Gnooze 11-06-07 Pakistan Election Ron Paul Writer strike

[RayKalmNiam]

Haha, you're very funny. From Pakistan.

[junedhussain]

great...

[mertcanyk]

hehehehe all my friends say im REALLY naughty and flirty. hehe *maybe* 8

[akrew]

A 18 - F - Cali - Alone - Anyone wanna chat? 5

[jobnahi]

lol

[VoteYourConsience]

lol

[whadaphoc]

FINALLY... a "SMART" BLONDE !!!

((( PEACE )))

[letmypeopleho69]

It's really funny when the issues are actually talked about on youtube like this when we hear about Michael Vick on TV. Shows something about the integrity of MSM.

[Morons4RonPaul]

seriously, when does the blonde take off her shirt?

[Morons4RonPaul]

Only the smartest, most special people are able to see Ron Paul's new clothes!

[Morons4RonPaul]

duh, me am too smart me vote for ron paul cuz i smart parson

seriously though, when does the blonde take off her shirt?

[gloryoski]

Hey kiddo, pretty cool. That doing voices without doing them (mostly, except Bush) seems like a promising idea. (I've seen it somewhere b4 in comedy but not much or I'd remember where.)

I'm subscribing.

P.S. The writers that are on strike are mostly not rich. Still flippin' sucks though, in an almost election year.

[rarelibra]

Screw Bush

[gloryoski]

Couldn't agree more. My comment didn't say otherwise though. It said that she did an actual imitation when she was talking as Bush but not when she was talking as other people.

[UnderseaCaveman]

Marta, I loved the Bush growl at Cheney (00:46). I can always count on you for great gnews! Many Mahalos!

[ryanmcg2006]

Girl's beautiful

[XR500Final]

Vote for Hillary! Vote for 'No city left without a mushroom cloud.' Vote for gas and food shortages to toughen Americans! Vote for terrorists running amok through city wastelands! Vote for anarchy and tyranny and corner-store torture! Vote for the fifth fleet on the bottom of the ocean and Blackwater running Mexican troops through American Streets! Don't forget to vote for your own destruction in 08!

[VinnyC420]

uh no

[ufcivil]

Best thing I've seen in a while. You're adorable.

[UnderseaCaveman]

Marta, you rock.....best gnews period!

Ron Paul 2008

[johnny55a]

be a part of something bigger,

ron paul 2008!!

[marleyinoc]

this is great online writing and acting - and begs the question:

how long it will take before the guilds target the Internet and the entertainers found thereon.

how now brown cow.

gnooze

this is some of the best minutes on the internet.

but since i am so in love i admit i am biased :)

good luck sista!

[Larryk12308]

Prez dick neck an the pretend prez from Texas

don't need a state of emergency, they rigged

two elections all ready! (Don't taz me man!)

Meanwhile the MSM loves to ignore real stories.

How about the big war protests on Oct 27?

Not a freakin word!

[SeizureChords]

I'm a writer anyone wanna give Me what I want?

Howl Howl.

Hey I thought We were gonna vote for Oprah?

[rpmkfm]

great job...

very funny.

Vote Ron Paul!!!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! :D

[va1ha11a]

cute chick!

good job, i gonna watch some more Gnooze for sure.

[gnooze]

woohoo! thanks! New episode is up!

[nitemar44]

that girl has talent, very funny!

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. Thanks!

[gordonblimey66]

I can't believe I missed the cute Koala story!

Ron Paul has raised 5 million this week, with another big day on 11.11.2007 when US vets look like they'll raise another million!

And of course December 15th and 16th are going to break all records.

That'll be a big Gnooze story: I can't see the Koalas competing with that!

[phosgene2]

don't sweat these cult members. seriously, if you want to know how salman rushdie felt, just get on tv (or youtube) and say something bad about ron paul. on another note, with sarkozy in the news, i was hoping he would make the gnooze. like it when you do the french impressions.

[givmelbtyorgivmedeth]

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Your analysis was right on the money.

Thank you for telling it like it is.

[gnooze]

hey, thank YOU for watching and commenting! Hope to see you around! :D

[Air420]

4.3 Million!

[gnooze]

Yes, I know. :D I've been getting that a lot today. At the time I taped the numbers were being reported differently. My story was based on the Ron Paul campaign press release from 11-5 4:05 pm, which said: "the Ron Paul campaign brought in over $2.7 million in online contributions."

[Vitacore]

Over 4 million in one day for Ron Paul!

[success4meandyou]

this girl is incredibly intelligent and HOT!!

go ron paul 2008!!

[MontageMachine]

i think your stupid :P

[Iain1962]

You're stupid... Unless of course stupidity belongs to you....

How can you call someone else stupid when you don't even know how to spell ?

[RelayStn]

WAY To GO RON PAUL FREEDOM Movement!!

Remember,Remember the 5th of November...

- V -

[alic88]

First time i've watched your segment, I would suggest expanding more on foreign policies and discussing them, kind of be different from other people who post video blogs( if thats what you call it) Overall, nice balance of humor and news, but would be cooler if more foriegn news were present on your show. Peace

[ViewsOnNews]

That was really great, awesome, particularly Pervaiz Musharraf's thoughts, he really thinks and talks like this

[taxidriver2929]

lol you spent more time on Ron Pauls record breaking contributions than the media.

[eclipsedpeace]

wow. that was a fast response. cool.

you're really funny...keep it up

[gnooze]

Hey I'm here for you! When my day job isn't keeping me too busy, anyway. :) Thanks for compliment! :D

[eclipsedpeace]

actually it was 4.2 million

[gnooze]

Yes, I know. :D I've been getting that a lot today. At the time I taped the numbers were being reported differently. My story was based on the Ron Paul campaign press release from 11-5 4:05 pm, which said: "the Ron Paul campaign brought in over $2.7 million in online contributions."

[ByronKelly]

hmmm, this "Gnooze" thing is so good i may have to steal it...

[gnooze]

huh? Don't steal me! You can watch my show for free!

[wasy35]

funny... you are my new fav...keep it up...

[gnooze]

thanks! and thanks for ALL your comments! :D

[gnooze]

Thanks Voss!  You're too nice!

[SpkTruth2Power]

A pretty girl that is funny. Jenny McCarthy has competition. I like you!!!

RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT - HOPE FOR AMERICA

"The Freedom Message Brings Us Together"

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I do 5 videos a week -- I hope to see you around! :)

[themaclady]

That's $4.3M you dork.

[gnooze]

Goodness I'm having to repeat myself a lot. At the time of taping the numbers were being reported differently. My story was based on the Ron Paul campaign press release from 11-5 4:05 pm, which said: "the Ron Paul campaign brought in over $2.7 million in online contributions."

And Jane, it's not nice to call people dorks.

[FolkHeart1]

A "dork"... a whales penis? I don't know about that. She's much too attractive to be a whales penis.

Don't sweat the Ron Paul folks (I support/love the guy myself) getting bent. We are very passionate about the man. He's one of the first "honest" "real" candidates many of us have ever seen. Ron Paul 2008.

[Howitzer190]

so i found your video while looking up videos on pakistan, its martial law elections... and yea all that stuff you find in AP government. i absolutely LOVE your videos! hilarious too! and cute... xD keep it up! please i might have more government stuff to look up lol

[gnooze]

woohoo! Thanks! I mave 5 a week, so come back! And feel free to subscribe! :D

[SoGladUCame]

I thought it was funny to and I support Ron Paul , the bush part was the funniest bit though. You'll get picked on E! soon enough.

[antiwarmom]

That was great! Especially Bush getting all his ideas from Musharraf.

[halberkstresser]

RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BoruJudasDedrich]

This Ron Paul supporter laughed his butt off...even at the Ron Paul supporter spoof.

C'mon RP folk, she's funny.

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I try to make jokes about every one equally :)

[Elbahsaw]

Yeah, there are some RP wackos out there. Hope they don't kill the campaign. Funny stuff. Thanks gnooze.

[gnooze]

Thank YOU for your nice comment! I'll keep making them as long as you keep watching! :D

[FolkHeart1]

Another RP supporter with a sense of humor... I got a good laugh. Thanks for the vid. Paul in 2008.

[gnooze]

:D Thanks!!!

[TeXGentleman]

First, your not mainstream media, nor much chance of that!

Second, Ron Paul raised almost 4,300,000 in 24 hours. You should get your facts straight. That is the one thing that makes you somewhat close in character to the mainstream, rarely getting facts right.

Don't give up your day job.

[gnooze]

As I've stated several times below, at the time I taped this (two days ago) the figures were lower.

I really think you've got a future as a professional jerk -- never give up on your dreams!!!

[TeXGentleman]

So why didn't you wait until the total was in, or was it just more misinformation? Very typical of most liberals, just call people names. If you get your way, I hope your happy with Hillary.

Again, Marta, I hope you have a real job.

[gnooze]

Bob, my story was based on the RP campaign press release from 11-5 4:05 pm, which said: "the Ron Paul campaign brought in over $2.7 million in online contributions." By your logic, one could say that RP should have waited to make an announcement until they had the final count.

Most of my viewers know that I do have a day job--I have to do the show when time allows. I try to make fun of everyone as equally, I have many shows making fun of Hillary as well. Maybe watch a few more episodes and see.

[CALindsey]

Nice work, Marta. I just stumbled across you're vids.

It's good to have a little fun with the news. ;-)

Good take on the MSM.

I'll be watching...

[TheEmanBrown]

Careful! Over scoffing can be dangerous. My aunt went that same way.

Glad you write your own stuff - you help us remember that the world is a funny place.

[gnooze]

Thanks so much! That's a nice thing to say.

[TheEmanBrown]

Not the thing about how my aunt passed, though, right?

[gnooze]

right, right. about helping to remember that the world is funny. Not about that aunt.

[MBRHIndustries]

scoff induced wooziness. indeed. I'm still a little nervous george might follow pervez' lead anyway.

[J1Goro]

Propping up an evil dictator is not funny you sick lil monkey.

[gnooze]

who?

[J1Goro]

Musharraf(Pakistan), Abdullah II(Jordan), Mubarak(Egypt), Peres(israel), Abbas(Palestine), Abdullah(Saud)

[smrtgrl1]

Ur so much fun to watch.

[vocalbrush]

haha.you're funny.

[momerath42]

4.2 Million!

[gnooze]

Yep, I know. When I taped this they were reporting a lower number.

[bootme21]

$4.38M

[gnooze]

When we taped this two days ago, they were reporting lower numbers. But I think we still captured the spirit of the issue. :)

[ptrptms]

As long as you don't go on strike we'll be O K.

[sLeepPastNooN]

I like how you portrayed Cheney as the one practicing restraint and respect for the law! Now THAT'S comedy =)

[XSTwilight]

I must say you're looking very nice today Marta :D

It's gonna be a great week ^^

kind of topical question :P

Do you write a script for Gnooze? Or do you make notes and improvise?

You're style is very natural :D but that could just be all the scoffing....or you're just talented :P

Anywho....thanks for the update! good night ^^

Mo

x

[gnooze]

Hey thanks Mo!

I write all the "straight" stuff and improv all the rest.

Thanks for the nice comment!

[budsett]

This could be your best yet. Great job!

[truefictions]

funny:)

[gesellschaft]

There's plenty of news to ignore, and even more gnooze to report! How about the action of a few thousand rich kids marching in Caracas on the 3rd against more power to the people in upcoming constitutional amending followed by reaction of over 100,000 people marching on the 5th? ..but I like koalas, they soo cuuute :D

[Warrenz79]

Tremendous

[wasy35]

the news is fake...i write the script...really..

[mobiltec]

I will never ignore you... Like the way you jumped into the camera lens...

[JiveDadson]

This just in. ABC has done a long, objective, and accurate piece about Ron Paul. Pinch me. I must be dreaming.  They have an online poll too.

[JiveDadson]

It was over $4 million in 24 hours.

[gnooze]

Yes, I know, but at the time we taped, the figures were nearly $3 million.

[JiveDadson]

That was a funny bit about the MSM. The silence has been deafening. AP ran a fairly accurate short article. Fox finally picked it up on their web pages, but they added some spin from Mitt Romney. Wired and Rolling Stone published hit pieces. What happened there? Those people used to be on our side. Remember Hunter S. Thompson?

[JiveDadson]

Come to think of it, I guess you don't remember Hunter S. Thompson. I simply cannot come to grips with my status as a geezer. Hunter S. Thompson, a.k.a. Raoul Duke, was the Fear and Loathing man. The mainstream media are all about Fear and Loathing.

[JiveDadson]

Come to think of it, I guess you don't remember Hunter S. Thompson. I simply cannot come to grips with my status as a geezer.

[iniksbane]

Another really good one there. I like the writers bit. So selfish to go on strike and deny me my television. Who do they think they are? :)

[gnooze]

Thanks for the comment!!! :)

[Machination1]

Ahhhh, the 9/11 truthers are here.

[julianhpike]

Baby Koala's for Ron Paul!

[gnooze]

:D Hilarious!

[FiremanMajor]

These days I don't have time to watch all my subscriptions on YouTube, but I would rather run late than miss one of yours.....Thanks Marta.

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. Thank you!

[Billiameo]

"From all that scoffing" nice. Neat to see how well you transition demographics *-)

[gnooze]

Hey thanks!

[UdgeRainbow]

its fun to have fun!

Good job Marta!

[gnooze]

I love fun!!!

[johnnymoondog]

Dont ever go on strike, Marta !

[gnooze]

First I'd have to be paid! :D

[johnnymoondog]

LOL!

[djfreddyrico]

this might be more interesting if it were done half nude along with another cute reporter girl

[gnooze]

Classy.

[djfreddyrico]

thanks, i try,, wanna hook up? :)

[livelifealwaystoo]

Marta, you may want to check out theitalianguyfromny. We women get to say "take it off!" Yours in the struggle

[onlytruth2008]

yea and maybe with celebrity gossip crap only, her ron paul joke was really retarded,, oh wait let me guess, here comes another of her brilliant yo mama comebacks...

[rayomeara]

When Dick gives the scowl, well thats all she wrote! Good stuff Marta.

[gnooze]

There's no messing around after the scowl. :)  Thanks!

[h2sammo]

funny gal.  keep it up

[gnooze]

Will do! Thanks!!!

[HarleyDrider]

Marta, Whenever the next (STD) Sexually Transmitted Disease is identified it scould be called "The Dick Scowl"

Trauma

[gnooze]

Oh goodness. I don't even want to think about what that would be. :)

[qiranger]

Nice one Marta! I actually think that W may pull this.... Just you watch... "We're too vulnerable to switch the Office of the President right now..."

[gnooze]

Good thing you're emigrating, huh? ;)

[MsOpheliaPayne]

i love me some gnooze

[gnooze]

:) Glad you like it!

[FreedomofSpeech911]

4.3 Million in one day! idiot!

[xmm2006mm2006x]

shes blond

[gnooze]

At the time of taping reports said in the neighborhood of $3 million. And perhaps it's actually your mother who is an idiot?

[HarleyDrider]

Great reply Marta!!!

[kalvinphil]

nice ! ouch ! ingrates.

[onlytruth2008]

wow nice comeback, a mother joke,, maybe you should stick to reporting stories that don't deal with numbers

[ujdo]

That's the way to win friends and influence poeople!! WWRPD?

[gnooze]

Yeah. I was really won over when FreedomofSpeech911 called me an idiot.

What a friend.

[xmm2006mm2006x]

Marta...your news crew set behind you looks barren! You should hire some people to walk around in the back and look official. Go Doctor Ron Paul!

[gnooze]

:) That'd be funny, but I don't think there's room... Thanks for watching and commenting!

[popsuckits]

Glad you didn't go on strike...Your scripts are top shelf...

[gnooze]

Thank you, that's nice of you to say.

[sstone85]

Ron Paul for the win!

[sstone85]

Actually, Ron Paul raised over 4 million, not almost 3. 4.2 million in 24 hours!!

[xmm2006mm2006x]

nicely said

[gnooze]

When I taped yesterday they were reporting lower numbers.

If someone wants to pay me to do this, I'll quit my day job and go home to do a correction. :)

[kalvinphil]

Hey your point was made Marta.....He brought in a shit load of money....Thats all we need to know. 

Ron Paul 08

[lepolv86]

no. wait till you get 100k subscribers... then we'll talk fundraising plans. (you know there's at least twenty-lebendy viewers for each subscriber).

hmmmmmmm... what would happen if the amazing cosbars went on strike?

just keep pumpin' out de gnooze till i gives ya da "cut" signal.

;-)

[micahsamaniac]

hahaha awesome! lol

Did you hear about the "GET OPRAH OFF OF YOUTUBE" campaign? lol I am kidding

[goobersayshey]

Ron Paul - Rupaul... What's it matter, as long as we have affordable healthcare, low gas prices and fix the deficit.....what, no?

OK, that settles it. I'm voting for Kermit the Frog. "Hey I've got my green finger on the button, Yeeeeeeaaah (open mouthed - head shaky dance!" I'd better get my own spider hole. Screw it...I'll just get chemo. Not so bad.

[gnooze]

LOL!

Kermit '08!

[axisboldas]

Your Musharraf impression is terrible, but I like the Ron Paul coverage!

[gnooze]

It's more of an imagining of Pervez... :) Thanks for watching and commenting!

[mike8494]

Hello Marta the gnooze is great as always I love it. you rock and you are the best (-: Mike..

[gnooze]

Thanks Mike! You're awesome!

[Zarbod]

Ron Paul might be able to run for President of Pakistan.

So Tina Fey can walk around with a picket sign all she wants but when Zarbod standa around Tina's house, at night, he gets arrested. What's with that?

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod,carry a SIGN,not BINOCULARS!

[Zarbod]

Blargal, they were what I call "Protest Binoculars". She misunderstood.

[gnooze]

What?!?!? Tina Fey's not into Zarbod?  Preposterous.

[Blargaldalien]

Considering we are extraterrestrials,and,umm,you know what we are accused of doing...Zarbod could sort of be into tina.....

[ali09901]

YOU ROCK!

[gnooze]

Thank you! And from an expert on rock like yourself, I'm doubly honored! ;)

[kalvinphil]

Funny Shit as usual.

RON PAUL 08 !!!

[gnooze]

Thank you!!!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello Marta.

1:35- 1:41 gives ne nightmares.

I like nightmares.

[gnooze]

Not me. I like dreams wherein I win the lottery.

[svanvolk]

I liked VP Cheney scowling at you from across the room.  Funny!

[gnooze]

:D He's funny to me.

[ravensky23]

Who wouldn't want to see koalas instead of politicians? But if I HAVE to listen to politicians I would rather listen to Ron Paul ;-)Great vid, Marta! Less scoffing though, don't want you passing out on the newsroom floor!

[gnooze]

:D I'll try to pace myself. Thanks for the comment!!!

[livelifealwaystoo]

You do a very good Bush imitation, but your Cheny is superb!