and where is this assyria i cant find it in the map..he says he is middle eastern in the show.but i dont see any sucha thing in middle east map.mybe my geography is bad ha? ops nooo there is no such a thing, its been 2500 years that assyrian empire disapear from the map. so learn it now when it comes to nationality we have iran,iraq,syria,jordan,lebonan and israel if some one asked for his atnecity then he is assyrian,kurdish,arab,persian,jew,kaldani,turkmen...
starting out and already funny as hell. one of the funniest comedians today. with a career of 10+ years he could rise to one of the greatest of all time.
I can't believe more people are passing this video forward this dude's talented. I really want to see more work from him...it's about to be magic time!! hehe
k so i dont know this guy but i saw the 5'4 comment and had to state that we met him a little while back took a group pic with him im 5'6 was wearing 3 inch heels and he s my height..so saying he s 5'4 is kindaa bizarree.. k byeee
He will be at the Laugh factory on Sunset Blvd in L.A this Sunday. So will I. Bring your simple minded ass to the show and I will shut you up once and for all. Just because you were in the movie Lord of the Rings,(Frodo), doesnt mean everybody else was shorty.
We're classified as White by the government and most people I've met (and I live in New York City, 8 Million people) consider Middle Eastern people White. They don't call Yemenis White, but they do call Lebanese, Syrian, Assyrian, and people from the Levant White.
the government is dumb for classifying us as white. and the people you've met should not think that we're white either. white people come from northern europe. Assyrians, Syrians, and Lebanese come from a completely different part of the world. if our skin is somewhat lighter than other people in the world. that does not make us white we are a totally different race.
Northern Europe? So Italians and Greeks and Middle Easterners and Albanians aren't White? I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure the vast majority, if not all, of Southern Europeans would disagree with you as well as the majority of Middle Easterners.
Key thing to remember: there are three races in this world. White, Black, and Asian. You take your pick on which category we fit in.
When I say we're White I don't mean culturless WASP man from rural Alabama. I simply mean it in racial terms.
racial terms? so racially we are white? so I guess you didn't know that Assyrians and most Arabs are semitic people, which falls under the family of Afro-Asiatic people. don't believe me? look it up. we are not white.
I'm black n usually i dont mess around with white ppl doin jokes on blacks but he really did it in a (fuckin) good way. he didnt beind disrespectful if yall know what im talking about.
Funny dude!
dwil2002 1 year ago 13
funny as hell
n he from my hometown
914 In Here
AttitudeEra9701 1 year ago 11
That was really funy
blackprincess336 1 year ago 13
There are very , very few famous Assyrian comedians, so keep up the good work vincent, God bless
AKgooner92 1 year ago 30
dude i cnt believe he my cousin
haloman22222222222 1 year ago
he whose good but he needed to calm dwn a lilmore relax en it would be of the chain!
godzangel100 2 years ago
i left $ 10.000... Ahahahah
Yefano 2 years ago 66
where is he from?
misscateyes 2 years ago 6
Hes Assyrian
AssyrischerHengzt 2 years ago 50
That was funny!
Jackinthebox4711 2 years ago 55
he is great!
DonHega 2 years ago 29
what are you talking about there is funny assyrians......funny looking looooooooool
23chicagobears23 2 years ago
lmfao truly original and hilariously funny
kaiyeem 2 years ago 51
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha .... Great routine.
JimCimEntertainment 2 years ago 143
he is so fucking hot!!!
nylajacobs17 2 years ago 51
fucking hiliarious
hellokittykat50 2 years ago 39
i left $10000............lmao
mykewan 2 years ago 247
fucking david blaine!
lilnis321 2 years ago 55
This guy has a promising future in stand up...
wookovar 2 years ago 80
ohhh hellll no!
this is some funny
assss shit!
NattyLennyLily 2 years ago 35
This guy is a fuckin GENIOUS HAHAHAHAH
CrushOriginal 2 years ago 35
dude this guy is hilarious finally a funny Assyrian
pavlick2000 2 years ago 31
He's good.
antonafro 2 years ago 20
assyrian woooooo
assyrianbanana 2 years ago 14
all the way! aahaha FUCKING CAMEL.
Aud1Sh0 2 years ago 15
LMAAAOAOAAAO
Ridreragon 2 years ago 6
I left $10,000 under the.....................lol
hmderek07 2 years ago 55
hot when he turned around and showed his ass and tried to act like a girl. Wana fuck him him doggy style my self.
marcellin20 2 years ago
Naked, white socks, a fitted, & a watch.
classic
he is so cute
daisyplayer 2 years ago 48
Funny thing about is I know what porn star he's talking about lmao.
OriginalHazeBX 2 years ago 32
i do too.. lmao
misslittlemomma 2 years ago
damn hes hot
seralinaa 3 years ago 21
Omfgg !
Tell me this isnt the
funny shit ever ?
Haha im assyrian ,
i totally agree with himm
NINCINA123 3 years ago 38
funniest!
Iratizzle 3 years ago 4
eraa bro thats some funny shit right there
yaldothechaldo22 3 years ago 3
ROFL@"duve u's a fuhhhkin auhhole@
williespade 3 years ago 7
I think hes a lot like Russel Peters. Except hes sexy and I want david blane to disappear me into his bed.
lol
jk mutha fucka is hott though
DrakeL0v3r 3 years ago 3
Hes alot like Dane Cook, but still funny as hell
stick5391 3 years ago
this guys SOOOO funny lol. hes so right...
kiddavid12345 3 years ago 3
hahaha he should be on there more times, funny as hell
CertifiedAndPassed 3 years ago 2
lmao this is so funni "i left 10000 dallas under tha.. hahahha
array10 3 years ago 9
i love middle eastern comedy:)
DefJay7 3 years ago 14
i actually like this guy
"You like that big black dick dont ya?"
FinalHeavenZero 3 years ago 6
where the fuck did he leave the money?!
ballerbros 3 years ago 4
soooo effing funny hahaha
softballchick1316 3 years ago 5
dude this is my cousin!!!!!!!
seabass1123 3 years ago
I'm so glad you posted that.
soni408 3 years ago
ROTFL... his last words will be "I left 10 thousands dollars under the......" (flatline) Hilarious!
eyewritesongz 3 years ago 7
my pussy is soRE! !! msg me on M.S.N. my id is n my profile!!
omG my bf just broke up with me! i am soOOo sad! 2 get back at him i will strip on webcam b6
Goodwinzarecool09 3 years ago
this guy fucking awesome, bombing the audiance with that comedian gas. great energy and fucking funny as hell. Wut ? Prooves a point doesn´t it ^^
ShadowThndR 3 years ago 3
Lol one of the best comedians today...
sacoproductions 3 years ago 4
he is fuuunnnyy haha!
drestik 3 years ago 3
he is hairy that´s foo sho
assyrianhoneydoll 3 years ago
why did he take the stool at the end? lol
knpdyeballarice 3 years ago 2
Security! LMAO
johnny718bravo 3 years ago 4
" i left 10000 dollars under the. (Drops dead)"
321jibbs 3 years ago 8
this guy is great
Malachai2012 3 years ago 2
whahaha, hilarious
EmirFelfel 3 years ago
"dav, uh a fockin ah hole" Lol
KissMyGrits09 3 years ago 2
haha Selole vincent oshana
Selolee
WouldYouRath3r 3 years ago
funny cunt
solakaboy 3 years ago
funny lmao
Pharder2020 3 years ago
and where is this assyria i cant find it in the map..he says he is middle eastern in the show.but i dont see any sucha thing in middle east map.mybe my geography is bad ha? ops nooo there is no such a thing, its been 2500 years that assyrian empire disapear from the map. so learn it now when it comes to nationality we have iran,iraq,syria,jordan,lebonan and israel if some one asked for his atnecity then he is assyrian,kurdish,arab,persian,jew,kaldani,turkmen...
samielf 3 years ago
LMA00O0O DIS SHIT IS MAD FUNNY
kidstar5 3 years ago
LMFAO
odisho100 3 years ago
u like that big black dick...lol...it's bout to be magic time....where'd it go..?lol lol lol
GHSABC 3 years ago 3
come see my channel and videos
xxP1STONSxx 3 years ago
yeah you like that big black dick
simonyousef 3 years ago 3
pretty funny haha he is also very handsome... i loved the part about the magic hahahaha
BrendaDavalos 3 years ago 3
lol
gangstatear416 3 years ago
pretty funny guy
adorkabilityx3 3 years ago
that is true about the white socks, I am still laughing
sexisaweapon68 3 years ago 5
...and a watch for no reason! lol
uncharted185 3 years ago 2
funny ass hell...i was laughing my ass off
79centcookie 3 years ago
hahahaha!
mizzsouthafrica 3 years ago
and a watch for no reason, fuck me thats funny
tedrobcool 3 years ago
funny!!! david blaine hhehehehe
Agibus 3 years ago 2
u like that big black dick!
quadfin1234 3 years ago
where is it?! hehe
Yoga1978 3 years ago
u cn read all about him in the CAS student news letter
Wildtechnogal97 3 years ago
Hes fucking Hilarious
XhailePandaProject 3 years ago 3
Nice thank you
xxxxsjdxxxx 3 years ago 3
gorgeous & funny.
love it. ;]
lickAgeek 3 years ago 5
lmao he's hilarious.
rayrayluvvin 3 years ago
Hahahahah
Good stuff ....
natskiees 3 years ago
Too fucking funny! Wow! He came up with some new shit that I havent heard!
TooCuteForWords 3 years ago 3
lol this is some funny ass shit
kokoa2008 3 years ago
Man, you're really funny!
Hats off!
SabiaCDO 3 years ago
Vince ROCKS... F#$kng FUNNY...LOVE IT
Keep it up!
dymonti 3 years ago
he still sucks ballz....
zaiagamble 3 years ago
i love haters...that means Vinnie must be doing good.
babylonian007 3 years ago 5
3:18, "I left ten thousand dollars under the..."
DarkReapersGrim 3 years ago 3
ha ha ha real funny, keep making fun of your own people stupid ass nigga.Vincent Oshana is a
bitch!!
orthodoxtiger 3 years ago
Middle Eastern isn't the hairiest people on earth, and he forgot to mention that black people got chicken! But, he funny though!
d15craxx 3 years ago
Im Assyrian,
but all I know his a fkn funny khunt
MP4Eedz 3 years ago
stfu
YesterdaysHero1982 3 years ago
He's a funny dude!
oklolo 3 years ago
yeh
fatboydfg 3 years ago
damm
viper602 3 years ago
omg lol!
MzSugaSpice 3 years ago
Funny Guy
Hoodzy1 3 years ago
PEANUT BUTTER!!! LMFAO!!!!
lilmizzbabiiface 3 years ago 2
suck my dick ho
ASSYRIANLEGEND 3 years ago
Why would an Assyrian say things like "suck my dick?....Are you gay?
babylonian007 3 years ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO too much jowkz,by the way this guy is SEXILICIOUSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
adobemae 3 years ago 4
1:40-2:25 GOLD xD
Nen1992 3 years ago 3
alda, geena! log out!!!
darklightning3 3 years ago
i left.... $10,000..... under the....
QoolEntent 3 years ago 6
lol..good stuff!!!
RUHI4 3 years ago
that was some funny shit!
pbiddy5 3 years ago 2
PEANUT BUTTER....i would be lyke WTFFF ROFLLL
xxbrcakxx 3 years ago 3
I think this guy will be working for some time. This is some pretty funny shit.
revolutionday1 3 years ago
ahahahah funny
BonethugLady 3 years ago
davdi blaine lol!!!
obefiend 3 years ago 2
fucking david blain!!!!!
hahahahaha
yeahcuz 3 years ago 2
LMFAO...
bigthingzagwan 3 years ago
dude is tooo funny
nigeriandimples 3 years ago
this is funny man
assyrianhoneydoll 3 years ago
he could sit on my face he is beutiful
bumsexinternational 3 years ago 3
I love love love his V cut at 3:39 I would lick that all day long
prepster845 3 years ago
i did not think it was gona be that funny lmaooooo hes relli good
xx3xotiicxx 3 years ago
"Fuckin David Blaine" lol hella funny dude
M1K3209 3 years ago
ur a funny cunt bro u should come 2 australia
AbcC867 3 years ago
hahaha funny shit
zx300ttt 3 years ago
WTF! camel is the shit!
CE818 3 years ago
that was too funni
JusMecici 3 years ago
theres no such thing as middle east lol
hotchoccolate23 3 years ago
he is sexy and funny
cubz1988 3 years ago
that was good
gringofan 3 years ago
LOOOL hes hilarious!!
ArabianPride 3 years ago
he is so joke
writersblock88 3 years ago
"he is so joke" ...... ESL, room 214
vashee7 3 years ago 5
starting out and already funny as hell. one of the funniest comedians today. with a career of 10+ years he could rise to one of the greatest of all time.
ihatiyallnowsoffer 3 years ago
this guy fucking sucks ballz...........worse stand up ever
zaiagamble 3 years ago
too bad he cant make people laugh without cussing every other word... him and most other "comedians"...takes real talent to do it without cussing
andrewalexd 3 years ago
i love him he is so funny but he got something twisted were not arabs so we dont represent a camel we are lions right!
4101749 3 years ago
eweqwe
4101749 3 years ago
whawhawhwa shit!
"The Phone Rings; Dave, Your A fucking Asshole".
CursedWiz4rD 3 years ago
I can't believe more people are passing this video forward this dude's talented. I really want to see more work from him...it's about to be magic time!! hehe
tome21 3 years ago
Osh Shiiit - "Girl It's About To Be Magic Time". Loool.
50Robb 3 years ago
Very original and creative.. he had great energy and i loved it.. big ups boi!
mdotferg 3 years ago 3
this dude is classic!!!
mrhopey 3 years ago
that was the dirtiest shit ive ever seen
malkateltubbel 3 years ago
Hahahaaa.. fucking HILARIOUS man.. hope 2 c more of him =D
ChaldeanSoldier 3 years ago 2
fucken relax.
we arnt that great lol
dmansourm3 3 years ago
ROFL!
Maqdooh 3 years ago
HESS MAA BOYY!!!
KennytheIraqi 3 years ago 2
hahahahahaha nicee
skuxxxboy 3 years ago 2
lol
GKECU 3 years ago
anyone know where to download this shit.. haha hella funny
iJohno418 3 years ago 2
LMao this was sooooo funny!! "yea you like that big black dick!"
beholdthebeauty15 3 years ago
he is funny
samielf 3 years ago 2
pretty funny
youngvito262 3 years ago 2
(my height at 5'9)
helloitsmeguys2008 3 years ago
Finally someone to prove my point...Jmazing you're an asshole. Holla!!!!
babylonian007 3 years ago 2
k so i dont know this guy but i saw the 5'4 comment and had to state that we met him a little while back took a group pic with him im 5'6 was wearing 3 inch heels and he s my height..so saying he s 5'4 is kindaa bizarree.. k byeee
helloitsmeguys2008 3 years ago
He will be at the Laugh factory on Sunset Blvd in L.A this Sunday. So will I. Bring your simple minded ass to the show and I will shut you up once and for all. Just because you were in the movie Lord of the Rings,(Frodo), doesnt mean everybody else was shorty.
babylonian007 3 years ago
imma try to roll thru as for this back and forward im done with it cause
" a wise man said dont argue with fools cause from a distance u cant tell who is who"
Jmazing 3 years ago
LMAO THIS DUDE IS FUNNY
JuanPapaNicolao 3 years ago
i still think capone is funnier
aadin 3 years ago
No way son...Vincent is waaaaayyyyyy funnier. He's new, he's fresh, and original GET EM DUNNY!!!!!
babylonian007 3 years ago 6
humour, good looks, extremely sexual.. everything i want in a guy. ;)
elinne 3 years ago
I Saw this guy in santa barbara he did a great show and funny as fuck, hes also really short
Jmazing 3 years ago
What the fuck does his height have to do with anything you hater?
babylonian007 3 years ago
Vinnie is funny as hell! He's got mad support from Chaldean's in Detroit. Just do you baby, cause u always gon' have haters!
diorchic620 3 years ago
Familyalways1st wins. Anyways, I met this guy in LA. Hes hella chill.
420killerrr 3 years ago
yo, this shit is funny...you got me...i told you i would let you know whats up and this is hilarious...by the was this is the guy from metro...peace
musicsimage 3 years ago
hahaha
mariejoe5555 3 years ago
"magic time" lol
NODEDON 3 years ago
I mean that he classifies himself as a minority, but why? He's a White person, just like most Mid-Easterners.
Berserker4Life 3 years ago
how are Middle Eastern people white? We absolutely are minorities in this country.
Banypaul 3 years ago
We're classified as White by the government and most people I've met (and I live in New York City, 8 Million people) consider Middle Eastern people White. They don't call Yemenis White, but they do call Lebanese, Syrian, Assyrian, and people from the Levant White.
Berserker4Life 3 years ago
the government is dumb for classifying us as white. and the people you've met should not think that we're white either. white people come from northern europe. Assyrians, Syrians, and Lebanese come from a completely different part of the world. if our skin is somewhat lighter than other people in the world. that does not make us white we are a totally different race.
Banypaul 3 years ago
Northern Europe? So Italians and Greeks and Middle Easterners and Albanians aren't White? I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure the vast majority, if not all, of Southern Europeans would disagree with you as well as the majority of Middle Easterners.
Key thing to remember: there are three races in this world. White, Black, and Asian. You take your pick on which category we fit in.
When I say we're White I don't mean culturless WASP man from rural Alabama. I simply mean it in racial terms.
Berserker4Life 3 years ago
racial terms? so racially we are white? so I guess you didn't know that Assyrians and most Arabs are semitic people, which falls under the family of Afro-Asiatic people. don't believe me? look it up. we are not white.
Banypaul 3 years ago
If we come from Sub-suharan Africa or Asia EAST of India, then we are not White. Do we come from either places?
Berserker4Life 3 years ago
LMAO!!! This fool is HILARIOUS and pretty HOT!
sinaibencomo 3 years ago 3
I loved it
I'm black n usually i dont mess around with white ppl doin jokes on blacks but he really did it in a (fuckin) good way. he didnt beind disrespectful if yall know what im talking about.
great job
dive84 3 years ago
White socks!!! lmfao
EclecticCaliGirl 3 years ago
looooooooool this guy is funny
d2die4 3 years ago
I think this might have only been funny because I'm drunk. Got that sneaking suspicious.
jibshanks 3 years ago