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  • This is brilliant ....how do u not see this man's epicness

  • So there was this crazy party at my ESTATE last night, which was located next to a TERMINAL, in AFGHAN, just 10 miles from a local QUARRY. Everyone was totally wasted. The place was like a SCRAPYARD. There was this girl that said she wanted to DERAIL me. So i went to a RUNDOWN hotel in FAVELA, there was RUST everywhere. I felt her KARACHI, it was bare like a WASTELAND. The feeling gave me a HIGHRISE. I then entered her UNDERPASS, went so deep i hit her SUB BASE. She loves the INVASION

  • So there was this crazy party at my ESTATE last night, which was located next to a TERMINAL, in AFGHAN, just 10 miles from a local QUARRY. Everyone was totally wasted. The place was like a SCRAPYARD. There was this girl that said she wanted to DERAIL me. So i went to a RUNDOWN hotel in FAVELA, there was RUST everywhere. I felt her KARACHI, it was bare like a WASTELAND. The feeling gave me a HIGHRISE. I then entered her UNDERPASS, went so deep i hit her SUB BASE. She love the INVASION

  • GO WATCH PART 2 MOTHAFUCKA

  • thumbs up if u think zachgang15 was on his period when he rote that

  • This is funny and people "obviously" cant take a joke

  • there are children watching these videos....

  • 10th lobby. paypal only $5 for infections and insta 70. $10 for lobby $15 for you and a friend $20 for up to 4 people

    Gamertag: Pachitti

  • I WILL WATCH PART 2 MOTHAFUCKA!!!

  • Calm down why can people not take a joke? This guys hilarious but if you dont think so drop dead because you dont shut up and keep flamming him. Just dont watch his vids if you dont like. I subbed to both his channels

  • WTH JUST HAPPENED IM CONFUSED XD

  • funny

  • cant belive machinima posted this???

  • This guy is AWESOME

  • I FUCKING LOVE YOUUU

  • the fuck is wrong with this guy..

  • No offense but i think your pretty perverted and really gay. just sayin..

  • you would be awesome to sit on a couch with and smoke a bong with....god would that be awesome

  • Wheres part 2?? Theres links to everything but part2, wtf?

  • wats your youtube name rely like you

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  • Lol =D--- *for classic cod4 vid click my name*

  • OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS! but how is this on machinima? no idea :P

  • when i watched this my chihuahua cummed, then exploded, i then proceeded to fuck the remains.

  • dude you're awesome XD

  • wow, does the guy who made this vid have poor self esteem? nice playing but he just seems like an awful person

  • Lmfao this dude is awesome

  • pretty gay but thats just my opinion

  • what is this guys channel name?

  • LOL ump noooob

  • If u wana rape some1 do it, u fucking racist pervert fuck

  • wait wait, THIS IS ON MACHINIMA?!

  • ok, ill just slip the dick in now...

  • LOL

  • Pretty nice video. I actually just started my own MW2 channel so if anyone wants to check it out or give me some tips that'd be great

  • FUUUCKKIIINGGG HILAAAARIUOSSSS

  • Bell end

  • no one calls me a mother fucker and gets a good rate 1 star =]

  • Nice video guys watch my sniper montages and see what you think!

  • pervet

  • fuck u your good at mw2 but such a dick pervert mother FUCKER!!!

  • wow your cool

  • fucking pervert

  • barrack husain ocock

  • does anyone know if this guy has his own channel? and what is it

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  • @pickerelmanuel1, lol... yeah i liked 3:45 too

  • @Guy in this video

    What's wrong with you?

  • ahahahahahahha aparently there was two one was just wakking his dick lol

  • :L lold so hard at him sayin he wants to meet a porn geezer :L

  • Awesome game I got it online for free here ps3 game. tv

  • i love the first 15 sec

  • most retarded thing ive ever seen...the guy is an asshole  and duznt say anything about the game....and it was all fast forwarded

  • say what you want man, I LOVED THIS VIDEO! The commentary was great dude!

  • LOL ;)

  • oooo

  • I don't want to watch part 2 it's late =[ !!

  • you do know Machinima is just a supporting channel right? you submit vids to them, and if they like it they will post it on their channel, since they have a lot of subscribers, so basically the person who playing ISN'T MACHINIMA

  • i laugh so hard listening to this

  • add marioman007

  • weres part 2 ??

  • lol 'apparently there were 2 kids there one of em in the corner jerkin off like a real man. so this would be a good time to slip the dick in' lmao i couldnt stop laughin at that 4 like an hour

  • slip the dick hahaha xD

  • Slip the dick lol

  • this dude's too desperate for a woman...

  • hes probably high lol this is what im like i think of shit like this when im high

  • how did this get only 3 stars it deserves 5

  • lol

  • He's basically trolling all the srs bsns fanboys.

    I think its a wave of genius.

  • LOL! ending was fukcing funny

  • Fkn hilarious lol

  • last bit go watch part 2 motherfucker lol

  • :13 made me lmfao

  • time to slip the dick in

  • lol

    ''Go watch part 2 mother fcker''

    XD

    ''ITs time to slip the dick in''

  • Dude you're sick/weird.

  • @iInquedetamitT hes fukcing hilarious

  • This guy sounds like Egoraptor

  • tactical nuke gameplay

  • omfg its 2010

  • this guy should play cod mod 2 against the 2 guys from critical flaw. that would be hella funny to hear the commatary to that

  • Boo.

  • Serious peadophile on our hands here!

  • i have freinds like you but they get punced in the face and punch pepole in the face all the time

  • i know there faggs arent they good luck getting a girlfriend with that perssonality

  • Who is this guy, he's pretty funny.

  • That was ridiculous

  • 5 star great comm's

  • lol I did not expect this to be so funny with the low rating

  • hutch is 1000x better.

  • This guy is totally wasted LMFAO

  • one of my favourite players on machinima! reminds me of myself

  • who is this fucking guy, i love him!!!!

    Anyone got his youtube channel?

  • why do I find this so funny?!

    xD

  • I'm no psychiatrist but I'm pretty sure this guy is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

  • shut up u wasteman.

  • Why the heck is this guy sponsored by machinima?

  • ur the biggest faggot ever wheres the advice cock sucker

  • this guy seems like one of those stereotypical high school jocks who went to college on a football scholarship but had to drop out because he is mentally retarded. so he started to live in his parents basement, bought an XBOX and a computer and now makes jokes about things that shouldn't really be joked about so he can impress all of the wiggers on the internet, he probably has a tiny penis, it would explain the excessive jokes about his "cock".

  • Ok, I liked your opinion till it became childish and you started talking about his cock..."he probably has a tiny penis, it would explain the excessive jokes about his "cock"."

    ^This, is a stereotype idea, though in some cases it is true, This is only one of many possibilities,

    so yeah...now you know...

    ok, have a good new year...

  • i fucking hate people like this. they think they are fucking hilarious but they are just annoying

  • You talk just like me

  • ur such a fucking retarded motherfucker! hahahaha :D

  • STFU!!!

  • r u trying to b funny, or do u normally talk lik dat cuz its pathetic, rlly u suk major ass

  • lol, I noticed the classes also. PS, Kyle, you're a fag lol.

  • id be perfict for this guy as a side kick and i may be 12 but you should see what funny thing i make up kinda like this guy

  • @INSANITY1100 you're a fucking faggot shut up dude

  • HAHAHAHA!!! look at his class names at the start at 0:08

  • where is part two??

  • wow get a sense of humor people.

  • CANT WATCH!!!

  • this is probably the most unfunny thing I've ever see, If you honestly think this is funny, then you REALLY have low standards

  • Man i was crying from laughing till 00:30

  • sarcasm?

  • does this guy have a youtube channel? who is he. he's hilarious

  • I wanna know as well, first person who has made me laugh uncontrollably.

  • Why is everybody being so sensitive?

    There are many things that use vulgarity like this but the public love it. Has anybody seen the 70 minute review for Star Wars 1? The reviewer was saying that his hobbies relate to A serial killer.

    Making jokes about his Criminal Records that just consist of running over Korean Families, Treating babies the 'wrong' way, But the Public absolutely Adored it. But it's like these viewers haven't heard anything ruder in their life?

  • HAHA this is fucking awsome, respect from Denmark!

  • perfect time to slip the dick...

    in this video...

  • lmao xD

  • Holy shit this guy fucking rules I cannot stop laughing.

    Slip the dick

  • Lmao obviouslyjesus makes me laugh more than any other commentator

  • i think the people that are offended by this are the ones that arent from the USA

  • add midgethorns to your psn friends list to muff some skeezers up

  • this guy is an idiot!

  • I'll admit you got a small chuckle out of me, but child rape jokes are not funny. Keep them to yourself.

  • funny

  • I find it funny and refreshing, if you're a dumb ass and watched the whole video without liking it, that's your fault.

  • IMO he was funny.

    It seems as though most other people didn't think so. Strange.

  • fag

  • Erm... 1016 ratings, but only 310.

    And you suck as a commentator.

  • how is tht possible..?

  • youtube is messed up.

    it got hacked

  • @Lod531 It only updates the views every few hours, or something...

    and yes.. yes he does..

  • i find it funny that people are offended by this dude.

  • lol same :P

  • @ greeklad9

    haha same here dude

  • this guy is a complete dick!!!

  • this game confuses me....what is the bling pro perk????? wat does it do???

  • u get to put two things on ur secondary

  • then ur secondary weapon can have 2 attachments like for a shotgun red dot and silencer

  • dude why the.... fuck would you want to meet a porn description person? what's wrong with this guy, i've seen lint at the top of my ass crack with a better personality than this guy, i've had bowel movements that sound better than you, your fucking weird!

  • then dont fucking watch it fucktard god u come onto these videos that some people enjoy watching but people like u always have to be fucking hateing on it if u dont like it then turn it the fuck off and go to a different video shit head

  • do you see all the comments for your second video? there's way more people like me, we all agree that your a perverted faggot so just keep posting your entertaining videos, but please shut the fuck up! no commentary.

  • wheres part 2 bitch?

  • It was funny :D though there is kids watching these videos and this was kinda inapropriate so don't post em here...^^

  • uh well kids shouldnt be watchin machinima with a call of duty game which is rated M

  • @malcolmisk00l

    Some do :P

  • XD that was awsome

  • where is part 2?

  • ^ WHAT HE SAID ^

  • i'm with u on that aswell lmaoo

  • hay weed is importent ;)

  • The commentary made me laugh but I don't see the point for MachinimaRespawn to be posting theese. Considering that there definetly are kids watching these videos I think it's kinda inapropriate, but nevertheless very funny!

  • lmao best commentary EVER.

  • I have never seen a video that literally made me say "What the fuck?".

    So, I think I'll break that tradition right now.

    What. The. FUCK?

  • ^ What he said ^

  • kind of strange commentary in the beginning

  • he probably doesnt have any friends. who arent fucktards

  • This guy is by far the best commentator

  • u r all sad. the guy is funny by being random with dick jkz. who gives a shit

  • ur funny

  • child rape jokes? keep it to yourself asshole

  • hey dont hate...MASTERBAIT XD cheesy dick jokes ftw

  • Sorry, this community has too high a value too have a place for this crap. Go post it on the porn channel you were mentioning.

  • yet, it is on machinima...you fail...grow up

  • Cock. Balls. Fuck. Breasts. Dick. Vagina. Barack Obama. Molestation. Porn. I just did an Obviously Jesus commentary.