First Greedo... Now This...

[AtreyusSorrow]

This is fucking awesome...good job!



[windyshrimp]

This actually looks more realistic than Greedo shooting first. At least Han's head doesn't break his neck in this one.

[DeltusVache]

Seriously.. make a version where everything shoots at han first

[conradojavier]

In The NEW Version The Hero only Kills an Enemy if the Enemy Attacks Him or His Allies.

[dysplasticrome0]

hahaha! Don't give Lucas anymore ideas. x3

[fishblades]

I was like what the hell is this then the joke came out of nowhere. This is perfect hahahahah

[strokerman01]

LMAO this is hilarious. Anyone who doesn't understand this has to be 12 years old.

[jrock714]

Wait! Did the console dieded??

[WookieRebellion501]

What's exactly happening in this scene? I can see the laser is shooting out of the console, but why?

[bonerman345]

@WookieRebellion501 The greedo scene was edited in the newer versions. In the older version, it appears that Han shoots first. In the newer versions he is acting in self-defense, much like here. 

[WookieRebellion501]

@bonerman345 I still don't understand why the console was shooting.

[bonerman345]

@WookieRebellion501 watch the greedo scene and watch this scene pretending that the console is greedo.

[WookieRebellion501]

@bonerman345 Ah, yes, yes, now I understand, lol.

[Siegetower]

@bonerman345 In the original Han shot first, which is in self defence. A gun was pointed at him.

[bonerman345]

@Siegetower if the police ever point their guns at you, make sure you shoot them "in self-defense"

[Siegetower]

@bonerman345 Don't be simplistic and ignore the difference between a police officer and something malicious like a bounty hunter.

[bonerman345]

@Siegetower Oh, here we are with a shell game. Now you've added the criteria that the gun be held by a bountry hunter. I'll have you know that Greedo knew Han would shoot first, hence Greedo was fully justified in holding a gun at Han.

[Siegetower]

@bonerman345 I didn't add the criteria! The situation IS the bounty hunter holding a gun and trying to force him to go somewhere against his will! It's an integral part of the scenario in question!

[bonerman345]

@Siegetower Tell that to the cop that's "forcing you to go somewhere against your will" before you shoot him "in self defense".

[Siegetower]

@bonerman345 You're being stupid. If you can't tell the difference between the two...it's not worth going on. Just think of the words: distinction, subtlety. Use some critical thinking.

Bye.

[bonerman345]

@Siegetower oh here we go with the special pleading. Sure you can shoot anyone named bill who points a gun at you. Good one.

[tr4d3m4rk44]

Well fucking done, sir.

[kylezo]

press 6!

[idelta777]

the fuck? xD

[turtlemouth]

OK, that was funny. :-)

[BadCynic]

This video is very well done. Honestly, it looks real.

[Kalrenix]

@BadCynic I wouldn't say it looks real, but it does definitely look like something Lucas would add in. If that's what you meant, then yes, very real indeed.

[BadCynic]

@Kalrenix

Huh? What do you mean? I was commenting on the realism of the laser. Of course this is in the movie, Lucas wouldn't have it any other way. I also heard he's thinking of cutting out the scene in which Luke loses his hand. He says it's too violent, and might possess children to cut off their own hands. He also wants to cut out the light saber duels. I can see why, sword fighting is horribly violent. Did I mention he wants to censor Friends re-runs?

[whitelancer64]

hehehehehe good one ;)

[yoskater13]

why would you even need a microphone to shoot,

[subjord]

Interesting that the Microphone can shoot....

[gingerstalker777]

Lame?

[borya1978]

key broad shot first. i knew it!!!

[HammerLex77]

Well funny!

I love the fact that a lot of people believe this is genuine but considering how much the films have been bastardised since release, I'm not at all surprised people haven't thought twice about this being a spoof.

[Kenou]

are...you...fuckin...kidding..­.me???? I have the Blu Ray but other than deleted scenes and special feature i havent really watched the films...looks like I wont for a while now.

[mastatsan]

@Kenou It's a joke, dummy.

[Kenou]

@mastatsan Did you even see my reply after that? Jackass can you even read?

[mastatsan]

@Kenou I see no other comments from you. Of course I can read, otherwise I wouldn't have known what you said in the first place, or been able to type my response.

[ChocolateisIsNice]

I don't get this! :-S

[rocafella142]

@ChocolateisIsNice It's making fun of the "Gweedo shoots Han first" change that Lucas did in the cantina scene. This video is saying that Han will only shoot things that shoots at him first.

[ChocolateisIsNice]

@rocafella142

Ahh I see... Thanks for the explanation!

[RGDcommentnode]

In the next special edition, Alderaan shoots first! :D

[videogamenostalgia]

You forgot to have his head jerk awkwardly to the left for no apparent reason...

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Seriously Lucas? SERIOUSLY????

____

Lucas: I have altered the film. Pray I don't alter it any further.

[BlairGB1]

@PaulieDeMafia210 These new releases are getting worse all the time!

[Freznoll]

this is the first time a video on youtube actually made me roll out of my chair and litteraly roll on the floor laughing.. Hillarious!

[RyanEdge]

Lucas logic: "wow everyone loves my movies so much that they're considered classics and some of the greatest pieces of sci-fi cinema ever made...BETTER CHANGE A BUNCH OF STUFF"

[kichelis]

Han: Luke were gonna have company

Luke: ooOO should i make tea and biscuits

[UltimateEnd622]

This is the greatest video I have ever seen.

[SwordOfMikhael]

Haha man are you fuckin kidding mean??? First Greedo, now this??! I really hope that Lucas's obsessive tweaking bullshit, doesn't leak over into the Indiana Jones franchise... I would really hate it if future releases of raiders, will somehow have the Arabian swordsman-- shoot at Indy first. Sure the guy was holding a sword, but Im sure Lucas will somehow digitally alter the sword, into being able to shoot something at Indy... Logic hasnt really been Mr. Lucas's strongest trait, in recent times.

[michaelandjennyshow]

@SwordOfMikhael I think we're safe from that for now. The producers of Indiana Jones have protected it thus far (besides some remastering), along with Paramount restricting the rights I imagine. Spielberg also owns much more rights than George, as George's only credit is a "Story By" credit which is equivalent to like nothing in Hollywood. I will be scared if Spielberg dies first. George has all that money...

[rocafella142]

@SwordOfMikhael dude relax this isn't a real video, it's a joke.

[Beaststa197]

omg IT SHOT FIRST

[Basiritz]

FINALLY! A change I cant get behind!

[romas1995]

in the next star wars dvd/blue ray release Luke will be Darth Vader's father.

[hashikirk]

@romas1995 Wouldn't be surprising with the way things are going

[EclipseHedgehog]

@romas1995 .is star wars the new soviet Russia now?

[KmorrisonNCC1701]

Well you know, when he shot in the original version, it made him look like a heartless killer, so the change was needed......(roll eyes) LOL -ThatMovieNerd

[SuperEdvinsson]

I came here for the original movie-clip.

I didn't even notice the addaed laser-beam until my 2nd view.

I don't understand what's so funny about it.

Did George Lucas add the laser beam from greedo's blaster in the DVD-edition?

[masondula]

@SuperEdvinsson Yes

[ZipZagginGallifrey]

@SuperEdvinsson You're an idiot

[LegoDaleks]

@ZipZagginGallifrey Talking to yourself is a sign of madness.

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Who the fuck made this?

[SonicPwn3z13]

Vader shot blaster bolts out of his hand at Han.

[MurryEB]

LOL

[KamikazeHunter1944]

awesome.

[Strytax]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

[shawoo]

Funny as hell. Problem is none if my friends would be able to understand just how funny this clip is.

[NathanRomml]

@shawoo

find yourself new friends

[Snagprophet]

Someone needs to do this to that control box Leia shoots when they swing across the gap.

[rhktodaface]

omfg rofl this is great

[Mozezrox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[toymachinary]

hahaha is this for real?!

[allaboutdmagic]

Lucas has the mind of a schizophrenic child...take the movies away from him before he has Yoda shoot at Han while screeching 'nooooo'...

[F1NGER]

This is gold!

[MegaExistentialism]

FUCKING LOL

[idegenvezeto]

Cool :D

[Amobb481]

See warning label on the intercom: "Unauthorized use will result in either injury or death."

[GiygasLittleHelper]

@Amobb481

Sounds like something Aperture Science from Portal would make.

[ImaRocketDog1]

In Soviet Russia, intercom shoot you!

[PackerPuncher]

"self destruct sequence initiated"



[ErenorDotCom]

I could see Lucas doing this.

[BigTechWorldx2]

The intercom shot First!

[Mattebubben]

wow its true computers are dangerous

[70tosaka]

rofl suddenly , intercom try to kill Han.

[70tosaka]

0:12, in the Death star, intercoms also can shoot people:)

[artman40]

Next the Death Star shoots second.

[awesomefanger]

I knew what was comming and I still laughed!!

[Robstailey]

MIC SHOOT FIRST

[mitrooper]

This one is really funny...

[merrimac291]

lol

[Sportymcdouglas]

oh my sides...

[SillyScyllia]

you got me there bro xD

[skyisfelling]

Wow, i have no idea this scene wasn't in the original. I just re-watched them all on blu-ray, and this was one of my favorite scenes. I'd imagine it would've pulled a huge roar from the crowd in theatres... both in the 80s and present day!

[kfanthony]

@skyisfelling He made the intercom shoot at him is what it was :o

[ascolti]

Great! Now you've gone and done it.

[moviebakerperson]

ironically, this makes more sense than Greedo shooting first.

[rloft123]

lold.. a little bit too hard

[DustinThePooper]

LOL, I lost it.

[gimenez123200]

...... what just happend rofl

[xXEnkilXx]

xD That's great. 6 people didn't get the joke

[HinchyFilms]

classic

[21innocentbystander]

Hilarious !

[ivanleal108]

Anh... ok, thanks a lot I was about to have an heart attack due to the senile Lucas...

[ivanleal108]

Why did he change this scene too?

[DippersandSmiles]

@ivanleal108 He didn't. The guy who uploaded this just added the lazer.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

I hate George Lucas, the truth is all the editor MADE THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS, Lucas was against most of the original movies

that is why now that the editors left he can do whatever he wants and it is SHIT!!!!! what a loser

[Asparaguz]

@tHeWasTeDYouTh that isn't true at all. Lucas wrote all the original screenplays. He has creative control because the stories are all HIS.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

@Asparaguz no dumbass, dont make me watch the reviews the Plinkett reviews again

George wanted luke to be a robot and han solo some green alien that looks like the green fag from dragon ball z

I shit bricks, I hate lucas that guy had TOTAL control in Episode One and that MOVIE SUCKED ASS, he had total control for the prquels and they sucks

in the first two original movies the editors told him to change stuff and he HAD TO, Lucas even says in a documentary that he had to let the editor do stu

[VaineRox]

Intercom shot first.

[HawK047]

The intercom definitely shot first.

[OrdoMallius]

did the console just try to shoot him?

Holy fuck!

[Tale2]

This is almost as bad as Alderaan firing first!

[jigglypiggly]

lmao

[jmannxiiiaaron]

holy SHIT thats hilarious hahahaha

[Xbogey]

Oh my god. Someone needs to make a version of all the original trilogy where everything Han shoots at shoots first.

[keda1981]

@Xbogey Oh dear god yes!!

[Usul573]

@Xbogey

The trash compacter shooting first video made me laugh out loud.

[deaddirtycarnie]

@Xbogey Simpler version would be where Han shoots everything first.

[tennispro3782]

LOL PLEASE tell me this is a joke omg. Console shot first.

[Rodney17302]

@tennispro3782 Han's a nice guy, he wouldn't shoot a defenseless console...

[tehsquishmeister]

I'm still crying. lol

[crispgraphicdesign]

I haven't laugh that hard all week! Thanks!

[sebulia1]

Please tell me that was a joke.... PLEASE??

[TheVblogs]

Should have changed it to.. "Ok lets build this reactor! " :-P

[fidzlefou]

The Console shot first, everyone knows that

[JuicyPlayer]

Oh god I'm in tears right now!

[sittal]

that's great! 

[privatefell]

Well done!

[LegionOfTemplars]

NEDERLANDS!!!!!!!! ;3

[skedardestroyer]

Is this going to be on the Blue Ray version? :P

[smilicia97]

@skedardestroyer

it should be!

[gurgle1624]

the sad part is i could totally see Lucas do this. you should make one with tons of lasers coming from all directions in the cantina before han shoots greedo.

[gurgle1624]

the sad part is i could totally see Lucas do this.

[Knightmessenger]

do one for the probe droid at the beginning of Empire.

[Gaharia]

This is amazing :O

[OMEGAxWARRIOR]

it would of been more funny if you made alderaan soot first!!!

[warmongerpro]

@OMEGAxWARRIOR this needs to happen

[EscapeFromF5]

lmao

[GamerIrish]

*TROLOLOLO* Han Shot First!

Nah, The intercom shot 'im, sir.

[BLiNdZoRz]

Lazy Dutch subtitles...

[dlaxmcm1414]

It took me one second then a wall of laughter smacked me in the face.

[554466551]

Love your work.

[mandarinduck]

LOL

[xxH0LT45xx]

watch?v=ajFd_Tf7D1M

It still gave me a good laugh

[megarouge2001]

OK now that's just freaking awesome....

[MajorCinnamonBun1]

No! Don't give Lucas any ideas....

[daracenak]

@MajorCinnamonBun1 you should say "don´t give OLD george lucas any ideas" xD

[LedWhisky69]

LOL! This was fuckin' genius, dude. Good job.

[FULLmetallica1]

omg I laughed my ass of.

[350zCS]

Amazing.



[BluDrgn426]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHA­HAAAA!!!!!

[wannabesq]

Why oh why???

[SkaramandraX]

The best Star Wars parody I've ever seen!!!

[skedardestroyer]

Maybe I'm just a huge nerd, but I found this incredibly funny...cuz its so stupid lol. 

[Shadowcha0s]

@skedardestroyer How does finding this funny make you a huge nerd? It's a funny video.

[skedardestroyer]

@Shadowcha0s Geek, nerd, fanatic, whatever. The Han Shot first joke is something not the casual fan appreciates. The dude who made this caiters to those like us.

[aezeon]

@skedardestroyer caters

[SEIFER69]

That was hilarious.

[RapscallionStallion]

Hahaha! This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[drummererb]

I see what you did there.

[RetepAdam]

Well played, sir. Well played.