Mass Effect Machinima - Grunt Deals With BP Oil

[mruitwisser]

reminded me of tenpenny tower from fo3



[eraldorh]

i hope grunt is a member of your squad or ill be pist.

[ruick78]

Grunt he is krogan

I am KROGAN

WE KNOW!

[akatsukileader987]

BP are fools you should eat them.

[soadfansoad]

Yes Grunt, we know you're Krogan. I'm glad Okeer taught you that.

[DjKreed]

Grunt: BP, STOP POLLUTING THE WORLD

BP: Can it wait a minute? We're in the middle of some calibrations.

[PainisCupcakeEatsYou]

something tells me grunt is krogan....

[LazyMrG]

He should consider bowling .

[snupchuckles]

i have an idea to plug up the spill shove a bp executive in the pipe

[meowfish1234]

its funny cuz im British and the Americans did well agenst in football so what do we do we fuck up their ocean

[eraldorh]

@meowfish1234 win

[rkt739]

I have no idea what the heck I just watched, but it was pretty darn cool.

[StealthG6On18s]

Stupid.

[HatersG0nHate]

@StealthG6On18s hahahahahahaha fag

[StealthG6On18s]

@HatersG0nHate You mom lets on the internet?

[HatersG0nHate]

@StealthG6On18s let me feel your scrotem

[wilkd05]

ha ha ha ha *grunts laugh*

[Str8Murder]

Pft... Wrex would have charged that barmy then collapsed that building with his mind. Wrex > Grunt

[SamuraiJim87]

@Str8Murder WREX IS MEGAKROGAN!

[keshaz12]

When in doubt - I AM KROGAN!

[BearMaster9013]

these internets. i approve them.

[angbandsbane]

Okay, it's fairly obvious who they need to cast for the Captain Planet movie now.

[LPenguinK]

Seems legit.

[merksperk2]

Offshore oil drilling. Heavy risk, but the priiiii-

Fuggit.

[toomanynamestopick]

As BP would say, heavy risk in off shore oil drilling... But the priiiizzee.

[zev007]

lame

[LukeAlto2007]

I guess someone forgot to turn on the robot ninjas. 

[DinoHunter543]

@LukeAlto2007 Wouldn't have mattered. At best, they would have slowed him for about thirty seconds, a minute at most. After all, he IS KROGAN.

[A7XRules4life]

<---- Grunt. He is Krogan.

L freaking O L.

[skylar15123]

Running in to things, that was easy.

[cagersrule]

Fuck cloud gaming

[iamacewan]

this is what happens when you fuck with a krogan

ANY KROGAN

[UberMonsterDude]

@iamacewan no the PERFECT KROGAN

[maizeandblueheart]

I AM KROGAN! but The Illusive man? hilarious

[walruscrowface]

I AM KROGAN!!!

well done grunt yes you are, but did it really take you this long to figure it out?

[gethsoftware]

just one thing said. I AM KROGAAAAN!!!

[thisisirishguy]

omg bp is funded by the mysterious man!!! That explains it! No non-human creature is safe!!!

[soccerfanlol2]

@thisisirishguy illusive man

[KeeperofMolgera]

Wouldn't it be great if real life worked like this?

[baronbrixiusDIE]

170 bp employee's disapprove as of the time of this comment

[MoonlightEmbrace]

Now that's a Krogan Commando to all you C&C folks out there !

[Commandodudes]

what the fuck? hahahhaa

[TheUndying1001]

The Chuck Norris of Mass Effect.

[Grrymjo]

If you don't like BP then sell your car and walk, moron.

[ClassicToonFan64]

I laughed out loud at this. Well done. Thanks for the video. WTF at TIM.

[DaFatCa7]

terrible

[XxSPM3xX]

Blowing up one of BP's buildings... heavy risk, but the priiiize.

[redredemer99]

Grunt should be the next Gerard Butler

[zck20200]

Meh.

[gnarlyb]

Is the Illusive Man the real CEO of BP? It's a good thing Shepard doesn't work for him anymore..

[BigM33100]

So if Grunt toches a building it blows up?. makes sence to me cos HE IS KORGEN!

[ldskzz]

Barely contained rage: The BP oil company has caused a great deal of concern to all elcor. Shamefully: They make us sick.

[Volsgarph]

Life Rule #1: NEVER play rugby with Grunt!!

[deathzilla117]

I AM KROGAN! lol i love that 

[TheWabbajackX]

Grunt has no time for BP's solid waste excretions.

[MrTictak123]

@TheWabbajackX nice

[zhevox]

wat



[cuboos]

PB MADE THE GENOPHAGE! 

[InsaneAlien6]

ILLUSIVE MAN IS BP!

[littlecrazyneko411]

XDDD "The Krogan Society for a Better Tuchanka" LOL

[SuperLocust117]

grunt is like chuck norris but in an alien form

[RedTigress613]

Grunt is a duck.

[ZackBarzahd]

Wow, what a stupid video. HDR bloom doesn't make a good machinima, guys. Sorry.

[jman0955]

Grunt: He is a krogan

[coolsn3]

you do know bp is the biggest oil seller in the world and it was usa work on that rig not english

[overlordbeelzemon]

like a boss

[BrighterThunder]

This is blasphemy. This is madness!

I AM KROGAN!!!

*charge*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Xistanceowner]

while i was playing ME2 today the in game tip told me to not allow a krogan to get close to me or he would charge. and that i wouldnt like that. i now understant what it was talking about

[KubernetePirata]

what does the Ogres have to do with this?

[TheSpiritofZero]

@KubernetePirata Bioware made Mass Effect and Dragon Age

[worbalism]

Final fantasy / gears of war cinematic is epicness fullscale :D

[LiberalCounterpart]

Krogan Society for a Better Tuchanka. As a lifelong member of the KSBT, I approve this message.

[SamuraiJim87]

@LiberalCounterpart As a board member of the Krogan Society for a Better Tuchanka for five years, i feel this is the best environmental add we've ever released! Moreover, as a human, I'm ashamed we have not produced anything this good on behalf of homo-sapiens.

[Elepintino736]

@SamuraiJim87 i second that

[deathowl911]

GRUNTS A BIGGER BADASS THAN THE META

[Meshuggah5]

Man...you gotta love Grunt.. best character ever.

[ziomallex1]

this is sparta!

[Taitmomma]

Grunt: He is krogan.

[MrDrcosmo]

*eat

[MrDrcosmo]

@dream6cold6code6 racist asshole. Go et your fish and chips.

[LightningSamus]

@MrDrcosmo You call him racist but then you do the same.

You are no better and not setting a good example.

[dream6cold6code6]

considering the oil rigs were being controlled by americans employed by BP the yanks caused the spill on there own nation, and left BP to clean up the mess and pay the bill, I guess thats what happens when you hire americans to man oil rigs, and as much as the americans complain they be lost without BP oil rigs...BP the reason alot of americans are rich from stock shares to there company. the yanks would off been better off keeping silent and accepting it was just...an accident.

[LightningSamus]

@dream6cold6code6 BP is to blame not briatin or amreiaca, yes BP is a british company but the company has itself to blame, should we blame canada if bioware released a bad game because they are canadian?

[dream6cold6code6]

@LightningSamus no American oil workers are to blame, its just unfortunate BP hired them. second america should keep its fucking mouth shut because the majority of its wealth is neatly locked in BP share holds...this being the second time I'm saying this.

look...it was a freak accident, that everyone took over the edge, yes it damaged american tourism but was mostly a small fraction of income, second americans hate us brits anyway, that stupid decleration of independance is an insult! lol

[JammyGit07]

@dream6cold6code6 Truth right their.

[tik999]

@dream6cold6code6

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[CatMaster87932]

@dream6cold6code6 If you think all Americans hate you, you're very wrong. I'm American, and my father is from England. The BP oil spill was the fault of humans. I don't see why we have to divide ourselves up into Countries. We're all just as ignorant and greedy as another.

[dream6cold6code6]

@CatMaster87932 hey it was just a joke over the whole Declaration of independance act, I like most americans I meet, I just think american government and politics is abit insane, and the racial issues america indignifies itself with is so pathetic...like the dark ages of humans and religion. yeah I agree it was an accident, too bad your people won't accept that...I mean why the fuck you guys care about your beaches? your rich and powerful and bully the rest of us with your mighty armies. -.-"

[Bumbley1]

@dream6cold6code6 Please man, racial issues america indignifies itself with? My fucking dad grew up in London being called names and constantly getting into fights because he is Irish. Or did you forget that dark part of you history?  You motherfuckers slaughtered innocent civilians on Bloody Sunday then it took twenty years to finally admit it was wrong. Take that shit somewhere else.

[dream6cold6code6]

@Bumbley1 well racial indignities such as the friction between blacks and whites in american society. rather than a race issue between whites from different countries, as for bloody sunday there has always been tension between Ireland and england, but its history and yeah apology too late but Ireland got it. Irelands holds no cold blood against england and neither do we. thirdly my mother irish and I have spent much time in Ireland, unlike you I bet, in USA , you know fuck all, so shush. =)

[Bumbley1]

@dream6cold6code6 Well there are some people who have racial problems but I am in an interracial marriage (white-hispanic) so that wouldn't include me. Where I work we have a mexican married to white, puerto rican married to black, and black w/ white girlfriend out of 5 people so nice try. I happened to be born an english citizen, remained one for the first 17 yrs of my life and lived 3 yrs in Cork. So I suppose it would be you that knows fuck all right?

[dream6cold6code6]

@Bumbley1 actually I was saying you've probably never been to Ireland, which you didn't retort at all but instead went on to talk about your interracial marriage and your work place and how its full of different races, and for the record...I didn't say you were a racist, I said america suffers with it more than most countries in the world. so no need to try so hard to convince me your not racist...chill. : / 17rs? as if I give a shit, I said you know shit about Ireland, dumbass.

[dream6cold6code6]

@Bumbley1 and If you were born english why were you getting real bitchy at me for Bloody sunday? if all british are to blame for that as you went on to claim then so are YOU. stupid shit, fuck off.

[Bumbley1]

@dream6cold6code6 Because I was using it as an example. Also, being born in the UAE we went to the british embassy and got the birth certificate there, because my dad's company had him working there and transfering to England. In case you didn't know there is a difference between ethnicity and citizenship. Read a fucking book.

[JammyGit07]

@LightningSamus No we blame America.... For they have EA.... Just saying.

[Bumbley1]

@dream6cold6code6 Please don't act like the press in the UK would be any better if an American tanker sunk in the Thames and covered London's waterfront with oil, killing all of the animals in the Thames estuary. They would have a field day with it. Point is, BP (an international corporation) is to blame for corporate policies and decisions made at a level above the actual rig as to the handling and inspections of the rig prior to the accident.

[dream6cold6code6]

@Bumbley1 Well the Thames being a river which has no oil tankers running through it, I doubt such a situation would become a reality, second yes BBC would rip on BP oil cause facts like US media means shit to them, only enraging public opinion matters. Thirdly US stocks are tightly knitted into BP oil as its control over US oil reserves is giant, and hence BP oil makes USA rich, thirdly it was the Drill that malfunctioned most likely due to pressure issues, or tough earth, the rig...was fine.

[Bumbley1]

@dream6cold6code6 Gee, I'm so sorry I don't know the shipping schedule in London, thanks for making that moot point. Don't quite know what you mean by US media though. There is a big difference between say, FOX news and NPR. Thanks for generalizing a whole country though. On another note I never said BBC did I? But I bet some of the less reputable new agencies would have been screaming bloody murder.

[dream6cold6code6]

@Bumbley1 well first of I was talking about the MEDIA in GENERAL no just usa media. media no matter what the country it stems nor its format can be trusted for all the facts so I was generalising the media with that point of being sleazy cheats for aggrovating the public opinion. Well no I never said you claimed BBC was evil, despite the fact you just hit the nail on the head lol your problem is you have too much faith in your media and government, you don't question them. your another sheep

[Bumbley1]

@dream6cold6code6 How can I be another sheep when I take what they say with a grain of salt? Although we have to get information from somewhere, don't we? I'm not Ted Bundy, living in a cabin in the woods. How do you even know the BP event really happened? Did you fly over in your helicopter? No, you saw it on the news, sheep.

[godfighter16]

i want into the krogan society for a better tuchanka

[Str8Edgex24x]

144 people aren't krogan

[snake18011992]

Sounds like: THIS IS SPARTA !!!

[RemeZZZZ]

Piece of shit. From machinima ofc..

[E3iteB0unc3r45]

i can c grunt doin this in mass affect 2, espicially in his rite of passage

[TheChuchulainn]

BP's irresponsible practices have resulted in the deaths of the remaining wildlife over at least one quarter of Tuchanka's surface, and have cost thousands of krogan their livelihoods. Put BP out of business.

[superfreegoat]

@TheChuchulainn krogan could probably drink oil theyre so tough. i mean damn they have two hearts and four nuts.

[ussumane22]

lol now that we know BP oil did nothing wrong, should this still be here? nice vid btw

[TheChuchulainn]

@ussumane22 Lies.

[SternMann93]

Omg, Illusive man.

[gggggppppp]

what a load of shit, and not funny

[BasilLevski]

Not funny. At all.

[starscream2092]

somebody know how to get ME 2 content into 3d max or UDK ?

[fmmaster10]

in me3 i reckon grunt and wrex are gonna be part of tthe team (HOPEFULLY)

[legendu991]

i think the illusive man just grew a little after i deystroyed the collecter base



[KingNoobiusVII]

Two days ago Grunt accidentally combined two different phrases during the mission on the Reaper, thus saying, "I. Am. Worthless..."

[TolHydra]

i love grunt but WREX IS BETTER

[wolfie9113]

I think Kasumi wouldve done a better job, maybe with a nuke like the first game, but with C-4. *set the c4 and use a Fallout Fatman to shoot teh nuke*

[SolidSherman]

hahahahha made my whole day

[Musikkingofthecookie]

Sure, Grunt is a perfect Krogan...hes utterly awesome. He got swallowed by a thresher maw and shotgunned his way out...he even screams ''I am KROGAN'' and pwns everything

But Wrex got the awesome dialogue

''Shepard

Wrex''

[HiopX]

Grunt: he's a Krogan

[TheKOEIwarrior]

Battlemaster I have everything. Clan, kin, and powerful British Oil Tycoons to fight.

[Ryztor]

when i see grunt, i think juggernaut(cain marko). is it just me?

[lolubentrold]

@Ryztor The Krogan are a RACE of Juggernauts.

No, wait, scratch that. The Krogan are what you would get if you threw the Klingons, a bunch of snapping turtles, a couple of Tyrannosaurs, and the Juggernaut into a blender.

[themonkeymN]

@lolubentrold I'm sure if you threw somthing in a blender you would get a mushy pulp. Especially if it's a blendtec total blender

[Raikomaru]

@lolubentrold I am SO tempted to write up some jokesy dialogue now...:3

[xlllx4]

HOW DO you make there!?!?!

[armorhide406]

Krogan vs brutes/ elites. matchup of the millenium

[Coruscant0]

Grunt can get a job in the NFL when the Reapers are dead.

[Freemmaann]

Wrex would just stare at the building to destroy it.

[Commander800]

@Freemmaann true

[jocke706]

@Freemmaann to bad he is dead then, just so you know i didnt killed him in ME1, i never had ME1

[MasterChief07]

@Freemmaann I just hope he is in mass effect 3.

[jocke706]

@Freemmaann of course dude, he is a biotic, isnt that what they does?

[stubbsthezombie100]

@Freemmaann it sucks when you dont save him

[awesome4life86]

grunts the shit

[MirkyBlueIconoclast]

THIS... IS... SPARTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA

[Mastikomanishe]

@MirkyBlueIconoclast Nah, that... was... TUCHANKAAAAAAAAAAA!

[TheAntman2006]

is grunt a krogan by any chance?

[peter1592]

I... AM... KROGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[ArcticMan94]

Grunt sucks. I mean, LOOK. There are ruins where the building used to be!!!

Now if it was Wrex...

[MoonlightEmbrace]

Grunt = krogan version of the Commando from C&C

[AIFRANCHISE1]

definitely putting those 4 balls to good usage.

[jerseykid78]

The last person that fucked with krogans is justin bieber. now everyone is pissing on his grave.

[rileyhyuuga]

@jerseykid78 I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.

[jerseykid78]

@rileyhyuuga you love justin bieber? LOLOLOL

[rileyhyuuga]

@jerseykid78 No, but the fact that you've said his name TWICE already is making you more and more homosexual while at the same time you're a horrible person because you've said his name TWICE on a funny video. So you're a horrible demon homosexual who hates the laughter of children. And you're not even one of those, "Dude you're awesome! You're gay? Ah whatever" homosexuals, you're a, "Oh God here he comes shooting rainbows and unicorns this way and introducing himself as gay" homosexual.

[jerseykid78]

@rileyhyuuga shut the fuck up and get shitted on by grunt

[rileyhyuuga]

@jerseykid78 (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ I like cows ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

[ThreeSixXero]

Grunt's shoulder charge beats all.

[ddog892]

His balls are inert.

[GuidedFireWind]

@ddog892

they have four balls. four more than you. ouch.

[ddog892]

@GuidedFireWind That was hilarious. It must've taken you all night of think that. Bravo, you officially have no life.

[GuidedFireWind]

@ddog892

DUDE HOW'D YOU KNOW ARE YOU PSYCHIC?

[ddog892]

@GuidedFireWind NO, BUT I AM GOOD AT THE CAP LOCKS TOO!!!!

[GuidedFireWind]

@ddog892

I love you man, we have so much in common.

[acz0]

Why did bp store all their oil in that one highly flamable building? were they gonna drop it in the ocean or something?

[unit657]

@acz0 ofc, thats what BP is for, fucking up the enviroment

[Juggernautgt]

That Krogans Over 9000



[AChubbyAssassin]

I like the way that Grunts Face-Plants into the BP HQ like place, And it blows up...

WOOT!

[bluechickentwang]

chuck norris once bit grunt...after 6 days of crippling pain...Chuck norris died

[Veen130]

He... Is... KROGAN!!!!!!

[Jewylry]

Aaaaand this is why I chose Grunt to be on my final team.

[LazyNinja411]

This video... It's just so damn good

[TheBattlefieldFan]

this is Gmod

[evenfall369]

Grunt: He is krogan.

[uraniumangel75]

how the f can the illusive man hide? hes as big as a fricking building! maybe bigger, i guess thats where they got the green giant idea from though.

[spacefannumber1]

I wish my head butts had the same effect

[DanDood11]

BP is cerberus...suddenly it all makes sense...

[LastODSTStanding]

Kind of waiting for him to deal with Obama now...

[drakengardian]

love there enviromental plan

[mattstorm360]

@drakengardian r.i.p when Grunt find you

[mattstorm360]

@assaultriflesforever in 5 sec thay will be exstinct

[mamajama1000]

just when i thought i've seen everything