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  • Perfect example on how everything in our life is in our minds, the perception of the world :D - someone might not hear anything unusual in this - some might..heh

  • I love this so much! :D

  • Totally singing this in class

  • i heard this song from judge dread i think...

  • OneyNG Did It Better

  • Tourettes guy

  • He's awesome! He's nothing like he was on Full House! XD

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  • the scary thing is: i memorized both renditions of this song:P

  • I laugh when I look at the related videos and see ACTUAL folk songs.

  • brillant cheers The Makem Folk Singer

  • lol love it

  • i played this song at school and the teachers were laughing thire ass`s off

  • I'm not sure this one is in my repertoire. :-D

  • This isn't Old English.

  • Ahh, bob saget

  • I want to play this every day of my life!

  • head offf to it! old hero's of music!

  • Great old English folk song!

    

  • Wtf

  • This is legend! Absolutely love it! I think he ruined it a bit at the end when he said your f***** well wrong! Sort of took away the humour.

  • @Linkzy01 no saying fuck at the end is part of the humor, lol

  • @Linkzy01 The build-up is the entire point of the joke.

  • @Linkzy01 the point was that he dodges all these "bad" words.. then said fucking.. which is known for being one of the worst words...

  • Just a perfect song for those of us who appreciate sophisticated humor.

    When I was a kid, Dinah Shore recorded a similar song called

    "Sweet Violets". There are several version on Youtube.

    Tnx 4 the charming post.

  • It's okay if you can't make the "connections" in the song. It just means you're decent.

  • lol

    

  • the original assumption song

  • tourrettes guy sent me here xD

  • lol!xd

  • it is the assumption song

  • danny tanner is not gay

  • I just heard this song, it's amazing how the mind will assume such profanity! Very funny, but also very interesting.

  • Lmao

  • 37 people think this is dirty.

  • i'm english and i've only just heard of this song today, lol

  • @brazothegr8 The army has a similar version!

  • I love Bob Saget and he was a total surprise after that fool sit-com

  • BOB SAGET!

  • @gloverelaxis DUDE!

  • @gloverelaxis so, you've heard of tourettes guy too?

  • turrets guy 

  • 666th Comment!!!

  • Haha ive heard this before

  • Awesome. My favorite kind of song. I'm gonna write songs like this.

  • always say what you feel, the video about the farmers wife that dies, you can no longer be heard. Go see the video here prolwer1

  • @bloodngutspatriot yea, he kind of had to be clean earlier in his career, but once they're famous and can do as they please then they usually get alot funnier, case in point Bob here lol I find him much more entertaining with his standup than when he was just on tv. But thats just my opinion lol

  • @bloodngutspatriot lololol well that happens sometimes

  • danny!!!! what would you do if michelle, stephanie and dj seen this??!?!?

  • @bloodngutspatriot Bob Sagets comedy is VERY dirty. He is known for being one of the raunchiest comedians out there,

  • @cwflad I found that out right after I saw him on his clean cut shows. I can't watch reruns of those shows anymore because I can't see him as a clean guy anymore. It does show that he is versatile though.

  • Dude this isnt funny...

  • I've heard at least 6 different versions of this song... they are all just a little different, but the lyrics are about the same..

  • funny stuff

  • Actually bob Saget's stand up act is VERY dirty. Grear song.

  • I luv this shit

  • ooh BOB SAGET ! the touretts guy!¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨­¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨

  • BOB SAGET!!! - the torrets guy

  • I think Mr. Saget better tell a story instead of singing.

  • You can see him trying so hard not to say the next obvious word.

  • Id be lmao if he sang it on Full House ! :D

  • Hmmm, I have a perverted mind. I just needed bob saget to help me see that

  • I hate that bitch, he's stupid and ugly, and fat.

  • oh, BOB SAGET

  • TO DAMN FAST! HE PLAYS IT TO DAMN FAST!

  • It sounds to me like an English Rugby Song rather than a Folk Song, there is a lot of difference.

  • It sounds to me like an Old English Rugby Song, rather than an Old English Folk song. Culturally there is a difference, but it is still a good song.

  • they should have a recording of him practicing, him just laughing so hard when he messes up... :D

  • @shamgarus2

    Dude, calling him a "Jew" really won't help your cause.

    Calm down, there are plenty of worse things he could do.

    P.S. I'm half-English and not Jewish, so you can't say I'm biased.

  • @shamgarus2 okay, and we'll just leave it to you to disgrace yourself and your country (i hope you're not english) with your anti-semitism shall we? Folk songs are, or were, generally sung by common folk, and we tend to be a bit rude. this was nothing, just amusing.

  • @shamgarus2 way to be anti-semitic. five stars for you.

  • @shamgarus2

    I think the original ending of the song is: "...go fuck your self." thats what you should do instead of writing anti-semitic comments...greetings from germany

  • fitzy i know you cant bear the fact that the English write more humourous songs than you, but it is a english folk song that is sung in pubs so please dont spread your silly lies on these videos please.

  • @Shropshireladdie lol actually it was written by a guy called Vito Petroccitto, and your assertation that it is english just because it gets sung in pubs is frankly ridiculous, it gets sung in pubs here in scotland too, so is it half scottish half english? no its all american so stop spreading your silly lies on these videos please

  • @rmartin232 get over yourself

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  • @rmartin232 you should procure some milk, cookies and tissue mr rainy face

  • @mongonala im sorry?

  • bob saget is irish singin a stupid song that a comedian before him wrote thats not a english folk song?????

  • @fitzy545 this song is sang alot in the pub down my road

  • obey saget

  • @MultiJp89 you get a big THUMBS DOWN! take THAT bitch!

  • @MultiJp89 Thumbs down, mr. Obvious. The fact he doesn't say the words is what makes it funny. You fuck it up by mentioning the words at all.

  • BOB SAGET!

  • what happened to mr. tanner

  • @jojonr619 he sucked dick for coke...

  • dude saget you sucked dick for coke

  • why is this is in black..?? i want it in colors... this longer vesion..

  • @basabiso

    it has to be black if its longer

  • oh BOB SAGET!!

  • we hear this in music and a quater away throught he closed it down and then people started to sing

  • i love bob saget funny stuff

  • notice how he closes his eyes at the start of each new verse

  • @Pertsh123 its called blinking

  • oh my WIN

  • the name bob saget just makes me laugh

  • Thank-you, Mike!

  • It's Ted Mosby!

  • Hooray for Bob Saget and his standing for everything that no one else would dare to do :D lol

  • 1. cock

    2. dicks (NOT pricks. Honestly...)

    3. whore

    4. fuck

    5. shit

    6. cunt

    7. balls

  • I really don't get how people can't make some of the connections... Poor 'sheltered' souls. *sigh*

  • This is funny :D :D

  • 5: didn't understand so...

    6:cunt

  • bob saget is funny

  • 1: fist = cock

    2: ricks = pricks

    3: yore = whore

    4:duck = fuck

    5: not sure

    6:not sure

    7:walls = balls

  • @PhillyKid07

    5 is Shit and 6 is cunt

  • @PhillyKid07

    5. shit.

    6. cunt.

  • what are they laughing at?

  • @horbergaren you need a dirty mind to understand lool

  • Go Bob Saget.

  • lmao

  • lol put on the CC. its really really lousy xD

  • great song!

  • Oh BOB SAGET!!!

  • With your feet in the air and your head on the ground

    Try this trick and spin it, yeah

    Your head will collapse

    If there's nothing in it

    And you'll ask yourself

    Where is my mind

    Where is my mind

    Where is my mind

  • The Pixies? Did I miss something? What does that have to do with this video? :D

  • The joys of being english xD

  • @Vikicashmore yes the joys of being engrish...

  • @lolwtfmanrofl yes the joys of being a spelling nazi

  • @lolwtfmanrofl Are you somehow implying it is bad to be English?...

  • @NorthernerMatty123 no its a joke on the sterotype that oriental people cant pronounce their l's like r's it was a joke

  • It's like a clean(er) version of the assumption song... The assumption song is better

  • this is amazing.

  • Bob saget...you did it again!

  • Saget = the fucking man

  • fucking hilarious haha

  • Tourette's Guy isn't dead

  • BOB SAGET!!!!

  • "Oh Bob Saget!!!" - Tourettes Guy R.I.P.

  • bob saget is the fucking man

  • i love this song it was funny..

  • This man is funny.

  • I heard the assumption song first, but i like this more!

  • *didnt

  • @Skaliforniaroll Aarogant worms never played it. They had nothing to do with it.

  • I distance say he wrote it. U fag. "get ur facts straight!"

  • It's called te assumption song. By aarogant worms.

  • @Skaliforniaroll AAROGANT WORMS DIDN'T WRITE IT!! If your going to correct someone make sure your right first. Vito Petroccitto Jr wrote it. Thank you.

  • Mr. Tanner??

  • This is my ringtone.

  • @invesco111 Nice.

  • "BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourettes Guy

  • @BryanRiel FUCK SALT

  • DAMN IT BOG SAGET!

  • BOB SAGGET! SHIT!

  • If you think this is dirty then you're fucking well wrong...

  • cool every language or country has similar song

  • True, the arrogant worms are better in my book, bob saget still did a good job tho

  • I like the arrogant worms better. so there bob saget. ha. ha ha.

  • what chords is he using

  • D and Am(with AND without his pinky added).

  • thank you :D

  • Shakespeare is not Old English. He's Early Modern English.

  • Lol A different version of the assumption song. obviously before it.

  • Bob Saget is real???!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol someone watches too much tourettes guy........

    wait........WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS?

  • I NEVER knew Bob Saget could play the guitar! Honest to GOD, I DID NOT!!!!!

  • @casinobowling WHAT THE F*K ? HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ? DAMN !

  • I think he meant the song was old and from England. Not old English.

  • old english is a term used.

    eg shakespeare is old english language

  • shakespeare isn't even that.....its something like iambic pentameter

  • actually iambic pentameter is a style of poetry. it should have 2 syllables per foot and 5 feet per line. (totalling 10 syllables per line) and it has a controlled patterned tempo of unstress-stress

  • lolol.

  • BOB SAGET!

  • lolz.

    the assumption song.

  • 5 stars & favourited.

  • OH BOB SAGET !!!!!!!

  • Brill vid

  • lol Imagine him singing this to his daughters in Full House.

  • full house would just be that much better. haha

  • OH BOB SAGET!

  • old english is a style of speaking

  • i think...he was...making a joke...

  • sabbi is stupid he doesnt even have the lyrics right, your the stupid one

  • interesting haha. sounds like an assumption song