How to kiss a woman by Captain Kirk

[Brunchtkts]

She didn't brush her teeth first. Yes ladies, cleanliness counts.

[MindTrek00]

wtf was Kirk wearing? I thought his middle name was Tiberius not gaylord!

[Kob21995]

ББПЕ

[raid517]

Was this the episode where he actually hit the woman? What's the actresses name?

[Mun3kitaAkaAshley553]

He looks lyke a fuckinq stripper!!

[sookiestackhouse2u]

Exactly what my boyfriend did to me last time we kissed....

[93erso]

@sookiestackhouse2u Your boyfriend is AWESOME xD lol just kidding no one should do that to a lady

[sookiestackhouse2u]

@93erso ... i'm not a lady.

[93erso]

@sookiestackhouse2u well then you have the world´s permission to beat the ·$·%$ out of your bf ;D

[richypbrlz]

Thats what looove mean

[FKMADNESS1]

Knock a bitch.. Kirk

[IronMan9771]

HAHAHA!

[MexicanxManx]

Ha ha he kisses her then randomly hits her.

[AlexaTooFamous]

Akward.. LMAO

[antipaco]

thats one hell of a happy ending

[alexadigstatortots]

mmm ohhhh yeaahh.... TAKE THAT BITCH!!! thatll teach her to cheat on me;D

[bvicky100]

Lol

[blackwallstreetkid89]

lmao that caught me sooooo off guard lmaoo!!

[dizmatt1]

this video clip was brought to you by Stella artous

[1981foREVer2009RIP]

Hahaha looked up captain kirk family guy and saw this. With my girlfriend so I wanted to see if I should do this. The end happens and we start laughing and do I turn to her....

[henni9055]

haha, why did he hit her?

[SuperSpinshot]

Make me a samich bitch!

[CHARLESHARDIN96]

lol



[ArethaPattyil465]

cool schaut mich an bin ein frosch

[gothicrain888]

Still funny. Everytime I see it. @isaacthered

[LunaticAzyLhomme]

LMAO

[Panimu]

I think he'd already given her dead arms anyway.

[monsterinthepants]

Kirk- Now make a sandwich!!!

[zwartepiet412]

mama gaga?  is that lady gaga's mama?

[ResidentEddy]

my reaction: awww... that's so c- LOLWUT!?

[spamer006]

which episode is it???

[EdraTheolaep897]

hihi geil hab voll kohle jetzt ist auch super einfach

[RogueNinjaAnimations]

i guess the only way Shatner can get up is if he rapes the girls hes with

[Crues01]

kirk rocks !!!

[MattSimcockMedia]

How's your spice rack doing?

[sdomenack3452108]

You spaghetti eating FUCK

[BerserkerSeven]

thats the way I kiss ev'ry girl...

I'd need a new strategy, or otherwise they won't lose their verginity - not awake

[RotRotful]

"Dumb bitch, you use tongue next time!" - as he lays the smack-down -

[mirubhai]

Thumbs up if nicepeter brought you here 

[TheSyntaxOverride]

@mirubhai Who the fuck is nicepeter? RWJ brought me here years ago. Fuck that

[tomsteer8]

@TheSyntaxOverride in all honesty, if RWJ (or any Vlowwgeerr for that matter) provokes you to go anywhere, you have failed at owning a life.

[TheSyntaxOverride]

@tomsteer8 Better than nicepeter

[Shikumaru52]

FALCAWN PAWNCH!

[k2990j]

hahahahaha this is awesome

[Tadeo3424]

He punched her because she was out of the kitchen

[DanishLightning]

141 people must have gotten punched in the face...

[Akwaduk]

My names brad :(

[cupcalicious]

I'd hit that in the meaning of captain kirk

[killertellitubby]

*walks by* "... dude, gay bar is over there.."

[siaurysss]

true man :D



[GetRushedProductions]

FALCONNNNN PUNCHHHHHHHH!

[SteapingGamer]

Most realistic punch ever! hhaha

[Blackish1ntentx]

wait why the hell did he punch her at the end lmfao lol

[KingLoop13]

@Blackish1ntentx i think she was some sort of bad cyborg or alien... and he kissed her cause he wanted 2 distract her but id really know

[TheOnlyKoos]

Slap-a-bitch

[Xypheriousify]

Now get your genocidal ass, off, of my bridge!

[basementcat1999]

@Xypheriousify Lol Reference!

[CoreZeroify]

@Xypheriousify I'll shove a flag up your as and claim you for... shit. We both are Americans

[jheron95]

that's what happens when a girl leaves the kitchen

[mosee06]

Falcon Punch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cupcalicious]

i guess he didn't understand the term i'd hit that

[kunatip7]

I got boner,y

[SuperRandomshit101]

insert nice peter comment to get thumbs up

[MrManoftheword]

ray willam jhonson and nicepeter? there armys are coming

[rushforce33]

HAHAHAHAHHA ! ! ! YES ! I guess the pimp slap evolves into the pimp fist in the future.....

[wiseguyfromatlanta]

"i'll double-fist punch you, you slave making bitch!"

[nasko0076]

wonder if i do that what would happen to me after that ?

[FleshxParade]

Why do people keep saying fake like we don't know that haha no friends much?

[marsthezombiekiller]

Hahahahahhahaahaha

[cornemuz]

Anyone else wondering about what the duck he is wearing ?

[CharlesOver9000]

WTF it looks like he didn't hit her.

[daramrod420]

GAGA got knocked the fuck out!

[akaJoooka]

@akaJooka lol

[TheDravidianwolf]

lol those were some political incorrect times. he kissed her and then he punched her lol

[Moemmoetin]

she looks like lady gaga

[fafaxo]

wth? haha

[wlewis813]

SHE GOT KNOCKED THE F*** OUT!

[bozzy446]

i saw this way before nicepeter

[BMTHCrucify]

can anyone say domestic violence. lmao

[Outlawjr225]

Like a boss

[tonic2gin]

Two top comments are the same. Everyone thumb them down until we have some originality up in this bitch.

[applefacepie]

hahahahahahaahahahah

[ElFudgeMusic]

Mr Spock, beam me back to 1492 so I can beat this woman, like it's my job.

[cart00ncinema]

@ElFudgeMusic We'll see how Isabella likes my captains log.

[gfruehwirth]

I'll Double-fist punch you you slave-making bitch!

[dtownkb]

thumbs up if you saw this b4 nicepeter, but you saw this wen it was on =3

[nerk94]

look at the dislike bar and now look at your penis exactly the same

[shiligigagabubu]

lady gaga..

[kallie3000]

AWESOME WITH A CAPITAL AWESOME!

[AF5ShowsandFilms]

I guess he misunderstood the term, "I'd hit that."

[cavao3097]

Thats what u get for not being in the kitchen bitch!

[TomStraub]

That's how I kiss a woman as well.

I guess that's why I don't get asked on many second dates..

[Chapdip]

конец убил!

[SwissCow85]

LOL

Kiss..

BAM

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[deltaraven]

apparently the kiss really sucked

how dare you refuse kirk tungue i punch you

[joshuaashmore]

Why does it look like he's wearing a sports bra?

[TheDragVeteran]

its a fake puch! Look closely he doesn't actually hit her

[KriterousVids]

@TheDragVeteran NO SHIT.

[eran388]

the answer to eat pray love - kiss punch beam up to spaceship...

[videosedicasonline]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[gregarious24]

Wait a tic...You're Lady Gaga, aren't you? PUNCH!

[rememberzack1]

can we stop for a second to talk about his outfit....

[king5805rafa]

lol



[ldyggalvu10]

hahahahah i could not stop laughing!! now i know why Kirk from ERBOH hits that girl when Kirk is rapping :)

[Harffleknobman]

LOL!.... Last thing I expected to see

[runecraster2]

I just fell off the chair from laughter!

[mistaDRDRAY]

Bitch get back in the kitchen

[Kicka46]

0:19

[SpencerStreibellion]

@proverbs129 NICEPETER!!! *high-fives

[tonic2gin]

Liked by Chris Brown.

[proverbs129]

NicePeter anyone?

[cgsoldier4196]

Bitch better have my money

[thechefasian1]

She looks weird

[bloodyhawk989]

Thumbs up if you only came here cuz Nicepeter liked this video!

[Owneador1337]

@bloodyhawk989 Whaow! What a tool.

[Chocfacebear]

I put this video up in 2007!

[VampireLordNick]

137 dislikes are from women. jk

[juliengarneau]

Hahaha I did not see that coming. Epic.

[Nebulafantasy]

Lady Gaga?!?!

[ballz1110]

anyone else notice he is wearing a bra

[84Tyr]

omg :D hahaha

[Gasssolo]

damn he was just about to use the captain's log...

[seandadude]

Lady Gaga is everywhere, even classic star trek....

[neushoofdep]

U mad bro?

[JABulte]

it was a suggested vid because i watched "Shamwow guy beats Hooker" o.O

[theadrianduron]

LOL first he's like i love then he's like beyatchhhh

[toocool2beat]

LMAO FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!! SOo Unexpected LMAO!!!

[toxicdung]

that a captain kirk double fist power punch

[MrXspartaX]

its a fake punch lol but sped up =p

[iiiparadoxiiiify]

Hmm I watched this show off and on as a kid and whenever he kissed a chick it really freaked me out he was always so  aggressive and what was up with the shoulder grabbing?

[sephiroth22122]

Woman: Kiss me Kirk!

Kirk: Get back in the kitchen an make me a sammich.

[SoSimplyCharmed]

o........o What the freakin hell. WOMAN ABUSER DX

[beakedporpoise]

just like mass effect but way cooler, futuristic put still keeping women in their place

[jimmyisapimp007]

Lol I remember this episode, kirk gets wat kirk wants lmao

[MANI3C]

0:18

[MrJmanzman]

WTF y he hit her

[tes041]

hmm pretty cool, but columbus still won

[atareg]

omz, it's lady gaga!

[rotenburk]

0:18 FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rnnicole57]

Gee whiz thats crazy

[ChuckTestah]

I'D RATHER WATCH MY SEPTIC TANK GET FULL, THAN HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHIT!

[RayWilliamJohmnson]

THUMBS UP IF A TRIANGLE HAS 3 SIDES!!!

[ChuckTestah]

@RayWilliamJohmnson THUMBS UP!

[ChuckTestah]

THIS SHIT'S RETARDED!

[ChuckTestah]

FAKE AND GAY

[ChuckTestah]

FAKE

[nasko0076]

:D

[crazydreams95]

The quality.



[alexluvsu9426]

BAHAHAHA HE HIT HER!!!!

[ChuckTestah]

@alexluvsu9426 HE HIT U!

[rickie1980]

Wow. didnt expect that. Kirk likes it a little rough I guess. 

[sammydems]

This is the only method that works for me when picking up chicks.

[ChuckTestah]

@sammydems NICE STORY BRO

[monkiefly]

LMAO I was not expecting that!

[ucakiller123123]

lol'd out loud at 0:18

[ChuckTestah]

@ucakiller123123 THIS SHIT'S RETARDED

[W0mpa]

Right in the kisser!

[ChuckTestah]

@W0mpa IT'S FAKE

[W0mpa]

What do you mean???... Thats a real punch... she fainted dude!

[deathtotem1234]

lol

[FleshxParade]

Ooo and Captain Kirk is the greatest lover alive

[ChuckTestah]

@FleshxParade FAKE

[FleshxParade]

Awwww I see that somebodies a hater :} it's ok Roman. We all know that if you had friends out side the web there wouldn't be this conversation ;) cheer up bud

[andrewbautista23]

i almost it was intimate, until he punched him in the end lol.

[ChuckTestah]

@andrewbautista23 FAKE GAY SHIT

[AbsolutnyLiberalizm]

LADY GAGA! TAKE THAT BITCH!

[mrx666]

lololol

[rotenburk]

you spaghetti eating fuck

[Rapilol]

press 9 again and again and again

[rickymarte]

Okay so i i followed these steps and now the girl wont talk to me maybe i should have hit her harder next time?

[DaycreatoroOblinkOo]

yea a kiss for kirk was acceptable.. but get laid u need other method... lol..