ut it ain't no thing. My pants are much fancier than MC Hammer's, and U Can't Touch This 'cause I bloody well stammer. Stammer. Stammer. St-st-st-st-stammer. My name is Jimard and Take180 brought me here to lay a beat down about diversity this year. There were lesbians and... there was a little black kid? Well there was a Black... Swan? I heard you say Black Swan and I assumed you meant me, I see my own face everywhere 'cause I am crazy, but you'd be mental too if all you ate in a day was a hal
My name is Maddie Rosie and for a 14 year old kid, I'm pretty f*cking bossy. I go on a big journey far away from my farm and by the end I have True Grit, but I don't have an arm! RESPECT! 127 Hours down in a cave, in dire need of Chapstick and a cellphone and a shave.if you spent five days underground pinned to a rock and you wouldn't cut your arm off, YOU CAN SUCK MY... bag of urine and name brand climbing supplies? I don't understand your ways 'cause I am a king. I have a speech impediment, b
I do not understand your ways cuz I am a king. I have a speech impediment but it ain't no thing. My pants are much fancier than M.C. Hammer and u can't touch this b cuz I bloody well stammer. Stammer stammer st st st st stammer.
There's rooster and da beef and there's me Mattie Ross. For a 14 year old kid I'm pretty f#cking boss. I go on a big journey far away from my farm and by the end I have True Grit but I don't have an arm.
127 hours down in a cave. In dire need of Chapstick and a cell phone and a shave. If u were underground five days pinned to a rock and you wouldn't cut your arm off you can suck my... bag of urine and name brand climbing supplies.
I heard you say black swan and I assumed you meant me. I see my face everywhere because I am crazy. But you'd be mental to if all you ate in a day was half a f#cking grapefruit and a f#cking poached egg. I'm perrrrfeeeeect.
@NearSupporter11226 ...thats a lovely logic. ............that doesnt mean that your older than her, it just means you care enough about grammer on the internet.....-_-
@NearSupporter11226 but age has nothing to do with maturity some people just dont mature when they get older, but you might be, you might not be older no one will know unless she tells.
Shane dawson is hot with facial hair but he's hot no matter what I've seen almost all his videos but I'm not a stalker ;) ok maybe a little but not alot :)
127 DOWN IN A CAVE DIER NEED OF A CHAPSTICK , CELLPHONE AND SHAVE. 5 DAYS PINNED ROCK AND YOU WOULDN'T CUT YOUR YOU ARM OFF YOU CAN SUCK MY bag of urine and brand name climbing supplies. LOVE SHANE <3
ok take180 should do another one of these because the king's speech won. they could have the king dude sing/ rap. OR have the other nominees rap about how it is not fair and there should be a recount. lol
"If you spent 5 days underground pinned to a rock, and you wouldn't cut your arm off you can suck my.....bag of urine and name brand climbing supplies."
God the fucking fatass motherfucker at the end is so annoying ... Fuck The social network he looks nothing like the kid that plays it he needs to go back and eat some fucking cupcakes looking like barney and shit!
"I heard you say Black Swan and I assume you meant me, I see my own face everywhere 'cause I am crazy. But you'd be mental, too, if all you ate in a day was half a f*cking grapefruit and a poached f*cking egg! I'M PERFECT!"
@justanotherwordful i dont know why your crying and call me a jerk but you dont stand a chance against the social network im a billionaire wonderkid in a sweat shirt and jeans read my status update i got 4 golden globes
We are all here because of Shane…
MyBirthday10 2 days ago
this is very funny but some of thhis is to inapropriate! but funny!
curlzforlfe 3 days ago
shane you are SOOOO FIT!!
72chilly 5 days ago
this sucks
SuperKawaichan 1 week ago
I LOVE YOU WENDY!lol
shanedawsonworshiper 1 month ago
ut it ain't no thing. My pants are much fancier than MC Hammer's, and U Can't Touch This 'cause I bloody well stammer. Stammer. Stammer. St-st-st-st-stammer. My name is Jimard and Take180 brought me here to lay a beat down about diversity this year. There were lesbians and... there was a little black kid? Well there was a Black... Swan? I heard you say Black Swan and I assumed you meant me, I see my own face everywhere 'cause I am crazy, but you'd be mental too if all you ate in a day was a hal
MrCaspuff 1 month ago
My name is Maddie Rosie and for a 14 year old kid, I'm pretty f*cking bossy. I go on a big journey far away from my farm and by the end I have True Grit, but I don't have an arm! RESPECT! 127 Hours down in a cave, in dire need of Chapstick and a cellphone and a shave.if you spent five days underground pinned to a rock and you wouldn't cut your arm off, YOU CAN SUCK MY... bag of urine and name brand climbing supplies? I don't understand your ways 'cause I am a king. I have a speech impediment, b
MrCaspuff 1 month ago
2:13 wait, what is her name?
british1bakura2lover 2 months ago
@british1bakura2lover Devon.
97Scarygirl 1 month ago
I do not understand your ways cuz I am a king. I have a speech impediment but it ain't no thing. My pants are much fancier than M.C. Hammer and u can't touch this b cuz I bloody well stammer. Stammer stammer st st st st stammer.
TurtwigLover57 2 months ago
There's rooster and da beef and there's me Mattie Ross. For a 14 year old kid I'm pretty f#cking boss. I go on a big journey far away from my farm and by the end I have True Grit but I don't have an arm.
TurtwigLover57 2 months ago
127 hours down in a cave. In dire need of Chapstick and a cell phone and a shave. If u were underground five days pinned to a rock and you wouldn't cut your arm off you can suck my... bag of urine and name brand climbing supplies.
TurtwigLover57 2 months ago
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RethinkingAmerica 2 months ago
I heard you say black swan and I assumed you meant me. I see my face everywhere because I am crazy. But you'd be mental to if all you ate in a day was half a f#cking grapefruit and a f#cking poached egg. I'm perrrrfeeeeect.
Lolz
TurtwigLover57 2 months ago
Lol hilarious. They should make on with britney spears.
thegrlcancheer 2 months ago
I approve of this
XblackswanXx 2 months ago
Do another one of these this oscars!!!!
HeadNClouds24seven 2 months ago
i cant discribe this
Jasie678 2 months ago
Shane looks HOT with a goatee!!!!! <3
MovieFanatic32095 3 months ago 4
.....Cock. there i said it
NoHeartNoLove11 3 months ago in playlist NoHeartNoLove11's favorites
I <3 natalie portman purely 4 her geek laugh
jorojam10 3 months ago
NO WAY! I thought you were gonna have someone dress up as Shane, but you actually got him!
xXxChocolateLovexXx 3 months ago
The Black Swan ho wins.
sylverwyng 3 months ago
"My space, face book, twitter, YouTube" - … stop begging, For God's sake, that's pathetic!...
MyBirthday10 4 months ago
Shane is the hottest person in the world!..............
MyBirthday10 4 months ago 4
Wendy is so cute :DD
TimmiChan 4 months ago
@TimmiChan hey,I'm only 9 years old!!!
MOharra1 3 months ago
@MOharra1 o.o?
TimmiChan 3 months ago
353 people can't rhyme
LaVon7709 4 months ago
y does shane look weird in all these vids ?
Thecomputernerdet 4 months ago
King George. For.The.Win!!!!!!!
funsizeAmy 4 months ago
omg shane is that realy ur facial hair
princess1008200 4 months ago
@princess1008200 yeah yeah it is cuz facial hair looks like marker stupid ass -_-
MultiTeenTV 4 months ago
@MultiTeenTV i saw the marker but i saw somme other facial hair dumb ass your not me ASSHOLE
princess1008200 4 months ago
@princess1008200 Cute coverup, kid.
NearSupporter11226 4 months ago
@NearSupporter11226 i probably older then you kid.
princess1008200 4 months ago
@princess1008200 What is your reasoning for that? I can spell and use grammar better than you.
NearSupporter11226 4 months ago
@NearSupporter11226 fuck, you called me a kid, im probably older then you
princess1008200 4 months ago
@princess1008200 *facepalm*
NearSupporter11226 4 months ago
@NearSupporter11226 I take @princess1008200's side on this, even dough u posted dat comment a week ago
jorojam10 3 months ago
@NearSupporter11226 ...thats a lovely logic. ............that doesnt mean that your older than her, it just means you care enough about grammer on the internet.....-_-
MsAlexisLovee 3 months ago
@MsAlexisLovee It means I'm at least more mature than she.
NearSupporter11226 3 months ago
@NearSupporter11226 but age has nothing to do with maturity some people just dont mature when they get older, but you might be, you might not be older no one will know unless she tells.
MsAlexisLovee 3 months ago
My favourite take180 fore sure!!
TheAfellaylover 4 months ago
I'M PERFECT!! LMFAO
TheAfellaylover 4 months ago
"My pants are much fancier than MC Hammer"
xNattWorldx 4 months ago
Shane dawson is hot with facial hair but he's hot no matter what I've seen almost all his videos but I'm not a stalker ;) ok maybe a little but not alot :)
cowgirl01k 4 months ago 4
hahahha my fave part is shanes part and the kings part :P
TheSkylarandToriShow 5 months ago
Sane needs to keep the facial hair...
MsVintagedancer 5 months ago
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Jessi4Evr 5 months ago
lol so funny
turtleluvspenquins 5 months ago
...I am awestruck at the pure win.
NearSupporter11226 5 months ago
the king plays snape TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chloeblossom219 5 months ago
the king was SO funny
ahhtaylorx3 5 months ago
shane dawson is the one talking in the beginning!!!! <3
eminemandshanedawson 5 months ago
shane looks so hot with a goaty :P i wish he'd grow one! :P
PeachyYummy24 5 months ago 9
go shane dawson
abygailcoley 5 months ago
i love the Take 180 actors crew !
xXxAhmedTarekxXx 6 months ago
Amazing smiley face if U have watched all these movies :)
mhiari01summer02 6 months ago
idk but his is just too catchy
XXxdjangox 6 months ago
I have a speech inpareament but aint no thing!
GreenRevolver99 6 months ago 4
this is too funny!! lmao!!
jazzeyma25 6 months ago
pause and hit 8
GreenRevolver99 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you've seen all of these movies
hahagirl727TV 6 months ago 4
Reeeeplaaayyyy
StormyM187 6 months ago
i wish shane could do rapping in his own videos
Ellieizepic 6 months ago
OSCA RAP-UP BIAAYATCH
OZEmzieOZ 6 months ago
pause the video and press 5 over and over agian
MisterPiggie 6 months ago
I like the 127 hours, kings speech, and black swan one's best
MimiTheMouseWriter 6 months ago
pause at 1:37
hello333able 6 months ago
Finally Shane's playing a dude...wait that sounds wrong... :S
xXxAhmedTarekxXx 7 months ago 132
@xXxAhmedTarekxXx LMAOOOOOO
ShamaleeC 3 months ago
Shane looks like Ashton Kutcher
Wildberry4 7 months ago
1:35 HAHA he cracked
BeautifulXable 7 months ago
Damn, Shane can rap xD
TurtleLuv4evar 7 months ago
I love this!! Shane played the hottest guy on earth;) James Franco
funfreshflytodeath 7 months ago
half a f**king grape fruit and a f**king poached egg. I'M PERFECT!! lol i love wendy...and shane of course
rileykasia 7 months ago 64
shane your so hot even with a goatee!!! <3
ImaBeScene15 7 months ago
127 DOWN IN A CAVE DIER NEED OF A CHAPSTICK , CELLPHONE AND SHAVE. 5 DAYS PINNED ROCK AND YOU WOULDN'T CUT YOUR YOU ARM OFF YOU CAN SUCK MY bag of urine and brand name climbing supplies. LOVE SHANE <3
clairecutiexxx 7 months ago
i cant believe that Shane is playing a man!:O :DD
96Evalina 7 months ago
@1:35 funny voice crack
CitrusCupcakeLuv 7 months ago
if you spent 5 days underground pin to a rock and you wouldn't cut you're arm off you can suck my... bag of urine and name brand climbing supplies...
LOL
WTFscissors 7 months ago 3
alright mattie ross does have a arm and she is trying to kill the person who killed her father
2002kaycie 7 months ago
Epic rap battles of history spoof?
77dabbad 7 months ago 5
Wendy won hands down xD
hardstylepikachu 7 months ago
WENDY!!!!!!
PrimroseEverdeen4eva 7 months ago
ok take180 should do another one of these because the king's speech won. they could have the king dude sing/ rap. OR have the other nominees rap about how it is not fair and there should be a recount. lol
Famegal123 7 months ago
I've seen True Grit, 127 hours, and Black Swan
Believer99119 7 months ago
Cart..Cart...Carterr!
NoHeartNoLove11 7 months ago 2
I'M PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PlayZone3d1 7 months ago
"If you spent 5 days underground pinned to a rock, and you wouldn't cut your arm off you can suck my.....bag of urine and name brand climbing supplies."
Teehee xD
sweetchic216 7 months ago 17
i dont know who that black man was supposed to be but he reminded me of fredrick douglass
atoomatyjonas 7 months ago
shane looks hot with a goatee!!!!!!!!!!!!
lexi38119 7 months ago
@lexi38119 oh totally.
Famegal123 7 months ago
the king guy won cause he didn't miss up
552allen 7 months ago 124
tee hee the facebook guy was great but he had a voice crack heehhee
BestiesForLife22 7 months ago
is that athena from kids react?
Love5987 8 months ago
lets do lunch helen bottom cart cart cart carter her name so god dam long i cant say it lmfao!!!
emocandy345 8 months ago
soon Shane won. hes just a beast at it
NewGirl58 8 months ago
lol Shane's role is a boy! :0!! ahh but that'll all change in the next video xD
sukiyama4 8 months ago
@take180
how come your videos load so slow on and iPod? Shane's videos play perfectly on my iPod, it's only your video that play so slow...
MyNameIsBom47 8 months ago
lol i like the King's Rap!
sukiyama4 8 months ago
0:32 - 0:47
Best Part
ripsticker84 8 months ago
shane won
mrStrikerboy1 8 months ago
@wuzzywierdo i know i felt bad cuz its also my favorite movie last year and he really did go through so much!:(
rcoketfire44 8 months ago
@wuzzywierdo i know rite:(
rcoketfire44 8 months ago
lol at 1:59 ^^
Curlspray 8 months ago
The Kings Speech Part was the Best One !!!
Curlspray 8 months ago 6
This is like one of my favourites :D shane looks so hot ;)
gagaatheart 8 months ago
shanes waz d best
MYA22QUI 8 months ago
God the fucking fatass motherfucker at the end is so annoying ... Fuck The social network he looks nothing like the kid that plays it he needs to go back and eat some fucking cupcakes looking like barney and shit!
MarkMorganTv 8 months ago
What song did you use for the Oscar rap up
CBRB123 8 months ago
Shanes was totally the BEST!!! The social network guy was a jerk
Lalalover543 8 months ago
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pause at 1:04...... i dont need to explain myself any further
KarimBaki 8 months ago
pause at 1:04...... id ont need to explain myself any further
KarimBaki 8 months ago
My favorite was 127 hours.
mrsdracomalfoy1000 8 months ago
gosh i loooove this sooo much i watch it over and over!!!
vinginobabe17 8 months ago
I only watched this cuz Shane is in it <3
TAZUKIandKIKINASH 8 months ago
this is hillarious
1boogernose 8 months ago
Shane won
xxshowtimexx7 8 months ago
shane actually looks hot with a goatee <3333
TheNerdygurl1 8 months ago
1 M0:00RE TIME.
afandor100 9 months ago
i love this it's so funny!!!
TheKitcat149 9 months ago
The King looks kind of like Neils from The Nanny
xxdena2bombxx 9 months ago 6
@xxdena2bombxx ha i love tht show!!
HappyBunnyWunny 7 months ago
not funny
AndreaHasTheAwesome 9 months ago
"i have to go to lunch with helena bonham ca-car-ca -- HER NAME'S SO GODDAM LONG! I CAN'T SAY IT!" priceless
secretsantababe11 9 months ago 220
I saw 127 hours at redbox...
TeylourProductions 9 months ago
The only one in a hoodie can't rap for shit xD
lmao this was really funny.
LauraTProductions 9 months ago
this was posted on my birthday :)
cheekypants321 9 months ago
Where's inception?
maybecouldbecantbe 9 months ago
the kings speech won:D
GraceCurlyQ 9 months ago
O hell ya FINALLY!!!! someone in a movie with my name and spelled the same way!!!!!! Thanks Mattie Ross
CountryGrown1357 9 months ago
i know all the words, i watch this waaay to much.
kaitlynheather 9 months ago 2
omgeez this is funny i love itz like seriously its not that funny but it had some humour in itz
Millajha16 9 months ago
1:14 - 1:30
Best part ever.
EvilmindedchilD 9 months ago
wendy i like your part the best! shane keep that damn sexy beard! I am not gay i am objective
Blamanxav8 9 months ago
hahha damn lmao
marthalovessinging 9 months ago
helena bonham carter...that is long.
skinnymelon09 9 months ago
lool
777poobear 9 months ago
I still like MADDIE ROSS the most! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!
Lalalover543 9 months ago
1:36 voice break
Zaniel15 9 months ago
LOL i love that british guy
XxxAllKingsEscapexxX 9 months ago
i was singing this at school all day today(;
aliceaspen26 9 months ago
what about inception?
Huntress217 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you thought she actually had a cool hat on and not a wig. xD I did
School0Gyrls 9 months ago 2
@School0Gyrls i thougth it was a hat too :D
iluvcatsemmy 9 months ago
AWSOME
grimoire4des 9 months ago
IM PERFEEEEEEEEEECTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TKBelChori 9 months ago
I love shane dawson <3
8970mitnik 9 months ago
The black swan is creepy! And I am a ballet dancer!!! Ps... I am not meaning you Wendy!
rachelw1228 10 months ago
I think that is the first video I have ever seen where Shane Dawson actually plays a guy ;)
AnnaHelenaful 10 months ago
i cant stop watching this! lol i love it!
aliceaspen26 10 months ago
I love shane with a goatee! is that weird?
xXanimecookie17Xx 10 months ago
Im so awesome cause i only have one hand SUCKERS!!
Skywoldern 10 months ago
God I love take180 and Shane Dawson(:
AllyMcQuade 10 months ago
@AllyMcQuade I love them too :D but dont you know Brittani louise Taylor or Bambamjoey??? there awsome and friends of shanes
iluvcatsemmy 9 months ago
such a copy off of nicepeters raps
iPunKbusT 10 months ago
omg! shane with goatee is so sexy!!!!
abbylina25 10 months ago 2
i still dont understand how black swan got a nominee...
celticgirl299 10 months ago
IM PERFECTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
lolitsalison 10 months ago
DAWON!!
MegaAssHoll 10 months ago 2
I love Electric Spoofaloo And Black Swan ^^
ladyandykesha 10 months ago
Lol what about inception well that would be hard, I so manly wanna see all of those movies lol :3
Huntress217 10 months ago
OMG I friggen love this!
TheKingdomHeartsGirl 10 months ago
Ha ha his voice cracked around 1:34 Nice touch.....
codemonkey377 10 months ago
"There were lesbians and.. a black, there was a black swan.. ah" HAHA
LoVeR6141 10 months ago 5
WENDY FINALLY MADE IT IN A SKETCH!!!!!!!! WHOOOHOOOO!!!!
LoVeR6141 10 months ago 2
"I heard you say Black Swan and I assume you meant me, I see my own face everywhere 'cause I am crazy. But you'd be mental, too, if all you ate in a day was half a f*cking grapefruit and a poached f*cking egg! I'M PERFECT!"
justanotherwordful 10 months ago 148
@justanotherwordful That basically the whole movie. Lol
Blueglassgirl123 8 months ago
@justanotherwordful That's basically the whole movie. Lol
Blueglassgirl123 8 months ago
@justanotherwordful i dont know why your crying and call me a jerk but you dont stand a chance against the social network im a billionaire wonderkid in a sweat shirt and jeans read my status update i got 4 golden globes
Mzrerebaby1 8 months ago
Silence of the lambs.
hmoney826 10 months ago
First comment I listen to this even day
Epicpurpleninja21397 10 months ago
Woah! A Take180 video where Shane plays a boy!!! =O
TwilightFreak11295 10 months ago 323