BLISS MAGAZINE DEBUT

[LooserLover]

You know, that actually reminds me of my gap yah. I just chundered everywhere!

[j0ames]

@LooserLover oh yeah, i remember that video! i remember when it was funny too

[LooserLover]

@j0ames Yeah, dude! It's kinda the same with this one.

[rebeccarideoutiscool]

YOUR THE HOTTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I LOVE YOU IM YOU *SUPER * #1 FAN <-- ( j0ames )

[MorroccoSurrogate]

Look at this. Just wandering around the street and you're already hot product.

You need to go pro.

[xXHeleniesXx]

This is exactly what me and my friend were talking about the other week:') It's totally made up xD

[rebeccarideoutiscool]

i love you so vary much your sexy and HOT i love you <3

[pepemymail1]

ugh nasty wormy thing to find on your butt - the doctor said-...

[absolutereviews]

The ending O_O

[TheKookandFanpire]

omfg he got the princess diaries and airhead?! free?! and he doesnt know what they are?! and- ugh!

:)

[T800System]

i hav wite wiggleey fing lika wurm wat is it??? halp halp

[sunshiineesmiilee]

lol! oh my goodness, J0ames, you are totally one of the hot boys in the issue! lovee <33 :)

[xoxemjayxox]

LOL

my magazine debut was in 'sugar' magazine. My friend dared me to enter myself for this bikini modelling comp with them and i won...One of the most humiliating experiences of my life...

[tillytots100]

This is hilarious.

[allwasforanapple]

You are completely self-obcessed. Don't you have anything else to do apart from make YouTube videos?

[Tirionness]

I love you

i love you

i love you

[freaknbeutiful]

hahahaha I'm still laughing ..lol... that magazine has serious issues

[XGoodPuppyX]

i have that bag, yay me!

[CookieSherbert]

OMG I have that issue lol!

[CookieSherbert]

Also, yesterday this girl asked me and my friend if we heard about a new movie, Cirque du Freak. Then she showed us a picture of the main dude, my friend freaked out all OMG HE'S FIT srt thing andI squealed for a few seconds...

She took our names and pics etc.

Ooh... me and my friend might be in bliss lol!

BTW if we are in it... i hope they edit out the McDonalds milkshakes we were holding lol!

[Emmzibunny]

omg i redd tht magg :S weard....wow i threw tht book n the bag out :P

[marthasings]

this makes me laugh everytime :D

oh and please put your hair back like that :) x

[sophieelala]

i still laugh so much at this video, even though i have seen it like, 10 times :')

[corpsemunger]

puke problem!

[jinjukazooie]

Ahh, the Bliss days. We used to read it in the newsagent when we were 11 because none of our mums would allow us to buy it. Sadly by the time we WERE 15, the free bags were made of environmentally-unfriendly materialst, and books did not exist. After all. Bliss is written for people who can't read...

[SkinnyLoveX]

ending was hilarious :D

[xMcRsTaRx]

omg, i brought tht LAWL -.-

[BBZcameelaBBZ]

omigod i remember that magazine i read it and i saw u in it! and that worm thing is creepy :S

[StephLovesIan1]

LMAO! the end made me laugh so hard :')

[papercats]

Female magazines are strange...and rather repulsive if you ask me. After I read one of these vulgar magazines I disowned my own gender. I am no longer female.

YEAH!

[drreeeaaaaa]

The worm story was indeed priceless.

You have the best intro I have ever seen as well.

[EverSinceYou]

haha i used to buy that magasine when i was younger. oh the shame.

[matthewlord07]

oh the ending, oh oh oh indeed oh

[Oct23rd4004BC]

The backup sorting hat...

designed by Lockhart, perhaps?

[blindophelia]

marry me.

[wheresjoemoe]

Okies! =D

[punkerjoe]

ARE YOU REALLY BLIND?!

[furasu]

Whaaaaaaaaaat. D:

[cutie6325]

lol i need to buy that magazine *___*

[onlyXoneXell]

I have no idea what's wrong.

lol, amazing.

[hippopandagriff]

YOU ARE INSANELY CUTE!!!!

[papercats]

you know what else is?

my toe, bert. fanatic, meet my toe bert.

[ShonaN25]

Hahahahaha :D

[ButterflyEffect111]

Ha what a legend. You're hilarious. I love how straight your expression is for the whole of the video too. :)

[FrostedLlama]

OMG JAMES

OMG

OMG

I THOUGHT I RECOGNISED YOU

omg, sorry I got all hyper lmao, it has been bugging me where I've seen you before.

[bekkynixon]

:O

I am shocked!!!

Appalling.

[baynrw92]

twat

[xxsupershellyxx]

hahahahahahah! havnt laughed so much in AGES!

[apriltiffany]

"my bottom itches, and when i scratched it i found a white wiggly thing like a worm. what's wrong?"

LOL

[babygirl18601]

HAHAHAHAHA! I'M IN LOVE

[agie94]

hahahaha. that made me laughh so much :L

x x x

[yermom8993]

When I first heard it was called bliss, I thought that it was going to be some like "adult" magazine. haha, and the ending was slightly hilarious = )

[BubblesTheVampire]

hahahahahahhaahahahahaa!

I love you! xDD

[RoCkStArWoRtHiNgToN]

lol great! i love u.k. accents!

[xlaurenxmuahx]

oh j0ames, in the time that i stopped watching vlogs i missed you.

and this is the first i've watched in a while.

and tbh i loved it more than ever

before.

i will never stray again ahah

love

lauren-may x

[Annabelisimmense]

ZOMG i cant stop laughing at the worms thing,

i really didnt expect that!

[geelan1]

this is actually brilliant

you are really funny :) xxx

[jasmineC4C]

"I want to eat your babies."

Ahahahahahaha, I love your videos so much.

[glossyblonde]

that magazine is a load of trash! did u get paid?

[SwissBajee]

That magazine was stupid about not showing your real story and still having that sex profile thing in it!

Anyway your video was funny :D 'worm worries'...:O

[FlufflePuffFanFan]

is it just me...or does the last thing he said sound like something pandora from skins might say =P

anyone??

[HeyHoHope]

Oh my gosh. The last part, worms?! Oh. Dear.. hahaha.

you know you're going to wear that free bag out, it's just so sexy ;)

[Canadaandme]

Aww...don't be so hard on yourself...Efron isn't that hot, all he has - is a good photoshop expert, to photoshop his pics...and anyways, any girl who would fall for a twitt like Zack, is a twit herself! ;) What you have is better - a great sense of humour and a wonderful smile! Cheers! :)

[aloHAAAAHA]

I WILL NEVER TRUST A MAGAZINE AGAIN!

[bether2010]

This is so true.Those magazines talk about under-aged sex all the time..and there are curse words in the magazines.I guess that's not ''that bad'', but you can't switch someones words..

[nrgins]

That was funny. Can understand why they'd take out the drinking thing, but not the sex. First, they won't get sued for encouraging underage sex. If a girl gets pregnant or an STD, no court would find them responsible. But if she died in a car crash from drunk driving, they might be liable. (Plus, having sex between two underage ppl isn't illegal anyway.)

Sucked that you only got "tragic." hehe

And that worm thing was disgusting. :-@

[ScreamingPhotoOp]

if the girls 14 and the boys 15, the boy will get in twubbbbo, its illegal (:

[enonymouz]

HAHAHAHA!!! your funny..!

and...YOU MAKE SENSE!!

[jellybellyiz]

Clearly your version of the story wasn't *tragic* enough to be in Bliss magazine lol.

[fatboyrocker]

throw the book and bag and obviasly the end haha hilarious!

*subscribes*

[brigiddd123]

u suck

[idioteque90]

HAHAHAHA the end of that story was the best.

[failedjellybelly]

lol!!

omg the ending just me laugh so much!!

So were you just stopped randomly in the street then?? xxx

[uberlalalamazing]

gahh.

the ending cracked me up. (:

[insomniacintraining]

i was cracking up the whole time

[bexxie616]

i love your accent(:

[jjaneyjane]

LOL at the end!

congrats on bliss magazine haha!

totally changed your story though:/

[chickenpoopies]

haha i believe i may be in love with you!!

haha your so funny!

[GlassHammer94]

haha peed myself laughing at the end! and OMG I've been skiing in Val Disere and Val Cenis since I was four - small world lol

:D

[lustLIST]

hahaha that was great

[PlayWithPassionx]

hahaha that is hilarious =)

you're a natural at this xD

[spazatar]

i love the ending

hahahahaha

[futurejessica]

HAH HAH. I wish you would come to America and do commentary on my life. It would probably make it more interesting.

[evucs]

the end was hilarious :D

[andieleg7]

lol ur funny

[SecretKept3]

hahahahah the very end

oh,that was quite hilarious

[sbrow46]

OMG...laughing my ass off at the last comment...lol

[SushiTabbyCat]

I couldn't contain myself at the end. XD yeah, sure, ask a MAGAZINE about that!

[zoehutton]

You remind me of Simon Amstell. That's definitely a compliment.

[x0xChattynCutex0x]

OMG you got airhead andthe princess diraries #9 thats a meg cabot book They were great everyone should read them {who is a teenage girl} there the newest books by her hahaha

[KissesFromAKitKat]

TAPE WORM! (:

I fully laughed out loud at the 'gross' bit. I used to get magazines and that is exactly how they're written haha.

And qwak95?

I'm afraid that's how it happens over here in Merrie Ole' England :D

[xCroftax]

Loll good video =)

Yeah magazines are such liars. I did work experience at Sugar Magazine and they made me do a makeover thing. They changed my name, where I came from and even said I had "problem skin". The cheek! Anyways, welcome the joys of teenage girls magazines.

[sarahadamsxo]

haha this is hilariouss...specially the bit at the end i full on LOLLED

[cutekat0012345]

also they sell bliss here in aus and im just about to go to thursday night shopping!!

HAHA IM SOOOOOO GRABBING THAT COPY!!!! XDXD

J0ames that embaressing moment was a nightmare

im glad ur recovered

and u are freakin hot i love u and ur accent

wow that was very fangirlish

im pretty much a charlieissocoolike fan girl. whats wrong.. am i converted?! haha

yuk u read the doctor thing gross lol

[sunflower78990]

HAHA at worm.

[doritosaurus]

when u gonna come to sydney!!!

[cutekat0012345]

omg ur coming to sydney!!!!??

[qwak95]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

He's 15 (16??)

and he got drunk???

Uh... lets hope its different in England

[ComedyActress]

Ahhh! I love this video so much!

[YasminPaella]

this was a thoroughly entertaining video. Keep up the good work. I just subscribed!

[tigrissapphire915]

at the very end, I just shook my head and laughed...how ridiculous?

[MusicBox82]

hahahaha great way to end a video

[VickVancouver]

white... wiggley? Yipes! Vick

[jrunicl2]

lol

the media will always do that, twisting what u say to something more useful to them

still pretty funny you got put in the magazine lol

[DarlaBaxter123]

Hahahaaha omg...that was hilarious...ur pretty cute

[XSuzzersX]

i reckon this has to be my fave of ur vids soo far hehe i kinda it rather amusing lol great work XD :P

[tomwinst]

ha this vid is gr8 james!:)

[katandrat123]

haa ! i want to buy that now .

made me laugh :)

[DreamingMe]

Oh wow, who wouldn't want to be featured in a magazine that deals with issues such as "Puke Problems" and "Worm Worries".

haha, loved the I'm gonna eat your babies!!

[3elle5]

Haha lol worm problem

Whats she been gettin up to ?

And now wonder why all the storys are the same

[Jonnyiswhatweaimfor]

LMFAO!

its funny; but the fact that you didn't even smile or laugh at it made it hilarious.

like you made the jokes sound so serious!!

5 *****!

and favouriting

and subing =]

Jonny.

[SunShineStars19]

wow, really good vlog

great editing too

5 stars***** :)

[eleven12thirteen]

LOL THE ENDING

[adamfed11]

100% GOOOOOOOOON

[GrotesqueChild]

Ha! This makes me want to go out and purchase a copy. Who can resist stories about young girls fishing for worms up their arses?

[atticbadger]

completely rubbish

[Daisyyyyyyyyy1]

the story at the end :'))))

[HannahRose432]

hahaha you must be so thrilled that you are in the same magazine as people with worm troubles,

well done!

[TuroseKJ]

I found itt!!!!

[xXxRiixXx]

LMAO ;D

White Wiggly Thing :D

Lol

Hes cute :)

[icantbreath05]

ur are so fucking funny i love u

charley :::::::D

[PineappleOxide]

I never collected Bliss. Doctor Who ftw =D

[LoveMyJonasUsername]

AHA. xD

I've got this magazine, I opened it up, came to that page && then saw you and I'm like... Where have I seen this guy before?!

Lol.

[Statue0f]

JAMES. I knew it was you!!

I was like, "zomg, Mum, there's a boy in here - I know him from YouTube!"

Ha ha ha. I knew it.

[Statue0f]

James would have preferred 'Vomit Vlogger'.

[rachelray234]

haha wow. umm this is the first video of yours that i watched but im definitely subscribing. btw, head about you from johnny durham =] i wish i had a cyber candy.

[emmers1990]

could you speak a bit louder? the volume is shit.

[benmanns]

Where are you from mate? Only, a times I can detect an almost Bristolian-esque twang to your accent???

[alexclere01]

I'm glad you stopped where you did! Although a few seconds earlier would have been better! Another great vlog though. Thank you j0ames :)

[alwayspureblood]

lmao i LOVE the bag on the head. u looked sooo unamused :P me and lili saw it wen she bought it in birmingham, we squeled like mad for a good 10 minutes!! wooooooooh!!!!!!! omg thats a reli weird magazine now that uv talke about it. whata poo!!! x~Cissa~x

p.s. i accidently deleted ur comment on my new vid,sob, please post it again cos i wana reply!!

[maggienoddles]

i would have prefered to read your story and not hers.(not that i EVER read magazinges ,they really bore me)

nice end to it all !?

[izzalozzabob]

HAHA i love this bit

"I want to eat your babies look"

its great XD

love it (Y)

[squizzlest]

This video is genius, start to finish!

J0ames - I crave further info! How old are you? What is your marital status? What is your favourite fruit?

Or something.

[bekbabexxxxx]

very funny. but i have to ask...what room are you in? puzzled me.

[parkrc]

wanker+madders speradders

[HannahWithAVoice]

lol she has worms! and lol 'gross'

[lelespeaks]

hey man saw your comment about that mofo' guy on that other guys video I left one about him to he was so harsh with the cancer stuff! Then I found this video which is pretty amazing, your a G keep up the good work!

[xXclofloXx123]

aaah this is brilliant, your accent is brilliant too.

:)

[RaRaOnline]

LOL i have that very magazine. I went upstairs Looked at both the things you chatted about, and LOL'D for about half an hour rolling around on the floor.

[j0ames]

:D hahahaha

[cutekat0012345]

haha XD

[weetabixMAD]

loving the dry hummer!

do u do thiswith a video recordeR??

u are so gd looking?!

[nakoe]

Haha, I thought this was posted like months ago, then i realized it was this October...so i went and bought bliss.

Not my usual magazine i must say, it's pretty bad.

I bet the other guys stories are edited =P

[j0ames]

I know them and they were :P

[nakoe]

You know them?

did they really live in LA and Kent or was that made up as well?

Ohhh, now i wanna know thier real stories! haha

[garyskirk]

I live in Kent, yeah, and Quinn lives in LA :D

[RubyeyedDragon]

uh ohhhhhhh! bum worms!

[zippo555]

They write about underage sex but not about drinking? Hypocritical, I think. :(

[ChickeyBoo100]

this happened to me when I was younger. I sent a letter in and they completely changed it to involve my "crush", I think these magazines think girls are only interested in sex, lads and relationships. I wrote an email of complaint lol

[NinewingedTurkey]

xDD What did the dude in the shop say when you bought the magazine?

LMAO at the end!

[camille195]

haha the end is funny

[hannah4slimshady]

LMAO ahahaha I enjoyed that video =)

Unfortunately, the days where I purchased Bliss magazine have been and gone, but maybe I'll make an exception.

Congrats haha xxxx

[xxlightningboltxx]

I haven't watched anything so funny in ages. THANK YOU!=)

[jimmerehab]

I dunno if its just cause i'm buzzin but this video proper made me lol. worm trouble! genious.

[elrudhol]

haha

[KathrynThatter]

haha :)

funny video, ive just got this months bliss :P

[erin0606]

im never purchasing bliss again...those liars!anyways i love your videos there very funny!

xxxxx

[xxalieshaxx]

Lmaoo :L

[WinterBlossom7]

LOL that bit at the end was hilarious. :D

[ginypug]

That really is the funniest thing I have watched!

Your shocked face at the end.. Hahahaaaa

Please keep making videos!

Even if you do say baarrth instead of bath, but Ill forgive you

:)

[trusttheunicorn]

This vid made me lol! <3

[dominicsalieri]

I thought there was a posting you made about the "M" word? I can't find it. I would think you would be articulate and frank on such a matter. Didn't you express an opinion regarding whether it sends you blind, etc. (I note you wear powerful glasses). I always enjoy these eloquent and well spoken ramblings of yours. You're cool in my book.

[Itstartswithalice]

your face at the end from reading the 'worms problem'.

I don't think I've ever laughed out that loud alone.

:|

Well done, sonny jim.

[LiveLaughLikeLove]

Magazine debut haha

thats funny xo

[zuknula]

His ponouciation is gay. Prick.

[bizzyc]

Ah dear.

Someone tried to insult another but just ended up looking like a fool.

Please learn to spell.

[zuknula]

And you should learn to sing properly. Git.

[j0ames]

I think she sings very well thanks and you need to stop listening to James Blunt :) Now go home and die. <3

[joeotley]

This lad is a prick no doubt about it. Didn't know people still existed who talk like that. Straight out the 40's

[smellyboy22]

haha! You're funny. You made me laugh! Well done!

[fleetwoodsucks]

Oh no censorship! Fight the system!

[SuperSizedMileyFan]

hahaha loool your hilarious!! thats not even emabarrasing!! she rated herself tragic!!

13-14 year olds yeah right there gurus are like BAM IN YOUR FACE

i used to read bliss when ever it came out

did they air brush you??

[ssmyth134]

One of thee funniest Vlogs, ever.

[amcatster132]

Ahahaha this is hilarious!

I actually bought this magazine because me & my friend have an ongoing joke about zac efron :)

[BboyDeusEx]

Soemone kill the people that publish this magazine. And their children. MUWHAHAHAA

[horrorduckftw]

so british lol, u sound rly posh.

[AikaGranzchesta]

j0ames, you're just too much of a pretty boy. I'm surprised girl magazine scouts aren't throwing themselves at your feet left and right. I'm surprised you don't have to carry around a big broom to sweep their convulsing bodies out of your way so you can walk.

I mean, come on. You're a hell of a lot prettier than Zac Efron! >:o

[User837]

That was soooo funny! Im SO buying this issue!

[04Megadavi]

like, thats SO totally what all girls have problems with.

i mean, come on, WORMS? keep it to yourself!!

jesus

[peasonearth26]

LOL!!!

[ThatIzzyGirl]

"Worm worries"

Oh dear, that made me laugh when you read that out!

And your altered story is funny, who says "gross" anyway?!

[SkittleMonstargh]

haha your such a nerd!

But its great i love it. lol

Wiggly ... ew