A Very Zombie Christmas, The Night Before Christmas + Lyrics

[johnnystrawberryseed]

Oh how i love the sexy undead! lmfao.

[SniperSurkov]

monkey have no honour! lmao

[GamerN4]

Zombie Clause, the official boss of BO2 zombies lawlz :P

[MultiMagnum12]

So beauitful! Makes me want to cry!

[ShadowRosalina]

Richtofen- I have a story for you that my grandfather used to tell me when I was a little little shwienhood.

Nikolai- ah its like grandpa used to talk about hokers.

Richtofen-... nien... its nothing like that

Takeo- I RIKE HOOKER!!!

That was just priceless.

[EmmaMercer229]

7 people didn't get a visit from zombie clause. :3



[darthdeath1121]

N:"i be big spoon you be little spoon ya?" R:"shh..... dont tell anyone" lol

[Timmieisblack]

Bite, get it, ah fuck you

[indoorin]

Mudar!!!!  Whatever happened to the first r Takeo?

[ninjabluemonkey]

@indoorin Due to the storyline Takeo was experimented on and he became one of the 3 super soldiers but it has side effects resulting in him becoming an honourbound bushido warrior. He began to remember later on which has made him become like he is now.

True Story.

[99thJediWarrior]

Richtofen is sexually attracted to the zombies.........lolz, eww but lolz!

[CarolinaSkunkApe]

@99thJediWarrior no i beleive he's gay for nikolai

[mewcorina23]

LOL!!!

[indoorin]

Dempsey is only partially sane while the doctor is completely awesome.

[5aq]

Is monkey a synonym for black people?

[5aq]

Richtofen is hilarious.

[indoorin]

Lol this is awesome. Poor dempsey the doctor hates him so much.

[Wierdusernamemoo]

"You need Katana!"

[BugsyRhys1001]

Nikoali put down the vodka!

[dadragon155]

I RRRIIIKKKEE HOOKER! - Takeo

I KKIIILLLLL TeH MOUSE! -Takeo

[bryguy800]

You know what, If i ever have kids oneday, im teaching them these instead o fthe "real" ones.

[mrcobbsta]

Richtoffen is THE best out of the four :)

[bazooka544]

I think I might like Takeo after this.

[chaoticgod16]

LIKE PREGNAT HOOKA LMAO :D

[Navohk]

Richtofen is a badass

[MiniStig101]

I KILL THE MOUSE! *BANG*

That's good to kill. Well done

[new0011000]

teh best albumz evar made

[1234obiwan1]

By far this is my favourite in the album.

[Ovanteeri]

"Haha! Bite!! Get it?...."

".....aw, fuck you."

[DeTrOiTXX12]

I LIKE MURDER

[LadySkyrim]

hahaha Takeo likes hookers

[Kbuffalo6]

Come back Zombie Claus!

[TheWildshadow]

"its like how grandpa used to talk about hookas?"

[bombmaker2]

@TheWildshadow "Nein. It's nothing like zat.

[TheWildshadow]

@bombmaker2 XD these shud be the top rated comments

[bombmaker2]

@TheWildshadow Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[S1LlEnTKi1l3r]

MONKEY HAVE NO ONO

[vnom84]

takeo: RIKE PREGNANT HOOKA!

i fuckin loled

[UltraMagnus912]

like if u heard takeo say dont give me order lol funny

[Fr0st1989]

"...ehhh fuck you."

[laxkid61]

whoever disliked this i will find u and kill u

[garfieldTHEmedabot]

dempsy is the only healthy mind of this group xD but nicolai is just awesomer

[AlexRider589]

@garfieldTHEmedabot Dempsey has a healthy mind my ass....

[garfieldTHEmedabot]

@AlexRider589 yeah... ur right, but i think he' has an more helthy mind than richtoffen, nikolai OR takeo

[HeartOfInsanity]

Richtofen: Takeo and dempsy were tucked into bed

Tank: What?

[usafgirl1]

What the hell were Nikolai and Richtofen talking about?

[TheRngrClan1]

@usafgirl1 spooning ;) nikolai is the big spoon an rictofen is the little spoon :P

[usafgirl1]

@TheRngrClan1 I'm going with that Nikolai corrupted Richtofen and they both like hookers. I'm sticking with that. I guess Tank is the only healthy one.

[akatsukimaster666]

feel free to leave dempsey... or kill yourself

[LaBloodyMARA]

He had sores on his face and a distended belly,

That shook when he moaned, like a bowlful of jelly.

LIKE PREGNANT HOOKA

[Idude893]

Despite being a COD parody, I can't help but think about Team Fortress 2.

[Shurikenthrower1]

HOOKA VEDY HONWABLE

[CaptainCrunch605]

my favorite part is when nikolai said "bite,get it?..........f*** you"

[shaw7man]

I be big spoon, You be little spoon.

Shh...Don't tell anyone.

Okay.

[deadRoden7]

I keeel teh mouse!

[rosariofan101]

i knew this was about black ops even before i read the thing below the picture

[Zero2267]

"Bite! Get it?

....

Fuck you."

XD

[superdud100]

i wana see a video of this it would be EPIC!!!!!

[cooler123999]

I KILL THEE MOUSE!!

[Gatorgirl4521]

Richtofen: "I threw down ze gun un reached for my knife!"

Takeo: "You need katana!"

LMFAO this is amazing! xD

[EPICLOLZ888]

i found out about this on the wikia page

[OPhSYcO]

@EPICLOLZ888 same

[EPICLOLZ888]

@OPhSYcO i also saw a close up of the pentagon thief's face on the wiki

[OPhSYcO]

@EPICLOLZ888 yeah I love the wiki I am a total zombies nerd

[Lavaster]

@EPICLOLZ888 he reminds me of a Mexican version of that scientist from Back to the Future

IM NOT RACIST, im mexican too

[234glenn]

@martinerrr oh your right i thought nikolai killed the mouse

[yoyogo13]

I found out about these music parodies from dr richtofens Facebook earlier today

[EPICLOLZ888]

like pregnant hooka!!!! LOL

[jackthestunner]

thumbs up if you watch this after christmas.

[linkinparkown123]

most funny thing ever

[AlmaWasHere]

Richtofen: Feel free to leave Dempsey, or kill yourself.

Dempsey: Is that misiltoe? Suddenly I feel like kicking you on the mouth.

[legoeasycompany]

Takeo: I kill tha mouse *bang* XD

[Klaymator97]

Haha I reached for my Luger, and pulled back the hammer

[lonelydayproductions]

i cant find these on itunes, is there a secret to find them?

[DanyBoy14X]

who the hell disliked this?

[EPICLOLZ888]

@DanyBoy14X zombie clause

[DisMY32]

are nikolai and edward gay together?

[kaisermeera]

@DisMY32 I think it's more a case of them all just gathering for a laugh, to tell christmas stories of killing zombies, and pregnant hookas.

[Eletricsugarzz121]

is that mistletoe? suddenly i fell like kicking u in the mouth LOL

[vakeraypivotlover]

L0L.

[LUKEWHITTYboii]

nikolai: i be big spoon you be little spoon

richtofen:shhhhhh ddont tell anyone

[99thJediWarrior]

"Takeo and Dempsey were snug in their beds."

"what?"

LOL

[TheMelonPiranha]

Nikolai is so drunk he'll spoon with Richtofen

lol

[KearoNasanam]

@TheMelonPiranha Sh. Don't tell anyone.

[TheMelonPiranha]

@KearoNasanam

okey.

[pokemonaquosLdrago]

ZOMBIE CLAUS IS AWESOME!

[Lavaster]

Dempsey is hilarious!

[1001Torro1001]

i rike hooka

[Doger49]

Nice no dislikes yet!

[kingredrider1]

richtoffen may tell me any night a story... as long he tied to a chair and deadly object far away from him ^^

[TheGrindcore1]

I BE BIG SPOON, YOU BE LITTLE SPOON

shhhh don't tell anyone

[DFProductionsTM]

Where's My Vodka.

Nikolai put down the Vodka.

Oh damn.

[soundwaveman100]

i love how takeo yells random shit

LIKE PREGNANT HOOKA

[supermegamer]

haha feel free to leave dempshy or kill yourself

is that mistletoe? i suddenly wanna kick you in the mouth! lol

[lovelight1995]

They just have to make a series where they just are talking and make people laugh there ass off :D

[degenerate315]

BITE. GET IT? FUCK YOU.

[Karinthehybrid193]

That was beautiful XD!!!

[kkkkkkkkkk704]

Takeo: I like hooker



[CorsairHero]

I rike hooker

[mcolln]

i just noticed that richtofen says zombie claws nose is not there but then he says that a side of his nose is laying on the ground.

[mrduck120]

i KILL the mouse!

[Spyash2]

How'd you get them together for this???

[sootythunder]

hey does anyone else notice richtofen never in the games even says takeos name let alone notices anything he does. all he does is

A. says crazy things only psychopaths say

B. insults dempsy

C. semi-compliments nickoli

[sootythunder]

lol nickoli loves vodka so much he says vodka instead of snoring

[KearoNasanam]

@sootythunder zzzzzz vodka....

[NobleEagle1]

lol i love the  I Kill The Mouse *Bang*

[superdud100]

lol, awsome

[LibelliaJones]

thank you Joe Moses, THANK YOU

[JimboT2009]

takeo was actually funny

[martinerrr]

Richtofen doesn't say:

`That's good to kill, well done`

But he actually says, ´That´s good Takeo, well done´

[YokiMatination]

feel free to leave dempstey,

or kill yourself

lol

[Deviatefish13]

OMG LOL "I KEEEL DA MOUSE!" Laughed so hard

[BuddhaNewb]

I kill deh mouse

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF ALREADY

[YokiMatination]

lol, great song

[MustBHardyFan]

Nikolai is a god

[KanesTemple]

I RIEK HOOKA

[score38]

could this be an easter egg for a new map (joking)

[score38]

lolzrichtofen is a nazi an he is talkin about christmas

[oldman9990]

@score38 Your confusing jews and nazis. FAIL.

[ZombieCrazy100]

Like Pregnant Hookah

[GuardianDragon13]

"That's good,Takeo.Well Done."

That's what he actually said.

[BittenByMeFilmz]

"LIKE PREGNET HOOKER!"

lol

[gimmie12345678910]

nikoli:i drink vodka

[gimmie12345678910]

lets sing and drink vodka

[JayThaReal15]

:D grandpa richtofen tell us another



[calpol09]

ok enough with every one commenting on wat there saying in the song we get it.

[leon687]

i hate takeo the damn jap

Dr.Richtofen is fucking bad ass "i reached for my Luger and pulled back the hammer"-Dr.Richtofen

[DragonsRule02]

This is absolutely amazing

I love itttt <333

[dneirflriGsedaW]

Well done Takeo.

[yellow242]

*random quote*

[bloodyGr]

I RIKE HOOKER!

[92EEM]

Wow lol the beginning part is the best :)

[MeetTheStoneMan]

Nicolai: il be big spoon you'l be little spoon yah!

Rishtofen: shh don't tell anyone................

Nicolai: okeh

[Rheinlander22]

I kill da mouse! thats good takeo well done" LOL

[turtoise87]

Nikolai is beast!

[TheLastArmaDylan]

takeos voice actor needs to gtfo..

[VwXPwnIN]

I WRIKE HOOKA

I KIRR DA MOUSH

[abcdefg18000]

MONKEEH HAVE NO HONAH

[dmitri43]

Wait. Anyone explain the big spoon little spoon thing?

[PPPrulez]

@dmitri43 dunno i think it refers to sex though since richtofen said Shh don't tell any1 to nikolai :P

[salmon1pwns]

@PPPrulez Big spoon little spoon is a hug. The big spoon being a man and the little spoon being a woman most of the time

[HappyAppleCider]

@dmitri43 Children, spooning is what adults do after they've played together. It involves a certain type of cuddling.

And being naked. In a bed. After sex.

[bristow8411]

where can I get this CD? I want it. Well besides Itunes.

[GuitarManiac951]

@bristow8411 Only in itunes I believe. 

[dmitri43]

i love dr. richtoften he's the best.

[LordBrickman]

Would be fun if Zombie Claus was a boss zombie in BO or WaW

[Crusadeize]

@LordBrickman lol tht Should be a christmas DLC :D

[ilisavsoilab]

Demspy is my favourite

[roadkill123098]

1100 view. That deserves cheese!

[ffff8655]

lol my favrit



[SgtSylus]

Richtofen is my favorite

[raptofilms]

@SgtSylus Yeah? me tooo

[DarkSilver75]

@SgtSylus HELL FUCKIN YEA RICTOFEN FOR THE WIN

[TheAlexmercer]

LIKE PREGNANT HOOKER LOL

[inferno785]

This would be awesome as a cartoon or an animation

[shaunmon]

BITE...GET IT?...AWW FUCK YOU!

[noyrb31]

i kill the mouse!

[dwizard4000]

where the fuck can u buy this? other then Itunes

[mastersword131]

Bite! get it? heheh aw fuck you

[MidtownMadness1]

Thanks pal!

[nolan2465]

In the yard arose a clammer so I reached for my lugar und pulled back ze hammer

[VinMechaSamurai]

Man the Doc has issues. I love all the stuff on this album!

[Crusadeize]

"He Stumped and he moaned like a bowl full of jelly."

"Like Pregnant Hooker"

lol

[ben51260]

Ssh don't tell anyone

Ok lol

[Redreximus]

I rike HOOKER!!

[JoNZieBoY69]

Made my day!!!!

[buba132]

" I be big spoon, You be little spoon..." I think richtofen and nikoli are gay...

[HappyAppleCider]

@buba132 Brilliant, Holmes.

[ChimichangaKid]

Rat?! I KILL IT!!!!!