Only in America ( an american, by the way).. I was on an " anti depressant" ( A drug that was actually originally meant to prevent seizures but helped depression as a happy side effect) called Limictal. didn't make me gain weight, no bad side effects.... except for a small allergic reaction that may occur..... what is it you may ask? A rash that forms on your internal organs, perforates, and kills you.
Lose weight? All people have to do is get through their thick skulls to put down the fucking fork, get off the fucking lounge and get outside and walk or jog for 30 minutes a day. But oh, it's hard to find your arse when you're cheeks are wedged down both sides of the lounge!
Sounds like my experience for 8 months after they removed my gallbladder. I couldn't eat ANYTHING that didn't go through me in liquid form.
My body took a seeming eternity to adjust to not having the gallbladder.
I'm a paramedic. This pill sounds dangerous. You COULD go into hypovolemic shock if you shit too much. You can't alter perfusion; i.e. shit oil; too long without being in danger of going into shock-which is life-threatening.
OMG there's a original version too?!?! Awesome!!! I got the link from the end of the other Alli video of yours that linked to this... I must favorite this too, lol!
Really? Interesting... Does that mean you do Standup? It would make sence! If not, you should, lol! Or do you mean your videos are standup themselves?
'In other words, you're going to fart and spray oil' HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA You're killing me, man! What a great laugh.
I already knew what you were going to say from reading the beginning of the description. Alli ruined pizza. I wouldn't want shit on my pizza either without knowing. 3:58-4:39 Made me laugh so hard.
Yeah, that's gotta be enough to scare someone into living on salad. I'm sorry they messed up the pizza image, yeah they were sooooo wrong for that. I lost over 20 pounds... under the guidance of a holistic provider and NO SIDE EFFECTS! (unless looser clothes and dresses I can wear again count as a side effect)
Yeah, Dr. Sommer told me to stay away from certain stuff (dairy, bread unless it's sprouted wheat, sweets: yeah right!) and gave me supplements that are natural and don't have those vicious side effects. He's trained in kinesiology so he knows what will help me just by determining the resistance of my arm. I had allergy testing without the needles and the weight loss without the health compromise!
Eeek, that's pretty scary. Why the hell anyone would want to buy that "medicine" is beyond me. Sadly, there is no doubt in my mind that there are people that believe that the "medication" will solve their diet problems. I really hate the wording companies use to try to sugar coat the effects of their medicine, now a medication that has no side affects would be wonderful (hopefully when one is produced, it's not for a purpose as stupid as this "medication")
Oh my god, this is indeed pants-shittingly hilarious. I had to pause the video to catch my breath from laughing. And I'm still laughing. Nice vid, Aussie.
My girlfriend actually takes those pills off and on. it works great. she's never had any "accidents" except for the one time she had COFFEE and BACON after taking TWO of those pills. I know, even I facepalmed at her when she complained about that incident.
I think that pill works by making the results of eating fatty foods so bad that you DONT WANT TO FATTY FOODS EVER. and she farted like a dog on that pill. its okay for us, but I'm sure someone on the pill is less comfy with their new talents.
Never used a diet pill, I don't now, and I don't intend on starting any time soon, or in 10 years or more. Those diet pills only make you feel sick, and alot of the time, they don't really work.
LMFAO! that is horrid! why the fuck would anyone want to take pills that mean you spend 80% of your day in the bathroom, and the other 20% running to the bahroom, from the knees down, buttocks firmly clenched?! your right, the human race is well & truly fucked. well, maybe just America. they're the new roman empire. it'll be vomitoriums next!
I can see these pills becoming gold dust to kids who can't get their hands on viagra or laxatives. They'll see it as a perfect replacement for all the other (apparently) fun pills to slip into a friends drink at a party. Except you could presumeably run a diesel engine from the results.
I don't care how fat I get, I am NOT taking those pills. Only in America can they sell a product that'll make you shit oily feces uncontrollably and PEOPLE WILL BUY IT BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE THEM LOSE WEIGHT. OMG...
Well, Americans have a what I call a "drive-thru" mentality: they want to be able to get what they want, right now with absolutely no effort on their part. And they wonder why Americans are fat...
Oh my gosh. I am crying from laughing so hard. You're hilarious. My mom just started taking these pills and I was laughing at her for having experienced some of these "treatment effects". I decided to research it online to find out more information when I came across your video. I unfortunately will never be able to look at pizza the same (if I can even bring myself to eat it).
"While no one likes experiencing treatment effects, they might help you think twice about eating questionable fat content. If you think of it like that, alli can act like a security guard for your late-night cravings."
That's probably the most effective part of the drug. They'll try to avoid fat so they won't spray brown grease everywhere. Well, whatever works, I guess.
Yepppp. I know exactly what you're talking about--saw this stuff on the shelf at the pharmacy after I saw a commercial for it that mentioned such "gas with oily spotting." That's just the tip of it, though. And none of that can make your body feel good.
AWW i was eating pizza while watching this.. o well the title kinda warns me not 2 eat i mean dieting pill side effects always make me think about shiting oil
You beat HelloRodney! He challenged you to find a dumber news story then world orgasm for peace day-AND THIS IS IT- At least that was an excuse to have fun and get laid, these people are paying money to take oily dumps in their own freakin pants. They can't seem to figure out they can take shits in a toilet for free at a gym where they can erm, exercise or something, aaaannnd, they are to stupid to wear adult diapers while on this pill
For potentially intelligent beings, we humans seem to have a massive aversion to taking care of ourselves. What does it say about us that we won't exercise and eat properly but we'll spend millions on pills that make us poop oil? IEEEEE! Thank you for a brilliant satire!
side effects of the pill= shiting uncontrolably, side effects of video= laughing uncontrolably, (may also shit oneself after laughing that hard) awesome stuff man. ps leave to the us for this shit. ( no pun intended )
North America totally banks on these idiots who can't keep their mouths closed. They actually have weight trainers for hire that cost a thousand dollars per month, just to tell you how to eat.
it sounds like they are making ex-lax in a pill form and marketing it as a wonder drug.... goodness people are so dumb sometimes...though I do admit when those olestra potato chips came out I tried them...once. And I was so sick from just eating a few I don't even want to know what this would do for your insides....
believe me, I was doubled over in pain within 15 minutes of eating just a few, it was the first and last bag that I bought....I could just imagine what the explosive properties would have been if I had been a piggy and finished the bag....
"The excess fat isn't dangerous, you may even recognize it as the oil from the tops of Pizza."
Market research apparently indicates that taking these pills will lower ones consumption of pepperoni. Personally...my leftover pizza for lunch today isn't looking so good to me right now.
I personally feel "an urgent need" to club some marketing weasels.
I read the blog entry but I honestly cannot watch this video. The things people put themselves through, just so they can eat junk food and be lazy!
If fat people put as much time, and money, into running and cooking good food, as they do fad/shit diets that don't work and miracle cures, they'd be thin in no time at all!
Come to think of it, it's about time someone started a new fad/trend for a diet largely made up of exercise and cooking lessons.
10kg with eating more healthy and exercise here :) Of course, grad school is slowly returning some of those 10 kg from stress and enforced inactivity...
Over 320,000 total hits now, up about 70k in less than a week! And unbelievably, it hasn't had any effect on your video views, which are still around the usual 1xx mark. Nearly 1,000 Diggs too!
To be honest, I'm quite glad. The blog is out of control, I know you crave fame but I (we?) like talking to you, and your comments are usually as funny as your videos. I don't think the Angry Aussie experience would be quite so enjoyable, without the back-and-forth and the often hilarious comments. :)
I embedded the LV version of the video and it got more than 3500 views but they were watching it on the blog not on LV so there were no flow-on comments there either.
Holy shit, keep that pill away from me! About the Pizza thing, just forget what they said, and eat the damn thing, only the one who made the pizza have had his hands on it, and only his hands. Gee, i need a scone, and a burger, right away.
That shit was funny. lol I don't wanna think about this when i eat a pizza cause i might actually lose my appitite.
keshalashay 10 months ago
@keshalashay Good point
AngryAussie 10 months ago
Just sent my sister this, one of my favs, she's on a diet :P
EvilBproductions 11 months ago
@EvilBproductions Hope she takes the advice
AngryAussie 11 months ago
you might also want to look at advair. an asthma aid that may cause your asthma to kill you...
TheWitchywoman91 1 year ago
Only in America ( an american, by the way).. I was on an " anti depressant" ( A drug that was actually originally meant to prevent seizures but helped depression as a happy side effect) called Limictal. didn't make me gain weight, no bad side effects.... except for a small allergic reaction that may occur..... what is it you may ask? A rash that forms on your internal organs, perforates, and kills you.
TheWitchywoman91 1 year ago
@TheWitchywoman91 Holy crap!
AngryAussie 1 year ago
@AngryAussie ahaha! I don't know about holy....
TheWitchywoman91 1 year ago
yum... IBS in pill form... No thank you...I already have mine
TheWitchywoman91 1 year ago
Crap oil you say? I could finally fill my gas tank for the price of a bottle of diet pills!!!
GamerRaid 1 year ago
@GamerRaid It's a potential solution
AngryAussie 1 year ago
I was watching your recent 48 min long car journey vid and this showed up in the related vid section.
Im pretty sure this may have scared away a few people who were discovering you for the first time =)
I also LIKED pizza BEFORE watching this vid
lXlFatTonylXl 1 year ago
I don't care about the wusses ;)
AngryAussie 1 year ago
Anel leakage?
ding0925 2 years ago
That's what they call it
AngryAussie 2 years ago
@AngryAussie well, there's no need for lube then, is there?
rokerboy117 1 year ago
Lose weight? All people have to do is get through their thick skulls to put down the fucking fork, get off the fucking lounge and get outside and walk or jog for 30 minutes a day. But oh, it's hard to find your arse when you're cheeks are wedged down both sides of the lounge!
gribae 2 years ago
This is true
AngryAussie 2 years ago
@gribae aw your such a charming person, you're the reason why there is suicide, congrats fuckface
666AMC666 1 year ago
@666AMC666 hes a dick
johny260 1 year ago
@johny260 damn right he is
666AMC666 1 year ago
Isn't it just disgusting?
AngryAussie 2 years ago
Hey, Could you tell me how to print large images on paper like you do?
cxsss 2 years ago
There's a website called blockposters
AngryAussie 2 years ago
Until I saw a video of you putting that up, I thought it was literally tiled! (Then I noticed that the posters changed... whoops.)
It does look cool, though.
slytherinsheirx 1 year ago
Sounds like my experience for 8 months after they removed my gallbladder. I couldn't eat ANYTHING that didn't go through me in liquid form.
My body took a seeming eternity to adjust to not having the gallbladder.
I'm a paramedic. This pill sounds dangerous. You COULD go into hypovolemic shock if you shit too much. You can't alter perfusion; i.e. shit oil; too long without being in danger of going into shock-which is life-threatening.
vickiormindyb 2 years ago
It's now believed to have life threatening side effects
AngryAussie 2 years ago
yeah i think the newer 1 deserved to be redone cause it is much more hilarious and ur angrier in the other 1 :D
doodoo1010 2 years ago
I might be famous for talking about crapping your pants one day
AngryAussie 2 years ago
Version 1 of 'Crap your pants to lose weight!' is well done but Version 2 is MUCH better and more memorable.
Keep up the good work! :)
metaeditor 2 years ago
I thought it deserved to be redone :)
AngryAussie 2 years ago
OMG there's a original version too?!?! Awesome!!! I got the link from the end of the other Alli video of yours that linked to this... I must favorite this too, lol!
PkGam 2 years ago
Yes, I was thinking of using this for standup which was why I re-worked it.
AngryAussie 2 years ago
Really? Interesting... Does that mean you do Standup? It would make sence! If not, you should, lol! Or do you mean your videos are standup themselves?
PkGam 2 years ago
Even worse, they're still advertising it here in the U.S. And they even have celebrities promoting it. :(
I can see why this was your most popular blog post. At least I know not to go near that stuff.
blackcatloner 3 years ago
It's a sign of the apocalypse.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
oh my fucking god.. this was awesome and I can't eat pizza now, thanks.
Eagle1337 3 years ago
Yeah, the pizza line horrifies me too.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
LMAO hahaha oh shit this was wayy funny!!
Hving me laugh at 443am so loud i love it.
"never going to look at pizza normally again
wondering if someone on this pill took a shit
on my pizza!!!"
HAHA
ImperfectGirl3 3 years ago
This is truly one of my favourite stories ever.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
That was one of my best laughs ever!
Thank you!
Sixtehn 3 years ago
Glad you liked it.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
'In other words, you're going to fart and spray oil' HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA You're killing me, man! What a great laugh.
ultimatecritisizor 3 years ago
This is a terrifying proposition.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Humanity IS doomed. Thanks for the laughs man, this was priceless and well put.
idioticlisa 3 years ago
Sad but true, this is conclusive evidence of humanity's doom.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Those tummy patches don't work either do they (unfortunately)? This shit-in-your-pants pill, is it perpetually?
HKichen 3 years ago
For as long as you take it.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
If they made a pill that would stop the shit then no doubt it would make you spray it out of your nose or something like that.
Protectorett 3 years ago
I already knew what you were going to say from reading the beginning of the description. Alli ruined pizza. I wouldn't want shit on my pizza either without knowing. 3:58-4:39 Made me laugh so hard.
Cheers!
Fyrstorm180 3 years ago
This remains one of the most bizarre stories I've heard.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Yeah, that's gotta be enough to scare someone into living on salad. I'm sorry they messed up the pizza image, yeah they were sooooo wrong for that. I lost over 20 pounds... under the guidance of a holistic provider and NO SIDE EFFECTS! (unless looser clothes and dresses I can wear again count as a side effect)
Lavenderrose73 3 years ago
I lost 25kg just by eating the right food.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Yeah, Dr. Sommer told me to stay away from certain stuff (dairy, bread unless it's sprouted wheat, sweets: yeah right!) and gave me supplements that are natural and don't have those vicious side effects. He's trained in kinesiology so he knows what will help me just by determining the resistance of my arm. I had allergy testing without the needles and the weight loss without the health compromise!
Lavenderrose73 3 years ago
my mom takes that and the worse fact is the
fact that the bath-room is fore steps from
were i play my video games and well you can see were this is going pizza is my favorite to
well one of my favorites
helljumpper 3 years ago
Id rather force my self to vomit
badby4lyf 3 years ago
Also not a good option.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Eeek, that's pretty scary. Why the hell anyone would want to buy that "medicine" is beyond me. Sadly, there is no doubt in my mind that there are people that believe that the "medication" will solve their diet problems. I really hate the wording companies use to try to sugar coat the effects of their medicine, now a medication that has no side affects would be wonderful (hopefully when one is produced, it's not for a purpose as stupid as this "medication")
blazingsalvo178 3 years ago
It's quite scary.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
good god man how many of these videos did you make? I'm sitting here laughing so hard I'm about ready to shit my pants. hehe
ImaMacFan 3 years ago
I guess I've now made three on the topic :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
so what about the other one?
is this the same or what?
TheYolk 3 years ago
I explained that in the info box of the new video.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Ear splitting microphone. Glad it's better now.
TheTallBeverage 3 years ago
I put some sound proofing up
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Oh my god, this is indeed pants-shittingly hilarious. I had to pause the video to catch my breath from laughing. And I'm still laughing. Nice vid, Aussie.
GX348 3 years ago
This pill is truly a low point in human development.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
My girlfriend actually takes those pills off and on. it works great. she's never had any "accidents" except for the one time she had COFFEE and BACON after taking TWO of those pills. I know, even I facepalmed at her when she complained about that incident.
I think that pill works by making the results of eating fatty foods so bad that you DONT WANT TO FATTY FOODS EVER. and she farted like a dog on that pill. its okay for us, but I'm sure someone on the pill is less comfy with their new talents.
fangorn23 3 years ago
It's a scary thing to do to yourself.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
dewd if u realy wonnah loose wayt just dont eat anything its common sence (btw it works but corses insane amounts of pain:( )
petcrazythemenniss 3 years ago
Aw, man ... I've just bought a pizza -.-
But you were indeed right. Laughed through the whole video, and humanity is doomed ...
Daye04 3 years ago
This seriously put me off pizza for a while.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Utterly fucked...Imagine a taco sauce spray with some salsa chunks...
Drooldog 3 years ago
Never used a diet pill, I don't now, and I don't intend on starting any time soon, or in 10 years or more. Those diet pills only make you feel sick, and alot of the time, they don't really work.
Vicymorgan 3 years ago
The appetite suppressants are fun. Because they're pure speed.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Haha, I realised 2 months ago, that I'm no longer the "Skinny as a rake" person i used to be, and im starting to get manboobs at 15..
i did the responsible thing and did runs each day and joined sports such as soccer and karate.
Americans are just too used to seeing stuff appear before their eyes
noonehasthisname99 3 years ago
That's the smart way to go!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Poor insecure people who buy it. That's horrendous.
I did laugh lots, though. ^^
ScarlettKitsune 3 years ago
Funny but scary.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Good luck with that!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
This is the original version :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
hahahaha dark pants
yoeeb 3 years ago
An emergency measure.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
LMFAO! that is horrid! why the fuck would anyone want to take pills that mean you spend 80% of your day in the bathroom, and the other 20% running to the bahroom, from the knees down, buttocks firmly clenched?! your right, the human race is well & truly fucked. well, maybe just America. they're the new roman empire. it'll be vomitoriums next!
Ossie91 3 years ago
It's a pretty sick concept.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
A laugh? maybe. but it's early and I'm sick, so I got nauseous really, lol.
KickButtUnggoy 3 years ago
I always laugh at sick things.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I can see these pills becoming gold dust to kids who can't get their hands on viagra or laxatives. They'll see it as a perfect replacement for all the other (apparently) fun pills to slip into a friends drink at a party. Except you could presumeably run a diesel engine from the results.
Valomorn 3 years ago
Yes, they would make for a horrible prank.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Ohhhhh... that's evil... and yet hilarious. I gotta tell somebody about that... LOL
mylovelydame21 3 years ago
I don't care how fat I get, I am NOT taking those pills. Only in America can they sell a product that'll make you shit oily feces uncontrollably and PEOPLE WILL BUY IT BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE THEM LOSE WEIGHT. OMG...
mylovelydame21 3 years ago
NEVER take those pills - they are evil.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Don't worry, honey... I won't. That's what starvation diets are for. (j/k) God, Americans are fucked up, ain't we?
mylovelydame21 3 years ago
ya its like if americans see somethin they can lose weight on theyl buy it without looking at warning signs becuz they wanna lose fat xDDDD
Nutmikk 3 years ago
Yeah, instead of working at not gaining the fat in the first place!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Well, Americans have a what I call a "drive-thru" mentality: they want to be able to get what they want, right now with absolutely no effort on their part. And they wonder why Americans are fat...
mylovelydame21 3 years ago
Sadly, yes... yes, we will. We are the laziest bitches in the world.
mylovelydame21 3 years ago
Oh my gosh. I am crying from laughing so hard. You're hilarious. My mom just started taking these pills and I was laughing at her for having experienced some of these "treatment effects". I decided to research it online to find out more information when I came across your video. I unfortunately will never be able to look at pizza the same (if I can even bring myself to eat it).
jnations56 3 years ago
Yeah, it's horrible that they used that example.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Worse:
"While no one likes experiencing treatment effects, they might help you think twice about eating questionable fat content. If you think of it like that, alli can act like a security guard for your late-night cravings."
That's probably the most effective part of the drug. They'll try to avoid fat so they won't spray brown grease everywhere. Well, whatever works, I guess.
Invad3r 3 years ago
If that worked, there wouldn't be fat people.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Yepppp. I know exactly what you're talking about--saw this stuff on the shelf at the pharmacy after I saw a commercial for it that mentioned such "gas with oily spotting." That's just the tip of it, though. And none of that can make your body feel good.
Invad3r 3 years ago
AWW i was eating pizza while watching this.. o well the title kinda warns me not 2 eat i mean dieting pill side effects always make me think about shiting oil
omgukilledkenny109 4 years ago
NEVER take these pills!
AngryAussie 4 years ago
i am eating mcdonalds xD
maxkwlk 4 years ago
just eaten pizza
thats so gross
evilbrainproductions 4 years ago
It sure is. I'm thinking of doing this one as a standup routine actually.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
this is one of the best so far...but my fav is still Mr Angry Vlog Number 3
evilbrainproductions 4 years ago
Doesn't matter how much I watch this one it's still funny... I favorited it so I didn't have to hunt in your backlog for it
neoflybynight 4 years ago
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoy it so much.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
You beat HelloRodney! He challenged you to find a dumber news story then world orgasm for peace day-AND THIS IS IT- At least that was an excuse to have fun and get laid, these people are paying money to take oily dumps in their own freakin pants. They can't seem to figure out they can take shits in a toilet for free at a gym where they can erm, exercise or something, aaaannnd, they are to stupid to wear adult diapers while on this pill
Veelasiren 4 years ago
This one is really just exposing that society as a whole is doomed!
AngryAussie 4 years ago
I agree, DOOOOOMED!
Veelasiren 4 years ago
For potentially intelligent beings, we humans seem to have a massive aversion to taking care of ourselves. What does it say about us that we won't exercise and eat properly but we'll spend millions on pills that make us poop oil? IEEEEE! Thank you for a brilliant satire!
annestes 4 years ago
It really makes you doubt human intelligence, doesn't it?
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Bloody Brilliant! Right On, Just Freakin Eat Healthy!!!!!!!!!!
13LizardBreath 4 years ago
It's the simplest solution.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
This pill manifacture probably has stock in the Adult Diaper Industry!!
LAYS potato chips actually tried frying their chips in this stuff....
They had it out on the market!!
ufofruit 4 years ago
That's the perfect crossover.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
lol great video mate! i am crying with laughter
poolwizard1992 4 years ago
Glad you liked it!
AngryAussie 4 years ago
side effects of the pill= shiting uncontrolably, side effects of video= laughing uncontrolably, (may also shit oneself after laughing that hard) awesome stuff man. ps leave to the us for this shit. ( no pun intended )
chugly11 4 years ago
It's not my intention to make people shit themselves but it might be a risk ;)
AngryAussie 4 years ago
North America totally banks on these idiots who can't keep their mouths closed. They actually have weight trainers for hire that cost a thousand dollars per month, just to tell you how to eat.
It's bloody rediculous.
markspeed 4 years ago
Well yeah, you'll never go broke with that market.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
yes this pill is messed up i wonder why the FDA passed it uhg i can't imagine
ddralchemast 4 years ago
All in the name of money.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Less warning lables hey! :D:D
bezzasnix 4 years ago
Anyone dumb enough to take it deserves it!
bezzasnix 4 years ago
Well yeah, it seems like natural selection
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Ugh, GROSS. This is why everyone should be careful about their weight so they won't have to resort to "treatment" like that. EW--------. > <
Lotusama 4 years ago
Yeah, it's a pretty screwed up choice to take them.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
This is brilliant.
Imagine these people trying to do sit-ups after taking these pills? God forbid!
kwijibo7 4 years ago
Now there's a gross idea.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Kill. Me. Now.
doopoop 4 years ago
Are people terrifying or what?
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Yes. Pooping oil. EWW.
doopoop 4 years ago
Totally gross.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
OH MY GOD. The human race IS fucking screwed.
katara505 4 years ago
100% utterly screwed.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
LOL, that was fuckin FUNNY, made me laugh until i was crying :D lol, VERY good job
LadySadist 4 years ago
Thanks, the source material for this actually made me laugh.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
*pukes*
Sh4d0wNinja 4 years ago
that's another way to lose weight.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
They are selling by the millions!
AngryAussie 4 years ago
oh man i need some of those pills.. lol
mariposa0283 4 years ago
And what will you do with them?
AngryAussie 4 years ago
you know i forgot where i was going with that... lol
beats the shit outta me..
mariposa0283 4 years ago
LOL shit your self silly
skulls23 4 years ago
I think that's how it works.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
lol i like the video, I just wish you said explosive diahhreah....thats always made me giggle.
Dauphinplayer 4 years ago
explosive diahhreah is indeed a funny term.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
it sounds like they are making ex-lax in a pill form and marketing it as a wonder drug.... goodness people are so dumb sometimes...though I do admit when those olestra potato chips came out I tried them...once. And I was so sick from just eating a few I don't even want to know what this would do for your insides....
princessFig 4 years ago
I have heard horrible stories about what happens if you eat those olestra chips.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
believe me, I was doubled over in pain within 15 minutes of eating just a few, it was the first and last bag that I bought....I could just imagine what the explosive properties would have been if I had been a piggy and finished the bag....
princessFig 4 years ago
Groooooosssssssssssss
AngryAussie 4 years ago
WHOA! Where do i get this new wonder drug??? is it out on shelves yet? i can think of some of people i would like to slip it to. mwuahaha
THORBONE 4 years ago
It's over the counter in the US. And you're a sick little monkey with your plots ;)
AngryAussie 4 years ago
OMG, I feel sick to the stomach. Pizza is one of my fav foods and I am seriously going to struggle now. You Suck Angry. Hahahaha.
SlappyThePenguin 4 years ago
The damn company said that on their website! I hate them!
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Unbelievable!
LotSix66 4 years ago
But true!
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Thanks for sharing mikma!
AngryAussie 4 years ago
I wish!
AngryAussie 4 years ago
No shit?!
curt344 4 years ago
Way, way too much shit.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Sounds like one of the seven signs of the apocalypse to me, it's amazing how incredibily stupid some people can be
MokongX3M 4 years ago
It is truly frightening.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
"The excess fat isn't dangerous, you may even recognize it as the oil from the tops of Pizza."
Market research apparently indicates that taking these pills will lower ones consumption of pepperoni. Personally...my leftover pizza for lunch today isn't looking so good to me right now.
I personally feel "an urgent need" to club some marketing weasels.
ErusUmbros 4 years ago
If I was pizza hut I'd sue them.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
I read the blog entry but I honestly cannot watch this video. The things people put themselves through, just so they can eat junk food and be lazy!
If fat people put as much time, and money, into running and cooking good food, as they do fad/shit diets that don't work and miracle cures, they'd be thin in no time at all!
Come to think of it, it's about time someone started a new fad/trend for a diet largely made up of exercise and cooking lessons.
nobeerforyou 4 years ago
Yeah, I actually lost 25kg by (wait for it) DIETING! No pills. Although appetite suppressant pills are good. Make you speed off your dial.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
10kg with eating more healthy and exercise here :) Of course, grad school is slowly returning some of those 10 kg from stress and enforced inactivity...
LongbowHawk 4 years ago
I regained 20 of that 25, lost it again and periodically put on 5 or so that I have to take off again. But more or less balanced these days.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
ulgh i'm not hungry anymore.lol.
JeeprzCreepers56 4 years ago
I should hope not.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
I seriously cannot believe the response this has got on your blog!
nobeerforyou 4 years ago
Is that fucking crazy or what?
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Over 320,000 total hits now, up about 70k in less than a week! And unbelievably, it hasn't had any effect on your video views, which are still around the usual 1xx mark. Nearly 1,000 Diggs too!
To be honest, I'm quite glad. The blog is out of control, I know you crave fame but I (we?) like talking to you, and your comments are usually as funny as your videos. I don't think the Angry Aussie experience would be quite so enjoyable, without the back-and-forth and the often hilarious comments. :)
nobeerforyou 4 years ago
I embedded the LV version of the video and it got more than 3500 views but they were watching it on the blog not on LV so there were no flow-on comments there either.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Holy shit, keep that pill away from me! About the Pizza thing, just forget what they said, and eat the damn thing, only the one who made the pizza have had his hands on it, and only his hands. Gee, i need a scone, and a burger, right away.
RandomEdd 4 years ago
I'm gonna have to have the part of my brain that remembers the pizza oil thing cut out.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
No, just let your kids smack your head up, then you will not remember a think about it.
RandomEdd 4 years ago