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  • That shit was funny. lol I don't wanna think about this when i eat a pizza cause i might actually lose my appitite.

  • @keshalashay Good point

  • Just sent my sister this, one of my favs, she's on a diet :P

  • @EvilBproductions Hope she takes the advice

  • you might also want to look at advair. an asthma aid that may cause your asthma to kill you...

  • Only in America ( an american, by the way).. I was on an " anti depressant" ( A drug that was actually originally meant to prevent seizures but helped depression as a happy side effect) called Limictal. didn't make me gain weight, no bad side effects.... except for a small allergic reaction that may occur..... what is it you may ask? A rash that forms on your internal organs, perforates, and kills you.

  • @TheWitchywoman91 Holy crap!

  • @AngryAussie ahaha! I don't know about holy....

  • yum... IBS in pill form... No thank you...I already have mine

  • Crap oil you say? I could finally fill my gas tank for the price of a bottle of diet pills!!!

  • @GamerRaid It's a potential solution

  • I was watching your recent 48 min long car journey vid and this showed up in the related vid section.

    Im pretty sure this may have scared away a few people who were discovering you for the first time =)

    I also LIKED pizza BEFORE watching this vid

  • I don't care about the wusses ;)

  • Anel leakage?

  • That's what they call it

  • @AngryAussie well, there's no need for lube then, is there?

  • Lose weight? All people have to do is get through their thick skulls to put down the fucking fork, get off the fucking lounge and get outside and walk or jog for 30 minutes a day. But oh, it's hard to find your arse when you're cheeks are wedged down both sides of the lounge!

  • This is true

  • @gribae aw your such a charming person, you're the reason why there is suicide, congrats fuckface

  • @666AMC666 hes a dick

  • @johny260 damn right he is

  • Isn't it just disgusting?

  • Hey, Could you tell me how to print large images on paper like you do?

  • There's a website called blockposters

  • Until I saw a video of you putting that up, I thought it was literally tiled! (Then I noticed that the posters changed... whoops.)

    It does look cool, though.

  • Sounds like my experience for 8 months after they removed my gallbladder. I couldn't eat ANYTHING that didn't go through me in liquid form.

    My body took a seeming eternity to adjust to not having the gallbladder.

    I'm a paramedic. This pill sounds dangerous. You COULD go into hypovolemic shock if you shit too much. You can't alter perfusion; i.e. shit oil; too long without being in danger of going into shock-which is life-threatening.

  • It's now believed to have life threatening side effects

  • yeah i think the newer 1 deserved to be redone cause it is much more hilarious and ur angrier in the other 1 :D

  • I might be famous for talking about crapping your pants one day

  • Version 1 of 'Crap your pants to lose weight!' is well done but Version 2 is MUCH better and more memorable.

    Keep up the good work! :)

  • I thought it deserved to be redone :)

  • OMG there's a original version too?!?! Awesome!!! I got the link from the end of the other Alli video of yours that linked to this... I must favorite this too, lol!

  • Yes, I was thinking of using this for standup which was why I re-worked it.

  • Really? Interesting... Does that mean you do Standup? It would make sence! If not, you should, lol! Or do you mean your videos are standup themselves?

  • Even worse, they're still advertising it here in the U.S. And they even have celebrities promoting it. :(

    I can see why this was your most popular blog post. At least I know not to go near that stuff.

  • It's a sign of the apocalypse.

  • oh my fucking god.. this was awesome and I can't eat pizza now, thanks.

  • Yeah, the pizza line horrifies me too.

  • LMAO hahaha oh shit this was wayy funny!!

    Hving me laugh at 443am so loud i love it.

    "never going to look at pizza normally again

    wondering if someone on this pill took a shit

    on my pizza!!!"

    HAHA

  • This is truly one of my favourite stories ever.

  • That was one of my best laughs ever!

    Thank you!

  • Glad you liked it.

  • 'In other words, you're going to fart and spray oil' HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA You're killing me, man! What a great laugh.

  • This is a terrifying proposition.

  • Humanity IS doomed. Thanks for the laughs man, this was priceless and well put.

  • Sad but true, this is conclusive evidence of humanity's doom.

  • Those tummy patches don't work either do they (unfortunately)? This shit-in-your-pants pill, is it perpetually?

  • For as long as you take it.

  • If they made a pill that would stop the shit then no doubt it would make you spray it out of your nose or something like that.

  • I already knew what you were going to say from reading the beginning of the description. Alli ruined pizza. I wouldn't want shit on my pizza either without knowing. 3:58-4:39 Made me laugh so hard.

    Cheers!

  • This remains one of the most bizarre stories I've heard.

  • Yeah, that's gotta be enough to scare someone into living on salad. I'm sorry they messed up the pizza image, yeah they were sooooo wrong for that. I lost over 20 pounds... under the guidance of a holistic provider and NO SIDE EFFECTS! (unless looser clothes and dresses I can wear again count as a side effect)

  • I lost 25kg just by eating the right food.

  • Yeah, Dr. Sommer told me to stay away from certain stuff (dairy, bread unless it's sprouted wheat, sweets: yeah right!) and gave me supplements that are natural and don't have those vicious side effects. He's trained in kinesiology so he knows what will help me just by determining the resistance of my arm. I had allergy testing without the needles and the weight loss without the health compromise!

  • my mom takes that and the worse fact is the

    fact that the bath-room is fore steps from

    were i play my video games and well you can see were this is going pizza is my favorite to

    well one of my favorites

  • Id rather force my self to vomit

  • Also not a good option.

  • Eeek, that's pretty scary. Why the hell anyone would want to buy that "medicine" is beyond me. Sadly, there is no doubt in my mind that there are people that believe that the "medication" will solve their diet problems. I really hate the wording companies use to try to sugar coat the effects of their medicine, now a medication that has no side affects would be wonderful (hopefully when one is produced, it's not for a purpose as stupid as this "medication")

  • It's quite scary.

  • good god man how many of these videos did you make? I'm sitting here laughing so hard I'm about ready to shit my pants. hehe

  • I guess I've now made three on the topic :)

  • so what about the other one?

    is this the same or what?

  • I explained that in the info box of the new video.

  • Ear splitting microphone. Glad it's better now.

  • I put some sound proofing up

  • Oh my god, this is indeed pants-shittingly hilarious. I had to pause the video to catch my breath from laughing. And I'm still laughing. Nice vid, Aussie.

  • This pill is truly a low point in human development.

  • My girlfriend actually takes those pills off and on. it works great. she's never had any "accidents" except for the one time she had COFFEE and BACON after taking TWO of those pills. I know, even I facepalmed at her when she complained about that incident.

    I think that pill works by making the results of eating fatty foods so bad that you DONT WANT TO FATTY FOODS EVER. and she farted like a dog on that pill. its okay for us, but I'm sure someone on the pill is less comfy with their new talents.

  • It's a scary thing to do to yourself.

  • dewd if u realy wonnah loose wayt just dont eat anything its common sence (btw it works but corses insane amounts of pain:( )

  • Aw, man ... I've just bought a pizza -.-

    But you were indeed right. Laughed through the whole video, and humanity is doomed ...

  • This seriously put me off pizza for a while.

  • Utterly fucked...Imagine a taco sauce spray with some salsa chunks...

  • Never used a diet pill, I don't now, and I don't intend on starting any time soon, or in 10 years or more. Those diet pills only make you feel sick, and alot of the time, they don't really work.

  • The appetite suppressants are fun. Because they're pure speed.

  • Haha, I realised 2 months ago, that I'm no longer the "Skinny as a rake" person i used to be, and im starting to get manboobs at 15..

    i did the responsible thing and did runs each day and joined sports such as soccer and karate.

    Americans are just too used to seeing stuff appear before their eyes

  • That's the smart way to go!

  • Poor insecure people who buy it. That's horrendous.

    I did laugh lots, though. ^^

  • Funny but scary.

  • Good luck with that!

  • This is the original version :)

  • hahahaha dark pants

  • An emergency measure.

  • LMFAO! that is horrid! why the fuck would anyone want to take pills that mean you spend 80% of your day in the bathroom, and the other 20% running to the bahroom, from the knees down, buttocks firmly clenched?! your right, the human race is well & truly fucked. well, maybe just America. they're the new roman empire. it'll be vomitoriums next!

  • It's a pretty sick concept.

  • A laugh? maybe. but it's early and I'm sick, so I got nauseous really, lol.

  • I always laugh at sick things.

  • I can see these pills becoming gold dust to kids who can't get their hands on viagra or laxatives. They'll see it as a perfect replacement for all the other (apparently) fun pills to slip into a friends drink at a party. Except you could presumeably run a diesel engine from the results.

  • Yes, they would make for a horrible prank.

  • Ohhhhh... that's evil... and yet hilarious. I gotta tell somebody about that... LOL

  • I don't care how fat I get, I am NOT taking those pills. Only in America can they sell a product that'll make you shit oily feces uncontrollably and PEOPLE WILL BUY IT BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE THEM LOSE WEIGHT. OMG...

  • NEVER take those pills - they are evil.

  • Don't worry, honey... I won't. That's what starvation diets are for. (j/k) God, Americans are fucked up, ain't we?

  • ya its like if americans see somethin they can lose weight on theyl buy it without looking at warning signs becuz they wanna lose fat xDDDD

  • Yeah, instead of working at not gaining the fat in the first place!

  • Well, Americans have a what I call a "drive-thru" mentality: they want to be able to get what they want, right now with absolutely no effort on their part. And they wonder why Americans are fat...

  • Sadly, yes... yes, we will. We are the laziest bitches in the world.

  • Oh my gosh. I am crying from laughing so hard. You're hilarious. My mom just started taking these pills and I was laughing at her for having experienced some of these "treatment effects". I decided to research it online to find out more information when I came across your video. I unfortunately will never be able to look at pizza the same (if I can even bring myself to eat it).

  • Yeah, it's horrible that they used that example.

  • Worse:

    "While no one likes experiencing treatment effects, they might help you think twice about eating questionable fat content. If you think of it like that, alli can act like a security guard for your late-night cravings."

    That's probably the most effective part of the drug. They'll try to avoid fat so they won't spray brown grease everywhere. Well, whatever works, I guess.

  • If that worked, there wouldn't be fat people.

  • Yepppp. I know exactly what you're talking about--saw this stuff on the shelf at the pharmacy after I saw a commercial for it that mentioned such "gas with oily spotting." That's just the tip of it, though. And none of that can make your body feel good.

  • AWW i was eating pizza while watching this.. o well the title kinda warns me not 2 eat i mean dieting pill side effects always make me think about shiting oil

  • NEVER take these pills!

  • i am eating mcdonalds xD

  • just eaten pizza

    thats so gross

  • It sure is. I'm thinking of doing this one as a standup routine actually.

  • this is one of the best so far...but my fav is still Mr Angry Vlog Number 3

  • Doesn't matter how much I watch this one it's still funny... I favorited it so I didn't have to hunt in your backlog for it

  • Thanks, I'm glad you enjoy it so much.

  • You beat HelloRodney! He challenged you to find a dumber news story then world orgasm for peace day-AND THIS IS IT- At least that was an excuse to have fun and get laid, these people are paying money to take oily dumps in their own freakin pants. They can't seem to figure out they can take shits in a toilet for free at a gym where they can erm, exercise or something, aaaannnd, they are to stupid to wear adult diapers while on this pill

  • This one is really just exposing that society as a whole is doomed!

  • I agree, DOOOOOMED!

  • For potentially intelligent beings, we humans seem to have a massive aversion to taking care of ourselves. What does it say about us that we won't exercise and eat properly but we'll spend millions on pills that make us poop oil? IEEEEE! Thank you for a brilliant satire!

  • It really makes you doubt human intelligence, doesn't it?

  • Bloody Brilliant! Right On, Just Freakin Eat Healthy!!!!!!!!!!

  • It's the simplest solution.

  • This pill manifacture probably has stock in the Adult Diaper Industry!!

    LAYS potato chips actually tried frying their chips in this stuff....

    They had it out on the market!!

  • That's the perfect crossover.

  • lol great video mate! i am crying with laughter

  • Glad you liked it!

  • side effects of the pill= shiting uncontrolably, side effects of video= laughing uncontrolably, (may also shit oneself after laughing that hard) awesome stuff man. ps leave to the us for this shit. ( no pun intended )

  • It's not my intention to make people shit themselves but it might be a risk ;)

  • North America totally banks on these idiots who can't keep their mouths closed. They actually have weight trainers for hire that cost a thousand dollars per month, just to tell you how to eat.

    It's bloody rediculous.

  • Well yeah, you'll never go broke with that market.

  • yes this pill is messed up i wonder why the FDA passed it uhg i can't imagine

  • All in the name of money.

  • Less warning lables hey! :D:D

  • Anyone dumb enough to take it deserves it!

  • Well yeah, it seems like natural selection

  • Ugh, GROSS. This is why everyone should be careful about their weight so they won't have to resort to "treatment" like that. EW--------. > <

  • Yeah, it's a pretty screwed up choice to take them.

  • This is brilliant.

    Imagine these people trying to do sit-ups after taking these pills? God forbid!

  • Now there's a gross idea.

  • Oh. My. Fucking. God. Kill. Me. Now.

  • Are people terrifying or what?

  • Yes. Pooping oil. EWW.

  • Totally gross.

  • OH MY GOD. The human race IS fucking screwed.

  • 100% utterly screwed.

  • LOL, that was fuckin FUNNY, made me laugh until i was crying :D lol, VERY good job

  • Thanks, the source material for this actually made me laugh.

  • *pukes*

  • that's another way to lose weight.

  • They are selling by the millions!

  • oh man i need some of those pills.. lol

  • And what will you do with them?

  • you know i forgot where i was going with that... lol

    beats the shit outta me..

  • LOL shit your self silly

  • I think that's how it works.

  • lol i like the video, I just wish you said explosive diahhreah....thats always made me giggle.

  • explosive diahhreah is indeed a funny term.

  • it sounds like they are making ex-lax in a pill form and marketing it as a wonder drug.... goodness people are so dumb sometimes...though I do admit when those olestra potato chips came out I tried them...once. And I was so sick from just eating a few I don't even want to know what this would do for your insides....

  • I have heard horrible stories about what happens if you eat those olestra chips.

  • believe me, I was doubled over in pain within 15 minutes of eating just a few, it was the first and last bag that I bought....I could just imagine what the explosive properties would have been if I had been a piggy and finished the bag....

  • Groooooosssssssssssss

  • WHOA! Where do i get this new wonder drug??? is it out on shelves yet? i can think of some of people i would like to slip it to. mwuahaha

  • It's over the counter in the US. And you're a sick little monkey with your plots ;)

  • OMG, I feel sick to the stomach. Pizza is one of my fav foods and I am seriously going to struggle now. You Suck Angry. Hahahaha.

  • The damn company said that on their website! I hate them!

  • Unbelievable!

  • But true!

  • Thanks for sharing mikma!

  • I wish!

  • No shit?!

  • Way, way too much shit.

  • Sounds like one of the seven signs of the apocalypse to me, it's amazing how incredibily stupid some people can be

  • It is truly frightening.

  • "The excess fat isn't dangerous, you may even recognize it as the oil from the tops of Pizza."

    Market research apparently indicates that taking these pills will lower ones consumption of pepperoni. Personally...my leftover pizza for lunch today isn't looking so good to me right now.

    I personally feel "an urgent need" to club some marketing weasels.

  • If I was pizza hut I'd sue them.

  • I read the blog entry but I honestly cannot watch this video. The things people put themselves through, just so they can eat junk food and be lazy!

    If fat people put as much time, and money, into running and cooking good food, as they do fad/shit diets that don't work and miracle cures, they'd be thin in no time at all!

    Come to think of it, it's about time someone started a new fad/trend for a diet largely made up of exercise and cooking lessons.

  • Yeah, I actually lost 25kg by (wait for it) DIETING! No pills. Although appetite suppressant pills are good. Make you speed off your dial.

  • 10kg with eating more healthy and exercise here :) Of course, grad school is slowly returning some of those 10 kg from stress and enforced inactivity...

  • I regained 20 of that 25, lost it again and periodically put on 5 or so that I have to take off again. But more or less balanced these days.

  • ulgh i'm not hungry anymore.lol.

  • I should hope not.

  • I seriously cannot believe the response this has got on your blog!

  • Is that fucking crazy or what?

  • Over 320,000 total hits now, up about 70k in less than a week! And unbelievably, it hasn't had any effect on your video views, which are still around the usual 1xx mark. Nearly 1,000 Diggs too!

    To be honest, I'm quite glad. The blog is out of control, I know you crave fame but I (we?) like talking to you, and your comments are usually as funny as your videos. I don't think the Angry Aussie experience would be quite so enjoyable, without the back-and-forth and the often hilarious comments. :)

  • I embedded the LV version of the video and it got more than 3500 views but they were watching it on the blog not on LV so there were no flow-on comments there either.

  • Holy shit, keep that pill away from me! About the Pizza thing, just forget what they said, and eat the damn thing, only the one who made the pizza have had his hands on it, and only his hands. Gee, i need a scone, and a burger, right away.

  • I'm gonna have to have the part of my brain that remembers the pizza oil thing cut out.

  • No, just let your kids smack your head up, then you will not remember a think about it.