Techno Viking Beat It

[TheNightRomer]

No jacket no Beat It.

[bigzer01]

Its the Yarl of Whiterun

[underdogjo]

????

[fafafagat]

"Hey man id like to produce you in my new movie" 3:37

[AntiSocialChannel85]

This fits good

[IamRay71]

Jackson was offering this song to TechnoViking BEFORE we all knew about TechnoViking, therefore PROFF of TechnoVikings divinity. TechnoViking used his powers of mental persuasion to force Jackson to make a beat worthy of his dancing powers.

[TwistedGentleman]

Am I the only one who likes this more than the original video? It's like it was made for this song.

[Koolvedge]

He is getting busy. The zombie walk and the hand movements are off the charts. Techno Viking is hilarious!!!!

[DrOrphious79]

titbounce ftw LOL

[ARBuilder1776]

So that's what a fuckparade looks like.

[rloebe34]

i love the internet lol

[ohayon25]

great upload man

[andykoos]

his six-pack looks like a turtle shell

[Tomster93]

Almost 90,000 views!!!! Thanks everyone! Keep getting people to watch it!

[MegaRomeo786]

@Tomster93 YO CUZY THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY DA SONG WENT PERFECT WITH DA VIDEO GOOD UPLOAD

[bigzer01]

this has been my 27 time watching this.....and i still love it

[monkeycrump1]

mj sucks!

[greatwizard3]

@monkeycrump1 i'm sorry my friend, mj is a badass. and in all respect, as awesome as techno viking is, mj is more of a king. dont get me wrong, technoviking is a badass dancer, but until he's got a tiger sprawled over his leg..... hes not as good. but as far as mj, he got more pussy in any random two minutes of his life they u will get in your life. can you make women faint from one hundred rows in front of you? dont think so.

[MrScreamingpenguin]

im confused

[kaimargonar1000]

hahaha lol Who the fuck is this guy ??

[Guinea54]

whos the dude at the end who grabbed him by the beard

[kaimargonar1000]

@Guinea54 his boyfriend ?

[mrceebees14]

In Russia Techno Viking contols music.

[jeffprusmack]

my favorite youtube video hands down!

[Bauernlurch]

i scheiss auf SONY MUSIC fresst scheisse und fahrt zur HÖLLE

[InturnetHaetMachine]

Fuck you Sony Music.

[goldnerivan]

techno viking doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to the techno viking.

[vista120]

i am BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Reggiefield]

He's like a Super-Terminator with those dance moves.

Techno Viking Vs. Chuck Norris = 1 dead Chuck Norris

[joelaka3pac123]

@Reggiefield now techno viking vs bruce lee

remember chuck was already defeated by bruce lee

[Super007adam]

Haha it's crazy whatever the tune!! Techno Viking is awesome!!!

[kristian21]

yeah, he really knows how to get jiggy wit it.

[bambamoyv]

I Love Youtube!!. Classic.

[Tomster93]

False. its Fuchfest

[Bradfolks420]

It's called the Fuckitall Parade. Its in Berlin.

[Pathrissia]

what "parade" is this?

[ChaosBeerY]

A Rainbow Parade, you idiot!

[Aegis064]

oh look, a Metal Gear Solid boss

[BlackDongs2Dextreme]

well matched song

amberlamps

[daverod707]

this is the best version yet!! lmao the viking against chuck norris....lol you guys are so funny!!

[Tomster93]

doesn't really matter to me. just like when he pushes the one guy and points.

[MichaelLawlorRojas]

well your an analface Colton5

[vemund1144]

@Colton5 he sure is

[roudy1689]

who would win in a fight between chuck norris and techno viking?

[ExtremeKyougen]

Obviously, the Techno Viking.

[vanzsol]

None of them. If they start to fight an another big bang gonna happen and they will become the new gods of the universe.And they will fight till the end of time

[vemund1144]

@vanzsol hahahahahha! chuck norris would beat this pussy and eat him like a cheese burger

[kevinbrady1986]

Techno Viking!!!

[Colton5]

Bruce Lee

[ipwnyouu]

the technoviking ofc, coz he is real, chuck norris is just a movie faggot lol

[roudy1689]

ok then, i'm arranging a chuck norris vs. techno viking dance-off

[redwoodowl]

@ roudy1689

TechnoViking. It wouldn't even be close.

Had Chuck Norris appeared in this video instead of TechnoViking, the dude in the black tank would have beat the living hell out of him.

[Vv3codGlitches]

Everybody knows Techno Viking is the only person who can beat Chuck Norris. :)

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

techno viking is hella more epic than chuck norris...

chuck can't hold a candle to techno viking...

[ExtremeKyougen]

"Is That A Dude?"

[vm46]

this is proof that the music does indeed dance to the techno viking

[Technographie]

so true

[onetimeatbandcamp]

This guy is legend, simply as... He owns all that come before him... You gotta love the butcher from the south.....

[OC2LV]

Pure ownage

[thecatalankid]

BRILLIANT - Love the original TECHNO VIKING,... But this is class! : )

[Hrko1992]

hes pure awesomeness !

[Hrko1992]

Yes...and you know why? Because The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking

[pelican116]

IM ADDICTED TO TECHNO VIKING

[pelican116]

i have to like.. watch this dude dance every day man!

[fearoftheTr00p3r]

AAAAAhahahahaah............. HAHAHAHAHAHA.... so many levels....

[dunghuuphan]

bad ass lol.....

[M1STAWU1FY]

0:53 XD

[pelican116]

i lol'ed so hard

[M1STAWU1FY]

Dammit, why didn't I think of this, lol

[M1330]

so fucking win

[tharnax]

don't F*CK w/ Techno Viking.......

[cuongnhu246]

That's how vikings do the beat it dance. lol

[LostThoughts81]

Is that UFC's Keith "the dean of mean " Jardine?

[Happy0]

Can't believe how well this works xD

[PosseOfAnon]

Techno Viking would destroy Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ. In one epic finger point.

He'll fuck your shit up if he decides to use fists.

[saturn1returns]

the second the finger point is produced, everyone legs it. Fact.

[Bender6188]

techno viking = chuck norris?

[terk0iz]

Oh no my friend. Techno Viking is much more.

[eliotbod]

i wish techno viking was my friend.

[ghidfg]

random waterbottle man ftw

[azica13]

Essa é tal raça Ariana

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[blaqb0x]

I hope there's just as big of a funeral when TechnoViking dies!

[palasta]

TechnoViking doesn't die!

He acsends to Valhalla and continues his reign!

[OCIRELCNU]

how in the fuck can you say this sux. Uninstall now please, thank you very much.

[Omegax9000]

god your a stupid one....

[roflex2]

I have rape fantasies about this man.

[AGreenEyedDevil]

Techno Viking told Michael to Beat It, and he had a heart attack!

[Zebisfrench]

hahaha who wouldn't?

[xRieZx]

my dream is to dance next to him like that

[KikeRio]

Nice music for the king Tecnoviking

[Springmaus2007]

The viking moves are too epic,can´t take them much longer. Quick,let´s beat it!

[elpolack]

techno viking is a legend!!!!!!!!!

[umanina]

DIO MIO, MA è UN CAPOLAVORO

[stevengreen90]

i have no idea what is goin on but i love it

[caldonazzi29]

beat it is cool

[ragnarok1326]

If the viking had dance this with the desire of killing, lets say a lot of people would have died and still be dying, thats how powerfull his moves are.

[JasmericaRAWR]

Techno to the fullest

[MannaRee]

He's so sexii!! xD

[Medabg88]

ma kakav techno viking, krca mu je objasnio.

[FreyofKtau]

techno viking is comed form the heaven to save the girl with the blue hair and to give dance to the people. he is like an halfgod!!!! ;-)

[digweed69]

I LOVE YOU TECHNO VIKING!!!!!

[TheFunnyOneNOW]

O.o wow i love how the begining starts where hes tellin that guy to leave... it fits perfect with the song

[CMEboi]

Fuck bowflex! The techno viking dance moves is a REAL workout.

[daddykong1]

3:07 wheeew boy is grindin it out

[Scentsified]

so awesome..  roflcopter

[ragnarok1326]

best version, this is the one I like the most cant stop watching it

[MarkArandjus]

Is there a song his dance doesn't fit to? No :P

[ragnarok1326]

yep cause like they say techno viking dosent dance to the music, the music dances to techno viking

[MarkArandjus]

That's right!

[HerrFenrisWolf]

^^ thats ouer mysterious German water

[MickeRamone]

the magic water gave him dancing-powers ^^

[chrysophase2003]

Scary bastard isn't he?

[gambrinus330116]

you would be scary if you'd popped twenty of thEm mothafuckas

[MrHokeykokey]

Lol! The thing I like most about him is that, for all his undeniably badass psycho demeanor, this whole clip is actually about him being chivalrous (he's reprimanding the guy for barging into the girl at the beginning). I love the body language when he's standing, pointing at the guy, as if to say "If it wasn't for this music I'd have ripped off your head and shat down your throat by now!" lol!

[cogentdiversion]

Amazing...