Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Episode 3 Part 1

[nisus8]

"They dropped...but they kept on going."

[darkbluesoul]

3:47 lol

[daiklaive]

surely we can discuss something more sanitary!

[MrAluminumJacket]

"Tina screamed for Nurse. But little Miss Nurse didn't come. Little Miss Nurse was out in the backroom having a cigarette and flirting with Doctor. The pain shot through her like a big bullet. She knew babies were meant to kick, but where they meant to scratch? No, they weren't."

- an excerpt from 'Tomb Boy', by Garth Marenghi.

[MarpaMonday93]

HAHAHAAAA!!! okay, 2 people from IT crowd in here--makes it a MILLION times funnier XD

[chrismofer]

nowhere's a lonely place to be

[questionslp6]

How did they train the fly to land on his nose at the end, and I laughed so hard when he slammed the door

[ToadsMGodes]

@questionslp6 That fly is an actor of sorts, hes worked several films and shows. His name is Martin McFly

[BandCShow11dy6]

whats so funny in this to me is that, the dude is getting it up the ass but it doesnt look like he is being raped because when they walk he is like embarrassed and jumps away hahaha. its just so funny

[Hearsticles]

More Garth Marenghi comments -- less pointless Youtube arguments. Have some respect... a man was just brutally assraped by a gigantic eye, after all.

[overthehillsfaraway9]

5:01 I think that scene is beautiful.

[purplesodapop]

24 hours, Dag. 24 hours.

[Econniff]

"Other times I copied the plots from dead authors on whose work the copyright had lapsed. Bite me."

[ikillzlolcatz]

Graham Linehan!

[Marcelis]

"I've not got one"

[FunyChick1695]

So A man is fucked in the ass by an eye and gives birth to a giant eyeball

[LordClaremorris]

I love how he stops before Reed tells him to wait. That may be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Such horrible acting.

[LemonTree9280]

the golf cart steering wheel and brake/gas pedals sum up this show. Brilliant!!

[MajBummer]

He slams the door right at the end and it bounced back. I'm laughing my butt off!

[EponymousKid]

I love the ridiculous phrase "hospital top brass." What kind of medals do they give to hospital directors?

[daiklaive]

@EponymousKid brass ones, of course.

[Kyolover12121212]

"I was told when I was 16, that my balls didn't work. They dropped, and they kept on going." Haha. This show is amazing. <3

[zo1215so]

"I'm outta here."

*long pause*

"Not so fast mister."

[MordaciousFilms]

Little thing I just noticed upon the 10th viewing. At the beginning when Dag is trying to get into the room, notice in one shot Dag is all of a sudden taller than the other man. This show kills me, even the most subtle things!

[BandCShow11dy6]

@MordaciousFilms OMG your so right that is so funny hahahahaha!!!

[Mreck072]

obama is the second coming of christ and i like eatin mcdonalds and having sex with fat hookers... thats the american dream

[TheycallmeGuth]

I laugh so hard every time he jumps from the exploding van with the baby in the intro.

[hrdcorefshr]

The first thing out of the guys mouth is

'oh my god, look at the size of that things rod' XD

i love this show

[Zelli52]

Wait, did Dean's acting actually improve in this episode?

[Kannebas]

@Zelli52 Yes and no. Dean Learner's acting noticeably improves in scenes with just him and Garth (or by himself). With anyone else, it goes right down the shitter again. That and Todd Rivers mentions in the commentary that, "He couldn't interact with other people"... =P

[heliogabalus227]

Hope the fly at 8:36 got paid at least scale--impeccable timing!

[enemymouse]

"Come on, Liz. I'll help you apply some more makeup,"

I love how he pushes Liz through the doorway.after that. Defies explanation.

[fcc44789]

kicks in the swinging door

[ihatepreps07]

I have to agree with Dean here. Since when are giant, throbbing alien penises something that has to be censored out? I mean, come on, people. >.>

[cm2dude]

How'd he get 9 shots out of that revolver, exactly?

[kalebpage]

"the pain shot through her like a big bullet" HAH!

[Villagejonesy]

"When I was sixtayn I was towed that my baws didn't work."

[mandilynm1]

Other times, I'd copy the plots from dead authors on whose work the copywrite had lapsed...*shrugs* bite me.

[ErnilEnNaur]

This is the funniest THIIING I've ever seen. Too bad they only made 6 episodes. I guess the world still isn't ready for Garth Marenghi.

[drumdust]

"The man behind the eye was someone he knew, and untill then trusted."

lol!

[kemicdj]

"the pain shot through her like a big bullet"

LOL

[Rita3500]

Ok gross.

[crowpass]

Bravo! A horny giant eye on legs. This was the first one I saw on ASwim. Not even a year ago. It was my hook. Dean is hilarious.

[iCarb0n]

dont play with the windows

[Shenwolf]

Why couldn't THIS show be on Adult Swim instead of "The brittish Office"...

btw love the part about the hiking sock. lol

[bfett23]

it was on Adult Swim. like 4 years ago.

[samisagee]

i lold so much at the eye that i was crying

[Vexed34]

For years I wondered what exactly my ghoulies would sire.

[Vexed34]

I drew deep draughts of inspiration from the dike of my dreams.

[MrStrangeDUB]

5 Stars for when he pushes her out of the office @ 7:32. Best Show EVER!

[marinejackson]

cant believe Matthew Holness was in The Office!

[7lartceps]

When I die and go to heaven they better have Darkplace on DVD or I`m outta there.

[xwyhul]

You will go to hell. They will have Darplace on DvD but just cover without DvD

[momwentcrazy]

Savor.

[iheartbaggels]

thing

[Obltzs]

The eye monster's death scream is from Doom :)

[chuck1990bb]

Look at the size of that things rod!

[freddy2fan]

I'll help you re-apply your makeup.

[JonDOG9000]

"When I was 16, I was told my balls didn't work. They dropped, but they kept on going. And it was a question of either having them removed, or going around with really long balls. Like a couple of marbles in a hiking sock."

[raimaskae]

I love when Thornton slams the door and it doesn't shut all the way.

[smittty1911]

you shut your mouth.

[Stig1138]

Oh, man, when the door opened back up--that was hilarious.

[ezmereldagreen]

the bollocks winching right back up when he was 30 made me miss the lavatory completely. for the next 3 episodes i just kept a bucket next to me

[darksheep666BR]

Author, Dreamweaver, Visionary plus Actor.

[reckless120]

based on melodies originally whistled by garth marenghi. gets me every time XD

[steveasat2]

People, I cannot stress this too highly: WHEN YOU ENTER THE REACTOR, YOU HAVE TO CHECK TWICE FOR SEX OFFENDER BODY PARTS. Once is NOT enough! Come on, this is for your own safety, folks. I'm not trying to nag you just for the fun of it.

[RagingRapist]

'look at the size of that things rod.'

That is one of the most beautifully delivered lines Ive ever heard.

[xCODKINGx]

"Hes right, I went in there 2 month back and there was a piece of shit stuck to the seat", pure genius LOL

[glebber]

he has an awesome car btw.

:P

[PirateKing1256]

LOL , the doctor is acting like a police.

[ARDCOREARNIE]

This is my favourite episode out of the six.

[Bensbikex1]

24 hours.

23 hours 59 minutes.

don't make me stand here and count! haha.

[xlxGh0sTxlx]

look at the size of that things rod

lmao lol

[jazminbianca]

"i could have one now and you wouldnt know" loooooooooool

[roblittle81]

Watch the first episode of man to man with dean learner.... there is a superb 'film clip' from 'war of the wasps'- when cosmic wasps attack the earth.

good stuff.

[AYjames91]

8:38 aha, when the fly flies onto his nose.

[thir13teen]

"you shut your mouth, or so help me god, i'll punch your lights out"

LOL

[MushroomBluex]

this show is a helluva lot better than some of the shows adultswim has on now why is this not on???

[sjrr5545]

I don't think enough Americans have the sense of humor, much less the attention span, to appreciate this.

[Rory2259]

As an American, I shamefully have to agree with that statement. America is full of the biggest retards in the world.

[lazyandunemployed]

ditto!

[xlxGh0sTxlx]

wow u have alot of balls to say something lIke that m8

[SadlifeProduction]

@Rory2259

it's true, our best and funniest TV show was canceled after only 3 season because of ratings

[mrfudgeyhead]

@Rory2259

I oughta gut yoo with my Nascar paraphenalia.

After I get super duper crunk to my Lil' John albums.

Word.

[OutlawTomFantastic]

@Rory2259 If America is so retarded, why do they come up with the most successful products? Best economy. Google. Apple. Microsoft. Facebook. Paypal. Amazon. It goes on and on. There's a huge population of African-Americans and South Americans that might not be the most educated, but someone must be smart and entrepreneurial to start all those companies.

[mrblueysky]

@OutlawTomFantastic Not America. Americans. By your reasoning you deem success to be able to make money and start companies, not genuinely be awesome and find things like this funny.

Also, best economy? ...was that a joke?

[OutlawTomFantastic]

@mrblueysky America has the most powerful economy on earth. Yes the meddling politicians and Federal Reserve are screwing it up big time by thinking they can centrally control it, but historically when America was freer than other countries they surpassed everyone by a mile. As for not finding things funny, America produces the best comedians, funniest movies and best sitcoms on earth. With that said, I really enjoyed Dark Place and wish it ran for a few seasons. It's right up my alley.

[comicguy12]

@Rory2259 who come from different places on earth

[RWSThe101]

@Rory2259 More so Naive.

[jafrocubic2]

@Rory2259 The U.S. has the 3rd largest population in the world.Perhaps it's more fair to say we have one of the largest sources of retards in the world.There are dummies in every country, along with assholes and fucks.:)I think those in the U.S. are just the most widely publicized,maybe because they're always under the microscope.But alas, as an American,I grew so tired of the common American Retard that I felt compelled to leave my birthplace and live in Indo, the 4th largest pop. [of retards?]

[aegisgfx]

@Rory2259

AND there is no excuse for it since the US spends the most on education.

[zxslipperz007]

@aegisgfx wastes the most

[madbar4lifexo]

@Rory2259 I'm EXACTLY the same- an embarassed American.

[RotaryPoweredRX]

@Rory2259 the world, is full of retarded people, my friend..

[4youglencoco]

Allow me to be an exception to this rule!

... But I was raised by an English woman, so.

[sjrr5545]

I'm an American too. It's not a knock on American culture so much as it is a realistic appraisal of cultural differences.

[luvondrokswnoice]

well, the reason it was pulled off the BBC after six episodes was because it was decided to be too radical for the general audience, so even the majority of Brits didn't get it either. Basically, it comes down to the fact that people who love Darkplace are awesome.

[Randominality]

YES

[TheAnxiousMan]

Channel 4

[BrettCelinski]

and because it was so goddamn crazy

[ezmereldagreen]

sorry to be pedantic but it was channel 4 which DOES show the most radical stuff...and it was made fairly recently

[RegicidalManiac]

Yes. Yes. 1000 times Yes.

[mason000]

@luvondrokswnoice Hooray for being awesome!

[kreigor]

@luvondrokswnoice yes if you do not love Darkplace just jump off a extremely large building please

[bfett23]

@luvondrokswnoice actually most british shows have series' lasting 6-8 episodes....

[CelticDragon0]

@luvondrokswnoice Darkplace is awesome! Thanks Mondonitis!

[reapercussions]

@sjrr5545 Just like there are British people who have crap senses of humors (I'm sorry, but there are some British "comedies" that just SUCK ... "My Hero" anyone?), there are Americans who have good senses of humor.

[sjrr5545]

No doubt. I just like making gross generalizations about the United States because I'm from there. I actually like a lot of American comedy. The British sense of humor is pretty special, though. I grew up with Monty Python, the Young Ones and Black Adder. Some British stuff is just brilliant.

[390904902]

Making gross generalisations about the US because you're from there? Sounds like our sense of humour has rubbed off on you a bit. XD

[MilesBennetDyson]

Not so fast, Mister!

[TheDevilsJoker]

I really wish they would just make one more episode, like a christmas special, and it would be the episode with that Ambulence exploding. Its like acctual old shows, there was always an awesome bit in the intro that you never saw the full episode for.

[scrambuild]

six episodes..thats it? GODDAMMIT!

[scrambuild]

i love the dyke of my dreams

[Nate15b]

the pube on the pipe!

[scrambuild]

i love this ..pure genius

[chocomog35]

'I think it's very sad that we had to pixellate out an erection....'

[Swafferjohn]

"AS IF YOUR FANNY NEVER GRACED A PAN"

[Bashimillar]

"The guy who was behind in the eye - he was a man who he knew and, until that day, trusted"

rofl!!

[shizzlepie]

Garth Merenghi looks a bit like Bill Hicks

[RequiemForABuckeye]

Garth Marenghi has to be the biggest tool ever. Love Darkplace.

[Katie01197]

why do they always have guns? haha

[buttlord123]

to Katie01197......Because Dark Place Hospital is a pretty dark place and can be dangerous.......i am under the infulence of several drugs right now

[ThundermanX17]

it would be funny if someone has a kid with grasshopper abilities

[buttlord123]

THING

[ghw14]

can anyone tell me why this didnt get a second series?

[sedatedlife18]

It's trying to make fun of lame 80's drama series', but unfortunately it pours it on just a bit too much and ends up being lame itself. It's like when a buddy immitates a gay guy, but he does it just a bit too good. It ends up being lame.

[wangpangu]

So one of your buddies immitated a gay guy but he did it 'just a bit too good', hmmmm?

veeeerrrrrry interesting.

[sedatedlife18]

You bring up a good point. Maybe I should stay away from him....

[Swafferjohn]

now that's lame - whether he's gay or not and you avoid him simply because you think he's gay, then well - some friend you are.

[04rkeigh]

I disagree strongly.

[ryzolia2017]

epic door kick lol love it

[johnm7491]

lol did anyone else notice the fly at 8:36

[lechiendormant]

yeah - i just noticed it ...:> someone stunk enough to attract flies...

[crispy1337]

this show is just to amazing for words.

[L337AB1X]

Am I right in thinking the security guy at the start is the writer of The IT crowd and Father Ted?

[DandyBoheme]

That's him alright!

[Henry1802]

He's also in Alan Partridge.

[celtics0n0fsam]

Gotta love a doctor with a .44 magnum tucked into his belt,he finds a use for it every episode.Magic stuff :)

[Flibzy]

"Hospital bloody hygiene, Went into the gents and there was a big pube on the pipe!"

[DrShabazz]

I love the intros when he reads passages from his book. haha. So cliche....and that's what makes it funny.

[Mophesto13]

WELL DONE. YOU GOT IT.

[DrShabazz]

Thanks...it took me a while to figure out, but I was able to get to bed around 2am. It was worth it.

[Mophesto13]

Thumbs up for that response. What I said was pretty humourless.

[celtics0n0fsam]

Yeah,your reply did make you come across as somewhat of a humourless cock.Although you did redeem yourself with your reply to his reply & you wouldnt be viewing this vid if you were in fact a humourless cock.I saw the funny side of it btw.

[ScythePuppet]

Rofl at the random fly landing on Garth.

[dr3behemoth]

look at 7:35 he waits for ages before reed says 'not so fast, mister' lol!!!!

[Tagemandbagem]

4:39 That's a model.

[playerthe2nd]

holy fuck, its graham linehan. nice

[irusev]

wonder how did they do the fly part in the end;)it was funny

[bobzilla211]

she knew babies were meant to kick - but were they meant to scratch?

....no...

they weren't...

[spotlitkiss]

did holness write this whole show himself?

cos if he did he deserves a God award.

he is the king of gods - the supreme lord - he is the master of the universe.

[devilxbesidexyou]

GRAHAM LINEHAN!

[Currow20]

Garth Merenghi's is he Bollo from the mighty boosh

[kilgannon]

No.

[pauljan1988]

love people who give one word answers

[devilxbesidexyou]

no, Bollo's played by Dave Brown.

[Fenristh]

You're right, he is Bollo in the stage show. Not the TV series though.

[thereflex101]

omg, 2.30 kills me EVERY time. And dagless waiting for Thornton to "spontaneously" stop him, lol

[Oscar301]

christ, i want the theme music on CD...

the entire format is genius

[richardmoores]

record it using the adobe program, and burn it to CD.

[leemand118]

dont play with the windows

[Dzakovich000]

8:36 as fly lands on his nose!

[cybercolinisnotreal]

THINGS!

[BossMurdaaa]

6:46

BANG.

[DarkComet666]

THINGS

[Simon0]

pain shot through her like big bullet!  The way this guy says things is just funny.

[agenstuall85]

dude i love this show it sets you up right from the begining with jokes really long balls very funny

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

3:47 = awesome

[mojomojo7869]

i wannna learn this theme song on piano anyone know were to get the music script

?

?

[TexasPsychoK]

Greatest show ever!

[ColonyOfBirchmen21]

Atleast He Was At Peace now....On Account Of Being Dead...priceless

[WhereforeArt]

Oh man...that scene between Garth and Dean where they're just emphasizing "thing" is too great...

[booshulator]

"though for years i couldnt shake off the fears that one would eat the other luckly the didnt, which i put down to good parenting" haha love it

[manwithoutabody]

Was he reading that "Afterbirth" book about the killer placenta?

[Bartima3us]

Linehan is excellent as always

[CaptainPierceXx]

I love the opening for this one.

[itsoibitsoibikoinoi]

"look at that poor man, not only has he been screwed by a giant eye, but he's now giving birth" LMFAO!

[phases88]

I want his god damn car...

[nightfly10]

Me too, i love it :)