I Screen Myself (TSA Parody) by Lynda McLaughlin

[Sunset1221]

I love this .It's fabulous.Your voice Lynda is wonderful. Tell Sean I love

his show.Merry Christmas to everyone on the staff at Hannity

[suiko2fan2]

Its over 9000!!!

[SharieShares]

Isn't this a safe, secure journey now? Congrats TSA for protecting us at all costs (disregarding personal freedom & our Constitution's guarantees...)

Sweet theme song!!!!

[Auggie56]

@SharieShares "If you give up your freedom for safety, you have no safety or freedom."

[jayrenn98]

Cute!!!!!!!

[Rep0007]

Ima rig up some underwear that looks like a "happy face" on the scanner! : )

[richardkula21]

For What It's Worth There's something happening here What it is ain't exactly clear There's a man with an X-ray over there Telling me I must be prepared They think it's time to grope, children, that's what I found Everybody look who's going down There're chalk lines being drawn Nobody fights and everybody's gone Free people speaking their minds Not wanting such assistance to touch my behind I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that beep Everybody look who's trying to people

[richardkula21]

What a field-day for the elite

Thousands of people in the street

Screaming out and knocking down signs

Mostly say, please won't you step aside

It's time we stop, hey, don't touch my junk

Everybody look what's in my trunk

Paranoia strikes deep

Into your country it will creep

It starts when you're always afraid

[richardkula21]

You step out of line, the TSA comes and they take you away

I think it's time we stop, people, what's that sound

Anne Frank screaming don't let it go down

Everybody must stop doing what they say

Stop until they go away

Everybody stand for more than a ride

Stop, and reach somewhere deep inside

You be the hero that leads the demonstration

Stand firm and stand stall to really save this Nation.

[suiko2fan2]

apparently they have now come out with special fig leaf underwear that protects those special areas and keeps them hidden. Bitter-sweet. Sad that it has gotten to the point we need them, but its all good that we have a free market to provide them.

[waifofthenorth]

@suiko2fan2

No dice. They'll do an enhanced pat down if any part of the nudie scan isn't clear.

[DevilButtKicker]

TSA the government etc are all doing this to train us to be slaves...just see the Alex Jones Show

[redstickrant]

Divinylgloves New Hit. Heeheehee.

[connecticutmommmy]

So at the dentist I wear a lead apron and the tech runs out of the room during an x-ray. But at the airport I am supposed to expose my entire body to the x-ray? WTF?

[Zapalicious]

Janet could use a grope or three. She needs to lighten up on the donk nazi routine..

[CygnusTCC]

I've been married for 26 years. Hell, I'm buying a ticket tomorrow just to get someone to touch my junk  ;^)

[stanparrish1]

There are many 100% effective ways to provide security without trampling our rights and our constitution. Anyone willing to tolerate what is happening now "In the Land of the Free" is beneath contempt. I will not live in a police state.

[misskittycasper]

I myself don't like the idea of some stranger touching me, it 's the other person's junk that I worry about.

If we as American's, keep total civil rights, without them being bent to a degree, then that means that I won't be the only one not getting checked. So if this happens and we don't take every preventive measure to be safe, then don't be the first to cry when you are thousands of feet up in th air when someone reaches down in their junk and pulls out a knife or a gun.

[ClubALib1]

@misskittycasper So you are one of the millions who, for a little perceived security, are willing to give up your Liberty? I have nothing but CONTEMPT for people like you. You deserve neither Liberty nor security. The Israelis have been dealing with these Muslim scum for over 50 yrs and still don't need this offensive form of intrusion.

Better for ALL of us to fight and die as free men and women than to live as slaves!!!

[misskittycasper]

@ClubALib1 Speaking for misskittycasper,......To have freedom we must fight and don't be so stupid to ignore safety measures......Thank God we do check people or this country would be like Israel......have you seen a terrorist lately? Didn't think so....but I tell ya what, we will let you board a plane with no security what so ever and over to your left will be 5 terrorist laughing at you as the plane motors shut off,then you will be screaming........help!!!!! did anyone check these guys?....LOL

[ClubALib1]

@misskittycasper I never said that we should not fight. Actually, I think that if a terrorist injures or kills just one American, we should kill 10,000 of their countrymen.

If they injure or kill 100 Americans, we should kill 1,000,000 of their countrymen.

We should NEVER allow their actions to diminish the liberty of a single American on American soil. If we do, then they have already won!

By the way, Elal airlines has had a total of ONE successful hijacking in their entire history.

[LePoisson89]

@misskittycasper

Frankly speaking, if someone on a plane does that I'm 99% sure they're gonna get destroyed by the other passengers. Do you really think any single American or other free person is going to allow a hijacking to occur after Sep 11th?

These TSA checkpoints aren't saving us from anything. I don't see why a terrorist would even attempt to hijack a plane anymore. There's much easier ways to blow things up in this country.

[misskittycasper]

@LePoisson89 Well, it was an American that trained the terrorist how to fly the plane, but not take off or land.....(whats that tell ya?) Also,they held 90 people at bay with just a box cutter, why didn't they (the passengers) do anything?.....Thank God for security......if not for security, then we wouldn't have to worry about our freedom, we wouldn't have a life........Terry L Williams.....speaking for misskittycasper

[kdog72008]

@misskittycasper what people are failing to realize is that the people taking are rights away to treat us like this are the same people that won't secure are borders and oh yeah giving terrorists miranda rights and civilian trials. wake the hell up. If terrorists want in this country they can just come in through mexico. This is doing nothing but trampling on another one of our civil rights but the liberals are real good at doing that.

[lmferg]

It's about time for this backlash.