Kevin Smith Secret Stash Signing August 7th 2006

[arthuronfacebook]

Kevin Smith is currently delusional and washed up.

[RaoulDuKe313]

At 1:39 I see an ACMV. That is the point this video turns very gay.

[metalgearman242]

what was he signing?

[wandagrshwtz]

WOW! Now that's what I call a line! This was longer than the wait for rides at DisneyWorld for Pete's sake. LOL

Great job Kevin! Your peaceful fans adore you.

[surefight]

Fuck that ill just watch dogma!!!

[Godslonelyman11]

Check out THE SMITH FACTOR on youtube.

We talk to some of the 2,000 other fans who showed up on that day--including Michael Ray Bower (a.k.a. "Donkeylips") and Vinny Pereira (the View Askew Historian).

Peep it out--if you were in the line that day, chance are we got you on tape.

[advillan]

still was the best 6 hours in line of my life

[mikecheck12]

Annnd, what movies have you written/directed, may I ask. I would love to critique them sometime.

[mapko81]

sooo many fat people

[vampyrian]

Hahah exactly what I was thinking:D

[kylesr]

reddd bankkk, nj!

[xFilthyxJesusx]

I love Kevin Smith But I don't think I'd wait in line just for a signature. I'd rather talk to the guy though.

[jonnyjumpped]

haha that i definately jersey. thats why the farther you got, dirtier it got. i'm from jersey and i actually live near red bank.

[ligiapl]

Damnit, why don't Kevin and Jason ever come to Brazil?

It's so unfair!

I've never seen a single video-rent (at least in my town, which has about 2 million people) that has Clerks. They only have 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'...

[Anarki]

why are all those people so fat?

[yunnii]

Holy shit... I personally love keven smith.. but.. wow.. thats one hell of a line. I feel aweful for the last person in the line =( poor, poor person.

[FurlessWookie]

and who says americans aren't overweight?

[ohmarrow]

Those aren't Americans, they're Kevin Smith fans.

[HYDR0G3Nthemonkey]

get over yourself, kevin smith is american JUST LIKE HIS FANS so fuck off you fuckin crooked teeth uk fuck

[satelitelady]

hey hey hey now precious, not all of us UK fucks have crooked teeth.

The man has fans from all over not just the US. I've done the Kev Pilgrimage myself and will be doing again this very October.

Calm yourself and engage your brain before you start chucking the insults round

[HYDR0G3Nthemonkey]

yes you do all have crooked teeth and your food is the worst in the world, everyone knows that :) it just angers me that people from the UK think so highly of kevin smith that they detach him from the rest of us... dude he is american get over yourself

[satelitelady]

I have never detached him from the rest of the population. If you brought out a few movies that I was interested in then I might do a pilgrimage to your neck of the woods. Remember, it's not stalking if you don't actually bother the person concerned.

By the by, my teeth are staraight. stop being a grumpy bugger and give us a grin monkeychild. ;)

[HYDR0G3Nthemonkey]

by the way u keep trying to convince me your teeth are straight i know that they are not haha... its okay i guess its acceptable in your culture cuz you are from the uk... i guess its from eating the worst food in the world :)

[satelitelady]

I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I am just happy in my knowledge that they are straight and clean, more than can be said for some of the redneck hicks you have living in your sunny country.

[satelitelady]

And we already know that we don't create the best culinary delicacies in the world. Why do you think we cook pasta so much.

Our food may be bland and tasteless but at least it's not all deep fried and three times the size of what we actually need to consume to survive.

Hope you have a wonderful weekend monkey.

[HYDR0G3Nthemonkey]

i hope u have a good weekend too mrs.uklady lets end this silliness i love you but i hate how some people in your country act towards americans *not saying you* and i hate your countries "culinary delicacies" so with that said kevin smith is american and one (if not my most) favorite film makers....

[HYDR0G3Nthemonkey]

well, its actually a known fact that your country's teeth are just horrible. sure 1% of my population may have bad teeth ive seen some before and yes they are hillbillys but your country takes the cake for bad teeth theres no denying it :)

[HYDR0G3Nthemonkey]

never said u did, it was that ohmarrow person.

[luiscabesc]

I'm spaniard and I have worse teeth than both of you and my culture actually promotes people with tusks.

[Mingleton]

Jesus Christ! That's awesome!

[kissrocks410]

i was there good time in like it took like 3 hours forme to move up top the corner

[AbeLincolnwascool]

Was it really worth waiting in THAT long of a line??

[havoknuk]

I love how further down the line he got, the crappier the surroundings got. Overfilled trashcans, littered streets. pretty funny.

[Graehaus]

Eshh.. I like kevin Smith. but that was insane.. I hope it was worth it..

[faeriexdust]

all I can say is...GODDAMN!!! ...there were lines for people getting food and medical treatment after hurricane katrina shorter than this..

[HIMkitten]

Uhhhhh did the fat chick really trully just even MENTION getting laid? As in getting NAKED!!!??? As in trying to make me fucking puke everywhere? Nice, fat girl, nice.

[sparkynolachick]

i bet you were dropped on your head as a baby huh? stupid people really need to stop breeding!

[miyna]

whoa... that's a lot of freakin people...

[rougie33]

That's an insane line up...WOW!

[megawhoosits]

well kev had the staying power to stay until everyone in that line was happy...until like 4am the next day. Kudos to kev, because I highly doubt any other person would have done that

[SaphiraFricai]

I was on that line too

[Sugarbbybuttrfly]

Aww boo...u didnt get us cool kids that had been lined up since 4 am! I was with the first group that went in...i believe i was 6th in line. No one really started showing up until about noon. And dude...some of those people were flat out RUDE. They show up right before Kevin starts signing stuff and expect to butt in front of 2,000 people? Not cool. But whatever...it was still a great time and I made some kick ass friends.

[fenrislupus]

Cool how people are just chilling though... I woulda sold BEERS and WEED.... and by the look of the crowd... maybe some Hotdogs and Twinkies! lol.... Rock it Kevin!

[fiedy88]

i'm in this line too around 1 minute, you see me in the white shirt walking around with my bro in the black AC/DC shirt. I wanted to kill that fat chick, she is the epidemy of fugly.

[electrojones]

Whereas, YOU, sir, are the epitome of style and good looks. You, who appear to be a 280 pound bag of hamburger in a 100 pound ACDC fertilizer bag. Yes, YOU who rock.

[jbtvt]

My thoughts exactly. And that's EPITOME.

[Claramata]

I'm fugly? And yet I've probably gotten laid far more times than you have.

Fuck off and die.

[ssempire]

I just find it comical that people point out that there are fat people. "Oh boy, its a fat chick!" *shocked expression!*

What about us skinny nerds and geeks? That makes me sad.

go Kevin on the kickass long line!

[sparkynolachick]

exactly...especially since kevin is a portly fellow himself.

[Bouman]

wow!!!!!

[abluescreen]

Exactly.

[Shifty92]

im in that video

[abluescreen]

This would have been so much more entertaining, if something really happened...but alas, we are resorted to watching people in line.

[TMoS21]

holy crap, that line would have been twice as short if the people weren't so fat!

[AmongIdiots]

Oh, yeh, and dude who wanted to beat the fat girl with a sunburn, try going to school with that mental defective.

[molnardian]

Fat lazy American nerds unite!

[nobugpls]

holy fat people batman.

and you, miss sunscreen. you're annoying as hell. type of person i'd beat if I got stuck near you in line.

[Xarddrax]

80% of those people should be at a gym, not sitting on the curb waiting for an autograph.

[KidVideo]

good for kevin smith. the guy knows how to make and keep fans, and he seems to be a genuinely good guy. plus, he's not unfunny...if you haven't heard the exchange he had with joel siegel, i highly recommend it.

[chompy44]

he's not unfunny? Wtf kind of backwards talk is that? I mean, he's funny, he's hilarious, or he makes me laugh will do. Are you trying not to make a nonpoint?

[KidVideo]

gee sir, do malapropisms confuse you too?

you actually took time to post that...i mean, wow.

[chompy44]

malapropisms do not confuse me. just the people who use them do. Why? I guess i am not wondering why someone wouldnt use malapropisms. Is it not better than piglatin?

[KidVideo]

get a sense of humor. please. like, NOW.

[jennifer3737]

That line is unbelievable! I'm so glad I just decided to go to the screening! My lord!

[CitizenDildo]

The line wait was pure torture

[jadedchron]

4 Star Rating...for showing footage of people?

[tscamp2]

Good footage. As bad is that looks, it was about an hour before I even got in line.

[loveshams]

I read on his site a while back that the secret stash doesn't sell small tees anymore cause no one was ordering them, but damn theres a lotta plus sizes that like him. Eh, all the power to em. Kevin rules.

[sparkynolachick]

yep...kevin is plus size himself....rock on kevin baby~~~

[joshienickey]

hahaha which is why he learned to eat pussy so well

the man is my idol...and I'm a chick, lmao

[Claramata]

I was the girl showing off her sunburn XD

[sparkynolachick]

they sure slammed you. you have nothing else to say?

[Claramata]

I don't give two shits what people say on the internet. Let them slam me all they what.

[shiyasmomma]

"look! look! This is what I enDUUUURE for kevin smith!" ....wow.

but, what a line!

[mikeotoole]

yes it was indeed fucking nuts. We couldnt endure the line but it was an experience. I met Kevin a month or so ago at my job so its all good for now.

vote for pedro

[hypokritical]

where were all these motherfuckers on opening weekend?

[jdzitro]

omg lol. go Kevin!!

[tommy1138]

Insane. Which Star Wars movie is this line for again? I wouldn't wait in a line that long to spend a night with Angelina Jolie, much less get a signature. Kevin's easy to meet year round if you pay attention to his site.

[RiK213]

Sorry :( but this was not the line for the Secret Snatch. The line shown here was for the casting of Failure to Launch #2 -

[cricketlee]

kevin said it was long, but damn!

[serenduckity]

hott stuff!

[potzer37]

not quite as long as the line at the westwood stash, but still quite impressive.

[Claramata]

Oh no, the line was a LOT longer than it was shown to be... that was earlier on.

[Atomicore]

Was also one of the few who lives in the area.

;]

[Claramata]

Sweet, me too!

[AmongIdiots]

Because everyone on YouTube cares, I'm sure. I knew I should have thrown my three day old milkshake at the huge groupe of people,in particular Erin (the fat girl with a sunburn) when I was driving through Red Bank that day.

[Claramata]

How the fuck do you know my name? I'm pretty sure I didn't post it on here.

[Atomicore]

I was there, it went on until 4:00 AM, I left well before that though.

[BigP103]

I haven't seen a line that long since I snorted crack off J. Lo's ass.

[Samandia]

Hah! That's one hell of a line...

[mer025]

Holy crap! Lol