Game Fails: Saints Row 2 "Nature abhors a hostage taker"

[NanoHenz117]

I like it how he lands and the car drives past think 'meh, who cares...'

[editmangiffard]

Why do I feel the 'Icanseemyhousefromhere' ending would have been more appropriate..

[sls907]

0:16 to 0:22 SEXY POSE

[rutrayno22]

Player: I got a hostage

Police: FUCK THE HOSTAGE*PUNCHES THT GAS*

[suzannedrakie]

Too bad you weren't doing insurance fraud at that time.

[dsturbd15]

eh...a 7 

[Marlfox70]

FABULOUUUUUS!

[toycommander]

"Think thats gonna stop us?"

NO FUCKING WAY!

[Operation361]

The outro scared the hell out of me!



[crazy7090]

Epic Bug xD

[minecraftmaster34]

was that harley from epicmealtime?

[Haights]

0:14 - "Hm, I wonder if he unlocked the no falling damage perk yet..."

0:23 - "Welp..."

[partyman147]

0:15

"The cops told me to freeze.. I froze."

[spadesgalore17]

i have the feeling that the hostage stole the cops doughnut earlier that day

[Tuftorenix]

Female Cop: He's got a hostage don't shoot!

Driver: Yeah, run them over instead!

Female Cop: Wait wha-

[Markis2bi4]

FLY! LIKE A BIIIRRRRRDDD!

[Thejimmyshow99]

Water no like

[xXRainbowsKillXx]

THIS is why you 3 star basejumping

[KidPlanesTv]

I have a strange feeling he didnt make it

[corvette334]

that cop that hi the other cop and player was kat

[RiseAgainst4185]

i believe i can fly

[tygrysek9764]

XDDDD



[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

YOU'RE SMOKED, BITCH

[TH3xD3COY]

the rest of the officers never really liked Cindy... this was the perfect excuse!!!

[waternetgame]

I wonder if he pissed his pants

[Xtheflyingdoucheman]

is this a game made by Rockstar? i'm thinking of getting the third

[00411392]

@Xtheflyingdoucheman Volition made the this game.

[MunkyDrag0n]

I guess GTA cops and Saints Row cops get similar training- Kat's school of driving...

[bananasXgoneXwild]

Repulsion gel?

[ChrisJCTV]

He planked at the end!

[jeebsonrye]

that puddle was actually flubber

[minecraftWHAAA]

@jeebsonrye Its gay...

[Zaidon7]

Who in WTF's name designs these physics engines?!

[nihumgachan]

If that was gta 4 then he would survive by using Niko's special powers to go all over the place. 

[zZSmartGuyZz]

Saints 3 begins at 0:16 Like they said you start a the top.

[TheFelpool]

The driver didn't give a damn about the female o-o

[SickingerIndustries]

HADOUKEN!

[SuperJlewis]

IM A STARRRR!!!!!

[zombiewarrior225]

Thug: I believe i can flyyy

*lands*

Thug: Damn it did'nt work

*dies*

[DJParkesie959II]

It's FLUBBER!!

[slikvic560]

thug: believe i can fly!!! cop: well i dont!!! *runs over*

[stardestroyer85]

OH DIS ISH BAD

[moneyking1]

Apparently that body of water is made of some super god mod rubber. ._."

[Nullarc117]

Should of used cheats. -.-

[roelie1255]

I can't wait for saints row the third

[626MarioMan]

0:16 POSE

[PulpAwesomeness]

jorge: "lock your armor spartan!"

*splat*

[myusernamereallysux]

"I beliiieeeve i can FLLYYYYYYYYY........."

[EchoBoomer1987]

Afterword, zach galifianakis gained weight, so he wouldn't be carried away by gravity anymore.

[DaringDasherX]

Wait, I thought you're supposed to DIG to China.

[fernandoman1989]

Thats the difference between a clean getaway and a messy one

[szolotukhin]

Isnt it funny how Saints row 2 isnt even in the tags, but La Noire, GTA IV, Black ops, left 4 dead, gears of war, and batman are?

[zombiewarrior225]

I think oj simpson was the driver

[GOGETTERKAMIKAZ11111]

okay..... enough game fails need to work on my lab report.

[a7xbandy]

insert equal rights joke here*

[vhbombon]

the guy when to heaven then to hell

[SuperZackattack23]

lol Meg griffen is on the strike Force!

[MrLawesome13]

Atleast he landed in Little Shanghai

[mariothief]

UHOH UHOH HE GOT HAPPY FEET!

[xGHOSTx182]

did anyone notice at 23 that a guy said "i know how you feel" xD

[MrDeathbypotato]

I bet the cop driving is like thats what you get for eating my damn donut

[studioCR2]

DAY-UM NATURE, U SCAREEEEEEEEE

[FatKidProductionzzz]

Dam nature, you scary

[Joefesok]

WEEEEEEEEEE

[THEJackBiggsy]

Little Shanghai, Big Splat!

[MegaFredification]

plan b's escape to little shanghai didn't go entirely as planned

[Avpsagaman]

like a boss

[ThePhychoHero]

Despite the fact that he flew hundreds of feet into the air, the perpatrator, rather than releasing a blood curtling scream of pain upon impact, only lets out a tiny little "ouch." WTF?

[noname2943]

this gets me excited for saints row the third

[osheadkkm]

@noname2943 me to im getting that when it comes out

[TheGingerpocalypse]

Mid-air pose!

[Joefesok]

@TheGingerpocalypse I think he froze.

[MrKoolDudeJ]

At least you got away from the cops

[jordmonster]

press 6 wait 5 seconds

then press 8

[Jeresur]

and that's why you complete the parachuting challenge.

[TheKalleankan]

If this was GTA IV he would have survived.

[BlazeofMercSHS]

@TheKalleankan

If this was gta 4 it would not have been fun...

[GretchentheAlligator]

the game looks so fake

[Squishymcpwn]

@fearedjames GTA sucks.

[Squishymcpwn]

I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYY....

[fearedjames]

wow thats the worst animation ever, with ppl surviving a stuipid hit by police (should of died from rock imapct) why do ppl play this GTA IV FTW

[JamesHLanier]

@fearedjames It's fun.

[narutofuckingfan]

@fearedjames people play this game cause of that reason. not everyone like the realism that GTA games are getting. i play both games. and i love both.

[fearedjames]

@narutofuckingfan true, i just love realism because in realistic games you can do things like in real life but without concequences.

[captinCGJ]

Nap time doesn't come before flying time... Now i just think these people are making up times

[megahellreaper]

@captinCGJ Yes Caboose.

[kmoney260]

This makes me miss Halo 2... T-T

[summyshark]

@kmoney260 Nyeh?

[MunkyDrag0n]

Since when did the call the cops of GTA San Andreas into this game?!

[Photanic]

For a while there, that was the best renactment of a Falcon Kick I've ever seen.

But it all went downhill from there.

[BlazeofMercSHS]

I would have been awesome in insurance fraud ...

[NasHipHop1]

damn if it was a black cop he held hostage it would have been liek

I HAVE A HOSTAGE STOP

*looks* HAHA HES JUST BLACK

*RAMS*

[samareaye]

He flew so high he found himself on the other side of the world.

[Mrbigjames21]

This game itself is a fail

[OutKoldGamers]

@Mrbigjames21 so true...

[thepokemonkid61]

@OutKoldGamers

Nope.avi

[summyshark]

@thepokemonkid61 XD, love that video.

[Toadsabitch1134]

@Mrbigjames21 yr retarded....saints row is more fun than every other game in existance by a large margin....i love first person shooters but its nice to just relax and throw some C4 at passing pedestrians or get into an intense cop fight....and gta just doesnt cut it sometimes

[lawlzrofl32]

ULTIMATE BELLY FLOP

[Psychotron7x2]

Perfect reminder of why I gave up on this game after a half hour. Glitchy piece of shit.

[809Ollie]

@Psychotron7x2 u missed out one of the most fun games ever

[H0lySh1tH4x]

Cop: FUCK DA POLICE

[MrGanjie]

that guy was like ''KARATE KICK''

[MorbidAlice]

I love Little Shanghai!

[culturesnharmony]

He knew the risks......i'm leaving on a jet plane

[isaacofprimm]

Falconnnn KICK

[pali4life48]

lol @ 0:20, he got hit so hard he went to Shanghai

[Zanmato007]

Its important to choose a hostage who people actually care about.

[Mrbumbleb3]

Rejected

[FraAngelico729]

Here in Saints Row, we're so bad we break the laws of physics.

[THEencisivo]

saints row sux. GTAs cool

[tacticianSHG]

those cops didn't give two shits that he had her hostage

Cop 1: "alright, We're on root to the murderer, going through the alley way and-"

Cop 2: "Oh my god the bastards got Sharon! What do we do!?"

Cop 1: "I don't kn- wait that isn't Sharon, that's Carol...."

Cop 2: "It's Carol? FUCK CAROL, Speed up."

[azn12midget]

@tacticianSHG i cannot give you enough thumbs up

[tacticianSHG]

@azn12midget I don't even think it's that great of a comment, but thanks, you fed my ego... and it's always hungry.

[Phibriglex]

@tacticianSHG Route not root

[tacticianSHG]

@Phibriglex oh yeah, I saw that mistake after it got up in the top comments, but I thought to myself that people won't really care for a little spelling error and instead will care for the joke instead- turns out I was wrong

[Silvad0r]

Dude. I can see my house from up here.

[jak3r5]

in soviet russia, physics throws YOU!

[xMW2]

He believed he could fly.

[jak3r5]

@xMW2 and he did touch the sky, but when it came to the end.. face plant in the cement.. he bleieved he could soarrrrrrrrrrr, right up into the passing cars back dooor.. he beleived he could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. so god said now you shallll dieeee-iee-ee.. he believeddd he could... flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Nickis914]

His fault for not getting the no fall-damage reward from base jumping

[AlessaChevalier]

0:16-0:23 Dude held that pose like a champ.

[Koey32001]

The police did not give a care about that hostage. They hesitated but then said "Who cares. Run them both over.

[kjred1796]

Free fallin!

[MyMomSaysHello]

why is dustin diamond the main character in saints row

[XxSoraMifunexX]

Because FUCK physics!

[thegreatninjaman]

pssh physics, who needs em

[swemanD47]

@thegreatninjaman THATS THE SAINTS ROW SPIRIT! :D

hahaha...physics, what a ridiculous concept

[simeon62205]

22 miles per hour seems to be the exact speed of unlimited energy

(just like 88mph is the speed of time travel)

[hatchling001]

Superman is back! Ps a memorial will be held for the young officer who sacrificed herself to allow a cruiser to run down a suspect.

[DeadMan864286]

DAMN NATURE! You scary!

[grentis09]

Yeahhh. That guy died.

[chevy92blue]

was the cop a chick

[RightOn653]

@chevy92blue Yeah, why?

[GaiaDblade]

All right! Who replaced the water in the river with flubber?!

[imkoolass12]

Were was his cute

[masteryang7]

Team Rocket's blasting off aGGGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN­NNN!!!!!!!

[Codeslammer]

That's how chuck Norris jumps

[abovethehorde]

should've completed the base jumping challenge --- NO FALL DAMAGE!

[Sbucks1998]

lucky for him that tattoo parlor was near by! no he can put a heart where his shoulder was!

[bkruschwitz]

That's obviously a game glitch, I survive falls like that all the time in Saint's Row 2.

[crazypiemaster]

Ah, gravity, you little trickster.

[pazoolPIE]

Phht! Screw gravity!

[superandy456]

low gravity, milkbones and pimp slap I don't need to say anything else

[batclank1]

he should have used never die

[firechimp1]

what's a saints row 2?

[CharaGrimm]

That guy needs to finish all the parachute stunt challenges. Negates fall damage.

[GTASAMPFlorida]

OMG, I am so happy I never bought that game, it looks LIKE SHIT!

[theleroyplus77]

@GTASAMPFlorida this game is really old...

[broodgrillo]

@GTASAMPFlorida if you say that and you liked san andreas or GTA IV you are really stupid xD

Saints Row 2 is the 3rd best Free Roam game to me

[SH4D0W0733]

He flew all the way to shanghai!

[MrNanopod]

0:26 best part

[dansterboy2]

at 1:30 this morning blood was found at a scene of a police hostage crime. The officer claimed that the man ran into his car then ran away. Their was blood at the scene but the body wasn't found until a 911 call from little Shanghai claiming men are falling from the ski. Their was an exact match on the person at both scenes.

[TermsofDisagreement4]

After he started to come down, I was thinking: "Hit the building, hit the building, hit the building FUCK!" :(

[rotcafk]

SCREW GRAVITY

[YoCrunchiness]

ive never seen this game before, so i actually thought that he was trying to rape the girl cop at first

[7777souleater]

pffft, screw gravity!

[crazedimp321]

Would've been even better if he got hit by that car at the end.

[JACKMAN9988]

guy: hahaaaa fuck yall popo

*bleep bleep* looks at phone that says: "yo comma back to yo crip,ight"

guy: aaah fuck, ight AWAY

[Xackadee]

I'm going to assume Kat was driving the car?

[HGW0912]

Meh screw gravity! :D

[Montahuana]

@roflcopter5231

i hope you talking about the game

[elmntbkr210]

screw you cops, im gonna fly!

[SkullShatter]

YAAAA! fuck hostages >:D

[JZObisidian]

And strike a pose!

[roflcopter5231]

something like that happened to me once, i drove off a bridge with a gang member and he was instantly incaped and i was launched into the clouds and across the city, the weirdest part was that i didn't take any damage from it

[kururusoucho]

i like how nature literally kicked him to shanghai

[EchoEpsilon]

It started out as kill or be killed, and that's the way it's going to stay!

Maybe this will teach you not to mess with the natural order of shit!

[Thial1000]

Nature = expert cop

[Arexion5293]

You sure that's not just Saints Row being.. Saints Row?

[cannonball117]

Well thats a new way to kill gangsters

[RobinHood3000]

Some dude on the bomb squad says I should "shoot the hostage," but all I have is this squad car...hmmm...

[megamaximum981]

DAYUM CAR! YOU SCARY

[juggaspartan117]

i like how the location he lands is little shangri-la