Henry Rollins on the height of sinks

[andrew19vato]

i usually just jerk off into my hand

[MichaelHansenFUN]

i dont jerk off into the sink. sheesh!

[KorolYasheric]

Fucking poetry.

[80sunshower]

He went there. He really did.

[HURFBLURFDUH]

This clip is only for guys who know what it's like to be too poor to waste toilet paper on rubbing one out

[9kolajbertelsen]

thumbs up if you've never used a sink!

[khoroshoorange]

@9kolajbertelsen

dude, id hit my toothbrush!

[jeffdeanable]

Wow. Cutting edge.

[RainCityBlues]

I thought most of us used paper towels...I don't think jerking off is weird, in fact it's quite normal, but in to a sink? I'm sorry Henry, but you might be in the minority here.

[MaxxHark]

Why doesn't he jerk off into the tub or toilet? I don't understand.

[torstn]

does somebody have the intro of the YOU SAW ME UP THERE

[KurtMcGowan]

... BRILLIANT x

[TheRacistsMustDie]

Did Rollins just make jacking off a non-embarrassing subject to talk about in public?

[mmr11027]

So he has never heard of a footstool or stepstool? Funny, though.

[toadBob]

I have never gone in the sink before...

[baskesis]

DISMOUNT. CLEAN.

[l33tpete]

Overhand stroke? Jerk off into a sink?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[rathil]

7 people couldn't pivot properly.

[lilDEMAN224]

i'd do it, but i thimk i'd be thinking about henry the entire time cause he is where i got it from 

[Zmann1218]

I think I'll actually try the overhand method in my next session :)

[GigaMegaUltra]

7 people dont have a dick :)

[SpikyHairedDrunkPunk]

i wish my sink wasnt so godamn tall...

[xdarkpuppetx]

XD damn I love him!

[iluvmattbomer]

he is so fucking hot!

[theShadow117]

well i know what IM doing tonight

[tangledweb79]

He just enjoys looking at himself :/...while masturbating....yeah....

[GilbertSyndrome]

I've pissed in the sink a lot, never rubbed one out into it though, seems a bit pointless....

[flairmonkey]

@GilbertSyndrome ... pointless doesn't really fit in that sentence :\

[SunnyBananaView]

his style has very much changed!

[tiberias111]

use to jerk off into the middle school bathroom quite a bit. I'm actually pretty amazed I was never caught.

[jamesrrdrew]

@tiberias111 thats illeagal.

[tiberias111]

@jamesrrdrew yup

[tiberias111]

@jamesrrdrew

Hence the get off. I was 13 so weird experimentation run amok.

[sleakitweasel]

Proof indeed that Henry Rollins is a wanker.

[helldiver0666]

I never spanked into a sink yet but I have wanked into an El Palacio bathroom stall(when else would i have a chance to share this story with the world?) hahaha

[BryanWFleming]

lmafo is an understand statement. holy shit

[Samurai070]

I can't believe you homophobes are flaming eachother, this is a halarious video

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[GLADRIALA]

0:52 - 1:18 got me laughing all day lol

[PainSorrowFury]

fuck, and i thought i'm the only dude doing this :D

[bloomingpower]

HUGE!!!!

[Sleepis4pussies]

Apart of a dying breed? Isn't that what we all are?

[01mestisa]

He sure does talk a lot about masturbation.

[JohnQRandom]

Most of the guys int eh audience are not laughing because none of them know what the hell he's talking about (including myself).

I'm sure most of us either jerk off in the shower, or simply in bed. Christ I've done it while my gf has been lying next to me sleeping. But in the fucking sink??

Sorry Henry, you're apart of a dying breed.

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

speak for yourself. you lack imagination and are really just a sad, casterated individual.

[JohnQRandom]

@DavidsVirtualSelf

@DavidsVirtualSelf

"speak for yourself"

Yes, you're right. I'm shallow, narrow, completely deprived from never having jerked off in the sink like you obviously have. Thank your enlightening me, I've been fulfilled. 36 years and it's come to this. And to think I owe it all to Henry Rollins and some guy who masturbates in his sink.

(You might want to keep that "creative" little detail to yourself, or it's you'll be likely be doing it all you life)  ; )

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

hey! the 36 year old moron missed the point entirely. the actual act had nothing to do with the my response you ignorant shit sack. now, would you like to try again, unassisted, or should i break out the paper and crayons in order to draw you a picture? (psst! there was a hint in my response! i know this is complicated, with all your years of enlightenment and all, but you can do it!!)

[JohnQRandom]

My precious child. The only point you made in your first response was that years of saddness, depression and "creative imagination" has brought you to masturbating in your sink.

For some demented reason you actually feel as though you have an advantage over those who don't partake in this bizarre ritual.

You've searched the internet to find someone who shares the same passion and found this thread and exposed yourself. And all the "paper and crayons" posts won't make up for it.

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

Oh, so the 36 year old man who masturbates next to his girlfriend is somehow better than this? Let me get this straight: you finally found someone who's supposed to actually help tend to your sexual needs, you share the same bed, and you spend your nights jacking off next to her? No, that's not pathetic at all. At least the people who jack off into the sink don't have to lie to themselves afterwards. Please continue letting me know what a real man is like. Matter of fact, let your girl know too.

[JohnQRandom]

"so the 36 year old man who masturbates next to his girlfriend is somehow better than this?"

Yes, I'd say my one time occurance is most definitley better than your habit. My god man, at least mine involves a women, who because of my monsterous cock couldn't take it any more.

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

No, it doesn't involve a woman. If she's sleeping next to you while you spank it, it doesn't involve her at all. Her sleeping while you fly solo is an illustration of a lack of involvement, hence she's NOT involved. You really are a horrendously delusional moron. And "monstrous cock"? Remember what I said about who has to lie to themselves? Case closed. You're a sad, pathetic little man. But, if it helps you sleep at night, so be it.

[JohnQRandom]

@DavidsVirtualSelf

Well sweetheart, at least I get laid regularly, and don't depend on my bathroom sink to release sexual frustrations and desires as you do.

There is simply no winning this debate for you. You have nothing on me whatsoever, where as all I need to do is simply remind you of the "convenient" height of your bathroom sink. So yes, case closed.

Blushing yet sweetcheeks? I thought so.

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

sweetheart? sweetcheeks? you know, i think i'll reopen this case, as i think i just figured out why you're reduced to jacking off next to your girlfriend, while bragging about your monstrous cock that she "can't handle". you have a love of penis and you're in denial. also, name one time i ever said i jack off into sinks? i even have a post on this that says i never actually ejaculated into one. it's a few posts down. reading is a concept wasted on you, isn't it? tell you what, you come to grips

[JohnQRandom]

@DavidsVirtualSelf

"name one time i ever said i jack off into sinks?"

Defending Rollins' concept of jerking off into sinks and attacking those who don't know what he's talking about is "admitting" that you relate to what he's saying.

"i even have a post on this that says i never actually ejaculated into one"

I have to admit. Cold, white porcelain isn't enough to gt me off either, which is why I don't even try in the first place.

It's over my friend, you're in the dark...

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

yeah, not commenting on your cock fetish denial doesn't make it go away.

also, i was defending his use of that in a skit you moron. remember me saying the literal act had nothing to do with my response? again, try this thing called reading. it's a beautiful thing.

[JohnQRandom]

@DavidsVirtualSelf

Having a massive cock isn't a fetish, it's a gift, and you're right, it doesn't go away.

Now go dump a load in your sink, I'm through with you.

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

Aww did the poor dellusional, over compensating, closet case get offended?

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

I suppose you can just keep lying to yourself, maybe someone will believe it. Though, for the sake of less frustrating nights, you may want to try a little harder to convince that self loathing bag of abstinence that lies next to you at night. Although, if she sleeps soundly through that, chances are you're the only one she's remaining abstinent around. Have fun dealing with that one.

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

with your cock fetish, and maybe you won't embarass yourself so easily.

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

Because it sounds to me like she's forgotten.

[SauerkrautProduction]

Use the bathtub man...

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

lol you know, i've thought about that, but never ACTUALLY ejaculated into the sink....

[rodfrost3]

stool?

[OM3N1R]

"And then I found the stool."

[mtanti87]

and all of this instead of just standing on something to gain height? well at least it makes for a good story XD

[baskesis]

6.2 from the East German judge.

[incomprius]

what a pro bate.

[lindseythelush]

I could listen to Henry Rollins speak about jerking off all day!

[Drinkchocolate]

My sink is crotch height. Looks like I have something new to try on my lonely saturday nights. WIN!

[BLACKSUNR1SE]

too much work

[SmokinBabies]

i wonder what the chances are of another person in this world having the exact same geometrical idea of cumming in a sink

[Technocrazzi]

The thought of anyone as smart, funny, hard-working and HOT as Henry having such a well-refined, oft-practiced masturbation technique ... truly breaks my heart!

[incomprius]

someone should probably fuck him.

[AirportMonkey]

Why doesn't he just stand on a Yellow Pages?

[Melpond]

99 problems and a bitch aint one

[Jelloxox]

haha he has his technique down pat. good lord! LMFAO Henry has changed over the yars.

[moonlily1]

really? why would you wack off into the sink? as a woman, i simply don't understand.

[gurra9]

Well it's convinently placed in crotch height and once your done it's easy to clean up. No tissues no nothing and if you want to wash your hands and the place your hands have been, it's right there!

[DarthNader11]

Don't listen to this guy, its because sinks usualy have mirrors.

[moonlily1]

eww, that's gross. I know they call it self love, but that's a little narcissistic.

[FloorOfTheForest]

I've never wanked off into a sink. I normally do it on my belly then wipe it off with a tissue...I do enjoy our little chats.

[SCHSTrumpet]

That was actually not funny. Just saying.

[ihatecivics7]

Maybe not, but who the hell said he was joking?

[parallax922]

I feel disturbed hearing of Henry's jerk off routine.

[acidstar5831]

he talks about it an awful lot doesn't he? haha :D

[VictorJhonson]

hes awesome

[mcnuggetnigger]

I only jerk offf in other peoples sinks.

Not my own

[DamjanS16]

@mcnuggetnigger hahaha...yea.

[zombiedreams]

lol thanks for the play-by-play

[BlackNoir]

He looks so...dapper.

I can't explain it.

[matenizer]

brave=dapper

[IMN69]

Sinks are for pissing in not jerking off in, each to his own I guess

[karlsvideolicks]

I agree ive never wanked in a sink but piss in them all the time.

[maserati1990]

dude, how much guts does it take for a guy to admit that he jerks off, let alone describe it to a huge audience of people he doesnt know...

i dont think a single other commedian/celeb would or could have the ability to convey as such.

originality hasnt vanished at all he's the only one brave enough do talk bout stuf like that

awesome, henry is.

[TheFragile89]

I agree. Although the late Bill Hicks admitted that he tried on numerous occasions to suck his own dick, saying "I almost broke my back" And saying that he would suck his own dick in a minute if he could.

[maserati1990]

we've all tried to suck our own dick at some time or another dude, watch clerks.

[TheFragile89]

Yeah well a lot of people don't admit it.

[Paroxysm77]

99.9% of the male population over 15 have jerked of

the other 1% are probably missing a penis or arms

[Thiefree]

I'm sorry to be the pedantic dick in this equation, but that's 100.9%

I'm slightly ashamed of myself

[Holcomb227]

@Paroxysm77 i first did it when i was 16. but i did have wet dreams a lot before then.

[ILikeToDissectGirls]

@Paroxysm77 You mean the other .1%.

[kh2freek]

@Paroxysm77 That adds up to 100.9%

[marmaduke90]

I NEVER jerk of in my sink, thats disgusting.

other peoples sink's, sure, but my own, uurghh.

[jacktojack69]

Can you upload the rest of this vid?

[ShaneMoFxxxinHuff]

dude im definately gunna have to try this

[PATYPUS3]

Such canned laughter. Is this really funny? I'm gonna go watch 2 and a half men. OOOOOO he's so vulgar and provacative. Laugh now, now, now, now...

[wasse000]

No, it's not funny.

[biggienavs]

Why are you asking us if it's funny? It has 5 stars according to 40 ratings, many positive comments, and the audience is clearly laughing. Obviously some people find this funny. That you ask "Is this really funny?" implies that either 1) you're an idiot, or 2) you're a self-important asshole who feels the need to force their subjective world view upon other people. You're like any other unnecessarily belligerent young intellectual, opening with a fight. Just shut up.

[PATYPUS3]

2).. I am a self important asshole. I am. He is not a comedian. I dig some of his writing, however he is full of shit when if comes to LIFE. Fuck you, you lame future yuppie.

[biggienavs]

All right. Looking back, I actually came out exactly as you did, swinging. We probably aren't that different. I'm sure a you're cool dude once you get off the keyboard, too. Anyways, peace.

[otherwise44]

I will never think of Biomechanics same again. Oh it's going to be hard to keep a straight face writing that final.

[Maphysto]

180, dismount, clean!

[kuntkunt88]

There's a woman out there somewhere that can match this animal. Only one. On the whole globe. That's why its taking so long for him to find her but someday he'll flush her out and goddammitt she'll need some rest after the fury he puts on her. Get her and giver hell Hank!

[damnatium]

HA! YES!

[LizzyT123]

I'm going to be so envious of that lucky woman!

[Armistance]

HUZZAH!!!!!

[thomas211984]

I usually bust into the palm of my hand and slap it on my chicks forehead.

[marmaduke90]

ha ha, funny

[chestercat01]

OVERSHARE!!!!!!!!!

[tiowey]

why not jack off in the toilet????????????????

[freddysnotdead]

hahaha classic henry

[endofsomething]

Honestly? I never jerked off into the sink...

- C sXe

[seinenno]

*lol .. Maybe you should try? I just said to myself I will never ever pick up dropped toothpaste with my toothbrush from the sink at a guy's home EVER again x)

[vedder12]

lol at the wink at the end

[dazili41]

You make me feel so proud, Uncle Hank. *laughs hysterically*