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  • Not funny.

  • Islam is a blessing of God.

  • Goid is true, because there was a man, who said that Goid is the Truth. What a circular argument.

    Millions of dumb people actually believe that...

  • You change your mind.... eventually.

    Book up to Virgin Galactic fly to the space.

    Virgin Galactic had build up a spaceport in New Mexico and have another in Kiiruna, Sweden

    Go to "spaceport america" or "spaceport sweden"

  • A joke: Good friends, an atheist - Fred - and a muslim - Abdul - were fishing in a lake. They searched for a perfect spot. After a while rowing around Fred proposed that this is a good place and asked Abdul: "shall we throw our anchor here?"

    Abdul answered: "Why, don't we need it anymore?".

  • Islam is not Joke, The Joke is your mind.

  • @IslamG00d

    All religions are unnecessary. Relics of the past. There is no need of them any more.

    

  • @Jyrki1964

    you are a Christian before.?

  • @IslamG00d

    I had no religious childhood. My parents didn't care that at all. Thanks for them. Because of them i know study stars and i wonder how wonderful this one earth could be without religions.

  • @Jyrki1964

    hahaha

    ..

    So, who created you.?

  • @IslamG00d

    The question is: "how did we came here".

    Not by whom but how.

  • @IslamG00d

    I was born in a country that is principally christian, but i was never told or forced to be a christian. In my teenage years i was never really interested in religion and now i am. Critical ways. I'm agnostic. I believe in science, not religious buuhaa.

  • @IslamG00d

    What joke?

    What god say their disciples have to bomb a building that their God don't like?

    If there is any i'd say it is to be destroyed.

  • @Jyrki1964

    Are you okay ??

    Are you sure that the God of Muslims is ordered bombing of the building.??

    Are you sure that Muslims are the building blew up.???

  • Here an even ugly pope-joke: What is the name of the pope´s balls? Thats easy: Urbi and Orbi. And ´cause of the undescribable beauty of this words, now a little ingenious none-intelligence-story:

    Once upon a time, Urbi and Orbi went alone to the beach. There they saw a comunist,a muslim and a fisherman fighting over a rabbit. Urbi and Orbi rushed to them and asked friendly: Don´t you know,that this rabbit is the president of the Eastern-Company?

  • lol

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  • @coltsuperocean10 How true, how very true are your words. I could not have said it better myself

  • Hey

    i know a good joke

    "islam is a religion of peace!"

    LMFAO! xD

    get it?

    that's the joke!...

  • @allahswaggerrVEVO

    Mine is better.

    Muhammed was walking in a desert road. He met a young girl, who asked if muhammed will escort her to her home. Muhammed raped and killed the girl. Later he had a vision. He will make his dream come true by telling people what to do with young girls and in desert life.

  • @Jyrki1964 Islam is a blessing of God. Islam forbids all evil and wrongdoing. In the Day of Resurrection, all of our words, deeds, actions will be in a Clear Record and will be presented to God. God will show us the truth of what we did. God knows our hearts and who will protect us from God if we did wrong? I seek forgiveness with God.

  • @AMoosin you say islam forbids evil ok does islam forbids beating your wife,does islam forbids barbaric punishment of cutting of hands ,stoning adulteress or those who were thought to be adulteress ,does islam forbids killing people who leave their religion .does islam forbids killing people kuffār's or mushriks!

  • @zilexxx Ask God that, and you may get a response

  • @AMoosin

    Why would we need a God to tell us what is wrong. I don't. I know that without any gods. Why can't you?

  • @Jyrki1964  God is Truth

  • @AMoosin

    So you want to choose an easy way. The way you don't have to think yourself. That's easy, but also slavery.

    I rather choose another way. I don't want to be a slave of any religion.

    Oh and by the way the truth is there no matter of religions. Actually religions prohibit people to see the truth.

  • @Jyrki1964 What is the truth to you? God is the Truth to me.

  • @AMoosin

    Why?

    I'll answer your question when you first answer mine. Why?

  • @Jyrki1964 God is the Truth. How can I disbelieve in God?

  • @AMoosin

    Because you are brainwashed. I give you something. Go to SETI sites and maybe you find some reason to your life.

    SETI = Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.

  • @Jyrki1964 Mother fucker, your an uneducated hillbilly! Trying saying that to a muslim to their face, and there wont be a single piece of you left to find, rather than hiding behind your computer like a pussy you are! Your a bloody joke!

  • @lioness0011

    You prove my theories remembering that somebody said a joke, that "Islam is a religion of peace". That was a joke.

    Get it?

  • @Jyrki1964 LOL your theories? what are you a scholar? If you bad mouth my religious beliefs, sweetheart i'll fuck you over :D its that simple. so put forward consideration before you speak!

  • @allahswaggerrVEVO I know a better joke. Your mom's pussy hangs loosely since i gang fisted her and peed on her face after ;) Now the slut has no idea who fucks her cause her hairly pussy is wide opennnn LOLZZ. And this wasnt even a joke, i was serious :|

  • @lioness0011 DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

    TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH FUCKING MUSLIM LOVING CUNT!!!!!!!

    YOU CAN HATE ON ME!

    BUT I WON'T LET YOU HATE ON MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!

  • @allahswaggerrVEVO i'll extreme fist your mom until she cries like a bitch! her pussy smells like rotten fish! i'll fucken cut her head off right infront of you!! think before you talk shit about a muslim, i'll fuck you over mother fucker!

  • @allahswaggerrVEVO go educate yourself instead of fucking your mom all day! 

  • @lioness0011 UHM... didn't i block you?!!!

  • @allahswaggerrVEVO UHMMM...MAYBE ITS WRITTEN THAT, ITS ABOUT TIME YOU FIND THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR MOM!

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  • Islam is a satanic cult of death !!!

  • @muhamadick you gay shit head u ugly twat

  • The "normal" Muslims had better help SQUASH to IslamoFascist-Terrorists because the rest of the population on the Earth are NOT impressed with the radicals. Remember that Japanese-Americans were not "interned" at the early part of World War II for nothin'.

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    I am a Muslim, but I think this is funny

  • @HazProductionsz muslims don't need to be racists ,the ones that are pissed off just KILL the people they don't like ,all up front and such .

  • the 'twin towers' surprisingly collapsed so neatly like quick sand & according to american scientists this cannot happen without using CONTROL DEMOLITION methods;obviously dynamite was fitted with help of secret agencies here. one block ahead of twin towers was 47 storey building WTC7 which collapsed very neatly the same way but after 7 hours [seven hours] when NO plane had hit it; government left no stone unturned to hide this event; resultantly government report does not mention WTC7

  • Only One God!? PUI!~ It's time to teach you some lesson.

    God is found in the collections of Many...rather than in the One.

    Elohim-The Hebrew word for God in the Old Testament. The word is plural.

    The Almighty God in Genesis was described not as One...but as Many.

    God is plural, because the minds of man are plural.

  • YOUR FOREMOST DUTY IS TO KNOW THE TRUTH & SPREAD IT TO SAVE HUMANITY: SEE THE SOURCE OF ALL INTERNATIONAL WOES: SEE ZIONISTS A TERRIBLE BROOD OF VIPERS,DRAGONS & VULTURES IN THE GARB OF MAN WHO ARE BOTH RUTHLESS & MORALLY INSANE; GO TO YOUTUBE, ENTER " SEE SECRET RULERS OF THE WORLD" (29/29);

  • @ismat45

    fuck allah and his daughters

    lat manat and uzza have pointed bosoms and bi vaginas. haha

    you fucking pig

  • WTF ? dickheads !!!

  • lol, idont get whats this supposed too be? a mummy or suen? ya dickheds!

  • STFU PIG

  • KEEP PRESSING 4 EVER!

  • @GAREMPOTS Well said.

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • ban islam on yt

  • what a crap

  • YOU WILL BE SMASHED DOWN BY ALLAH AND YOULL SEE DONT SAY THAT NOO YES IT WILL THANK GOD MAY ALLAH BLESS ALL NON MUSLIMS

  • @mded1

    We won't be smashed down by anybody, YOU IMBECILE, and I fart on being "blessed" by your "god".

    Shove your silly "god" up your own ass, will you?

  • @mded1 wait first you're saying Allah should smash him, then you're saying Allah should bless all non-muslims? MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

  • muslim=hatred. muslims=joke. muslim+muslim=fart

  • @mexcad mexcad + mexcad = bullshit

  • @KiLaNeLo

    LOL, only one god? I have 42 gods! They will pwn your fucking Allah.

  • @mabank u r sooo greedy,, i only have 12 gods,, they all bugger allah

  • @mabank we wil pwn your fucking 42 gods

  • @GoGo152466

    No, you just suck balls!

  • @KiLaNeLo

    allah is a pig

  • @muhamadick ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING DICK GO HUMP URSELF BITCH FUCK UR MOM ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH fuck u

  • @KiLaNeLo that was mohammed not allah stupid

  • @MsMohamednouri..is it true muslimas dont use tampons bcoz the men get jelous ??

  • I am muslim and proud

  • and that was suppose to be funny>>?????''

    waste of life

  • Many people don't know this but cocks can get sweaty too.

  • Dude, it's kill. Not cill

    Come on

  • Gro the F*** up and stop being a little 5 year old ass.

  • just to fit in with all the other comments...

    FUCK

  • Cill all Sand monkeys

  • TO THE PEOPLE WHO MAKING JOKE ABOUT ISLAM

    before talking about ISLAM, first u should wash yr dirty ass

  • HAWHAWHAWHAW... The religion of peace.

  • this is really really stupid

  • epic funny

  • I am black and you know what??? I hate sandniggers hahahah

  • that's true....lol

  • YOU CAN DISCOVER WHAT YOUR ENEMY FEARS MOST BY OBSERVING THE MEANS HE USES TO FRIGHTEN YOU----ERIC HOFFER

    hahahahhaahhaahhahahhhahahahha­­hhahah

    How MUCH you people scared of Muslims, we can observe!!

  • LOL... BOOM!

  • muhammed >> in my heart iproud to be muslem:)

  • @mazag4syria

    mohamed in my asshole

    the scum of humanity

    the bastard child rapist, looter, killer, enslaves and pedophile.

    fuck you for being a cohort of this scum filthy pig

    fuck you for being a member of this satanic cult

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  • @findnghappiness You sawy its the right bath, but how does it compare to a bubble bath?

  • @krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkx Both make you cleaner :)

  • @findnghappiness nope.

  • @findnghappiness Gaming is the right path or bath.

    Gamers are the winners

    Duke Nukem is the best creation

    Gaming is believe in the Oneness of Almighty Duke Nukem - the God of First Person Shooters

  • I love Islam

  • A Muslim mind is a terrible thing to waste.

  • hahahahahaha

  • Islam is not a joke

  • @findnghappiness you are right it's actually a joke gone horribly wrong. brought to you by mohammad the pedophile prophet .

  • @tonyblackops If u don’t know about Mohammad open ur mind and learn about him.

  • @findnghappiness

    mohamed should be cast into oblivion. this vulgar scum barbaric pig the cancer of mankind. fuck him to hell and burn him forever

  • @findnghappiness

    islam is a disease

    muslims are the victims of islam

    mohamed was the carrier of this disease

    and allah is the virus

    fuck e=them all. we dont need these filthy evil cult of sex in heaven

  • hahaha fuck all of yall niggas

  • Q. What's the difference between ET and Muslims?

    A. ET got the point and went home.

  • The volume was on full. I jumped

    Funny though, I'm Muslim by the way

  • I am Christian i love making Porn Videos against my Mom,, she love to kiss my ass while eating my deck,my older brother watching us while touching his deck up and down 10x until he success,.. dont insulting us you CHRISTIAN ARE MORE DIRTY THAN US ,,FUCK YOU

    D' CNN media said Islam is the fast growing religion and there are thousands of Priests,Nuns and Scienitist were converting,,!!!

    even your holy bible can proof that Jesus is not the GOd

  • @MOXXZ1990s Why are you so offended by something this small? I'm not gonna start an argument over christianity or islam here. I just do not get how people get so angry over such small jokes. They march! For a joke. They burn flags! For a joke. They want to have them beheaded! For a joke. If you don't like the joke, or find it offensive... There are different ways of telling us. Different ways than saying christians make porn movies. Won't the world be a better place then?
  • @MOXXZ1990s

    Shut up you fucking sandnigger...

  • I want to try that too :)

  • Oh Jay70Jay, learn how to spell.

  • Wait, two men of Arab decent go into a bathroom on a train and the people there were worried and called the police and they are racist? Explain. Have any Arab men and/or Muslims ever done anything that conspicous before? I wonder...oh thats right, the only people committing similar acts of terror ARE Muslim men. The only reason Arab men have that image is b/c of other Muslim men. Its called logical inference. Careful where you throw the claim of 'racism' at.

  • @samy7336 yeah im tired of racism towards my religion too but this is just stupid. its not funny AT ALL so you're ok, they're just desperate to get laughs out of nothing :)

  • Come on why just why what did muslims do to u please im sick of this racism just please leave us muslims in peace we dont be racist to other religions just open you heart

  • @samy7336 we make jokes about everybody mate! you muslims are THAT special!

  • I sooooo want to try that out =o

  • LOL, I'm An Arab Muslim But I Loved This xD

  • Im muslim and i think its funny xD

  • @gh351 If raghead like you think this is funny that must be funny!

  • @Pjotor1989 raghead?? well YOU are funny =)

  • Since the Koran doesn't permit other religions to exist as equals and requires Moslems to kill until all are subjugated, I have no use for Islam. When hearing about the burning of the Koran, I thought that foolish until I heard someone say, instead of burning it, read it, chapter 9 to start. Sure enough. the statement that Islam is a faith of peace is bullshit.

  • oi jus grow up so dumb guys u r i hate people that takes da mick out of religions..!!

    i hope u go to HELL!!!

    INSALLAH!!

  • The only difference between Muslims and Christians is that the Christians already did all of their murdering. Give Islam a few centuries and it'll be peaceful.

  • This is not funny

  • @XfofoX1 haha

  • God guide you and senses to the path of truth

  • fucking muslim sucide bombers

  • אתה מפחד המוסלמים בגלל שאתה הפחדנים שאתה שקרנים, אל תנסה לעוות את התמונה של המוסלמים הווידאו הזה, המציאות היתה שונה, אתה צודק, והוא יהיה המוסלמים ביום אחד, ולהרוג אותך האכזריים ביותר הטופס, אתה מפחד "בן לאדן" להיות חזקים הנכון ( אם ירצה האל, אתה תמות), אני נשבע היהודי החזק ביותר הוא פחד של ילד מוסלמי, "אתה ג 'בע"

  • @d7mon1 מה לעזאזל לא בסדר איתך? ברצינות למה אתה כל כך אלים? מעולם לא הייתי גזענית או anthing כזה, אבל לראות את התגובות של כולכם אנשים פשוט גורם לי לתהות ... הם האמריקאים באמת אלימים יותר או סדיסטית? אני מתכוון, כל אחד הוא שונה אתה לא יכול לשפוט אדם על ידי שלהם מדינה או דת, אלא לראות את כל התגובות שיש לי, אתה נראה אנשים אלימים מאוד נעלב בקלות. מדוע שלום זה לא "יש בעולם? בגלל אנשים כמוך.מדינה

  • @ashmanchan1

    אנחנו לא יודעים שלום, ואת הדת שלנו ממליצה לנו אותו, ואנחנו לא טרוריסטים כפי שאתה מצפה, אבל אנחנו לא מקבלים כל אחד צריך לזלזל בדת שלנו "האיסלאם"

    לא משנה מה הדת שלך, אני מכבד אותך ואני מסתכלת למעלה ואני מכבד את הדת שלך, אבל לא לעוות את האיסלאם.

    אתה יודע, כי המוסלמים אוהבים את דתם, והם מוכנים למות למענו

    ואתה החיים יותר מכל דבר אחר, ולכן אתה מוקסם המוסלמים אומרים שאנחנו הטרוריסטים

    "ואליס

  • @d7mon1 לדעת אבל למה אתה לא יכול לדעת שלום? אני לא מאמין כל האיסלאם והמוסלמים הם טרוריסטים. ואני יודע האמריקאים לפלוש למדינות שלך להרוג הם פשוט לא בסדר, אם לא יותר. אז למה אתה לא יכול לדעת, שלום? השלום הוא הדבר הטוב ביותר שאני מכיר. זה עושה אותי מאושר ושמח זה גורם לי לאהוב למה אתה לא יכול לעשות את אותו הדבר? אני מכבד את זה שאתה נאמן לדת שלך. אבל אתה יכול לראות מדוע אנשים לא אוהבים ולא שונאים? זה מה שאתה גדל עם, אבל האם אתה באמת מאמין שזה נכון? מאוסטרליה דרך אגב.

  • /watch?v=oelhpHRklM0

  • All religion is barbarous.

  • Pathetic. You cunts are so third world.

  • This is not a Joke. Muslims are monsters.

  • omg guys stfu! I can say too that priest are childfucker. And the joke is: IT ISNT A JOKE! There were lots of children been raped in germany and france. So can i say THE WHOLE RELIGION IS FUCK'D UP? Of corse not.. BUT THATS WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!! Or Tell us we are doing Jihad.. I see your comments: WE WILL KILL YOU EACH. So who is the bad guy? we or you? Islam = Peace. Its something, what you never will learn!

  • ROFL All the guy had to do was say "BOOM* and the ppl fainted thinking it was a Suicide Bomber xD...

  • seek refuge from the accursed satan because satanic children always mocking the believers and occupaying their wealth and land .GOD ONLY ONE -ALLAH ALMIGHTY

  • i am a muslim and that was rly funny lol, there is no offence or u should not be offended by this video, rly as the other guy said CHILL OUT!

  • Maybe people in the trian didnt want to be slaughtered by muslims. It has happened many times...

  • But For those Insulters of islam i know howu feel but there is no need to Critisize that bad by using the vulgarities and all that.... just give an advice to them.....:P

  • IF Allah Is God,,,,,,,,, what did HE DO for you?.......as for Jesus or Yeshua or 'Nabi Isa',

    ,Messiah, Yesus, Yahweh, He Saved Us From Sin....Allah knows organize rules and laws ONLY

  • hhahahahahhahahahaa LOL!! its 10 sec video but with 600+ comments hahah thats cute

  • @MisterJohnny2887

    yea dont u think?! lol

    its leading its own life here on youtube and the reaction are almost never about the ani :D weird...but i like it. thx! :)

  • Im a Islam Convert to christian now.............i know what islam and christian is all about....so i think islam deserve this..