@JGO707 lol are you retarded? you call them irish when there is bagpipes and some guy talking about sean connery and the other guy mentioning scotland lmao fucking nutter
-yo man i qot $20 that says i can find that ball , (zoom zoom zoom) ok witch shell is it under? its up to yyou to tell me because im BLIIINND . A soccer boy come here , yea you im talkinq to u. whoe there u r, hay if your blind how did you catch the ball? thelepity you loose 1 you qain a nother huh ladies and gentlemen. so how do u noe i was a man?. iCan hear your Gondads shakinq you noe u shud realy wear more support shorttie ! hahahahaha xD
Wtf i laughed so hard when i saw a fucking guy with binoculars in an alley with a tuxedo WTF hell random, and that fucken chinese guy slaps the guy that killed quacky all gay xDDD
@firewind10100 hahaha. what? i was joking about the movie. thats what the asian guy said with an accent. haha. get it. LOLOLOL. are you new to the internet??? fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck nigger dick shit fuck cunt cum whore pussy there is no god. ahhhhh. im sorry, but its just to funny that your probably serious.
@firewind10100 lol. your brother? you sounded like an angry middle aged women. sorry. haha. i was just commenting on the movie to what you said. no big deal. =]
Mr. Cho? Yes? Can I talk to you here? Yes, yes. Can I talk to you over here? Yes, yes. No, over here. Okaaay... No, over here. Okaay... LMAO xD love The Pest!
k that kid in the back ground throwin those gang sign i dont bang but i would beat the shit out of him just for annoying and a rediculous face e's got :54-:56 whit shirt kid
3:15 why i dnt understand any yo chinese?? lmao thiz movie iz funny as hell "i fire yo ass" OMG QUAKiE what have dhey dided too yuh? lmao hiz disquises are amazing(:
@Psychomorgan Agreed. I think it's because most movie critics are--ahem--how should I say, not the most diverse group of people around. They just don't get or appreciate this humor. Lame.
reason is because cuba is about 100 miles from florida....and closest they come to when they get here is miami fl....very nice place...i call it the new cuba lol
Today's monday i want all the money you owe me by wednesday or im going to kill your whole family!..............How bout thursday and you just take out a cousin?
if you start it at 3:03 hes lik chin cong umm me love you very longtime me so horyumm ching chong its funny juss start listtin to it at 3:03 and listin from there
5:55
ROFL
RyaKunWT 10 months ago
3:12 meloveyoulongtimeysohorny.....? LMAO xD
AvBopper 10 months ago
Owed money to the Scotish mob and lost his quacky on Sean Connery's birthday-The Pest is having a bad day. Loved this movie.
spjfrat 11 months ago
is he actually saying anything in chinese? or is it just gibberish?
moman007 11 months ago
WHY WOULD I PICK A BLIND MAN!?
his expression as he says it hahaha
MrPrettyBoyLeo 11 months ago
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awesome movie very funny
MsJuju1998 1 year ago
sean connery's birthday!!!
hahaha best part
01xeaglex10 1 year ago
Funniest Movie Ever.
mss20101 1 year ago
That was the FUNNIEST imitation of Chinese ever! lol
Datsizer 1 year ago
@ 0:55 theres a kid throwing up gang signs....its actually called stacking
VillainousCree1 1 year ago
- "GET'EM BRUCE!"
MarianoRyu 1 year ago
"No over here. No over here. No over here. No over here." HA
TyeDyeGuyRy 1 year ago
i didnt know Irish had rastafarians playing the bag pipes lol 6:16
JGO707 1 year ago
@JGO707 lol are you retarded? you call them irish when there is bagpipes and some guy talking about sean connery and the other guy mentioning scotland lmao fucking nutter
mrmojohasrisen 1 year ago
@mrmojohasrisen thats what i ment lol....wanker!
JGO707 1 year ago
@JGO707 "Oh He's a Jolly Good Fellow" they played
DanTheManCO2002 1 year ago
Sean Connery's Birthday!
hellas1821 1 year ago
Me so horny me love you long time!
ghostryder000 1 year ago
yo , this movie is tooooooo funny '
alwaysdmx3 1 year ago
Manager: "You killed Quacky?"
Chef: "No, no... I... I... I might have?"
Manager:" Why? (Smack), Why? (smack). Poor Quacky
x3
amairoman 1 year ago
wtf..his gf's friends name is malaria? wtf? lol
ch3lseaislame 1 year ago
@ch3lseaislame Not his girlfriend...The Girlfriend's Best Friends name is Malaria... :)
R16Nacole 1 year ago
-yo man i qot $20 that says i can find that ball , (zoom zoom zoom) ok witch shell is it under? its up to yyou to tell me because im BLIIINND . A soccer boy come here , yea you im talkinq to u. whoe there u r, hay if your blind how did you catch the ball? thelepity you loose 1 you qain a nother huh ladies and gentlemen. so how do u noe i was a man?. iCan hear your Gondads shakinq you noe u shud realy wear more support shorttie ! hahahahaha xD
laydeebuqq1 1 year ago
kid in the back in 0:55
AmericaAguila7 1 year ago
best part starts at 2:59
buttlord123 1 year ago 2
YOU LOOK LIKE MORE FROM THREE STOOGES, I FIRE YOUR ASS!
SUPERSCHMOO 1 year ago
@SUPERSCHMOO i thought it was bo from three stooges
totsable 1 year ago
@totsable holy cow, what was i smoking... it's MOE indeed.. lol
SUPERSCHMOO 1 year ago
At one point in his chinese impersonation he seems to say "Me love you long time me too horny ......." lol
JoseWanKenobi 1 year ago
@JoseWanKenobi he did >.>
Alienpelvis86 1 year ago
I'd beat maleria lmao
Sidekicklx11111 1 year ago
at 0:55 a little mexican boi throwing up gang signs
SaNe1318 1 year ago
@SaNe1318 was just gonna comment on that
TheMichaelshadow 1 year ago
@SaNe1318 ahahahaha he's probably dead now lol
Frantyx 1 year ago
"quacky always wanted to be served extra crispy"
this movie was even better than The Usual Suspects
dimakauffman 1 year ago
Whos that ballsack at 0:55 get that shit outta here !
SmokeyBeatzOnline 1 year ago
Pest-"Oh, my God! Quacky! Quacky! What have they didded to you?!"
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
"me love you long to time me so horny" hahah funnies movie without a doubt
Ronnie51xxx 1 year ago 2
I love John Leguizamo. He's from my neighborhood here in Queens, NYC. Lots of different cultures here...he knows how to imitate them LOL
nena1j 1 year ago
Manager: "You killed Quacky?"
Chef: "No, no... I... I... I might have?"
Manager:" Why? (Smack), Why? (smack). Poor Quacky"
one of my favorite parts of the movieXD lol
nighthawk7824 1 year ago 19
uhh me love you long time me so horny tung ey tu yuuu
LMAOOOOOOO!
GuysTheOther 1 year ago
a kid is flashing tupac lives in the background 0:52
abrown1327 1 year ago
oooo quacky wat have they did it to u lmao!!
laquanallday 1 year ago
damn thats clean how that kid just threw up his hood and got it on the movie. first time i noticed that.
metrobl79 1 year ago
LIL KID THROWIN UP CLANTON 14ST, LOL WOW THEY ACTUALLY PUT THAT IN THERE
Kx1GHTOWLx3 1 year ago 2
@Kx1GHTOWLx3 where?
xIegionx 1 year ago
@xIegionx 0:52
Kx1GHTOWLx3 1 year ago
i have no idea whats going on in this scene... and i wouldnt have it any other way.
jbc429 1 year ago
sello colombiano
latinchic27 1 year ago
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You know you don't even look chinese you look like Moe from Three Stooges! I fire your ass!!! LMFAO
marjimjohn 1 year ago
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marjimjohn 1 year ago
So funny
maffryn 1 year ago
you kill quacky?!
allmyself666 1 year ago
Wtf i laughed so hard when i saw a fucking guy with binoculars in an alley with a tuxedo WTF hell random, and that fucken chinese guy slaps the guy that killed quacky all gay xDDD
hugoacjuice 1 year ago
How about Thursday and you just take out a cousin. HAHAH!
animefan1238 1 year ago
I am from south... it's a different dialect right.....
Yeah but i am from FAR FAR FAR FAR SOUTH..
LMAO
Dpacpro 1 year ago
you killed quacky?!
allmyself666 1 year ago
0:53 nice.
girbunny36 1 year ago
quacky always wanted to be served extra crispy with a side of rice and no msg
1x93cm 1 year ago
At 0:53 theres a kid and he does gang signs behind the pest
firewind10100 1 year ago
@firewind10100 YOU LOOK LIKE MO FWOM THWEE STOOGES, I FIYA YO ASS.
chadinterrupted 1 year ago
@chadinterrupted learn how to spell and dont talk to a girl that way son watch ur mouth
firewind10100 1 year ago
@firewind10100 hahaha. what? i was joking about the movie. thats what the asian guy said with an accent. haha. get it. LOLOLOL. are you new to the internet??? fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck nigger dick shit fuck cunt cum whore pussy there is no god. ahhhhh. im sorry, but its just to funny that your probably serious.
chadinterrupted 1 year ago
@chadinterrupted oh ok sorry my bro commeted on this lol he sometimes uses my profile to comment ;) srry again :)
firewind10100 1 year ago
@firewind10100 lol. your brother? you sounded like an angry middle aged women. sorry. haha. i was just commenting on the movie to what you said. no big deal. =]
chadinterrupted 1 year ago
poor quacky:/
GoThIcNeko90 1 year ago
unusualawesome 1 year ago 4
this movie waz the very meaning of stupidity,lol!!!fnny stuff...
zaydeo 1 year ago
honyeahmeloveyoulongtime! i'm laughing my ass off xD
asperheim07 1 year ago
Angus-"Do ya know what day it is, today?"
Pest-"Um... The first day of the rest of our lives?"
Angus-"No!"
Pest-"Sean Connery's birthday?"
Angus-"Sean Connery's birthday."
Bagpiper-"Sean Connery's birthday?!"
*For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is played on the bagpipes*
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS SHIT
ragginrabbi1 1 year ago
If I was poisoned could I do this?
LOL
THIS FOO IS SO FUNNY!!!!
Liddogurlme 1 year ago
quakie what have they dided to you? lmaooo
jaykiddfly1 1 year ago
chimway boy! chuuyuyuyu hes a toy aye!
me love you long time me so hony changyu wudyuu
squiffedallday 1 year ago
NO NO IM FROM FAR FAR FAR south, hahahaha
MrSneakattack 1 year ago
he is eating the food that he just delivered
markos824 1 year ago
k that kid in the back ground throwin those gang sign i dont bang but i would beat the shit out of him just for annoying and a rediculous face e's got :54-:56 whit shirt kid
Z32spdstr 1 year ago
"quacky, quacky, what have they dided to you?" haha lmao
DisturbedRage1990 1 year ago 27
I love the reaction to "Sean Connery's birthday" that was good
bradwolf07 1 year ago
you look like mo from 3 stooges lmao
EastEnd87 2 years ago
love, peace, and chicken grease. o wow thats my line lmao :-)
MsLHB 2 years ago
lol! WHEN HE TRIES TO SPEAK CHINESE...MAN IT GETS ME EVERY TIME! LOL!LOL!
Breewilly 2 years ago 3
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you dont even look chinese, you look like mo from three stoogies! i fired your ass LOL
yzon33 2 years ago
i like the part when he say's go fucka' uuuuuuu..
aproductoutdapark 2 years ago
5:56 BURRRRRRRRB!!!!lmao
bianca2o1o 2 years ago
3:15 why i dnt understand any yo chinese?? lmao thiz movie iz funny as hell "i fire yo ass" OMG QUAKiE what have dhey dided too yuh? lmao hiz disquises are amazing(:
bianca2o1o 2 years ago
I cross my hand i fool the man, the rich man, the poor man, but not the police man.
darellrobert010 2 years ago
Quackie!
NatalyInsanity 2 years ago
Sean Connery'z birthday?...Sean Connery'z birthday?...Sean Connery'z birrddday?!!!...lmfao...funny shit
TheEeyaaa 2 years ago
Is'nt malaria some type of disease or something??
smilez180ify 2 years ago
ya thats y its her name
XxxTH3xR3APERxxX 2 years ago
yeah a disease spread by a fly.............. LMAO xD well his name is pest...
NatalyInsanity 2 years ago
the location looks like "freedom land" from the begining of scarface.
USMCdoggunner 2 years ago
QUAKYYY xD lmao
MayloIZ 2 years ago 2
Me love you long time, me so horny. LMAO.
brandondallas 2 years ago 3
haha wtf? at 00:53 lil kid lookin like he throwin out some gang signs behind him
stanthaman09 2 years ago 4
i was about to say the same thing wtf itll be funny if he got jump on the scene
TheSquirtley1 2 years ago
i could hear your gonads shaking
persephoneee 2 years ago 2
malaria is HOT>>>!!!
xyoungsavagex 2 years ago 2
Because I'm Bllliiiiiiiiind...
jackrob747892003 2 years ago
I freakin love this movie! "but I'm from fah fah fah fah South" haha my favorite part!
XicaBoliviana 2 years ago 2
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pestallio72 2 years ago
you naughty man you.
22sfsf 2 years ago
lmao
"Don't worry Quacky. I'm gonna bury u in france like u always wanted." XD
Ziggman2g 2 years ago
dude I cant believe this movie got bad reviews....its the best movie ever lol
Psychomorgan 2 years ago 8
@Psychomorgan Agreed. I think it's because most movie critics are--ahem--how should I say, not the most diverse group of people around. They just don't get or appreciate this humor. Lame.
ashleyen3 1 year ago
oh. they are stupid :D I love this movie
Psychomorgan 1 year ago
i fire your ass
quacky what have they didded to you?
pejro69 2 years ago
3:06-3:17 Hahahahah lol
JellyBird12 2 years ago 2
best scene :D
quiecky :D
DaClown21 2 years ago
a scottsman in panties. now i've seen everything lmao
wilhelmrayn 2 years ago 2
that kid in the background where pest is with that soccer dude, the kid making the hand signs, i think he was just some kid that walked up on set
javenetti 2 years ago 4
yeah thats what i just noticed!!! crazy the editors left that in
iggypot 2 years ago
can somebody please tell me why, in miami, where there are more cubans than mexicans, they have mariachis at that festivle?
javenetti 2 years ago
cuz cuba is 90 miles off the coast of florida....
achilles88 2 years ago
that still don't explain the marriachis
javenetti 2 years ago
reason is because cuba is about 100 miles from florida....and closest they come to when they get here is miami fl....very nice place...i call it the new cuba lol
sykoreaper1 2 years ago
why would dey name that gurl dat lmao
sexybabymialady 2 years ago
u killed quacky no i might have
gtasacrazy1 2 years ago
you dont even look chinese, you look like mo from three stoogies! i fire your ass!!! LOL
avatarking425 2 years ago 33
@avatarking425 LOL,Best freggn prt!!!
zaydeo 1 year ago
@avatarking425 favorite Part of the movie.
nikolaidiavolo 1 year ago
wife
Kingofhearts171 2 years ago
What kind of name is Malaria
VincentPrice111 2 years ago 22
when this movie was made she was john leguizamo
Kingofhearts171 2 years ago
I dont know what kinda name it is but Malaria is a disease that you get from Mosquitoes
lupusthewolflord 2 years ago 2
Which is why I was confused as to why it was a name that a chick had
VincentPrice111 2 years ago
@VincentPrice111 lawl xD
GoThIcNeko90 1 year ago
@VincentPrice111 a bad one! xD
ytvman16 1 year ago
@VincentPrice111 sounds like an STD to me hahaha
theoldgamer 1 year ago
@VincentPrice111 a vaginal deseise!!!
TornHartz 1 year ago
@VincentPrice111 isnt dat a disease
dejyoungstar 1 year ago
@dejyoungstar yes it is
VincentPrice111 1 year ago
you dont even look chinese, you look like mo from three stoogies! I love this movie!!
capricenyc 2 years ago
he never got to finish eating quakie
miricle0316 2 years ago
you know you dont even look chinese you look like moe from three stooges i fire your ass lmfao!!!
NeverShoutLeonel 2 years ago
"How bout Thursday and you just take out a cousin?" LMAO
TheMaaadHater 2 years ago 2
Quacky always wanted to be served extra crispy,no msg & extra soy sauce,lmao
Blazin210Janey 2 years ago
lmao, i fkn looove this movieee!!!
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Blazin210Janey 2 years ago
@ 7:04 am i the only one that played grand theft auto vice city to much?
rafael661kc 2 years ago
it does look like it right
miricle0316 2 years ago
nope lol nice find
wired23 2 years ago
4:27-4:35 is pretty damn funny,lmao.
sopamouth 2 years ago
lmfao it is
miricle0316 2 years ago
oh my god quackie noooo!
wickedbitch09 2 years ago
lmfao i love that part
miricle0316 2 years ago
He is random as hell on this movie!! I love it!!
eyefanatic 2 years ago 3
How bout Thursday and you just take out a cousin?
Hahaha
ihtcsm 2 years ago 3
lol mmm quacky looks good
shaynesage 2 years ago 2
I could hear your gonadz shaking you might wanna wear more support shorty.
bouerboy 2 years ago
"Lets air out our differences fellas" LOL
kjalcaraz84 2 years ago
ROFL A THONG
terminx12 2 years ago
can i speak to u over here. ok. no oever here. ok. no over here. ok XDDD
this is one of my fav movies <33
OmfgItsStacia 2 years ago
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...................cho ching way po yi......chita poiyuu...me love u long time meto horny uuiu LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
it never gets old
adamxbox111 2 years ago
Bah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. <----- Goat
entaiku 2 years ago
sean connerys birthday...lmfao. god.
oliviahhh89 2 years ago
hahahaha extra crispy
GoThIcNeko90 2 years ago
Poor Quaky~!~
TheDarkVideos 2 years ago 2
they alll look da same!!!
apuertofreakin 3 years ago
"no over hear, ok" hahahahahahahahahahaha rofl
DevilBringer08 3 years ago 3
lol 4:40 - 4:45
ElWeyChingon 3 years ago
Sean Connery's birthday!??
vegetaav1984 3 years ago 4
Today's monday i want all the money you owe me by wednesday or im going to kill your whole family!..............How bout thursday and you just take out a cousin?
hevyhtr2006 3 years ago
3:53 to 3:57 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
agentraj101 3 years ago 3
But why why whyyyyyy?
musicalFREAK87 3 years ago 3
lmao you kill quaky
Nickeatsthesky 3 years ago 3
quacky! what have they didied to you!
now1994 3 years ago 4
if you start it at 3:03 hes lik chin cong umm me love you very longtime me so horyumm ching chong its funny juss start listtin to it at 3:03 and listin from there
drkid369 3 years ago 3
there's a little kid in the back throwing gang signs
victorsan300 3 years ago 7
i noticed that too
boop8908 3 years ago