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  • 5:55

    ROFL

  • 3:12 meloveyoulongtimeysohorny.....­? LMAO xD

  • Owed money to the Scotish mob and lost his quacky on Sean Connery's birthday-The Pest is having a bad day. Loved this movie.

  • is he actually saying anything in chinese? or is it just gibberish?

  • WHY WOULD I PICK A BLIND MAN!?

    his expression as he says it hahaha

  • sean connery's birthday!!!

    hahaha best part

  • Funniest Movie Ever.

  • That was the FUNNIEST imitation of Chinese ever! lol

  • @ 0:55 theres a kid throwing up gang signs....its actually called stacking

  • - "GET'EM BRUCE!"

  • "No over here. No over here. No over here. No over here." HA

  • i didnt know Irish had rastafarians playing the bag pipes lol 6:16

  • @JGO707 lol are you retarded? you call them irish when there is bagpipes and some guy talking about sean connery and the other guy mentioning scotland lmao fucking nutter

  • @mrmojohasrisen thats what i ment lol....wanker!

  • @JGO707 "Oh He's a Jolly Good Fellow" they played

  • Sean Connery's Birthday!

  • Me so horny me love you long time!

  • yo , this movie is tooooooo funny '

  • Manager: "You killed Quacky?"

    Chef: "No, no... I... I... I might have?"

    Manager:" Why? (Smack), Why? (smack). Poor Quacky

    x3

  • wtf..his gf's friends name is malaria? wtf? lol

  • @ch3lseaislame Not his girlfriend...The Girlfriend's Best Friends name is Malaria... :)

  • -yo man i qot $20 that says i can find that ball , (zoom zoom zoom) ok witch shell is it under? its up to yyou to tell me because im BLIIINND . A soccer boy come here , yea you im talkinq to u. whoe there u r, hay if your blind how did you catch the ball? thelepity you loose 1 you qain a nother huh ladies and gentlemen. so how do u noe i was a man?. iCan hear your Gondads shakinq you noe u shud realy wear more support shorttie ! hahahahaha xD

  • kid in the back in 0:55

  • best part starts at 2:59

  • YOU LOOK LIKE MORE FROM THREE STOOGES, I FIRE YOUR ASS!

  • @SUPERSCHMOO i thought it was bo from three stooges

  • @totsable holy cow, what was i smoking... it's MOE indeed.. lol

  • At one point in his chinese impersonation he seems to say "Me love you long time me too horny ......." lol

  • @JoseWanKenobi he did >.>

  • I'd beat maleria lmao

  • at 0:55 a little mexican boi throwing up gang signs

  • @SaNe1318 was just gonna comment on that

  • @SaNe1318 ahahahaha he's probably dead now lol

  • "quacky always wanted to be served extra crispy"

    this movie was even better than The Usual Suspects

  • Whos that ballsack at 0:55 get that shit outta here !

  • Pest-"Oh, my God! Quacky! Quacky! What have they didded to you?!"

  • "me love you long to time me so horny" hahah funnies movie without a doubt

  • I love John Leguizamo. He's from my neighborhood here in Queens, NYC. Lots of different cultures here...he knows how to imitate them LOL

  • Manager: "You killed Quacky?"

    Chef: "No, no... I... I... I might have?"

    Manager:" Why? (Smack), Why? (smack). Poor Quacky"

    one of my favorite parts of the movieXD lol

  • uhh me love you long time me so horny tung ey tu yuuu

    LMAOOOOOOO!

  • a kid is flashing tupac lives in the background 0:52

  • oooo quacky wat have they did it to u lmao!!

  • damn thats clean how that kid just threw up his hood and got it on the movie. first time i noticed that.

  • LIL KID THROWIN UP CLANTON 14ST,  LOL WOW THEY ACTUALLY PUT THAT IN THERE

  • @Kx1GHTOWLx3 where?

  • i have no idea whats going on in this scene... and i wouldnt have it any other way.

  • sello colombiano

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  • So funny

  • you kill quacky?!

  • Wtf i laughed so hard when i saw a fucking guy with binoculars in an alley with a tuxedo WTF hell random, and that fucken chinese guy slaps the guy that killed quacky all gay xDDD

  • How about Thursday and you just take out a cousin. HAHAH!

  • I am from south... it's a different dialect right.....

    Yeah but i am from FAR FAR FAR FAR SOUTH..

    LMAO

  • you killed quacky?!

  • 0:53 nice.

  • quacky always wanted to be served extra crispy with a side of rice and no msg

  • At 0:53 theres a kid and he does gang signs behind the pest

  • @firewind10100 YOU LOOK LIKE MO FWOM THWEE STOOGES, I FIYA YO ASS. 

  • @chadinterrupted learn how to spell and dont talk to a girl that way son watch ur mouth

  • @firewind10100 hahaha. what? i was joking about the movie. thats what the asian guy said with an accent. haha. get it. LOLOLOL. are you new to the internet??? fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck nigger dick shit fuck cunt cum whore pussy there is no god. ahhhhh. im sorry, but its just to funny that your probably serious.

  • @chadinterrupted oh ok sorry my bro commeted on this lol he sometimes uses my profile to comment ;) srry again :)

  • @firewind10100 lol. your brother? you sounded like an angry middle aged women. sorry. haha. i was just commenting on the movie to what you said. no big deal. =]

  • poor quacky:/

  • Mr. Cho? Yes? Can I talk to you here? Yes, yes. Can I talk to you over here? Yes, yes. No, over here. Okaaay... No, over here. Okaay... LMAO xD love The Pest!
  • this movie waz the very meaning of stupidity,lol!!!fnny stuff...

  • honyeahmeloveyoulongtime! i'm laughing my ass off xD

  • Angus-"Do ya know what day it is, today?"

    Pest-"Um... The first day of the rest of our lives?"

    Angus-"No!"

    Pest-"Sean Connery's birthday?"

    Angus-"Sean Connery's birthday."

    Bagpiper-"Sean Connery's birthday?!"

    *For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is played on the bagpipes*

  • I LOVE THIS SHIT

  • If I was poisoned could I do this?

    LOL

    THIS FOO IS SO FUNNY!!!!

  • quakie what have they dided to you? lmaooo

  • chimway boy! chuuyuyuyu hes a toy aye!

    me love you long time me so hony changyu wudyuu

  • NO NO IM FROM FAR FAR FAR south, hahahaha

  • he is eating the food that he just delivered

  • k that kid in the back ground throwin those gang sign i dont bang but i would beat the shit out of him just for annoying and a rediculous face e's got :54-:56 whit shirt kid

  • "quacky, quacky, what have they dided to you?" haha lmao

  • I love the reaction to "Sean Connery's birthday" that was good

  • you look like mo from 3 stooges lmao

  • love, peace, and chicken grease. o wow thats my line lmao :-)

  • lol! WHEN HE TRIES TO SPEAK CHINESE...MAN IT GETS ME EVERY TIME! LOL!LOL!

  • i like the part when he say's go fucka' uuuuuuu..

  • 5:56 BURRRRRRRRB!!!!lmao

  • 3:15 why i dnt understand any yo chinese?? lmao thiz movie iz funny as hell "i fire yo ass" OMG QUAKiE what have dhey dided too yuh? lmao hiz disquises are amazing(:

  • I cross my hand i fool the man, the rich man, the poor man, but not the police man.

  • Quackie!

  • Sean Connery'z birthday?...Sean Connery'z birthday?...Sean Connery'z birrddday?!!!...lmfao...funny shit

  • Is'nt malaria some type of disease or something??

  • ya thats y its her name

  • yeah a disease spread by a fly.............. LMAO xD well his name is pest...

  • the location looks like "freedom land" from the begining of scarface.

  • QUAKYYY xD lmao

  • Me love you long time, me so horny. LMAO.

  • haha wtf? at 00:53 lil kid lookin like he throwin out some gang signs behind him

  • i was about to say the same thing wtf itll be funny if he got jump on the scene

  • i could hear your gonads shaking

  • malaria is HOT>>>!!!

  • Because I'm Bllliiiiiiiiind...

  • I freakin love this movie! "but I'm from fah fah fah fah South" haha my favorite part!

  • you naughty man you.

  • lmao

    "Don't worry Quacky. I'm gonna bury u in france like u always wanted." XD

  • dude I cant believe this movie got bad reviews....its the best movie ever lol

  • @Psychomorgan Agreed. I think it's because most movie critics are--ahem--how should I say, not the most diverse group of people around. They just don't get or appreciate this humor. Lame.

  • oh. they are stupid :D I love this movie

  • i fire your ass

    quacky what have they didded to you?

  • 3:06-3:17 Hahahahah lol

  • best scene :D

    quiecky :D

  • a scottsman in panties. now i've seen everything lmao

  • that kid in the background where pest is with that soccer dude, the kid making the hand signs, i think he was just some kid that walked up on set

  • yeah thats what i just noticed!!! crazy the editors left that in

  • can somebody please tell me why, in miami, where there are more cubans than mexicans, they have mariachis at that festivle?

  • cuz cuba is 90 miles off the coast of florida....

  • that still don't explain the marriachis

  • reason is because cuba is about 100 miles from florida....and closest they come to when they get here is miami fl....very nice place...i call it the new cuba lol

  • why would dey name that gurl dat lmao

  • u killed quacky no i might have

  • you dont even look chinese, you look like mo from three stoogies! i fire your ass!!! LOL

  • @avatarking425 LOL,Best freggn prt!!!

  • @avatarking425 favorite Part of the movie.

  • wife

  • What kind of name is Malaria

  • when this movie was made she was john leguizamo

  • I dont know what kinda name it is but Malaria is a  disease that you get from Mosquitoes

  • Which is why I was confused as to why it was a name that a chick had

  • @VincentPrice111 lawl xD

  • @VincentPrice111 a bad one! xD

  • @VincentPrice111 sounds like an STD to me hahaha

  • @VincentPrice111 a vaginal deseise!!!

  • @VincentPrice111  isnt dat a disease

  • @dejyoungstar yes it is

  • you dont even look chinese, you look like mo from three stoogies! I love this movie!!

  • he never got to finish eating quakie

  • you know you dont even look chinese you look like moe from three stooges i fire your ass lmfao!!!

  • "How bout Thursday and you just take out a cousin?" LMAO

  • Quacky always wanted to be served extra crispy,no msg & extra soy sauce,lmao

  • lmao, i fkn looove this movieee!!!

    (;

  • @ 7:04 am i the only one that played grand theft auto vice city to much?

  • it does look like it right

  • nope lol nice find

  • 4:27-4:35 is pretty damn funny,lmao.

  • lmfao it is

  • oh my god quackie noooo!

  • lmfao i love that part

  • He is random as hell on this movie!! I love it!!

  • How bout Thursday and you just take out a cousin?

    Hahaha

  • lol mmm quacky looks good

  • I could hear your gonadz shaking you might wanna wear more support shorty.

  • "Lets air out our differences fellas" LOL

  • ROFL A THONG

  • can i speak to u over here. ok. no oever here. ok. no over here. ok XDDD

    this is one of my fav movies <33

  • LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZ...................cho ching way po yi......chita poiyuu...me love u long time meto horny uuiu LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    it never gets old

  • Bah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. <----- Goat

  • sean connerys birthday...lmfao. god.

  • hahahaha extra crispy

  • Poor Quaky~!~

  • they alll look da same!!!

  • "no over hear, ok" hahahahahahahahahahaha rofl

  • lol 4:40 - 4:45

  • Sean Connery's birthday!??

  • Today's monday i want all the money you owe me by wednesday or im going to kill your whole family!..............How bout thursday and you just take out a cousin?

  • 3:53 to 3:57 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

  • But why why whyyyyyy?

  • lmao you kill quaky

  • quacky! what have they didied to you!

  • if you start it at 3:03 hes lik chin cong umm me love you very longtime me so horyumm ching chong its funny juss start listtin to it at 3:03 and listin from there

  • there's a little kid in the back throwing gang signs

  • i noticed that too

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