@w33b3l The accent travels. Its a virus that affects the vocal chords and alters our voices. Side effects include patriotism, a fondness for beer and bbq's, and general awesomeness, lol.
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
All say what you say when you say it & do what you do when you do it, makes no odds no corpses or crucifixes up here. Isn't a corpse cold. You can not let heaven down only yourselves.
Haha!! Funny !! And guess what? I'm not a Yankee! I'm from the south. The Southern Plains of Texas. We had LOTS OF NUNS HERE FROM IRELAND, so, yeah, they said that A LOT!!!
"Don't be Cross!!" never understood it, but know what it means.. :)
READ the HOLY BIBLE King James Version: Malachi 4:1 "For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch" GOD has Opened the book that was sealed. WE NOW KNOW that MAY 21 2011 is the rapture and judgment day, OCT 21 2011 the end of the world. Visit my channel for more information on the biblical timeline
THIS JUST IN...moses invented bowling. he was the first to pick up a 7-10 split. they partied like it was .0099 when he did it. everybody knows moses said "let my people go." but what he really said was......"LET MY PEOPLE GO BOWLING!!!!!" now you know. if you dont believe me look for yourself in the gospel of Frank, chapter 7 verse 18.
I think the joke is Jesus said "show him your cross" as in the crucifix the nun had around her neck, but she took "show him your cross" as show him that our angry
@h3ll0b0b Thanks for explaining it, fuckin hell you're smart aren't ya, and I see ya got no less than EIGHT thumbs up from EIGHT other retards. Clap clap clap!!
I don't get it, is she suppose to be thinking he said show him you're crass? It's the only thing I could come up with and it's rather stupid if this is the joke.
These vids need some kind of warning for the viewer to prepare themselves for the inevitable pissing in ones underwear. Also, I just ruined a well worn leather office chair that my grandmom gave me when she found out that I didn't believe in sky daddy. Shit, give us a heads-up for Christ's sake.
Like a lot of jokes, this one had a double meaning. Dashboard Jesus looked at the nun's cross and said "show him your cross," she thought he meant "show him you're (you are) cross." and told him to get off her bonnet. :)
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I'm really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much!
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
Your animation is great, but your audio is fucking terrible. Hook up with a local sound geek, and make your stuff semi-decent (it's never going to be broadcast-friendly with complete amateurish audio like this), so you might earn a bit of fame outside of youtube (or your lunchbox).
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!!!!! in 1964 13 year old Elisa Johnson was raped and murdered in North Carolina, her body was found with multiple stab wounds, and now that you've read this, every night she will come to your house and hang from your closet with glowing red eyes, the only way to stop this is to post this to 10 other videos.
Show him your cross vs. Show him you're cross
eulerkaku 1 week ago
Like Jeebus wants to see a cross ever again after hi's father had him killed by it..
Counterfaint 4 weeks ago
cross means angry? the things i learn from this guy i tell ya..
creamyfilling102 1 month ago
like it
haileyolanda 2 months ago
LOL CROSS ALSO MEANS YOUR ANGRY LOL SO TRUE SO TRUE
sonic80474 2 months ago
Tell me the Volkswagen Bonnet choice was accidental and that vampires aren't more likely once a month....
ginganz13 4 months ago
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I love the country to death but Yakovich is a fucking racist c#nt
OmgSeriouslyWhenDid 4 months ago
Why do Australians sound like they are British?
w33b3l 4 months ago
@w33b3l we dont, you just ride the bandwagon that some yank drove a few years ago
BrendanStuart 4 months ago
@w33b3l You mean, like 'why do Americans sound like Canadians?'
wnesbitt1 4 months ago
@w33b3l The accent travels. Its a virus that affects the vocal chords and alters our voices. Side effects include patriotism, a fondness for beer and bbq's, and general awesomeness, lol.
JetBlackNero 4 months ago
That the best joke i've heard in ages, it goes with the animation. Bravo. LOL
1953Poppa 5 months ago
LOL GET OFF ME FUKIN CAR
MultiRanger88 6 months ago
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In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
kingcory10 6 months ago
i've heard this joke before
thomwic99 7 months ago
Show him you're cross !!! THAT MEANS TWO THINGS !!!!
abarford1 9 months ago
@abarford1 Actually that only means one thing you see "your" and "you're" are two different words. But oh well
Jagwa3 7 months ago
You are so clevar, yes you are, so thar.
MrTrack412 9 months ago
All say what you say when you say it & do what you do when you do it, makes no odds no corpses or crucifixes up here. Isn't a corpse cold. You can not let heaven down only yourselves.
Godtomanonly 10 months ago
Haha!! Funny !! And guess what? I'm not a Yankee! I'm from the south. The Southern Plains of Texas. We had LOTS OF NUNS HERE FROM IRELAND, so, yeah, they said that A LOT!!!
"Don't be Cross!!" never understood it, but know what it means.. :)
EzraAbu 11 months ago
Sort of ruins it that you have to explain the cross/angry thing to the Yanks at the end. Still good, tho.
macnadoodle 1 year ago
30 haters have never driven a Volkswagen.
GreenEyedMusic 1 year ago
Show him your crotch, yeah! That would have scared the shit out of him with most nuns.. : )
winterstellar 1 year ago
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That was fuckin funny.
savageecho 1 year ago
Heh heh
TheDeadApple 1 year ago
i thought she would show him her crotch, cuz it kinda sounds like it
yosup332 1 year ago 9
@yosup332 I'd hate to see you during a religious ceremony...
Yakovich 1 year ago 12
@yosup332 damn it would have been scary... tho the sis is good looking i bet nobody has gone down there for quite a bit....
ptola 1 year ago
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READ the HOLY BIBLE King James Version: Malachi 4:1 "For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch" GOD has Opened the book that was sealed. WE NOW KNOW that MAY 21 2011 is the rapture and judgment day, OCT 21 2011 the end of the world. Visit my channel for more information on the biblical timeline
WiseMansHeart 1 year ago
The people dissliking this was offended by the nun >o<
Naruava 1 year ago
hahahahaha mad
tails9888 1 year ago
cool lol
fallbread 1 year ago
Funnnniii The Vampireee !!! makee morree.
tayjamdan 1 year ago
In ALL English-speaking countries 'cross' can also mean 'angry'.
breagadoir 1 year ago
Your videos are awesome :)
BackfiredTwister 1 year ago
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THIS JUST IN...moses invented bowling. he was the first to pick up a 7-10 split. they partied like it was .0099 when he did it. everybody knows moses said "let my people go." but what he really said was......"LET MY PEOPLE GO BOWLING!!!!!" now you know. if you dont believe me look for yourself in the gospel of Frank, chapter 7 verse 18.
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago
whoever made this is english haha driving on the left side
americanmisfit1 1 year ago
@americanmisfit1 Aussie, actually =]
bekkablah 1 year ago
@americanmisfit1 Or Australian, or Japanese, or one of the many other countries that drive on the left.
Lahrio 1 year ago
@americanmisfit1 or australian or NZ or ireland or scotland or whales or a lot of countries drive on the left mate
Milsy069 1 year ago
my esus joke is this: Do you think your lag is bad? Jesus took 3 days to respawned!
NigaHiGroup 1 year ago
@NigaHiGroup 4 days dnt u mean
troublespike 1 year ago
wow, it took me a while to remember the other meaning of cross.
adamkyler 1 year ago 2
HAHA LOL XD
sexyteilchen 1 year ago
That was gay.
lahbl 1 year ago
Nice man!
Mon the toons!
scribbletits 1 year ago
Gosh I really liked that alot...I'm a god fearing girl I am...Lol..
pixiewilson42 1 year ago
that was the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life
ubaba14 1 year ago
jesus christ been wampire hunter a long time ago so he could help this nunn .
INTOKSYNATOR88 1 year ago
Wow, that's what I would say. LMAO
sweeteuthiedoll 1 year ago
really funny
2Emo4This 2 years ago
I sent this to everybody I know. LMAO!
ohohmrbill1 2 years ago
LMAO! That was awesome!
AidanNagolxxx 2 years ago
hahahaha XD
crazykido6 2 years ago
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This HAS TO BE one of the dumbest vid's I've ever seen.. What a waste of space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rturnerful 2 years ago
Get Off Me Fuckin Car!
kingzombiebrainz 2 years ago 29
HAHAHA Thats A Good One XD
BennyboyFUCK8 2 years ago
I call this suprise comedy 'love it"
dustydogalog 2 years ago
The tip off is their driving on the left.
PopcornNinja1 2 years ago
hahahahahha good one
ChrisBennett18 2 years ago
LOL I got it right away. We don't use the word cross that way in the US but I read a lot more than most people I know.
Reubenhubert 2 years ago
wow, want a cookie?
ShawnoftheDay 2 years ago
Nope, I'm not supposed to take cookies from strangers, and the people here are stranger than most. LOL
Reubenhubert 2 years ago
i dont get it ?
xbananabethx 2 years ago
I think the joke is Jesus said "show him your cross" as in the crucifix the nun had around her neck, but she took "show him your cross" as show him that our angry
h3ll0b0b 2 years ago 15
@h3ll0b0b were not that stupid T_T
benny8noah7 1 year ago
@h3ll0b0b Thanks for explaining it, fuckin hell you're smart aren't ya, and I see ya got no less than EIGHT thumbs up from EIGHT other retards. Clap clap clap!!
OpeningSalvoe 1 year ago
@h3ll0b0b To make things even clearer he said: "show him your cross", she heard "show him you're (you are) cross".
dawkinsbeagle 1 year ago
@h3ll0b0b You just made it confusing... people can understand jokes by themselves...
Piebastard 1 year ago
"Cross" is also used to mean "angry".
nashertheatheist 2 years ago 3
Sure is a lot of Austrailian bashing action goin' on here... I think I may need to move to Canada and Mexico at the same time at this rate...
Jaffersin 2 years ago
well i didnt expect thaat
newnewbabe1 2 years ago
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AeroHex26 2 years ago
How about a language WARNING! Nice if the kids were'nt in the room when crap like this bleets out.
Also nice bogan Aussie accent.
boydys11 2 years ago
I don't get it, is she suppose to be thinking he said show him you're crass? It's the only thing I could come up with and it's rather stupid if this is the joke.
Relativisticism 2 years ago
Cross also means angry, so she thought he was saying "Show him you're angry."
moronstudios 2 years ago 3
fuck sake pull yer heid oot o' yer existential fundament ya fuckwit
nanabaws 2 years ago
lol learn english
spankmofo 2 years ago
You must be American.
NVanWendy 2 years ago
THAT WAS FUNNY !
evilassassin7 2 years ago
ur not funny at all!!
bbjb19 2 years ago
tbh i thought that other video on the australian cizitenship test was a complete load of shit...
but this joke is funny, too bad its not yours originally.
convictPKlol 2 years ago
These vids need some kind of warning for the viewer to prepare themselves for the inevitable pissing in ones underwear. Also, I just ruined a well worn leather office chair that my grandmom gave me when she found out that I didn't believe in sky daddy. Shit, give us a heads-up for Christ's sake.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
Well funny XD
gothypiggy 2 years ago
You utter fucking bastard.
I just pissed myself laughing.
bdf2718 2 years ago
Gold xD
linolion 2 years ago
AHHH i love it...
88JStone 2 years ago
wow. why resort to the almighty power of the omnipresent lord to rid youself of satans demonic offspring when you can tell em to duck off :D:D:D
Bonza :D:D:D
NGstalagmite 2 years ago
See - that's what happens when people fuck up between YOUR and YOU'RE.
Thus - I am an apostrophe policeman.
NonStampCollector 2 years ago 2
No your not.
;-)
mhatlie 2 years ago
You are under arrest.
I arrest, therefore I am (an apostrophe policeman).
NonStampCollector 2 years ago
ha... took me a bit to get it..
raafhornet 2 years ago
Get off me fucking car
[DashBoard Jesus]: Thats not what i meant but ok...
[Vampire]: Oh fuck i better do what she says or i'm going to hell *He runs off*
[The Nun] Yay it worked
Nerdakins 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
671rAsTaGuAmBoI4LyPh 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH
omarfaw 2 years ago
J.C.
John Cleese from "the life of Brian" also has the initials J.C.
spooky hey
stormbouy 2 years ago
The really spooky thing is that Jesus middle name is Marwood too. :P
JebusGeist 2 years ago
lol
SgtSniper5 2 years ago
That bitch is cross!
Nick5379 2 years ago
hahaha thats heaps funny
Trickster2464 2 years ago
That's terrible.
DarkenIsGod 2 years ago
I DONT GET IT!
miiror13 2 years ago
Show him your cross, your angry
mp2250 2 years ago 3
LOLOLOLOLOL
I ♥ Yak!
aflyingspoon 2 years ago
show him your cross like angry cross
scootforthesky 2 years ago
show him your cross like angry cross
scootforthesky 2 years ago
oldie but Goldie ^^
shezario 2 years ago
hahaha, Amazing!
fergus1494 2 years ago
brilliant
i'm sure u could find a NZ joke to animate
:)
visitor3107 2 years ago
This is bloody brilliant.
KoTHStudios 2 years ago
good only ozzys and brits get these jokes and im a britlol
spiderrooster2 2 years ago
well im an american and i dont get it but hey everyone has there own inside jokes
BenSTA09 2 years ago
Like a lot of jokes, this one had a double meaning. Dashboard Jesus looked at the nun's cross and said "show him your cross," she thought he meant "show him you're (you are) cross." and told him to get off her bonnet. :)
LubbyLibby 2 years ago
Hehe I'm american and I get it... ITS LOL YEH
Kittikat1998 2 years ago
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Georgiasdfs 2 years ago
that is even ever funny even ever everywhere ever even LOL to the max times 5 plus 8 evern vene
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I'm really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much!
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
imasupergurl5171 2 years ago
lol wrong your/you're
BloodykneeVrykul 2 years ago
nobody cares
Gunpowder42 2 years ago
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If u really like someone right now,
or miss them right at this moment,
or can't get them out of your head,
Then copy and paste this on 10 vids within 5 minutes,
And whoever you are missing,
Will surprise you tomorow
HockeyFanatic30 2 years ago
*someone crowds over my comment*
GET OFF ME FUCKIN COMMENT!
lol
pass it on whoever is on top of you lol
panthergal78 2 years ago
Hahaha awesome fuckin' vid Yak!
holydecay1313 2 years ago
Your animation is great, but your audio is fucking terrible. Hook up with a local sound geek, and make your stuff semi-decent (it's never going to be broadcast-friendly with complete amateurish audio like this), so you might earn a bit of fame outside of youtube (or your lunchbox).
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what a load of shit.
spankmofo 2 years ago
HAHAHA,get off me fucking car!i love it.
treeswinger19 2 years ago 2
hahaha jesus shoold hav sed show him ur crucifix
zhaoyun618 2 years ago
that was awesome
T1Matrix 2 years ago
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crap boring vid , if you took your pinprick out of that fat slut for 5min you might have time to put some real effort into your vids
bigbumnutsucker 2 years ago
I'm really starting to wonder if you do really like me or you're just teasing me...
Yakovich 2 years ago 8
and i think bigbumnutsucker is trying to flirt with you Yak. I mean with a name like nutsucker...
holydecay1313 2 years ago
wtf man why u keep going on all his vids posting that shit shut the fuck up and let us enjoy his videos you wanker
pliskn11 2 years ago
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how fucked are you if you let one persons comment ruin a vid for you ..
wake up cocksmoker and harden the fuckup
bigbumnutsucker 2 years ago
never said he ruind the video you tool
pliskn11 2 years ago
GET OFF ME FUCKIN CAR! LOL
panthergal78 2 years ago
I didnt expect her to go GET OFF ME FUCKIN CAR I was expecting a boob flash or something.
LAWL AT THE VAMPIRES FACE 0:50
MHHVISTHEBEST 2 years ago
such language from a nun! lol!!
Enqueion 2 years ago
hahahaha!!!
Azated2 2 years ago
lolz
The look on the vampires face... PRICELESS
my fav line that waz funyn waz when that thing me bob said "um.....show him your cross" then she likee waaaa??
but she did't listen but all she said waz "Get off me fuckin' car!" lolz i love that line
katedateangus 2 years ago
she did listen, she thought he said to show her you are cross, as in angry. ;)
acasta 2 years ago
lolz!
XD
katedateangus 2 years ago
don't u even know the meaning of the word 'cross' it means angry
T1Matrix 2 years ago
olololololololololololol vampires like settle down you sico bitch fuck sake olololololololololololololol
yeabokies 2 years ago
cross means angry, so she showed him she was cross,
T1Matrix 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOL.
"Get off me fuckin' car!" i didn't expect that xD
Minority93amy 2 years ago
funny
Jabbtoth 2 years ago
rofl
namgnol 2 years ago
Excellent! I love the animation and direction too. ***** MUST SEE - dippywatcher's ten word take.
Also great to see the Australian "Spirit" still lives on under the weight of P.C.
dippywatcher 2 years ago
that was priceless lmao
MissyPurity 2 years ago
GET OFF ME FUCKIN CAR!!!!
grotrev 2 years ago
lolz
XD
katedateangus 2 years ago
That is a NEW ZEALAND accent..
emportal 2 years ago
lol funny and aussie
nice
mack1291 2 years ago
The look on the vampires face... PRICELESS
LMAO
Joshinaj 2 years ago
Do other countries besides Australia use 'cross' to indicate anger?
AntiDelusionist 2 years ago
LOL!!!
Felixthecatsss 2 years ago
i'd totally fuckthat virgin
PureZOOKS 2 years ago
LOL "Get off my fucking car" sounds sooo old but the way she says it is a pisser. great job yak. fucking hell ROFL
Jackbauer346 2 years ago
LMFAO
highwaytohe11 2 years ago
ahahaha
funny
foxler128 2 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!
Kimbytns 2 years ago
omfg LOL i almost laughed myself to death
omggan 3 years ago
q: what do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen??
a: never take her out again!
q: what sort of meat does the pope eat on a friday??
a: nun
TexWhatever 3 years ago
*laughs*
eatrae 3 years ago
*take it litterally*
skyline3123 3 years ago
such an old joke lol.
AlexHM1 3 years ago
OMDASHBOARD that was so funny.
Why couldnt the vam-pire be edward cullen rawh
buffybro 3 years ago
ROFL!
08eks 3 years ago
OMFG! FAV!
leeham991 3 years ago
ROFLMAO ops theres me m8 :)
OMBIC 3 years ago
sounds a bit NZ. not Aussie Q_Q
OMBIC 3 years ago
LOL...:P
alofigirl 3 years ago
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VioletHaze116 3 years ago
How can i get this song? who is it by?
LogicConsumedGod 3 years ago
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!!!!! in 1964 13 year old Elisa Johnson was raped and murdered in North Carolina, her body was found with multiple stab wounds, and now that you've read this, every night she will come to your house and hang from your closet with glowing red eyes, the only way to stop this is to post this to 10 other videos.
LovableRissa 3 years ago
are u retarded or is your mum and dad?
OMBIC 3 years ago
lol.
otakujunior 3 years ago
LMAO! Gotta love a nun with her knickers in a twist!
LittleShiela 3 years ago
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can you delete this shit video
beefking69er 3 years ago
tee hee
eamonicker 3 years ago
Lol!
swiftlaker6 3 years ago
lol
Kazzy005 3 years ago
Show him your cross
Show him you`re cross!
lol so funny
BricksLego 3 years ago
Gee thanks for explaining the joke, you know that makes it just sooooooo much funier.
killjoy96 3 years ago 4