Call of Duty: Modern Douche Bag 3

[bloodraven432]

Looks like the Douchebag assassin has just

*takes off sunglasses*

Bagged another douche

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[JG3709]

pretty much the entire CoD community in a nutshell

[kushal4092]

ohohohoh that is called head slice hhaha.

[DavisBishop101]

Achievment Unlocked: DOUCHE, BAGGED. Hilarious!

[RedGuy28]

Thumbs up if you like his assasin!

[MaSheenery]

There are trolls that are funny but this dude for example would be a bad troll.

[Itrainharder]

Hmmm, now only if we can get 1000 more of these assassins.

[bballkidd10]

Achievements Unlocked: Forever Alone

[AJBGamer]

Fuckin funny

[shandan1790]

Thank God someone is finally hunting these assholes down!!

[steven11340]

And thts y bf3 is better there arent any annoying lil kids playing it

[SirBlendalot]

Achievement Unlocked: Forever Alone  LOL

[TheSixtysicks]

i like that to top off his asshole-ness they put him in a duke jersey.

[Aravan242]

The assassin needs to be a real thing

[C10uDP0nda]

Yes

[jjtheslayer69]

mw3 is so fun

but it feels like i waste so much time playing it xD

[galy0]

Scary........scary head shot :)

[sunnydayinwestla]

The end really saved it.

[xIAmHerox]

That ending was so unexpected.

[Digijedi569]

cod sucks

[MunchNCrunch1]

did anyone else notice that at 0:33 "suck" was bleeped?

[OFFTHEWALLSMIKEYL4D]

@MunchNCrunch1 If the word "suck" is used towards a sexual act, it also has to be bleeped out.

[Zakk4F]

THIS WAS BLACK OPS ALL DAY!!!!! MW3 ACTUALLY ISN'T THIS BAD AT ALL!!!

[Klankumz]

Damn that dude's shirt stayed clean as can be through that! lol

[JoaoChicote]

a meu deus

[dtbjjrb]

I'm such a douche myself, I tried looking for Modern Douche Bag 1 and 2.

[1991araaron]

Haha why i dont play online games

[Notsambettinger]

lol some sweet headsets

[Leonardotupapa]

The mom looks like Monica Roccaforte! DA FFFUU

[lispectorando]

I don't understand this. It looks like the douche bag is more in his right place than the other guys. This is an effing online console game, what do you expect? Go do something grown-up for a change.

[psykojojo]

@lispectorando thats.....stupid, your logic sucks and I now feel dumber for having read this

[xmikeyxlikesitx]

@lispectorando So grown adults can't blow off some steam by playing a game that was designed for people 17 and up - not for underage kids whose parents don't care what they play and pay for their kids' online subscription? Your level of inanity is showing.

[redpandora22]

I liked this, then unliked it so I could like it twice.

[HagardFilth]

Hey well you probebly wont believe this but i modded the like button so you can like it 3 times!

[SweatEagle]

Thumbs up if you read the achievements unlocked!

[clancamper]

thumbs up if you want something else that thumbs up comments (ironic isn't it)

[Vollzer]

yes im next

[102poppy]

y u hating on duke

[ganstasnowman]

i usually use my herbert voice, just to fuck with people

[bglover11]

Thank god he did something. It was about time for that duke fan to go.

[Madi096]

HI PRETTY PEEPOLLE!!



[capecod12345]

BEST 1 YET!

[NoViolence96]

0:18 one of my favorite movies.

[blaster28]

if he existed i'd have so many contracts for him...all those dudes on my block list.

[Di1Nonly5]

THUMBS UP FOR MOUNTAIN DEW IN BACKROUND

[asecretninja]

@Di1Nonly5 THUMBS UP IF YOU READ THIS GUYS COMMENT AND DIDN'T THUMB IT UP

[dtbjjrb]

@Agoonga Fail.

[XPloyt01]

@asecretninja Original Thumb-Up Comment! Yeah!

[mechaspark1]

@asecretninja Thumb-lover alert!

[hardcore1381]

It's sad how accurate this is. :L

[azyrewrath]

0:02

[azyrewrath]

did anyone else notice the guy with the books behind him in the plain white t-shirt is using the D Pad instead of the joystick?

[earlmccormick88]

@azyrewrath No

[k3n1073]

0:15 Thats Funny That Hes Playing On Xbox And In The Background You Just See

PS3 Cases

[patjoethebaker]

what the fuck does derp derp even mean

[Iandown559]

@patjoethebaker Its a Meme. google image meme then you will get the idea. its basicly a face thats funny looking

[earlmccormick88]

@patjoethebaker Or check out the South Park episode. Handicap Olympics

[avikptl]

AWESOME!!!

[Xarieus]

Theyre about 15 years to old to be on xbox lives. Needs more 12 year old douchefags

[Jsun8834]

Why is it in these videos it's always Hotpockets...

Why not TV dinners or something?

[johnkx]

cacacacaccacawwwwwww

fiddlesticks much? 

[DaFawky]

that ending was so random. i actually laughed at this.

[TheQwerty59]

Every story needs a happy ending.

[FreshPofBellaireTX]

I will think twice before I bitch on people over Xbox.

[RcTranMD]

this is why they muting was invented in the first place

and it should of been a kid that is too into MW3

[MCLemonyfresh]

@RcTranMD it was a kid that was too into MW3, at least I thought

[SergeantStan357]

143 people are on the douchebag assassin's list.

[MrBiginferno]

that was amazaing

[EvoVidz19]

How are they playing TDM and domination at the same time?

[schizophrenicbear]

Omg that is one of my friends URL in about 4 years

[kefarue2]

that wasnt even funny

[Knifegash]

Those two guys are just jealous at how cool the other player was.

[IfIWasDemoPan]

i came here because of wiseau

[HaloFanGal]

I've watched this over 10 times, and it is still hilarious!

[Gatecrusherify]

is this the fpsrusia guy in the end of the video ????

[Akeuw]

@Gatecrusherify No

[Gatecrusherify]

@Akeuw ok

[xISiLeNTxJoKeRIx]

Father & Son Picture (1:09)

[xISiLeNTxJoKeRIx]

LOL DOUCHE-BAG ASSASSIN xD

[xISiLeNTxJoKeRIx]

mw3 get ready to suck my f**king d**k you f**king bitch assholes & something MotherF***ers Thumbs up if i was close enough. (0:08 - 0:14)

[A1sauceDaBoss]

are u fuckin kidding me this shits wack. White ppl humor smh. Yes so racial bitch haha

[CanineArachnid]

I was starting to get pissed at this lil asshole then who i thought to be his "mother" comes in and cuts off his head. Well played well played.

[DarkDunedainHorde]

It gets funnier the 10th time

[gregtopsecret]

i came cause reckless tortuga liked MOM WHER DEM DAM HOT POCKETS?!

[proskaterkota]

BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADCHOP

[TheNoddy08]

wait how was he speaking to them when he was kiling them? don't you need to be on the samme team to speak to eachother and at the start he clearly specifies tdm

[TheCamerafreek]

When he cut off his head I was like...whoa!!!! hahahha awesome!

[bloodraven432]

Looks like the Good Griefing Team is fucked now

[blackoutmod]

Achievement unlocked

Your Mom Went To College...

[RAMSRUSH2010]

PS3 Cases. Xbox Controller

[Waffle8King]

I saw plenty of these fags on the xbox. Hence why I'm now on PS3 which has less but I'll admit... I miss viva pinata ;-;

[WTFYOUFUCKINGBASTARD]

WHAT THE FUCK i didn't see that one coming

[Botlecher]

38:0 looks Like He Said

D-D-Damit

[mrteemumilto]

Funny

[ReploidRevolution]

Diane! WHERE THE HELL THOSE HOT POCKETS AT!!!!!1 rofl

[hhthtsfunny]

all people saying this is stupid probably act like the guy that got killed :)

[hereforthemusic93]

fuck i was drinking water,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, good thing i didnt spit it at the end<.<

[A3ctann]

@Bobert1016 Oh it's you! Hello there!

[superjad125]

why am i watching this?

[skateenough]

This is fucking stupid

[foxpower001]

Where can I hire this guy he could be... useful

[tapewormrage]

I love how his gamer tag fits him so well..

[vangoethems]

BOOOOOOM! HEAD off

[asaadalshahin1]

why did he bleep out suck  at 0:32

[martuni111]

This was the best video everrrrrrrrrrrrr

[sprawl99999]

those are bistros you d bag.

[vermilion243]

@sprawl99999 lmfaooooo

[shanefredrickson]

mw3 is not that good of a game

[ViruSOADgaming]

@shanefredrickson Its what I expected, the same thing again with new maps and weapons :D

[ausauspatpat]

@ViruSOADgaming it's not the EXACT same thing though. it has a different feel to it. idk what it is though.

[ViruSOADgaming]

@ausauspatpat Its a great game, and yes it does have somewhat of a different feel, but its definitely not something to fanboy about, all these kids that are screaming MW3 is better than BF3 need to stfu, both are great games, I will have to say that BF3 on the PC is superior to MW3 and thats only because of the fact that BF3 on console only supports 24 players, pc can go from I think it was 4 to 64. All in all, both are amazing, but I find CoD is alot more fun for jumping in and playing.

[lilltebigfox]

boom headshot boom headshot shuiiiin

[Shipwreck571]

tobuscus liking

[A3ctann]

his acting suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk so much it's unbearable to watch T_T

[LandRmovies]

@Tortillagaming its not gay if u play on windows7

[LandRmovies]

@moderntotilla

[ketiw2]

0:30 His Mother just unlock "GET THE F*CK BACK TO KITCHEN" Achievement ...

[DarkDunedainHorde]

@ketiw2 it's not his real mom XD

[ketiw2]

@DarkDunedainHorde o rly ? O_o

[DarkDunedainHorde]

@ketiw2 idk XD

[uhmaker34]

@ketiw2

Fuck you ! that was genious Comment !!! I lost it xD

[ketiw2]

@uhmaker34  o rly ? o_O xD

[ejr0716]

This could all be avoided if you just played on a PC.

GOOD DAY.

[DjEvix]

@2Tired2Write Ditto

[LeaveMyGun]

pathetic

[xSnipeStroker]

Okey, that was massively rude.

[Spyk3rw0lf]

Lame....

[serraangel12]

the show before it was awesome...

[sYthyy]

her mom is hot :D

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

When does the humor start?

[TortillaGaming]

Cock of Doody 3: Modirngayfuckstupid

[JonO387]

How did that guy make that beeping sound with his mouth? What is this, Sesame Street? Also, anyone who plays Call of Duty is a douche bag.

[xelaAEK]

call of duty money wasted 3

[TheLife2kill]

you know what i want? Douche ex: Human revolution

[BULLETxRELAPSE]

Oh fuck i'd love to do this to the 12 yr old Aussie smart ass cunts.

[PawLuvzVampirez]

OMG LOL!!!

[paperarcher]

LOLOLOLOLOL TOTAL WIN!

[casenova0]

Wiiiihiiiiihiiiiiiinner!!!

[RekusoXYZ]

guy on the left, ryan reynolds, guy on the right, Harry Judd, guy in the middle, all of us

[Snoidon]

@RekusoXYZ im nothing like the guy in the middle :S:S...

[el3tr0n0ly]

So Whats your guy's number again, i think i have an issue as well.



[justrucks]

bring it Assasin! claymores at my door and bouncing bettys in my lawn ;)

[Mattbuscus]

That guy is pretty much sums up why I don't play games online anymore.

[ivan6navi]

Fuck Yeah!

[Nandomo321]

The Forever Alone Achievement: Easier than unlocking that bullshit achievement you get just for starting the game.

[joybuzzer]

Does anyone find it odd that all 3 of those guys are using the exact same crusty old headset and mic with the discolored foam?

[Sleeik2012]

eric cartman

[FoMoTheGuide]

so gay...

[pepstev]

Douche Bag Assassin also takes your wifes clothes

[copperhead37]

who the fuck plays in a library?

[ChaosMew161]

@copperhead37 It's a bookcase.

[rangerbylaw]

@copperhead37 book case, some people still have books

[VeriTyxSniping]

this douch remember me of my self i have a step mom and i course all day

[angeal97]

@VeriTyxSniping cool story bro

[TheRonranger]

@itachi155 And when they made the gun modern they copied Battle Field by putting the Little bird ever think if that and why would you come to this video if you know you like the game dumbass you just came here to hate go get a life.

[TheRonranger]

@itachi155 Mw3 is a ripoff of Mw2 Because mw3 is just a fucking different name and the guns a model 1887 They made it look fucking modern they copied Battle Field 3 so why dont you shut the fuckup and think twice plus the mics glitch such a dumbass have fun getting a mw2 with a different price and name. AN get off your lazy ass and get out door activities bro.

[ausauspatpat]

@TheRonranger MODERN warfare 3... so no fucking shit they made it modern. and they didn't copy battlefield in any way.

[goblue212]

@TheRonranger hate to say this bro but cod was out way before batllefield was even known as a war superpower. dont get me wrong i love bf3 but i dont think cod has copied anybody. they sold over 4 million copies the first night they dont need to with the fan base they have.

[JennifersTravels]

Boondock Saints poster in the background. Poetic.

[hauglicious21]

HERP DERP MOM...HERP DERP

[nirvanachick15]

the boondock saints poster was a nice touch.

[jockmanification]

This should be the intro video for Xbox Live for now on

[Dydjec]

SPAMING GRANADES =D

[mraidanpunk]

BOONDOCK POSTER :D

[iceaac1996]

I like how the douche bag has a Duke jersey on

[TheMowhak1]

why i keep watching this video

[YourItalianBuddy89]

Now for the rest of the MW players!

[pkallday247]

DOUCHE BAGGED