Kissing Jessica Stein

[MissLucyBoomer]

Ok now I'm in love with her

[lesbvampkillers]

the voice of this man is sooo funny, looks like the google's translater....

poor boy, he had to listen the girl talking many things and doesn't have any place to run away..lol

[no1sexgodforever]

god she rambles on and on and on and on....

[pickybluecat]

*awkward silence after two minute monologue*

".....in these ways, i feel that we do not... click."

"so... you don't think it's gonna work out right now?"

IS HE DEAF?!

[bretrosexual]

I'm in love.

[Remington61189]

now thats the girl of my dreams

[Whatisright]

There should have been a gunshot at 3:15

[SoundousX]

@Whatisright yeah AHAHAH

[AnnieLives]

@Whatisright Bahaha!

[monstertruckess]

Here's the text of what she's saying :imdb.com/title/tt0264761/quot­es?qt0389549

[Elyzater]

am I the only one that notices how badly edited this video is?

[silentobservor]

HOW does she memorize all that??!!

[shaurora26]

i love that scene: !!!! this is the exact speech i d like to give to .. how many guys! who take things so fast who speak bout feelings on third date ! u said it sall jessica!

[Cooeeoh7]

I love the little quickie of a scene where Jessica's date refers to himself as a very "self-defecating" kind of guy, and how at the end we're pretty sure both Jessica and Helen will be happy.

[amadeumc]

all woman r crazy essas doidas saum tudo doidas

[toutmoncoeur]

great scene ..should have been in the movie loved her speech monologue at a point i lost the feeling but but idk should have

[crackasmile33]

Oh gosh! HOW could you DON'T want to KISS HER!? ^^

Loved this movie so much - so many laughs and teary eyes as well! ^^

This delivery was great! Feel a little deprived and sorry that it wasn't in the actual movie :S

[cogitational]

great monologue

[MsCoquito5]

so deja vu

[gypsyz4lyf]

OMG her rant is like a MIRROR..STARING Me in the FACE!!! reminds me SO much of myself!!!

[ExtraFlamey09]

holy shit I wonder how long it took her to do that... and then they don't even use it

[wuyiting]

I'm guess one take, since the film had only 980,000 budget, and mostly with one take as Jennifer Westfeldt and Heather Juergensen revealed

[troublemaker14]

where can i find the entire movie online?

[bananamanfan007]

This made my day. It really did. I mean...yes.

[poswoll]

Another high strung, neurotic, insecure american woman. What a catch.

[poswoll]

3 reasons to marry an American woman

You actually believe BBW = big BEAUTIFUL wife.

You believe nagging is essential for personal growth.

You really look forward to the day your BBW wife divorces you and you gladly fork over 50% over your hard earned assets, plus child support and alimony (a lard ass bitch for sure is not going to have a good job). Then after that you have to figure out how to live on 20% of your income.

[EffLabels]

wow this monolouge should be nominated.

Fucking awesome, and it sumarises everything!

[Angnat89]

this is just about the BEST rant I have ever heard! amazing.

[instantkarma618]

does anyone know where i can read this monologue?

[SKATHAROZOUMISS]

LESBIAN PROPAGANDA

[sappho01]

Yeah like Titanic was straight propaganda. you are super funny.

[nevergothere]

i'd like to be kissing jessica stein, too. she's just... such a person, like me, but so perfect for me as well.

[wuyiting]

I'm in the queue as well.

[barackobamaLIED]

love this movie

[unshelterme]

ahah! she's freaking! ..wonderful!

[shutupfeminist]

HAHAH the guy's inner thought bubble: "holyyyy...nevermind then lady"

[swedishanthem]

I wonder how many times they had to do that scene before she got all the words right! :)

Great movie

[Dauragon]

Well, that was....well...just...wow, is she still breathing??

[kahwood]

HAHAA acabo co cara

[allure1984]

lmao@ her reply.." I'm Sorry, Are you crazy ? "

[druiz87]

i love this movie

[fishstickdog]

this reminds me so much of myself it's scary

i love it

[cuntmonkey007]

that was spectacular...jeeeesus.

[deadakire]

post this movie..........please.

[crazybrazil82]

please post movie

[Chofi001]

Is that the guy who played Buster in Sex & The City? (the guy obsessed with Charlotte's feet?)

[riprue]

oh my god, that IS him lol! good call!

[variete7]

Looool, so funny. They shouldn't have cut this scene.

[fujiwaranosai25]

......wooooooooow

[spotty1234567890]

I love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cornermouse]

I need to watch this film, that was amazing!!!!

[SHEPANK]

It's a great film, I watched it simply because Idina Menzel had a little (very little) part in it and knew nothing about it but I turned out to love it!

[SoNowhere]

"i hate certain people and certain shoes"

[lcozzarelli]

I loved it!! Why, oh why, did they cut it??

[Dauragon]

to torture us??who knows...

anyway, it was a great scene, and at least we are able to watch it here =)

[aarcticinferno]

0.o her rant was like on bullettrain mode

[darthrosenburg]

That was the best rant ever.

[clynn83]

'We both like trees'...wtf? lol!

[VerucaSalt79]

Hahahaha NIICE.

[attagrrrl]

Best scene in the movie. I can't believe they took it out. Thank goodness for dvd extras!

[lfiscal]

lol, That was hilarious

[rozgreen]

omg! SO FUNNY. i just... just drown in the river, jackass. so funny. lol

[onepromise17]

omg! that was so funny! her heads all messed up... i gotta watch the movie!

[jenluvskat]

lols! That was fucking great XD

[XConnie]

lol