squashed thingy - Swede Mason

[imforrent]

Hm. Something about his voice at 1:18 suggests this wouldn't actually do the furniture any good whatsoever.

[Olinolan190]

Will anyone post a comment that doesnt involve buttery biscuit... -_-

[nitemarine]

no thanx

[nitemarine]

try it yourself

[funkester11]

The buttery biscut base is well a kind of a squashed thingy isn't it?

[B19Dav3]

"PEEEERRRFFFFFEEEECCTTTTT TO PROTECT THE FFFFFUUUURRRRNNNNNIIITTTUUUUUR­RRRREEEEEEE"

[SWI0001]

@superarmyluke but he did squash Todd in his van

[SGTMasterBean]

Hehehehe

[sheepdog2c7]

Strange to think this guy is now a member of a heavy metal rock band. I know!

[aj863]

@sheepdog2c7 Neil, Nooooooooo!

[PoloRoxyGirl]

this dude is a genius!!!!!!!!



[ElliotCArcher]

swede can you please make an extended version of 1:02 - 1:06

[SWI0001]

he squashed todd a fly and flattened the buttery biscuit...so is this what you look like Swede, a toddler's program presenter

[SWI0001]

HE SQUASHED TODD!

[TheScorpion667]

haha, "Perfect to protect the furniture" Sounded totally like it was Pinhead from Hellraiser saying that.

[Rich7714]

Neil Buchanan - Legend! I think he's in a heavy Rock band nowadays! There's a video of him here somewhere in it.

[Iceman9769]

PEARFICT TO PRITICT THE FURNICHA

[FrogmortonHotchkiss]

Perfect to protect the furniture.

[Iceman9769]

What does 'cumanavalukathis' mean by the way?

[FrogmortonHotchkiss]

@Iceman9769 Sound it out slowly.

[Iceman9769]

@FrogmortonHotchkiss Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes the part at 2:01 !!!

[FrogmortonHotchkiss]

@Iceman9769 Hahaha you got it.

[ConinBowkerNZ]

That's a pretty Shite

[privatedeath23]

is this what goes on in the back of the van with coffe and croissants???

[majorkeybaree]

why aye man!

[RedHotBen]

you know this guy's in a metal band now..

[kimmylover1000]

wat show was this from

[Iceman9769]

@kimmylover1000 Art Attack.

[Gaziell]

i can squash the buttery biscuit base all day >.<

[benny3142]

'Thats a pretty shite'

[SuperCarnivorous]

Thats why he has to get in the back of the van.

[tduff91]

Lets see ewwww

[19jacobob93]

Not a pretty sight

[iKibbles]

@19jacobob93 NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT!

[19jacobob93]

@iKibbles NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT!NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT!NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT!

[bored0stiff]

I'm not going to lie to you, coming back to this video after a month and realising I've got the top comment on a Swede Mason video is my greatest moment...

[faceless58]

the evil voice furniture protection is jokes

[nepasisiht]

Also they're heavy metal, so y'know..

[nepasisiht]

listen to Marseille. Neil's band!

[glenners123]

omg i love this video especaly at 1:00 seconds ;) he hehehe

[darkpigion]

Ah, Neil Buchanan... What a legend

[OwLoLz]

Not so pretty sight.

[mangadrawer4]

1:04 made me laugh for so long :D

[silkyskilz]

don't squash your thingies it'll make your eyes water!

[SpamIsTheWord]

At 1:42 he looks like he's taking part in some masonic ritual.

[SpamIsTheWord]

He's a guitarist in a not-very-well-known metal band now according to Wikipedia.

[KittyandMimmy11]

@SpamIsTheWord

...I thought he was dead...

[KittyandMimmy11]

@SpamIsTheWord

Ah disregard that I got confused with Mark Speight. ^^;

[Charside]

He's not goin to tell u how he did it u dick head. Jeeez people are complete retards. Seriously

[MCGONN]

PERFECT TO PROTECT THE FURNITURE.

[sam199058]

i'll just say that you're brilliant i love most of your edits and i've shared them all with friends and everyone i can think of, can you do a setup video? of what you use to make the music? programs etc?

[marjuddy]

@superarmyluke thats what you think.............

[MrKesplat]

squashed thin-gy

[belugavision]

let me guess..you could by the splatterface in the store ”just because they were so funny”...scary. Nice remix

[skillzdatpaythebills]

ART ATTACK!!!!such a good show!

[bertydastard]

GOT THE SUCKA!

[RunnerReign]

Neil Buchanan... Legend

[ImRedBlueGreen]

Put PVA Glue all over the nook and crannies, get it all in there

[B19Dav3]

Just random furniture in a field!!! XD

[bobbywog]

I'm going to get in the back of the van and use my metal detector to squash a buttery biscuit base!

[Ewokhurl]

"perfect for protecting the furniture".... I think I just soiled myself O_O

[AcousticMellowDevil]

"Perfect to protect the furniture!" >:-D

[googleboughtmee]

i've never had a comedown so bad it made me go and do this

[Hamsteere]

Neil Buchanan is a sadistic bastard.

Laughing at these poor creatures...with his PVA glue.

[ruthsomething]

I used to draw MILLIONS of squashed thingies when I was a kid.

[gwain30]

It would have been nice if there was a cameo of "The Head"

[AmethystLink]

*huge gasp* i can't believe i forgot about art attack! brings back memories of all sorts of shows i used to watch as a kid... them's were the days

[dointhebiz]

took me a while to figure out what "cumanhavelukathis" meant

[087Seb]

CUMANHAVALUKATHIS

[bored0stiff]

Did anyone actually ever make anything off Art Attack? Because I never did....

[DubsteppKing]

@bored0stiff I tried and failed quite a few times, its not as easy as they make out.

[MadaxProductionz]

@bored0stiff Yeah, he did a really cool screaming bookmark way back when the show was in it's early seasons. I made them, they were awesome.

[chrisafreak]

@MadaxProductionz rofl omg i remember them xD i also tried doin one of the giant art attacks but got screamed at by my mum for ruinin her washing lol

[chiffmonkey]

@bored0stiff I made a bin. Then put it in the bin. Something of a metabin really.

[bored0stiff]

@chiffmonkey Binception

[chiffmonkey]

@bored0stiff Yo dawg.

[MightySheep25]

@bored0stiff

lool i meant to so many tiems but 1 time i actually did save up smarty packets and toilet roll carboards for it but just madea marbel run with it

[jordogg09]

@bored0stiff I never had PVA glue at home.....

[bored0stiff]

@jordogg09 I never had a sufficient supply of loo roll tubes and empty yoghurt pots :(

[Dman761]

i wish i was the squashed thingy

[mnbvcxz789789]

PERFECT TO PROTECT THE FURNITURE.

[Supadude91]

1.00 GREATEST laugh EVER!!!

[CompoundBowShooter]

He killed one frog from angry birds in the beginning! NOOOOOO!!!

[JamesWrenWaZErE]

Art attack, so much nostalgia. <3

[MrClimberking]

Is this your job or something cos you're radical at this dude.

[DisposedToaster]

The synths are actually so nice

[lapcsanka]

@DisposedToaster

yeah I love the background music here and at the Got the sucka and the Get in the back of the van video too

[danyofdeath]

1:00 lolz

[danyofdeath]

Im from the NSPCA and your a dick

[Freechips1]

Oh man I had completely forgotten about this show... Good times.

[funafull1]

You crazy murderer!

[fazala85]

Reminds me of the tv getting back from school. Chuckle Brothers would be a nice one to do. Great work Swede Mason

[slash10170]

ART ATTACK LOLZ



[Trawgdoar]

nazi printing signs

[HowToMike]

why am i thinking somthing vary wrong. "ive been doing this all day" *squort/squishing noise* sorry for being dirty

[dragonmybutt]

thingys

[BLSNunsWithGunsLJA]

i like the bit where he squashed the thingy.

[DemoraX]

naughty neil!

[dragonmybutt]

thats a pretty size

[BLSNunsWithGunsLJA]

@dragonmybutt its not a pretty sight

[Skringly]

I remember this show when I was kid. Good times.

[miestarSqils]

-perfect to protect the furniture-

[spagamoto]

PERFECT TO PROTECT THE FURNITURE

lol!

[wwenaveed]

Ive been squashing thingys.. ALL DAY.... Not a pretty side, Not a pretty side

ih hehehe ih hehehe

[wwenaveed]

omg I remember watching that episode of art attack lool! Thumbs up to me!

[wwenaveed]

ih hehehe ih hehehe

[nintendowii2k8]

his laugh is amazing lol keep up the good work mate!!!

[bullfish]

pheefek to prefhekt the fheeniche!

[OffbeatMarkie84]

This is awsome, you shudda looped the laugh more "he, he a hehehe|" lol!

[TheHarryMason]

save the thingys!!!

[Charlie123Brown]

I love the random furniture. :D haha

[MRW1994]

haha his laugh is the best... ''he he he he'''

[CounterNerd]

@MRW1994

perfect to protect the furniture

[Nickillik]

Love The 'Chanan!

[swiggydiggy]

I can't be the only person who heard "i've been squashing thingies all day" and immediately thought of wanking.

[jackbaron11]

@swiggydiggy

It doesn't help that he says it whilst reaching for a phallic object.

[MrOpiumoftheMasses]

Omg I used to watch this programme!!! Art attack ftw

[giga0524]

Not pretty sight. lol

[mrbluelw88]

omg art attack. So remember this show.

[ThatMonsterMan]

PROTECT THE FURNITURE...

reminds me of salad fingers...

[Oledagsen]

He's quite evil isn't he?

"Hi hi hi hi hi"

[zackfair5580]

Art Attack was SO good, used to watch it so much

[joethy]

ThinGy.

he just has to exaggerate the "G" in "thingy."

That makes him rude.

[Kadro555]

PERFECT TO PROTECT THE FURNITURE!

[WannaTradePants]

I would do anything to watch the original episode of Art Attack that this footage came from...

[sophiebrownnn]

i love neil buchanan! he's in a rock band you know!

[JakensteinSEX]

sweet fucking god.. 1:02

[vao113]

Perfect to protect the furniture!!!!!1111oneone

[squeezy1991]

Haha i also love 1.03. His cheeky little laugh. Bet he regrets it now though haha x

[squeezy1991]

Yea same i love 1.03 too. His cheeky little laugh. Bet he regrets it now :P lol

[sethlippmann]

haha i love the part between 1:02 and 1:07

he hehehehe he hehehehe

[APOLOMILES]

fucking A to art attack!!!

[Idachan]

Quite funny. XD

[Hwwaaa]

Art Attack, whey haha. What was his name... uhh... Neil something. Good program, great remix.

[thefatmantalks]

Neil Buchanan

[Hwwaaa]

Yeah that's him, nothing like coming in from school and putting itv on to see this kid. Have you seen the shit that they have on itv now? It's appaling lol

[thefatmantalks]

@Hwwaaa i always used to watch this, is all american cartoon rubbish now,

[Joffan123]

i loved that program lol

[Grisu69]

his voice is so clam its funny lol

[Xorez1337]

Epic

[djdaneproductions]

Best part: 1:01

:D

[DSmaster99]

LMFAO!!! Swede, you fuckin legend! :D

[CounterNerd]

>:D PERFECT TO PROTECT THE FURNITURE

he could do the voice of jigsaw in the saw movies if you lower his voice

[theelostriots9999]

i fucking HATED this show.

[matthewtop]

i love squashing thing geeies

[SahlukeandBlade]

not a pretty sight.

[trivialord]

Every time you squash a thingy, God kills a kitten.

[9000pivot]

aaa bout 43 kittins dead aaa

[simcitysaver]

hahahh art attack

[tGJimo]

lol I used to love Art Attack

[BlutBoomer]

haha me too like 6 years ago but lmao this remix is awesome

[wollybol]

Aha best bit is gott be at 1:03

[rootvalue]

Absolutely.

[Volfmech]

Man I recall this show when I was younger. I wonder what happend to him.

[MrCommentz]

This is great. All i can remember from Art attack is the guy constantly saying the same 2 words every show - "PVA Glue."

[tGJimo]

hhahaha so true

[llewsedwod]

@MrCommentz THATS 4 ! :d 

[TechnoViking94]

@MrCommentz PVA Glue and water.

[KanesTheName95]

I REMEMBER THIS EPISODE.

Do they still make these or have they ended, or have they got a new presenter?

[insertpie]

they did get another presenter...then the series ended,,and the presenters wife was found dead in the bath with a cocaine OD...he subsequently killed himself a few weeks later..

[KanesTheName95]

So whats Neil Buchanan doing in the present day then?

[insertpie]

aaah..im getting mixed up..

Im thinking of Mark Speight...presented a similar show...i thought it was Art attack..

Google his name and read about it...Tragic

[Catacalismia]

That was SMart, not art attack.

[moosemasher]

thats smart not art attack

[sontuk96]

1:03 is the best part

[CR0SSDALE]

I made a couple of these back in the day!! This mix is epic!!

[shitdj]

i am an an animal rights protestor, this is disgusting cruelty to the thingy, i wonder how many thingies hes slaughtered, especially when hes been doing it ALL DAY sick B**tard

[thanxx]

not a pretty sight lol

[SnugMoney]

epic words my fellow protecter of animal rights

[CounterNerd]

@shitdj

and then has the gutts to laugh at it

[AwakenedMusic]

i wonder what an un-squashed thingy looks like?

[DoomThroughDoom]

1:19 reminds me of Salad Fingers so much.

[DanielEM8989]

1:03 is pure epic

[Tombecho]

Pure epic indeed. Wish it was longer :D

[thanxx]

fucking razor!

[Djdjipe]

I HAVE TO PROTECT THE FURNITURE

[TheFungineer]

Ah man, I used to fucking LOVE Art Attack!

[NuggetCaptain]

Not as much as me.

[TheFungineer]

Sir, I salute you.

[V8Jagnut]

what was he on?