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  • what if i dont have kids? :O

  • Kids say : BLING BLING MOTHA FUCKING GRAMMY! *gunfiring

  • @xArvch2 stfu troll

  • Kids to grammy "byaaaaach"

  • Why akimbo a single zombie? WHY NOT?

  • You never now if you can get over run. And guns like that doesn't matter its your lives and when run out of ammo it's useless.

  • Love it, awesome

  • Little girl at th end holds the barrel of the rifle. Oh dear.

  • Friends don't let friends eat each other

  • I WANT GUNS

  • Great job creating that old school look!

  • "...give your children guns..." brilliant

  • DADA I WANT A MINIGUN FOR CHRISTMAS

  • Mommy I wana Msr and a barret

  • for christmess i want an ak47 and m16

  • 199 carolers were mistaken for zombies.

  • Man, those zombie always like to ruin the holidays. =/

  • I'm a zombie and i found this very offensive.

  • lol

  • Old fashioned broads like these are quite the find. Give me my Mossberg, Bug Out Bag, and an extra serving of these Dames please!

  • where to she get a mp5?

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS !!!

  • This is the most amazing video I've ever seen. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 1:42 -1.46 :D

  • The good old fashioned american way of life. Miss those golden years... By the way just a pointer a good old frank sinatra music would sure kick ass.

  • I'd love to rebuild society with these girls.

  • I'd love to put my turkey in her oven.

  • well done!!!

  • claire grant will always be from the graves

  • ehem you only need 2 things to deal with zombies number 1: Shotgun 2: hotpockets

  • Awesome zombie video!! I have subscribed. Stop by my gun channel.

    Glock n Load,

    Mike

  • I would like to know why 197 people didn't like this short video? I think they are gonna be the first to be Zombie's because they suck.

  • Dang! The 50s style should come back! Those girls look fly! (Wait, thats 80s) Prime as a peach!

  • I want a wife and kids like that when i get old..I'm 40 yrs old but so it's never too late to be old :-)

  • happy holidays

  • i wanna help them repopulate the earth ;)

  • Sexy girls+ zombies = epic

  • DAAAAAAAMMN NIGGA . i askesd 4 am SMG for xmas and all i got was a coupon for stars

  • That helps me with my holadys

  • Would anybody be intrested in a Zombie Talk Show? Weekly or Bi-weekly? For I know much on the Study of Zombies, and it would be a talk show about that, and if you leave question or scenerios on what to do, we would answer them. If intrested just reply! And if yall are I will male them! See you then! :D

  • lol

  • Love it

  • гениально!

  • Who else thinks it's amazing when women dress in the style of the older days?

  • That's Magda from Caprica!

  • Wouldn't the zombie blood contaminate the pies?

  • Ladies Ladies <3

  • 197 people forgot to buy their kids guns.

  • Give your children guns ... seems legit

  • When she took out that gun, it was epic xD

  • I'm not a zombie. But I'd like to eat these ladies.

  • The Awesome!

  • Lol

  • tits

  • This is AWESOME!!!!!!!

  • Excelent!

  • like si estas aqui por Outconsumer!

  • hahahahaha epic

  • O.o Zombies haven't ever give me THIS boner.

  • Hahahaha So funny (and useful)

  • 2:07 I want survive with her...(and with her perfect body)

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  • Merry Xmas just woud like to know how did you do or where did you get this video very funny. OK sleep tight don't let the Zombies bite Hoping Santa brings you a great Zombie killer like an auto Shotgun or a case of Hornady Zombie ammo preferably .223 at least.

  • Why are all of these girls so damn hawt?!

  • ROFL

    Merry Christmas

  • I wonder how they came up with this idea.....

    Just a little Fallout here, a little Shawn of the Dead there...

  • The blond girl at 2:07 is incredibly hot.

  • Awesome is Awesome!!!

  • 2:01 who else noticed the bite?

  • 2:04 is Seth Green's wife Clare

  • Dear God, AWESOME!

  • so true this is what happens at my holiday party... i don't think my relatives like this tho guns are getting expensive... well the guns i like... (BMG .50, a .50 Gatling gun its amo is 15 $ a round...) well i guess i will die this year... well their is always next year...

  • Ahahahaha! Loved it :)

  • muahahahahahaha! very funny! goood!!

  • YES This video needs to be watched by everyone!!!

  • i thought team unicorn was for unicorns only............

  • At 2:20, that's Heavy from TF2 as a kid

  • Zombie Apocalypse Academy Approves This Message

  • A Vault-Tec water chip?

    I've got a buddy who's an expert in Vault-Tec water chips

  • This video is SO well done, it's great. I'll remember these tips.

  • What year was this made?  lol........

  • "Fido" the movie did it better and earlier.

  • This is amazing!

  • i want to be stuck with these ladies during the zombie appocolypse!

  • @thshoop easier to repopulate

  • @thshoop Yeah, I know what yo mean. I would surely repopulate the hood with those 2. ha ha ha..

    

  • I loll'd. Loved those kids looking badass with weapons. 

  • 1:57 priceless!

  • 190 people did not give their children guns...

  • Where's the Serenity Valley artwork from?

  • LOVE IT!!

    

  • I love tip 4.

  • My mum rules!

  • Make more of that.........PLEEEEEAAAASSEEEE­E!! This is SO funny! :))

  • Wtf

  • always give your kids guns :-)

  • Brilliant video!

  • something very alluring about a woman in an apron with a machine gun...

  • Omfg that's good! Great job Team Unicorn

  • that's so AMAZING! xD!

  • thumbz up if you saw the ps3 in there.....

  • creative.........but really not that funny.

  • hahahahahha

  • awesome

  • This is awesome - I've reblogged it over at The Girls' Guide to the Apocalyse (apocalypsegirlsguide.blogspot­.com) with full credit - you guys are great! 

  • Wish I'd seen this earlier. I'd have urged you to enter it for the Festival of Fantastic Films' Delta Film Award. If you produce anything else in a similar vein, check out the Wiki page.

  • Thumbs up if you never click thumbs up when someone tells you to thumbs up in a post.

  • @TheSgtcallahan sixteen people are tell lies. lol

  • @TheSgtcallahan I hope 21 people are joking...

  • @TheSgtcallahan I always thumbs down :P

  • @TheSgtcallahan I see what you did there.

  • Really dumb to slaughter zombies near food. If one drop of their blood gets in your pie, you can forget a Merry Christmas. Especially if I'm around and you turn. I'll "help you out" with no second thoughts.

    Good video other than that, though! :D

  • rofl, this is my old lady

  • Not bad ;D

  • I love it!

  • I used to fight zombies, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Game over grandma

  • Did everyone hear the wookie cry at the end or was that just me?

  • Vampires Suck-Zombies Hug...

  • Hahahahahaha !!!!!

  • LOVE THIS !!!!!!

  • DEM BOOBS

  • @M82Movies Yes, that's what I thought

  • the gift of eternal peace. oh man.

  • Stop @ 2:52, hot damn.

  • Nicely done.

    

  • Serenity Valley poster!!! 0:16 !!!! Firefly FTW!

  • lol

  • Next year, I'll be prepared to celebrate the holidays...zombie apocalypse 2012 style.

  • Oh THANK YOU!!! I was in a PANIC about this very issue!!! But now I know what to do! Thanks for making the holidays safer for all of us humans AND the zombies!

  • Tip #4 made me ROFL

  • It is interesting that at Christmas we open "presents", because the present moment is the greatest gift that life gives us. It is the only thing we have at all times, the only real thing that never ends. We eventually end up throwing out most christmas presents, because they cannot last forever. But the present moment does. Search Truth Contest in google and click on the first result. Then read "The Present", to understand the nature of the present moment.

  • The Gift of eternal peace... WTF, LMFAO!!!

  • hell yeah ! guns for christmas everyone ! GUNS FOR CHRISTMAS !!!

    now isn't this idea the real shit ?!?! :D :D :D

  • Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like a bunch of zombies, thanks for the tips!

  • This is brilliant -- one of the few zombie "' '50s instructional films" where the production values are as good as the concept. LOVE IT!

  • Lmao wow

  • The women's voices are dripping with sex.

  • hahaha awesome *

    

  • The Walking Dead, 1950's edition.

  • I <3 it!!! :-)

  • Great!!

  • Give Your Children Guns ;DDD

  • sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooo funny

  • I love it hahahahahahahaha aw sh** I'm bit kill me and get my blood in the pies

  • Thumbs up if you think zombies could kill wussy twilight vampires.

  • @HappyCatSaysHAHA

    my blinde bunny missing one food can kill the twilight (wonna be) vampires

  • @migelsker

    Oh yeah~! ;D

    I'd love to see that!

  • @HappyCatSaysHAHA

    I'll edit that to "should morally be able to kill..." Alas, those toothy, flying critters are too quick for the brain-dead zombie team.

    I vote we divert the US Gov's "Fast and Furious" arms flow to our wolfy friends.

    I think they'll know what to do!

  • @HappyCatSaysHAHA The last episode of deadliest warrior pissed me off.

  • @HappyCatSaysHAHA

    anything can kill the wussy twilight vampires

  • @HappyCatSaysHAHA thumbs up if you wish zombies WOULD kill wussy twilight vampires!

  • @HappyCatSaysHAHA zombies could kill wussy twilight vampires. anytime, but!! they could never kill a real vampire. I know, I know, it's common sense, but... I just wanted to mention it...

  • @HappyCatSaysHAHA With all due disrespect the twilight vampire's skin is as hard as a diamond. What are the zombies gonna do?

  • @NearVSMello hahaha, if that was true, the owner of said skin would be completely immobile. Easy pickings - even if their skin is impenetrable, the zombies could easily go through the eye sockets or other orifices while the victim is unable to fight back.

  • @HappyCatSaysHAHA If a zombie bites a vampire, what happens?

  • @OuroborosSC2 Vampires doesn't exist, nothing happens

  • @zavala cuz twilight is way better.....

  • Tip: If you're going to kill zombies in the kitchen AS you're baking pies, be sure to differenciate the zombie blood from the jam in your pies....otherwise, you're serving contaminated zombie blood pies to your family...lol.....infected...ne­w zombie.. xD

  • is it me or are these ladys SUPER SEXYYYYYY!!!!....?????

  • 1:58 Dear Santa...

  • why can't I stop watching this...

  • What to do in a zombie apocalypse

    1: get in a car and get some food A LOT OF FOOD,blankets,pillows,clothes,­GUNS etc.

    2:go to an air and get on a helicopter and go onto a building that is flat and has no way of getting on top off except if you use a flying vehicle

    3:save your food for when you are really hungry now place some blankets on the floor and sleep you'll need it

    4: you may stay on the building or you may look for more survivors

    5:try to not be greedy and eat everything share some food

  • @dryxful I was first going to make fun of your post but then I saw your age and now I'm incredibly impressed!

    Let me add an other suggestion to your list....

    6: Kindly ask your dad to teach you how to shoot responsibly with a "Crickett" rifle, as a holiday present.

    /watch?v=8EJmsydrCAQ <--Cut and paste that in the youtube bar up top.

    These guns are designed just for guys like you. (and would be perfect for zombies) =D

  • Wish everything looked 50s now

  • now this one is funny.

  • OMG! I love this, so funny!!!

  • Make that 2 popcorns