glad someone needs to keep alive the conventions of the Telegram when communicating

[Vortex289]

Your comment made no sense... but alright.

[megaman2000]

it did...read it and the corrispnding comment again.

[Vortex289]

I'm assuming that you are refering to the way he wrote it. And I still agree.

[Pro1331]

This guy Brigstocke is brilliant !

[Badg3r001]

aer you a troll or just a dick..?

[MaxSafeheaD]

It appears the troll is jealous.

[rn43]

"May contain nuts" ... lmao

[rn43]

why would I put it on here if he didn't say it in his show.

*** Retard alert ... Retard alert!!!!!***

now we know who the idiot is!

[BaldricksInferior]

look, afromanjack, u seem cofused. u say homophobia is wrong but then call someone cum stained and cocksucking

[afromanjack]

cos he is...

[KonijNx2]

Trolled.

[myheartisonthebside]

That's sort of a mute point, those phrases can be used in relation to straight people, too.

[BaldricksInferior]

ok....

[jeroennickman]

You total fucking moron, he was quoting the show. How retarded do you want to be? Get your fucking facts right before you start acussing people, you cocksucking retarded cunt. Marcus is a legend and deserves to be quoted for truth, so fuck off.

[megaman2000]

as opposed to non sexual wanking? fucking idiot.

[afromanjack]

sometimes its business, sometimes its pleasure

[jeroennickman]

You're wanking...to a Marcus Brigstocke vid.

And you call others homo.

[jeroennickman]

Oooh, a not joke. How witty are you.

And how does it make me homo? Logic fail.

[AirportMonkey]

Dude, I don't care that what your saying makes very little sense, if you can make a wank last over two days, you must be beating off women,

[SlashDotDash121]

Gotta love the polish

[TheVampirePirate]

Brilliant. The skiing joke had me in stiches.

[sogz7]

yeah, what the hell. that audience sucked. and you're right about the pacing of his jokes.. think he kinda just gave up and thought 'screw it' in the end.

[thelevellers]

I would guess the live at the Apollo is from the same year or so? In which case one would expect material to be repeated... If one or the other was meant to be impro then I could see the annoyance, but they are both situations where you expect a pre-written set.

The crowd didn't help, but they didn't when I saw him either and I still cried with laughter. Especially when he did his sight healing thing on me! :D

[calumsensible]

the extra jokes that were not in apollo were class though!

[tenirpaslager]

fuckin awesome

[nothingtoobig]

the guy is fucking brilliant but the corwd is so shit, they dont know how to get involved in the show,

look at 3:38 , when he asked who drives a car, how can nobody in that audiance drive a car??

[ishopinamsterdam]

@nothingtoobig they all walked :p obviously

[IddyB]

Fucking epic comedy.

[damillionmalania]

hahaha :D Great movie by a great comedian!

[BertTehMighty]

This guy is fucking brilliant but the audience just didn't seem to care after that whole "raping my wife" joke. They didn't quite seem so ready to laugh. To them I say get a sense of humour you tits. He just didn't seem to give a shit about pacing his jokes after that mark because he thought, "Fuck it, the ones who are going to laugh are going to laugh sooner than later. Fuck these other twats". To summarise: Great comedian - shit audience.

[RosskoWilko]

Agreed

[silverdale247]

Thanks for sharing kalkenbrenner! :-)

[mistacoz]

Nice one for putting this up. Great vid, great comedian!

[vladlovesceltic]

brilliant, loved every second of it .

[KuroiKyuu]

Why does it feel like a tribute for him at at the end, like he's died or something? o_o;

[CaptainRhoo]

"my telly's got a lot of spit on it... not from spitting."

[pfalky2k]

cuz 'e's a lahndahnah, ahn your all...

[tominator0x0]

wahnkheeeeeeeerrrrrsssss

[dannykool14]

WHAT!?!?! No encoure he was brilliant i wanted more :(

[aModernDandy]

seeing what effect the collapse of the american loan/mortgage bubble has had on the world economy what he says about loans is somehow scary.

[djwedgewood]

I'm hooked, he is quality. Cheers for uploading

[MovieMorris]

"how shit do you have to be at skiing" XD

[Nickjdj]

Cheers mate..great show/upload!!! :-)

[astorpolsen]

what a great show

[HEXMETAL]

This was a fun watch, thanks.

[deadg00se]

This was an amazing performance.

Thank you very very much for uploading this!

[92RedRevolver]

This is awesome. He lives in South London. Now I just need to find out where, and we'll be all set for some rock 'n' rollin' good stalkin' timeee.

[slavetoeducation]

Oh, it should be easy to lay a trap for him. Just find look-alikes of David Blaine, Lilly Allen, and Anne Widdicombe; have them all stand together raving about the "myth" of global warming and once he passes by you can cart him off once he keels over from the aneurysm it will cause him.

[palkom13]

i suggest we lay out a piece of wood that shouldn't be there along his daily commutes, we will catch him eventually

[jeroennickman]

-While he's carrying a bucket of boiling tar

-While a londener simultaneously garrotes him

-And then a boy comes up to him and goes "Yeah, I know 'im, right, 'is mam makes gravy for leopards."

[pfalky2k]

innit?

[vintagehoover]

Perhaps we're misunderstanding Marcus' teachings...perhaps 'Corduroy' is a state of mind, a place inside us all...

[pfalky2k]

you may sound like some 60's throwback hippie (early 70's myself you wizened ancient crone) but you get a thumbs up on general principle. peace & vegetable rights, maaan, yeeaaahhh 8)

[Cozwesayso]

I've seen that advert that he talks about in the previous clip...i totally see where he's coming from hah ha xx

[Oli3TB76]

I'm actually considering whether to go out and buy some corduroy trousers.....

[kalkenbrenner]

you mean you don't own some already?! life is easier in corduroy!

[Jonnytheloof]

I know what you mean, corduroy makes life so easy I'm planning on having it grafted onto my skin.

[NexusDarkworld338]

then say goodbye to high speed sex, you'll burst into flames after the first 10 thrusts

[boredndmad]

that actually sounds a pretty good way to go :P

[jeroennickman]

I still reckon being wrestled out of a plane by naked ladies and falling into a huge bowl of strawbery-flavoured blancmange would be a better way, but, everyone has thier opinions.

[NexusDarkworld338]

no way with my thick legs the friction buildup could start a small forest fire

[bendy4]

lol great act, however he has repeated this from other acts, but still a lot of new stuff here! Nyway absolute class this is, love it genius lol, and now bring on the corduroy!!!

[cyberangelo456]

class act the man is a genius