A joke: Good friends, an atheist - Fred - and a muslim - Abdul - were fishing in a lake. They searched for a perfect spot. After a while rowing around Fred proposed that this is a good place and asked Abdul: "shall we throw our anchor here?"
I had no religious childhood. My parents didn't care that at all. Thanks for them. Because of them i know study stars and i wonder how wonderful this one earth could be without religions.
I was born in a country that is principally christian, but i was never told or forced to be a christian. In my teenage years i was never really interested in religion and now i am. Critical ways. I'm agnostic. I believe in science, not religious buuhaa.
Here an even ugly pope-joke: What is the name of the pope´s balls? Thats easy: Urbi and Orbi. And ´cause of the undescribable beauty of this words, now a little ingenious none-intelligence-story:
Once upon a time, Urbi and Orbi went alone to the beach. There they saw a comunist,a muslim and a fisherman fighting over a rabbit. Urbi and Orbi rushed to them and asked friendly: Don´t you know,that this rabbit is the president of the Eastern-Company?
Muhammed was walking in a desert road. He met a young girl, who asked if muhammed will escort her to her home. Muhammed raped and killed the girl. Later he had a vision. He will make his dream come true by telling people what to do with young girls and in desert life.
@Jyrki1964 Islam is a blessing of God. Islam forbids all evil and wrongdoing. In the Day of Resurrection, all of our words, deeds, actions will be in a Clear Record and will be presented to God. God will show us the truth of what we did. God knows our hearts and who will protect us from God if we did wrong? I seek forgiveness with God.
@AMoosin you say islam forbids evil ok does islam forbids beating your wife,does islam forbids barbaric punishment of cutting of hands ,stoning adulteress or those who were thought to be adulteress ,does islam forbids killing people who leave their religion .does islam forbids killing people kuffār's or mushriks!
@Jyrki1964 Mother fucker, your an uneducated hillbilly! Trying saying that to a muslim to their face, and there wont be a single piece of you left to find, rather than hiding behind your computer like a pussy you are! Your a bloody joke!
@Jyrki1964 LOL your theories? what are you a scholar? If you bad mouth my religious beliefs, sweetheart i'll fuck you over :D its that simple. so put forward consideration before you speak!
@allahswaggerrVEVO I know a better joke. Your mom's pussy hangs loosely since i gang fisted her and peed on her face after ;) Now the slut has no idea who fucks her cause her hairly pussy is wide opennnn LOLZZ. And this wasnt even a joke, i was serious :|
@allahswaggerrVEVO i'll extreme fist your mom until she cries like a bitch! her pussy smells like rotten fish! i'll fucken cut her head off right infront of you!! think before you talk shit about a muslim, i'll fuck you over mother fucker!
The "normal" Muslims had better help SQUASH to IslamoFascist-Terrorists because the rest of the population on the Earth are NOT impressed with the radicals. Remember that Japanese-Americans were not "interned" at the early part of World War II for nothin'.
i left islam my muslim brothers islam is false like all other religions ,i am now atheist happy and free , (atheism akbar) peace and now i relly mean it, thank you
SEE WHO TERRORISES AMERICA; go to youtube & in the search box write " israeli terror against america" & select the video entitled Dr. D. Duke with 196775 views;
the 'twin towers' surprisingly collapsed so neatly like quick sand & according to american scientists this cannot happen without using CONTROL DEMOLITION methods;obviously dynamite was fitted with help of secret agencies here. one block ahead of twin towers was 47 storey building WTC7 which collapsed very neatly the same way but after 7 hours [seven hours] when NO plane had hit it; government left no stone unturned to hide this event; resultantly government report does not mention WTC7
if under freedom of expression one can abuse Islam then why in many european countries it is a crime to deny the holocaust being a criminal offence in belgium,france,germany, austria, switzerland etc; punishable by fines & a jail sentence; the question is can an individual ridicule & insult the sacred elements of an entire civilisation;
SEE WHO TERRORISES AMERICA; go to youtube & in the search box write " israeli terror against america" & select the video entitled Dr. D. Duke with 196775 views;
YOUR FOREMOST DUTY IS TO KNOW THE TRUTH & SPREAD IT TO SAVE HUMANITY: SEE THE SOURCE OF ALL INTERNATIONAL WOES: SEE ZIONISTS A TERRIBLE BROOD OF VIPERS,DRAGONS & VULTURES IN THE GARB OF MAN WHO ARE BOTH RUTHLESS & MORALLY INSANE; GO TO YOUTUBE, ENTER " SEE SECRET RULERS OF THE WORLD" (29/29);
Grace Helsel who received 'lifetime achievement award' from pensylvannia university,wrote speeches of many presidents in the White House for 3 years ; on realisation that orthodox US rulers have fallen into a trap to the machinations [Dispensationalism] of the fundamentalist jews & are taking decisions that threaten world peace travelled to Palestine twice;on seeing persecution of Palestinans she was so disturbed that on return she wrote the famous book" FORCING GODS HANDS"
a gigantic aircraft 757 is said to have crashed into Pentagon building but unlike twin towers' it did ot receive even 5 percent of that damage--how come?
on 6sept, 7sept, & 8sept heavy quantity of shares of two american air companies whose aircrafts were used in the 9/11 catastrophe were brought on sale in the exchange market at fixed price; this clearly shows that it was a conspiracy plan hatched by the powerful & influential elite of american society
pieces of human flesh for DNA tests.nothing remains of the metallic bodies of the aircrafts or black boxes for investigation purposes & the reply was they evaporated due to extreme temperatures but surprisingly administration has on record
the 'twin towers' surprisingly collapsed so neatly like quick sand & according to american scientists this cannot happen without using CONTROL DEMOLITION methods;obviously dynamite was fitted with help of secret agencies here. one block ahead of twin towers was 47 storey building WTC7 which collapsed very neatly the same way but after 7 hours [seven hours] when NO plane had hit it; government left no stone unturned to hide this event; resultantly government report does not mention WTC7
I am Christian i love making Porn Videos against my Mom,, she love to kiss my ass while eating my deck,my older brother watching us while touching his deck up and down 10x until he success,.. dont insulting us you CHRISTIAN ARE MORE DIRTY THAN US ,,FUCK YOU
D' CNN media said Islam is the fast growing religion and there are thousands of Priests,Nuns and Scienitist were converting,,!!!
even your holy bible can proof that Jesus is not the GOd
@MOXXZ1990s Why are you so offended by something this small? I'm not gonna start an argument over christianity or islam here. I just do not get how people get so angry over such small jokes. They march! For a joke. They burn flags! For a joke. They want to have them beheaded! For a joke. If you don't like the joke, or find it offensive... There are different ways of telling us. Different ways than saying christians make porn movies. Won't the world be a better place then?
Wait, two men of Arab decent go into a bathroom on a train and the people there were worried and called the police and they are racist? Explain. Have any Arab men and/or Muslims ever done anything that conspicous before? I wonder...oh thats right, the only people committing similar acts of terror ARE Muslim men. The only reason Arab men have that image is b/c of other Muslim men. Its called logical inference. Careful where you throw the claim of 'racism' at.
@samy7336 yeah im tired of racism towards my religion too but this is just stupid. its not funny AT ALL so you're ok, they're just desperate to get laughs out of nothing :)
Come on why just why what did muslims do to u please im sick of this racism just please leave us muslims in peace we dont be racist to other religions just open you heart
Since the Koran doesn't permit other religions to exist as equals and requires Moslems to kill until all are subjugated, I have no use for Islam. When hearing about the burning of the Koran, I thought that foolish until I heard someone say, instead of burning it, read it, chapter 9 to start. Sure enough. the statement that Islam is a faith of peace is bullshit.
The only difference between Muslims and Christians is that the Christians already did all of their murdering. Give Islam a few centuries and it'll be peaceful.
אתה מפחד המוסלמים בגלל שאתה הפחדנים שאתה שקרנים, אל תנסה לעוות את התמונה של המוסלמים הווידאו הזה, המציאות היתה שונה, אתה צודק, והוא יהיה המוסלמים ביום אחד, ולהרוג אותך האכזריים ביותר הטופס, אתה מפחד "בן לאדן" להיות חזקים הנכון ( אם ירצה האל, אתה תמות), אני נשבע היהודי החזק ביותר הוא פחד של ילד מוסלמי, "אתה ג 'בע"
@d7mon1 מה לעזאזל לא בסדר איתך? ברצינות למה אתה כל כך אלים? מעולם לא הייתי גזענית או anthing כזה, אבל לראות את התגובות של כולכם אנשים פשוט גורם לי לתהות ... הם האמריקאים באמת אלימים יותר או סדיסטית? אני מתכוון, כל אחד הוא שונה אתה לא יכול לשפוט אדם על ידי שלהם מדינה או דת, אלא לראות את כל התגובות שיש לי, אתה נראה אנשים אלימים מאוד נעלב בקלות. מדוע שלום זה לא "יש בעולם? בגלל אנשים כמוך.מדינה
@d7mon1 לדעת אבל למה אתה לא יכול לדעת שלום? אני לא מאמין כל האיסלאם והמוסלמים הם טרוריסטים. ואני יודע האמריקאים לפלוש למדינות שלך להרוג הם פשוט לא בסדר, אם לא יותר. אז למה אתה לא יכול לדעת, שלום? השלום הוא הדבר הטוב ביותר שאני מכיר. זה עושה אותי מאושר ושמח זה גורם לי לאהוב למה אתה לא יכול לעשות את אותו הדבר? אני מכבד את זה שאתה נאמן לדת שלך. אבל אתה יכול לראות מדוע אנשים לא אוהבים ולא שונאים? זה מה שאתה גדל עם, אבל האם אתה באמת מאמין שזה נכון? מאוסטרליה דרך אגב.
omg guys stfu! I can say too that priest are childfucker. And the joke is: IT ISNT A JOKE! There were lots of children been raped in germany and france. So can i say THE WHOLE RELIGION IS FUCK'D UP? Of corse not.. BUT THATS WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!! Or Tell us we are doing Jihad.. I see your comments: WE WILL KILL YOU EACH. So who is the bad guy? we or you? Islam = Peace. Its something, what you never will learn!
seek refuge from the accursed satan because satanic children always mocking the believers and occupaying their wealth and land .GOD ONLY ONE -ALLAH ALMIGHTY
But For those Insulters of islam i know howu feel but there is no need to Critisize that bad by using the vulgarities and all that.... just give an advice to them.....:P
Not funny.
mirasprofile 2 months ago
Islam is a blessing of God.
AMoosin 2 months ago
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U R crazy
MrMNO7576 2 months ago
Goid is true, because there was a man, who said that Goid is the Truth. What a circular argument.
Millions of dumb people actually believe that...
Jyrki1964 3 months ago
You change your mind.... eventually.
Book up to Virgin Galactic fly to the space.
Virgin Galactic had build up a spaceport in New Mexico and have another in Kiiruna, Sweden
Go to "spaceport america" or "spaceport sweden"
Jyrki1964 4 months ago
A joke: Good friends, an atheist - Fred - and a muslim - Abdul - were fishing in a lake. They searched for a perfect spot. After a while rowing around Fred proposed that this is a good place and asked Abdul: "shall we throw our anchor here?"
Abdul answered: "Why, don't we need it anymore?".
Jyrki1964 4 months ago
Islam is not Joke, The Joke is your mind.
IslamG00d 4 months ago
@IslamG00d
All religions are unnecessary. Relics of the past. There is no need of them any more.
Jyrki1964 4 months ago
@Jyrki1964
you are a Christian before.?
IslamG00d 4 months ago
@IslamG00d
I had no religious childhood. My parents didn't care that at all. Thanks for them. Because of them i know study stars and i wonder how wonderful this one earth could be without religions.
Jyrki1964 4 months ago
@Jyrki1964
hahaha
..
So, who created you.?
IslamG00d 4 months ago
@IslamG00d
The question is: "how did we came here".
Not by whom but how.
Jyrki1964 4 months ago
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@Jyrki1964
You don't know how you come here ...!!!
IslamG00d 4 months ago
@IslamG00d
I was born in a country that is principally christian, but i was never told or forced to be a christian. In my teenage years i was never really interested in religion and now i am. Critical ways. I'm agnostic. I believe in science, not religious buuhaa.
Jyrki1964 4 months ago
@IslamG00d
What joke?
What god say their disciples have to bomb a building that their God don't like?
If there is any i'd say it is to be destroyed.
Jyrki1964 3 months ago
@Jyrki1964
Are you okay ??
Are you sure that the God of Muslims is ordered bombing of the building.??
Are you sure that Muslims are the building blew up.???
IslamG00d 3 months ago
Here an even ugly pope-joke: What is the name of the pope´s balls? Thats easy: Urbi and Orbi. And ´cause of the undescribable beauty of this words, now a little ingenious none-intelligence-story:
Once upon a time, Urbi and Orbi went alone to the beach. There they saw a comunist,a muslim and a fisherman fighting over a rabbit. Urbi and Orbi rushed to them and asked friendly: Don´t you know,that this rabbit is the president of the Eastern-Company?
pilgersalben 5 months ago
lol
meeraelmarmoora 6 months ago
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coltsuperocean10 6 months ago 2
@coltsuperocean10 How true, how very true are your words. I could not have said it better myself
blitzkreig052777 6 months ago
Hey
i know a good joke
"islam is a religion of peace!"
LMFAO! xD
get it?
that's the joke!...
allahswaggerrVEVO 6 months ago 14
@allahswaggerrVEVO
Mine is better.
Muhammed was walking in a desert road. He met a young girl, who asked if muhammed will escort her to her home. Muhammed raped and killed the girl. Later he had a vision. He will make his dream come true by telling people what to do with young girls and in desert life.
Jyrki1964 5 months ago
@Jyrki1964 Islam is a blessing of God. Islam forbids all evil and wrongdoing. In the Day of Resurrection, all of our words, deeds, actions will be in a Clear Record and will be presented to God. God will show us the truth of what we did. God knows our hearts and who will protect us from God if we did wrong? I seek forgiveness with God.
AMoosin 5 months ago
@AMoosin you say islam forbids evil ok does islam forbids beating your wife,does islam forbids barbaric punishment of cutting of hands ,stoning adulteress or those who were thought to be adulteress ,does islam forbids killing people who leave their religion .does islam forbids killing people kuffār's or mushriks!
zilexxx 4 months ago
@zilexxx Ask God that, and you may get a response
AMoosin 4 months ago
@AMoosin
Why would we need a God to tell us what is wrong. I don't. I know that without any gods. Why can't you?
Jyrki1964 4 months ago
@Jyrki1964 God is Truth
AMoosin 4 months ago
@AMoosin
So you want to choose an easy way. The way you don't have to think yourself. That's easy, but also slavery.
I rather choose another way. I don't want to be a slave of any religion.
Oh and by the way the truth is there no matter of religions. Actually religions prohibit people to see the truth.
Jyrki1964 4 months ago
@Jyrki1964 What is the truth to you? God is the Truth to me.
AMoosin 4 months ago
@AMoosin
Why?
I'll answer your question when you first answer mine. Why?
Jyrki1964 3 months ago
@Jyrki1964 God is the Truth. How can I disbelieve in God?
AMoosin 3 months ago
@AMoosin
Because you are brainwashed. I give you something. Go to SETI sites and maybe you find some reason to your life.
SETI = Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
Jyrki1964 3 months ago
@Jyrki1964 Mother fucker, your an uneducated hillbilly! Trying saying that to a muslim to their face, and there wont be a single piece of you left to find, rather than hiding behind your computer like a pussy you are! Your a bloody joke!
lioness0011 4 months ago
@lioness0011
You prove my theories remembering that somebody said a joke, that "Islam is a religion of peace". That was a joke.
Get it?
Jyrki1964 4 months ago
@Jyrki1964 LOL your theories? what are you a scholar? If you bad mouth my religious beliefs, sweetheart i'll fuck you over :D its that simple. so put forward consideration before you speak!
lioness0011 4 months ago
@allahswaggerrVEVO I know a better joke. Your mom's pussy hangs loosely since i gang fisted her and peed on her face after ;) Now the slut has no idea who fucks her cause her hairly pussy is wide opennnn LOLZZ. And this wasnt even a joke, i was serious :|
lioness0011 4 months ago
@lioness0011 DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH FUCKING MUSLIM LOVING CUNT!!!!!!!
YOU CAN HATE ON ME!
BUT I WON'T LET YOU HATE ON MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!
allahswaggerrVEVO 4 months ago
@allahswaggerrVEVO i'll extreme fist your mom until she cries like a bitch! her pussy smells like rotten fish! i'll fucken cut her head off right infront of you!! think before you talk shit about a muslim, i'll fuck you over mother fucker!
lioness0011 4 months ago
@allahswaggerrVEVO go educate yourself instead of fucking your mom all day!
lioness0011 4 months ago
@lioness0011 UHM... didn't i block you?!!!
allahswaggerrVEVO 4 months ago
@allahswaggerrVEVO UHMMM...MAYBE ITS WRITTEN THAT, ITS ABOUT TIME YOU FIND THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR MOM!
lioness0011 4 months ago
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allahswaggerrVEVO 6 months ago
Islam is a satanic cult of death !!!
Israbit 6 months ago
@muhamadick you gay shit head u ugly twat
donman974 6 months ago
The "normal" Muslims had better help SQUASH to IslamoFascist-Terrorists because the rest of the population on the Earth are NOT impressed with the radicals. Remember that Japanese-Americans were not "interned" at the early part of World War II for nothin'.
WissenMann 6 months ago
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ha ha ha
karthikbans 6 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am a Muslim, but I think this is funny
anwar14100 6 months ago
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i left islam my muslim brothers islam is false like all other religions ,i am now atheist happy and free , (atheism akbar) peace and now i relly mean it, thank you
allahussainpak786q 6 months ago
@HazProductionsz muslims don't need to be racists ,the ones that are pissed off just KILL the people they don't like ,all up front and such .
pearsc5d 6 months ago
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SEE WHO TERRORISES AMERICA; go to youtube & in the search box write " israeli terror against america" & select the video entitled Dr. D. Duke with 196775 views;
ismat45 7 months ago
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Dr.Sabrosky (Jew),Director of US Army War College,says," I am 100 percent sure that 9/11 was Mossad operation":
Youtube,enter, "Military Now KNOW Israel did 9/11"
ismat45 7 months ago
the 'twin towers' surprisingly collapsed so neatly like quick sand & according to american scientists this cannot happen without using CONTROL DEMOLITION methods;obviously dynamite was fitted with help of secret agencies here. one block ahead of twin towers was 47 storey building WTC7 which collapsed very neatly the same way but after 7 hours [seven hours] when NO plane had hit it; government left no stone unturned to hide this event; resultantly government report does not mention WTC7
ismat45 7 months ago
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if under freedom of expression one can abuse Islam then why in many european countries it is a crime to deny the holocaust being a criminal offence in belgium,france,germany, austria, switzerland etc; punishable by fines & a jail sentence; the question is can an individual ridicule & insult the sacred elements of an entire civilisation;
ismat45 7 months ago
Only One God!? PUI!~ It's time to teach you some lesson.
God is found in the collections of Many...rather than in the One.
Elohim-The Hebrew word for God in the Old Testament. The word is plural.
The Almighty God in Genesis was described not as One...but as Many.
God is plural, because the minds of man are plural.
yaozheng95 8 months ago
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SEE WHO TERRORISES AMERICA; go to youtube & in the search box write " israeli terror against america" & select the video entitled Dr. D. Duke with 196775 views;
ismat45 8 months ago
YOUR FOREMOST DUTY IS TO KNOW THE TRUTH & SPREAD IT TO SAVE HUMANITY: SEE THE SOURCE OF ALL INTERNATIONAL WOES: SEE ZIONISTS A TERRIBLE BROOD OF VIPERS,DRAGONS & VULTURES IN THE GARB OF MAN WHO ARE BOTH RUTHLESS & MORALLY INSANE; GO TO YOUTUBE, ENTER " SEE SECRET RULERS OF THE WORLD" (29/29);
ismat45 8 months ago
@ismat45
fuck allah and his daughters
lat manat and uzza have pointed bosoms and bi vaginas. haha
you fucking pig
muhamadick 7 months ago
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Grace Helsel who received 'lifetime achievement award' from pensylvannia university,wrote speeches of many presidents in the White House for 3 years ; on realisation that orthodox US rulers have fallen into a trap to the machinations [Dispensationalism] of the fundamentalist jews & are taking decisions that threaten world peace travelled to Palestine twice;on seeing persecution of Palestinans she was so disturbed that on return she wrote the famous book" FORCING GODS HANDS"
ismat45 8 months ago
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Dr.Sabrosky (Jew),Director of US Army War College,says," I am 100 percent sure that 9/11 was Mossad operation":
Youtube,enter, "Military Now KNOW Israel did 9/11"
ismat45 8 months ago
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as for the involvement in the drama of 9/11 except one dubious cassette which experts dub as doubtful, there is no other proof of Bin Ladens
ismat45 8 months ago
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a gigantic aircraft 757 is said to have crashed into Pentagon building but unlike twin towers' it did ot receive even 5 percent of that damage--how come?
ismat45 8 months ago
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on 6sept, 7sept, & 8sept heavy quantity of shares of two american air companies whose aircrafts were used in the 9/11 catastrophe were brought on sale in the exchange market at fixed price; this clearly shows that it was a conspiracy plan hatched by the powerful & influential elite of american society
ismat45 8 months ago
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pieces of human flesh for DNA tests.nothing remains of the metallic bodies of the aircrafts or black boxes for investigation purposes & the reply was they evaporated due to extreme temperatures but surprisingly administration has on record
ismat45 8 months ago
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the 'twin towers' surprisingly collapsed so neatly like quick sand & according to american scientists this cannot happen without using CONTROL DEMOLITION methods;obviously dynamite was fitted with help of secret agencies here. one block ahead of twin towers was 47 storey building WTC7 which collapsed very neatly the same way but after 7 hours [seven hours] when NO plane had hit it; government left no stone unturned to hide this event; resultantly government report does not mention WTC7
ismat45 8 months ago
WTF ? dickheads !!!
kingofpros1 8 months ago
lol, idont get whats this supposed too be? a mummy or suen? ya dickheds!
KStah786 8 months ago
STFU PIG
VladKarakay 8 months ago
KEEP PRESSING 4 EVER!
Sodierof4tuneBabi 8 months ago
@GAREMPOTS Well said.
petermines 8 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BASEM434 8 months ago
ban islam on yt
pawelwafelz 9 months ago
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You People have No Life in this world And surely WILL HAVE NO GOOD LIFEHEREAFTER .
These things donot offend Allah . He Who Is the Most Gracious . Most Merciful !
Do whatever you people wanna do But believe me You will All regret Standing in Front Of that SUPREME BEING.. Askin For His MERCY !
Proud To be A MUSLIM ! Alhamdullilah :)
ProudMusalmaan 9 months ago
what a crap
Truejustice100 9 months ago
YOU WILL BE SMASHED DOWN BY ALLAH AND YOULL SEE DONT SAY THAT NOO YES IT WILL THANK GOD MAY ALLAH BLESS ALL NON MUSLIMS
mded1 9 months ago
@mded1
We won't be smashed down by anybody, YOU IMBECILE, and I fart on being "blessed" by your "god".
Shove your silly "god" up your own ass, will you?
Dhuennufer 9 months ago
@mded1 wait first you're saying Allah should smash him, then you're saying Allah should bless all non-muslims? MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
Griesmayer 9 months ago
muslim=hatred. muslims=joke. muslim+muslim=fart
mexcad 9 months ago
@mexcad mexcad + mexcad = bullshit
saadhussaini2 9 months ago
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Iam Muslim Thx Allah (( Only One God ))= Allah
KiLaNeLo 9 months ago 4
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@KiLaNeLo
Fuck off you dumb cunt. Allah doesn't exist.
MrChocolatenob 8 months ago
@KiLaNeLo
LOL, only one god? I have 42 gods! They will pwn your fucking Allah.
mabank 8 months ago
@mabank u r sooo greedy,, i only have 12 gods,, they all bugger allah
ratzP 7 months ago
@mabank we wil pwn your fucking 42 gods
GoGo152466 7 months ago
@GoGo152466
No, you just suck balls!
mabank 7 months ago
@KiLaNeLo
allah is a pig
muhamadick 7 months ago
@muhamadick ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING DICK GO HUMP URSELF BITCH FUCK UR MOM ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH fuck u
tongogta 7 months ago
@KiLaNeLo that was mohammed not allah stupid
quarrel02 7 months ago
@MsMohamednouri..is it true muslimas dont use tampons bcoz the men get jelous ??
ratzP 10 months ago
I am muslim and proud
MsMohamednouri 11 months ago
and that was suppose to be funny>>?????''
waste of life
MISSANONAMOUS1 11 months ago
Many people don't know this but cocks can get sweaty too.
TerryNixon69 11 months ago
Dude, it's kill. Not cill
Come on
MacDonachie 11 months ago
Gro the F*** up and stop being a little 5 year old ass.
MrTechnocars 11 months ago
just to fit in with all the other comments...
FUCK
mkdaisgory 11 months ago
Cill all Sand monkeys
fligemon 11 months ago
TO THE PEOPLE WHO MAKING JOKE ABOUT ISLAM
before talking about ISLAM, first u should wash yr dirty ass
3eni3alek 1 year ago
HAWHAWHAWHAW... The religion of peace.
oldmanklc 1 year ago
this is really really stupid
moeshizzz1 1 year ago
epic funny
etphonehome2915 1 year ago
I am black and you know what??? I hate sandniggers hahahah
000NubianPrincess000 1 year ago
that's true....lol
nickdemondares 1 year ago
YOU CAN DISCOVER WHAT YOUR ENEMY FEARS MOST BY OBSERVING THE MEANS HE USES TO FRIGHTEN YOU----ERIC HOFFER
hahahahhaahhaahhahahhhahahahhahhahah
How MUCH you people scared of Muslims, we can observe!!
needUrbless 1 year ago
LOL... BOOM!
Nilsy1975 1 year ago
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Islam = Peace
Islam = Tolerance
Islam = Love
Islam = Happiness
islam = Proofs of Modern Science
Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world ( Source CNN World News )
Mohammed is now the most popular name for boys in Britain. ( Source fox news )
azx100ful 1 year ago
muhammed >> in my heart iproud to be muslem:)
mazag4syria 1 year ago
@mazag4syria
mohamed in my asshole
the scum of humanity
the bastard child rapist, looter, killer, enslaves and pedophile.
fuck you for being a cohort of this scum filthy pig
fuck you for being a member of this satanic cult
muhamadick 1 year ago
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findnghappiness 1 year ago
@findnghappiness You sawy its the right bath, but how does it compare to a bubble bath?
krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkx 1 year ago
@krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkx Both make you cleaner :)
findnghappiness 1 year ago
@findnghappiness nope.
chanjcw1 1 year ago
@findnghappiness Gaming is the right path or bath.
Gamers are the winners
Duke Nukem is the best creation
Gaming is believe in the Oneness of Almighty Duke Nukem - the God of First Person Shooters
Didac1111 1 year ago
I love Islam
HayaSaudi13 1 year ago
A Muslim mind is a terrible thing to waste.
jhall38 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
paullesoudeur 1 year ago
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@findnghappiness you are right it's actually a joke gone horribly wrong. brought to you by mohammad the pedophile prophet .
tonyblackops 1 year ago
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thats really hard racism and very hate speech
this video shame on all Danishes
2009 :nearly 7 million Muslims in the U.S.
2008: 2,422,000 in uk
Mohammed is now the most popular name for boys in Britain.
azx100ful 1 year ago
Islam is not a joke
findnghappiness 1 year ago
@findnghappiness you are right it's actually a joke gone horribly wrong. brought to you by mohammad the pedophile prophet .
tonyblackops 1 year ago
@tonyblackops If u don’t know about Mohammad open ur mind and learn about him.
findnghappiness 1 year ago
@findnghappiness
mohamed should be cast into oblivion. this vulgar scum barbaric pig the cancer of mankind. fuck him to hell and burn him forever
muhamadick 1 year ago
@findnghappiness
islam is a disease
muslims are the victims of islam
mohamed was the carrier of this disease
and allah is the virus
fuck e=them all. we dont need these filthy evil cult of sex in heaven
muhamadick 1 year ago
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islam is an evil,gangrene in this world truth is that practice of ISLAM should be banned. See the barbarism (beheading) of islam at Truthtube.tv
krishan54870 1 year ago
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the false prophet (Mohammed) of violent submission under the sword of islam was
a murderer of innocent men
a thief of their property
a rapist of their wives and children
a slavetrader of their wives and children
a sexual pervert who raped & molested a nine year old girl when he was fiftysix
he was not fit to be called a dog
he was not a prophet of god
madammad was an agent of evil
misstalker87 1 year ago
hahaha fuck all of yall niggas
andrs519 1 year ago 9
Q. What's the difference between ET and Muslims?
A. ET got the point and went home.
MrAlbertoMusica 1 year ago 7
The volume was on full. I jumped
Funny though, I'm Muslim by the way
Batistta56 1 year ago
I am Christian i love making Porn Videos against my Mom,, she love to kiss my ass while eating my deck,my older brother watching us while touching his deck up and down 10x until he success,.. dont insulting us you CHRISTIAN ARE MORE DIRTY THAN US ,,FUCK YOU
D' CNN media said Islam is the fast growing religion and there are thousands of Priests,Nuns and Scienitist were converting,,!!!
even your holy bible can proof that Jesus is not the GOd
MOXXZ1990s 1 year ago
NordicMe 1 year ago
@MOXXZ1990s
Shut up you fucking sandnigger...
JoeDetected 1 year ago
I want to try that too :)
dalmurja 1 year ago
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you fucking muslims you are goatfuckers. forget the antisemitism your future is the antiislamism in the world MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Agathogatos 1 year ago
Oh Jay70Jay, learn how to spell.
TheDissident77 1 year ago
Wait, two men of Arab decent go into a bathroom on a train and the people there were worried and called the police and they are racist? Explain. Have any Arab men and/or Muslims ever done anything that conspicous before? I wonder...oh thats right, the only people committing similar acts of terror ARE Muslim men. The only reason Arab men have that image is b/c of other Muslim men. Its called logical inference. Careful where you throw the claim of 'racism' at.
TheDissident77 1 year ago
@samy7336 yeah im tired of racism towards my religion too but this is just stupid. its not funny AT ALL so you're ok, they're just desperate to get laughs out of nothing :)
theScrubsloverr 1 year ago
Come on why just why what did muslims do to u please im sick of this racism just please leave us muslims in peace we dont be racist to other religions just open you heart
samy7336 1 year ago
@samy7336 we make jokes about everybody mate! you muslims are THAT special!
YodaOz 1 year ago
I sooooo want to try that out =o
DarweeshX11 1 year ago
LOL, I'm An Arab Muslim But I Loved This xD
DarweeshX11 1 year ago
Im muslim and i think its funny xD
gh351 1 year ago
@gh351 If raghead like you think this is funny that must be funny!
Pjotor1989 1 year ago
@Pjotor1989 raghead?? well YOU are funny =)
gh351 1 year ago
Since the Koran doesn't permit other religions to exist as equals and requires Moslems to kill until all are subjugated, I have no use for Islam. When hearing about the burning of the Koran, I thought that foolish until I heard someone say, instead of burning it, read it, chapter 9 to start. Sure enough. the statement that Islam is a faith of peace is bullshit.
Bosk 1 year ago
oi jus grow up so dumb guys u r i hate people that takes da mick out of religions..!!
i hope u go to HELL!!!
INSALLAH!!
kayra97 1 year ago
The only difference between Muslims and Christians is that the Christians already did all of their murdering. Give Islam a few centuries and it'll be peaceful.
dylanmcdonald95 1 year ago
This is not funny
XfofoX1 1 year ago
@XfofoX1 haha
Rawc90 1 year ago
God guide you and senses to the path of truth
yosef60001 1 year ago
fucking muslim sucide bombers
hallo200hello 1 year ago
אתה מפחד המוסלמים בגלל שאתה הפחדנים שאתה שקרנים, אל תנסה לעוות את התמונה של המוסלמים הווידאו הזה, המציאות היתה שונה, אתה צודק, והוא יהיה המוסלמים ביום אחד, ולהרוג אותך האכזריים ביותר הטופס, אתה מפחד "בן לאדן" להיות חזקים הנכון ( אם ירצה האל, אתה תמות), אני נשבע היהודי החזק ביותר הוא פחד של ילד מוסלמי, "אתה ג 'בע"
d7mon1 1 year ago
@d7mon1 מה לעזאזל לא בסדר איתך? ברצינות למה אתה כל כך אלים? מעולם לא הייתי גזענית או anthing כזה, אבל לראות את התגובות של כולכם אנשים פשוט גורם לי לתהות ... הם האמריקאים באמת אלימים יותר או סדיסטית? אני מתכוון, כל אחד הוא שונה אתה לא יכול לשפוט אדם על ידי שלהם מדינה או דת, אלא לראות את כל התגובות שיש לי, אתה נראה אנשים אלימים מאוד נעלב בקלות. מדוע שלום זה לא "יש בעולם? בגלל אנשים כמוך.מדינה
ashmanchan1 1 year ago
@ashmanchan1
אנחנו לא יודעים שלום, ואת הדת שלנו ממליצה לנו אותו, ואנחנו לא טרוריסטים כפי שאתה מצפה, אבל אנחנו לא מקבלים כל אחד צריך לזלזל בדת שלנו "האיסלאם"
לא משנה מה הדת שלך, אני מכבד אותך ואני מסתכלת למעלה ואני מכבד את הדת שלך, אבל לא לעוות את האיסלאם.
אתה יודע, כי המוסלמים אוהבים את דתם, והם מוכנים למות למענו
ואתה החיים יותר מכל דבר אחר, ולכן אתה מוקסם המוסלמים אומרים שאנחנו הטרוריסטים
"ואליס
d7mon1 1 year ago
@d7mon1 לדעת אבל למה אתה לא יכול לדעת שלום? אני לא מאמין כל האיסלאם והמוסלמים הם טרוריסטים. ואני יודע האמריקאים לפלוש למדינות שלך להרוג הם פשוט לא בסדר, אם לא יותר. אז למה אתה לא יכול לדעת, שלום? השלום הוא הדבר הטוב ביותר שאני מכיר. זה עושה אותי מאושר ושמח זה גורם לי לאהוב למה אתה לא יכול לעשות את אותו הדבר? אני מכבד את זה שאתה נאמן לדת שלך. אבל אתה יכול לראות מדוע אנשים לא אוהבים ולא שונאים? זה מה שאתה גדל עם, אבל האם אתה באמת מאמין שזה נכון? מאוסטרליה דרך אגב.
ashmanchan1 1 year ago
/watch?v=oelhpHRklM0
ASHER151291 1 year ago
All religion is barbarous.
texaschizophrenic 1 year ago 6
Pathetic. You cunts are so third world.
DukeriesLad 1 year ago
This is not a Joke. Muslims are monsters.
shoa31 1 year ago
omg guys stfu! I can say too that priest are childfucker. And the joke is: IT ISNT A JOKE! There were lots of children been raped in germany and france. So can i say THE WHOLE RELIGION IS FUCK'D UP? Of corse not.. BUT THATS WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!! Or Tell us we are doing Jihad.. I see your comments: WE WILL KILL YOU EACH. So who is the bad guy? we or you? Islam = Peace. Its something, what you never will learn!
dexdy07 1 year ago
ROFL All the guy had to do was say "BOOM* and the ppl fainted thinking it was a Suicide Bomber xD...
sesshy34 1 year ago
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ATHEIST s AGAIN??? Omg
منافقون قال الله تعالى (( ( ولن ترضى عنك اليهود ولا النصارى حتى تتبع ملتهم ) )
reemshereen 1 year ago
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منافقون قال الله تعالى (( ( ولن ترضى عنك اليهود ولا النصارى حتى تتبع ملتهم ) )
>>Atheist s >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
reemshereen 1 year ago
seek refuge from the accursed satan because satanic children always mocking the believers and occupaying their wealth and land .GOD ONLY ONE -ALLAH ALMIGHTY
MrYada88 1 year ago
i am a muslim and that was rly funny lol, there is no offence or u should not be offended by this video, rly as the other guy said CHILL OUT!
NKrea 1 year ago
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@NKrea you are not a mnuslim never stoipe leing
منافقون قال الله تعالى (( ( ولن ترضى عنك اليهود ولا النصارى حتى تتبع ملتهم ) )
reemshereen 1 year ago
Maybe people in the trian didnt want to be slaughtered by muslims. It has happened many times...
BurnQuranSept11 1 year ago
But For those Insulters of islam i know howu feel but there is no need to Critisize that bad by using the vulgarities and all that.... just give an advice to them.....:P
MisterJohnny2887 1 year ago
IF Allah Is God,,,,,,,,, what did HE DO for you?.......as for Jesus or Yeshua or 'Nabi Isa',
,Messiah, Yesus, Yahweh, He Saved Us From Sin....Allah knows organize rules and laws ONLY
MisterJohnny2887 1 year ago
hhahahahahhahahahaa LOL!! its 10 sec video but with 600+ comments hahah thats cute
MisterJohnny2887 1 year ago
@MisterJohnny2887
yea dont u think?! lol
its leading its own life here on youtube and the reaction are almost never about the ani :D weird...but i like it. thx! :)
Jay70Jay 1 year ago
Im a Islam Convert to christian now.............i know what islam and christian is all about....so i think islam deserve this..
MisterJohnny2887 1 year ago